#but I promise I wasn't looking dateable at that cupcake shop

[shadowed-dancer]

I hate flower shop aus because as someone who worked in a flower shop it is NOT romantic. 9% of your day is taking, making, and delivering orders, and 90% is cleaning flowers and trying to stay sane because it's Valentine's Day and your boss needs 12 dozen roses cleaned by hand by the end of the day. Also, yes, I said TWELVE DOZEN. As in 144. And that's just the red ones, there's 8 dozen yellow ones and 4 dozen white ones. Do you know how much my hands bled? Despite the fact that I was wearing gloves?

The final 1% of your day is sweeping up the leaves that evaded the garbage can, emptying the garbage can, and then slipping on more leaves because there's never not leaves on the floor

If you want to write an au, at least make it realistic