#but I wanna make sure I didn't get the details mixed up :D

[electrozeistyking]

ITS FINISHED

I’m giving it to you know as tomorrow I won’t as I have regular school then art school but I hope you like it happy birthday zeisty

Also rip my storage space

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One of the things I love about this is Scott being fully prepared to fight a horror in the woods. Like he's literally just some regular ass dude, no funky "Solver powers" or anything. And he's about to shank this freaky ink bitch. Not sure he would've won, but love the enthusiasm!

Some very good storytelling here, btw! Definitely got the idea that the guys were separated for who knows how long, and like. They haven't seen each other in so long. I will not lie to you, I did exclaim "YOU SEPARATED MY BOYS?" at one point. Good thing that gets resolved pretty quickly haha! <':D

Also, yeah! Scott is NOT letting go of that man. Next chance he gets, he is getting Quill to give him a piggyback ride for the foreseeable future (and knowing Quill, he'd absolutely do it because he'd miss doing stuff like that. They are very touchy with each other, after all).

One thing I will note is that Quill does seem a bit too short? Maybe that's because I never showed off a proper height comparison between him and Scott? Or everyone else here is just. MUCH taller than I realized. Either way, hope you don't mind the fact I'm using this early birthday present as an excuse to show off how tall these two are compared to one another.

Yeah for some reasons the disassembly drones in Scott's sector are really tall. The "female" models are 5'9" here. Why are they that tall? Who knows? Humour points, maybe??? GFDHGFD

(One last thing: totally see Scott saying something like "oh y'know, just being gay in the woods and getting my ass kicked" in response to where he's been this whole time. Who knows if he's telling the truth or not, but it is the kind of response Quill would expect. Silly ass man what was he doing out there with a knife for so long-)

[oh-no-its-bird]

Madara as Regina Mills and the Infinite Tsukuyomi as his curse, season 1 of Once Upon a Time style

Tobirama as Emma, coming in to break the curse, and Hashirama kind of filling the roll of Snow White, the brothers unable to recognize or remember each other but feeling each other's loss all the same (which in itself is kind of the greatest punishment for Izuna's death that Madara could give, save for actually killing one of them)

Maybe Kagami as Henry? Him somehow breaking through the curse and finding Tobirama and trying to bring him back to the little town of Konoha, knowing he's one of the only people who can get through to Madara. But also Tobirama doesnt remember anything anyways, so to him he's just humoring this kid

Ok actually scratch, rewind, lets take this from the top;

Ok so. Madara casts the Infinite Tsukuyomi, but instead of it being a dream it casts Konoha into the modern world, where everyone is given some role to fill in the little town of Konoha, and only Madara remembers how they all got there.

Madara sets some stuff up, like gives certain people certain roles and memories, and also bc something something magic something something the perfect dream, within the bounds of the town, Izuna + some other dead people exist. Madara isn't especially focused on the other dead, just Izuna, so he actually is partially unaware of the details of who else may have gotten revived (Itama is totally there somewhere, lost in the crowds)

Now, Madara did not truly design this town, nor the lives of the people in it. He could have, but he didn't bc he was a bit focused on just his own wants. So a lot of families got separated, things got mixed up, that sort of thing. Including the Senju brothers. Hashirama and Itama have no idea that they're siblings, and Tobirama is another ballpark all on his own.

You see, in a bit of a petty act and also a bit of paranoia bc 'something something best sensor in history' something something 'dont wanna take any chances' and also definitely a bit of last minute impulsive 'hey fuck you, I get my brother back but you dont, bitch' Madara pressed the "you are just a normal man who has no family" illusion onto Tobirama then kicked him out of town

With that said and done, Izuna by his side, Hashirama also positioned suitably close (maybe as an aid since he's Madara is the mayor?) Madara goes ahead and pats himself on the back and enters the Infinite Tsukuyomi himself, forgetting it all and able to truly live that happy, blissfully unaware life he had worked so hard for.

