#but FUCKKKKK MANNNNN

[rainy-daze1]

riice dying feels so mundane compared to everything else. like. yeah it was some kind of sculk disease. but there wasn't anything like... major with that. no wacky wild symptoms, no real slow corruption, just... exhaustion and coughing up blood. there wasn't any final battle or anything. they were playing tag when it happened. there was no big evil scheme to it, she just... died, because she got sick, and the sickness killed her. it's such a painfully normal way to go, such a painfully normal thing to stop this patchwork town of adventurers and weirdos in their tracks. fuccckkkkk mannnnnn

[dirtreally]

More crazy fax

- they specifically hired a guy to makw sure you didnt sleep in the one penny thing so you could reflect on being poor or whatever

- they cut the rope in the two penny thing so if you were sleeping at one of those you'd basically just be woken up by faceplanting directly into the floor

Bro are british people like literally addicted to human suffering

[teamfortresstwo]

Fuckkkkk Powder man Christ alive crying my fucking eyes out … POWDER . Like I can see why Vi is doing what she is because she just lost her family to but fuckkkkk mannnnn.. oughhhhhh!!!!

[irvingtwo]

IM A MARRIED MANNNNN WHAT THE FUCKKKKK

[hamausagi]

what if....

okayokay imagine this scenario with you/a ship (this is supposed to be like a few seconds before the spike blows up in a failed val mission)

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their hands are tight and trembling around you, forehead pressed against yours, as though they want to seek comfort in your touch.

you can't blame them. you're scrabbling for them in the same way, gripping their arms, breaths shallow as the earth tears up around you.

the scent of blood and dust clings in the air, and the ticking of the spike only grows louder.

a small sob escapes them, and you instantly reach a hand up to wipe away their tears.

"look at me," you whisper, and manage a small smile. you could be strong. just for them. for them. "look at me, yeah? it's alright. don't be scared."

they laugh. it's a thin, shaky sound, barely audible over the hissing that grows in the earth.

they press even closer to you, until you breathe the same air and share the same space. it's almost suffocating, but you can't bring yourself to care. not here, not now.

"oh, [name]," their voice is a low murmur, hands desperately cupping your face. their eyes convey an emotion you can't start to name. but it's known to you, somewhere within the deepest core of yourself. "I'm not afraid, not with you by my side."

from afar, you hear a silence.

the last thing you see is their eyes, watery and sorrowful but vibrant and emotion-filled all at once. their hands are warm against your skin.

i have no regrets dying with you.

WEHAT THE FUCKKKKK WAT TOEIHAKJHKAJFSFDKJ YOONIE IM SOBNBINHG IM GOING TO FUCKGIN CRY WHAT THE GUVCK

this. with jett. i am not okay in any way shape or form right now THIS AS NANOBOMB ??????? FUCK ??????/

OOOHHH MANNNNN "IM NOT AFRAID, NOT WITH YOU BY MY SIDE" you hear distant violent WAILS

[mamin-thetroll]

Fuck Deleted scene! I feel like Tina had a feeling for the real Mr.Graves and Grindelwald known this! So he flirted with her to get what he want. OMG I can't imagine how heartbroken Tina would felt when she'd sentenced to death. YOU EVIL MAN don't fuck with girl's heart!!!! He had done this to Dumbledore sure he could do this again (he even act kindly to Credence to gain his trust too Fuckkkk) That's why Grindelwald is more evil than Voldemort. He knows that people can do anything for love. T --- T

[janieofarc]

I WANT TO FUCKING SLEEP MANNNNN WHAT THE FUCKKKKK

[sufferinggod]

Bro..... I bought like 5 bottles of Kombucha and they all taste like fucking shit mannnnn damnnnnnnnn fuckkkkk this drink shit smells nasty and taste salty like bro wtf

[uncollectedself]

Next Time say No..

Boss lady: Hey, would you like some bananas pudding?

Me: Who made it?

Boss lady: Me.

(Inner Monologue) Ahh Damn now I gotta take it, and pretend even if its nasty that it tastes good ... FUCKKKKKK

Me: Sure. ( Grabs plate ) Just a little though I just ate.

Boss lady: Grabs ladle, (scoops a giant ladle full onto my plate)

Me: ( FUCKKKKK ) looks at light colored mound of whiteness

Boss lady: ( stands there with eyes full of joy and hope)

Me: ( damn she must want me to taste it now FUCKKK)

Me: ( sticks spoon into uncertainty ) ( wait a min ) ( bitch there is no bananas in this bullshit) ( how the fuck is this bananas pudding without bananas ) ( this shit bout to be nasty as fuck ahhh hell ) (places spoon in mouth ) ( hears screams from ancestors ) ( sees flashes of great grandmother shaking her head ) oh ok I see what you did there what did you change?

Boss Lady: well there's no sugar I made the pudding from scratch I used goat milk and honey I used avocado for the texture instead of bananas ...

Me: ( as she is describing what she used I feel my stomach trying to push that shit back up out my stomach through my mouth )

Boss Lady: I also used my homemade sugar no sugar cookies recipe instead of vanilla wafers, I really just let my inspiration take over...

Me: ( BITCH my stomach wtf was in this shit got my stomach acting up like this ) Oh ok.

Boss Lady: Do you like it?

Me: Mannnnn..... I wish my mother was here to taste this Im sure she would ask what is in this.... I will be talking about your bananas pudding for years ma'am this is ...something else.

Boss Lady: Really... that's nice of you to say!

Me: ( you don't know my mother ) no problem, well let me get back to work...

5 mins later.....

Me: Hey, Ive got a little family emergency I need to deal with Ill be right back if that's ok?

Boss Lady: Sure, take your time.

Me: ( Fast walks to car ) drives to Bojangles, ( walks inside heads straight for bathroom ) ( Blows it up )

MORALE OF THIS STORY STOP EATING SHIT YOU AINT COOK YOURSELF AND NEXT TIME SAY NO THANK YOU.....