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creatureprofessor · 1 day ago

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i love you "he's in hospital bc of bottom surgery" JFJ truthers, peace and love on earth to you, and i also think modern Fitzjames would still heed the siren call to die an absurd, hamsterlike way, so she's a popular travel vlogger who gets into all sorts of shenanigans that can and will end up w him in a hospital, despite her saying she's fine. she's got shot at. got stuck in a cave. got bitten by venomous animals. dived and climbed without an oxygen tank. he's decided he wants to go for a swim in the Bolton Strid, she's going to live forever baby!!

#james fitzjames #davechella #but modern day jfj doesnt get miraculously better at being a good person tho #he disregards customs and warnings every so often. unironically starts his videos w inshallah. thinks that dollar and pound are accepted #everywhere #also has one of those fancy and damn expensive electric scooters to go around in the city #also does some dubious sponsorships #but! he is very slayful and wears organic shirts #and you'll be better off not reading his tweets from back when he was in china #despite all that she has undoubtable charisma and charm #thus many fans

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