#but I have a fun tendency to sideswipe weirdly close to things that I shouldn't have been able to guess based on my nonsense

[triflesandparsnips]

Welp-- I'm awake and I shouldn't be, and I'll definitely be asleep by the time the season 2 finale of OFMD drops, so-- FUCK IT LET'S DROP SOME PREDICTIONS:

Stede throws some STARK REVELATIONS at someone (preferably Ricky)

Stede and Ed are back together by the end of the ep but our blond blorbo is still not actually, like, okay (gotta save some trauma resolution for season 3 shenanigans)

POSSIBLY they're back together in a relationshippy manner, but the episode ends with them deciding to split up and regroup later for tactical reasons

Ed = Disney's Little Mermaid, now a human girl, good for u babe, love that journey for u

Ed reads one of Stede's bottle letters and it's somehow the Sweet Weirdo He Fell In Love With (and possibly also finally tells his trauma background, because it's easier to write about than say)

Extremely timely seagull attack

Izzy kisses someone (and it's Definitely Queer)

Izzy doesn't die, but he gets seriously wounded and his survival is left as a cliffhanger

Maybe a big damn album-cover shot at the end of our remaining pirate gang: Spanish Jackie, Ed, Stede, Zheng Yi Sao, plus background folk

Episode ends with a threat to Those We Thought Left Safe Behind in season 1 (Ed's mom? Stede's family? Jim's brother? SURE) -- gotta prepare for the upswing of "oh shit" forward plot momentum toward the final season

One last Big Damn Kiss (gotta follow our rule of three vibes, we've only had two, cmon now)

...................STEDE DOES SOMETHING WEIRD WITH TOUCH