(Just ignore the burning fires in the background where Madara didn't think to double check if anyone else's roles lined up well with their original selves. Or the fact that Itama and some other dead people are totally wandering around in the bg, both them, their families, and even Madara none the wiser)

So anyways, just like in Once Upon a Time, time itself is pretty much frozen. No one ages, every day runs about the same, and honestly who knows how long this town has been here now-- because its residents sure as hell dont!

But then.

One day, somehow little Kagami somehow awakens the Mangekyō Sharingan, possibly through a pure chance fluke of the illusion wavering for unrelated reasons (bc it also supresses any chakra use) and Kagami's mangekyō's ability, whatever tf it is, allows him to break himself out of the genjutsu.

Making him now the only person in the town who's aware of the fact that they're all in some sort of illusion-- though the details escape him bc hes like. 13 and didn't know everything happening behind the scenes.

Oh also note, the ages and time frame of this is just all over the place and we will not think ab it too hard.

So Kagami ofc begins to investigate, he has very little idea of whats going on at all but he does quickly pick up on the fact that he can find just about anyone in Konoha here-- but not his sensei. And Sensei always knows what to do, so now he has a mission

Queue Kagami somehow tracking Tobirama down in the outside world, just like Henry did with Emma. Don't know the specifics of how tho!

So now cut to Tobirama:

First off, him as a parallel to Emma Swan is actually so good its kind of funny. I say he gets to keep being somehow able to 'know when someone is lying' (it's the traces of his obnoxiously powerful sensing abilities leaking even through the best of genjutsu)

He's some kind of private detective maybe? Idk but whatever he is, he's freelance and travels a lot

(Which helps keep attention from the fact that he, even removed from the town, does not seem to age-- something even he himself has not noticed)

So Tobirama is just living his kind of shitty, honestly a little depressing life. He has no attachments; He always feels like he's missing something or someone; He can never seem to connect with anyone, and people even seem to forget he exists when he's out of sight for too long (almost as if they're made to forget, as if he really was never meant to be here or be seen)

And then one day this tiny kid is banging on his door calling him Sensei and begging him in tears to come back to the village because everyones gone crazy and someones cast a genjutsu over EVERYONE and Izuna is somehow alive again and--

Woah woah slow down. First, who the fuck are you actually.

*insert stressed Kagami brain car crash noises here*

So yeah !! Tobirama doesn't know who tf this kid is, but he will drive him back to town and give his parents a good talking to.

Hikaku, Kagami's polite and stressed looking uncle, is very relieved to see him back home

Kagami is literally begging Tobirama to stay it's actually painful to watch and no one can understand why he's so fucking pressed about it. And for some reason, Tobirama decides to stay. But only for a little bit, you hear?

(It will not be for a little bit.)

And just like that, the clock tower begins to move, and time begins to pass once more. And both Kagami and Tobirama slowly piece together what exactly happened to get them here, and how the town might be broken out of it's enchantment

OK SO WITH THAT SET UP / PREMISE ON THE GROUND LETS TALK FUN DETAILS

So like. Tobirama and Hashirama having no idea they're brothers. Double to that, Itama is somewhere around! And no one fucking knows it!

Madara does not know what he's done, he is living his best life fr fr, but in contrast to how Hashirama and Tobirama seem to instantly click, Madara just kind of fucking hates this guy on sight for some reason. There's a lot of tension there and everyone in the office is making bets on if they're gonna kiss (Izuna has money riding on it)

So like Madara, Izuna, Hikaku and Hashirama running the mayors office n stuff, with Madara as the mayor

Tobirama eventually ends up as Sherrif just like Emma which is also irony bc smthn smthn Uchiha police force agenda or whatever. And then him and Madara regularly get into very public fights over clashing ideals

Im tied between saying that the timeline for this is like, just wishy washy "hey dont worry ab it" and tossing in Kakashi's generation + others for fun and to fill in spaces

Or saying that just like how the Infinite Tsukuyomi seemed to bring some people back to life within the boundaries of the town, there are some legit time bending aspects of it, and just like how we have people who are supposed to be dead, we also have people who just shouldn't be born yet. Fun stuff!

