#but FANON bruce just gets called a hashtag girldad for that shit so. oops | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

mamawasatesttube · 3 months ago

Text

im sleepy so i can't put my finger on the punch line exactly but there is a joke to be made about how fanon batman is actually just canon lex luthor. like think about it:

racist against metas and aliens

really controlling over who can associate with his daughter

not just rich but also famous and very recognizable in pop culture

obsessed with coming up with ways to take superman down, to the point of always carrying kryptonite

... and (probably) more!

#the difference is that at least luthor is acknowledged in the text as a villain for the shit he pulls 😭#and i mean to be fair batgirl 2000 also says bruce is in the wrong for trying to prevent cass from being friends with kon #but FANON bruce just gets called a hashtag girldad for that shit so. oops #(also yes im referring to lex's babysitter vetting process for lena sfjdgjd i did love this era for lex)#also i nearly put ''would be homophobic to kon specifically'' on this list but i didn't. please appreciate my restraint dfhdgjd #okay im losing coherence i must sleep. but i think this is funny. there's something here #rimi talks

112 notes · View notes