#but I can still critique it when they need the full sewing measuring tape instead of my 15 inch ruler

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@stripe-conlon As someone with a weirdly long torso, do you want some torso? /joking stripe-conlon But seriously, I have learned from possessing an adjustable dress form that the human torso is apparently typically between 14” and 17” from nape to hip and I, at the short height of 5’1.5” am 19” from nape to hip

Well now I'm curious, can we please establish how I'm supposed to take these measurements?

I do know how to measure the rise of pants, so I just measured the most egregious pair and it's a full 19 fucking inches from crotch to waistline, and while the models on the website do appear to be wearing it with a slightly baggy crotch look, I still feel like 19 inches is a bit much