But like Kakashi Obito and Rin are totally around. Somwhere. Also Sakumo but Kakashi still believes his father is dead and Sakumo can no longer remember Kakashi exists (rip)

Itama is the towns one weed dealer and also a plant scientist bc I fucking refuse to give up on the stoner Itama agenda, that is my default Itama in every AU now. Oh also he's like an adult, and we're also sticking with the him and Tobirama being twins agenda

He and Tobirama meeting for the first time with sheriff Tobirama arresting him for selling weed pass would be the funniest thing

Touka is the deputy sheriff and she and Tobirama get along like a house on fire, and then bc convoluted reasons they somehow rope Itama into working w them for parole/community service or smthn. Dream team!!

But yeah thats it thats the post thanks for listening Im gonna go stare at a wall now

[autobots-in-training]

Question for the big kids. Why did the war started?

Sideswipe- UUUUUUUGH i hate history class. Sunny, you take this question.

Sunstreaker- idiot.

Sideswipe- I heard that!

Sunstreaker- I meant for you to hear it. Now shut up, the smart twin is talking!

Sideswipe- Neither of us is the smart twin.

Sunstreaker- Theres only two of us! One of us has to be the smart one, and its me!

Sideswipe- Yeah yeah whatever, just keep it down, im gonna play Zelda.

Sunstreaker- ANYWAY! Basically, the Functionists were in charge, we were split into castes, poor bots and anyone in the lower undesireable castes weren't allowed to procreate or even have romantic partners, cause romance leads to sex or whatever. Some bots were sterilized for speaking out, others were sterilized because the Functionist council couldnt risk them having kids even on accident. We were actually the kids of an upper class mech and lower class mech. They kept us hidden for a few years but they were found out.

Sideswipe- Can you just skip this part? I hate it.

Sunstreaker- The anon asked a question, I'm just answering it, go back to your game.

Sideswipe- Yeah yeah...

Sunstreaker- They were able to help us escape, our creators were killed by the council and we were on our own well into the war. Ironhide found us when we were... I think we were close to Springer's age.

Sideswipe- We were closer to 12.

Sunstreaker- Oh yeah, 12,000, so a bit younger than Springer and the other two. The war started because bots weren't allowed freedom of... pretty much anything. The further down in the caste system you were, the less rights and privileges you had. Even upper class mecha were restricted on some things, so even they weren't free. Frame types couldn't mix. It was a whole fucking mess.

Sideswipe- They started "decommissioning" "undesirable" mecha too. Decommissioning meaning killing and undesirable meaning old models.

Sunstreaker- It was fucked up.

Sideswipe- Hey Sunny, Mirage was from the Towers right?

Sunstreaker- Yeah, he mentioned that in class last week.

Sideswipe- How do you think he and Hound met? Hound was in the Cybertronian Army. Army mecha and high class mecha didn't really mix before the war, he said so himself in class.

Sunstreaker- For someone that hates history class, you sure know a lot.

Sideswipe- Oh please, it's just random stuff that i remember, i dont actually remember whole timelines of historical events like you.

Sunstreaker- And thats why im the smarter twin.

Sideswipe- Oh shut the fuck up.

Sunstreaker- No, im going to keep going.

Sideswipe- Fine by me.

Sunstreaker- D-16 who later became Megatronus who even later became Megatron and Orion Pax who later became Optimus Prime, teamed up, and rallied a bunch of mecha that were sick of the rules of the council. They were pretty quickly overthrown, more people hated functionism than the council realized.

Sideswipe- And then Megs and OP couldn't agree on how to go from there, and they started bitch fighting, and have not stopped since then, the eeeeend.

Sunstreaker- Can you be more articulate!?!? ... Also yeah, thats basically what happened. They kept disagreeing on how to build a new government, people took sides, and the rest is... well, history.

Sideswipe- Ugh, the beginning of the war took like, 6 months to get through, Hound just went on and on and ON. This was so much faster.

Sunstreaker- Because i left out a bunch of details!! Details which are important to know!

Sideswipe- Why do i need to know them?

Sunstreaker- Because the war isnt as black and white as some of the adults make it out to be!

Sideswipe- I mean, i get that, but it took so long to just get through the events leading up to the war.

Sunstreaker- Because it was thousands of years of unrest that lead to the revolution and the war to happen!!

Sideswipe- yeah yeah. Hey, wanna play mario kart?

Sunstreaker- *sighs* Yeah, sure. I call peach.

Sideswipe- That's who you always pick, I know not to touch her.

Sunstreaker- Good.

*end transmission*

[poisonouswritings]

Okay Jayce + Lungs + Reg + whoever else from the server wanted a Felix version of the Roadtrip thing I totally procrastinated and wrote this instead of working on my fic so hopefully it's decent

Roadtrip (Original)

GN!Reader, Modern!AU, NSFW below cut, Changed a little bit of the Felix/Rime background, I HC Felix has a little bit of an embarrassment kink.

Rime and Felix did date. And they loved each other. In some ways they still do. But then Rime had to move across the country for school and neither of them could handle long distance so they broke up. It was hard at first, gods knows it was! But they managed.

And when Rime moved back five years later, they became friends again. Best friends! But friends.

Why didn't they get back together? Well, for one, they'd both grown up a lot. They just didn't match one another anymore. They'd sat together one night, shoulders leaned against one another, looking up at the stars. Yeah, they'd always love each other. But they couldn't really say they were in love anymore.

Anyways, they both moved on. Talked about crushes, joked about hook-ups.

I mean... Rime talked about crushes and joked about hook-ups. Felix really didn't. He just said that after loving Rime for so long, he didn't really want anyone else.

Until he met... You.

His Exception.

But he's too much of a coward to make a move. Rime was always the one to take the lead on things like this! And you're a great friend. Felix... Felix doesn't have many friends. He doesn't wanna risk screwing that up.

Sigh. Looks like Rime will have to take the lead. Again.

He, Sage, Tulsi, and Anisa plan everything out. Okay actually he and Tulsi and Anisa plan everything out, Sage mostly makes jokes and buys some condoms to slip into Felix's luggage. And lube. And pink fuzzy handcuffs.

You and Rime are friends by now. He met you when he first got back into town, where Felix was just starting to fall for you. It'd been,, a little,,, awkward at first. But y'all got over it and now you and Rime are friends. And one of your little inside jokes is that Felix Totally Obviously Has A Crush On You. And like, yeah, you could ask him out, but you and Rime have a little bet to see how long it'll take Felix to get the courage.

Anyways you come by the apartment at nearly five in the morning, dumping your luggage on the floor near the door. Felix and Sage are napping on the couch, cuddling a little.

Aw. Dumbasses. They fight all the time but they really do care about each other.

Anyways, Rime slings his arm around your shoulders and steers you to the kitchen. He's Got A Plan, And You're Gonna Help. He and Tulsi explain the details while Anisa and Elowen load the car. The more you hear, the wider your grin gets. This should be fun >:)

Once the car is loaded, Tulsi and Elowen shake Sage and Felix until they open their eyes. Felix is startled semi-awake when he sees you, frantically trying to fix his hair so he doesn't embarrass himself more than he already has. You smile sweetly at him, making some small talk to distract him from the fact that everyone else is loading into the car.

Rime hops in the driver's seat, Sage in the passenger. Rime immediately starts snapping at Sage to buckle up. Sage flips him off and starts messing with the radio. Neither of them own this car so this'll end well.

You nudge Felix into the very back and casually clamber in after him. Luckily he's too preoccupied with a mix of chatting and sleepiness to notice.

Anisa, Tulsi, and Elowen shove the middle row of seats up. And now that you're trapped in the back, you plop down on Felix's lap. He's Cool With This, Right?

> Felix.EXE has stopped working. Please reboot...

Anisa, Tulsi, and Elowen climb into the middle and shut the doors. Felix finally notices the car is packed to the brim and there's no space for you except for on his lap.

"Wh- Could you all have not set this up d-differently?!" "Nope >:)" "Surely MC can't be comfortable-" "Oh no I'm good :)"

You and Rime exchange a grin in the rearview mirror.

Felix swallows thickly as you adjust yourself on his lap.

This... Is gonna be a hard ride, isn't it?

Ohohoh yes it is

See, Rime gave you a couple of tips on how to tease Felix. Act oblivious to what you're doing, point out how cute his blush is, tousle his hair, etc. This drive is gonna be a couple hours long so feel free to take your time and test out your own fun little things.

Felix is bright red to the very tips of his ears. Part of him wishes he could just pass out, but the other part of him is savoring every moment of this. His arms are wrapped around your waist and he's mushed against the back of your shoulder and he's Very Obviously Hard But Neither Of You Are Acknowledging It.

And you keep talking to him! Not about anything terribly important, and that's the worst of it. You're literally just chatting to hear the cracks in his voice. And the more he talks, the harder it is to string two thoughts together.

After a little while of flirting fighting with Sage, Rime looks at you two in the rearview and grins. "Felix, Dear, is the air hitting you back there?" "Nng... I'm f-fine... Thank y-you..." All the while his cock is throbbing against the cleft of your ass. His pants are silk or something else very soft and kinda thin so you can practically feel the outline of it.

And if your pants are thin enough, you might even feel the heat of his precum beginning to gently leak from the tip.

You offer to brush his hair because it's still all rumpled from sleep,,, he makes a pathetic little noise and agrees because As Much As He's Suffering He's Also Loving This. So you twist around a little in his lap, partially straddling him. His face is more or less in your chest. You set your fingers gently under his chin and guide his face up so your eyes meet,, his face is red and his eyes are big and wide and locked on yours,,, you smile so very sweetly and slyly shift your weight a little forward,,,,

AnD tHeN yOu HiT a BuMp!

It's the first genuinely unintentional bounce you've given, and it's definitely the hardest. You lift off him nearly entirely, head brushing (or even fully bumping) against the roof before you fall back down. Felix was already resting his hands on your hips and when you go flying he reflexively pulls you flush against his lap.

Your crotch slams against his - your ass contours around his knees - his face is now buried in your chest - and your comb scrapes just slightly along his scalp like you're running your fingers through his hair and tugging.

Welp.

He cums in his pants.

Hope you're proud of yourself.

Let's be real you totally are.

Luckily Rime saw this coming (hehe) and is already pulling off the road to a gas station.

Felix is covering his mouth and has his eyes screwed up tight. He's shuddering a little and you don't really blame him. You give his hair a few more run-throughs with the brush and hum soothingly. That seems to calm him down a bit.

Once the car is parked and the girls have gotten out of the middle row, you get out and hold out your hand to help Felix. He hesitates for a long moment before accepting it, unable to look you in the eye as he stumbles out. His knees are shaking a bit. He babbles something you can't really make out - it might be a different language, you aren't sure - and half-runs, half-stumbles towards the bathroom.

Rime comes over and high-fives you. Sage pulls condoms out of his pocket "Sage why were you carrying those around?" "Well I thought I might need them-" Rime immediately slaps the back of his head before he can say another word.

You go into his suitcase and grab a pair of pants and some underwear, then head over to the bathroom.

Meanwhile Felix is standing in the middle of the bathroom, not particularly wanting to touch anything in here - this is the dingy sort of place Sage would probably be at home in but it isn't Felix's scene. His pants being all sticky like this isn't exactly the uh,, the most comfortable thing,,, and it's probably gonna mess up the fabric,,,, but he still can't wipe the flustered smile off his face.

Yeah. If he had to do it over again he'd probably do the same thing.