#bustyclaireonalternia

[new-alternian-mechanic]

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@bustyclaireonalternia

[lastharleyonearth]

Jude? Is that you?

CLAIRE IS THAT YOU over THIS IS JUDY HARLEY REPORTING over WHAT IS YOUR STATUS AND LOCATION over

[strangesolicitations]

@bustyclaireonalternia

Yes hello welcome aboard the downward spiral into anon-driven depravity

'Sup.

[contaiinedarmageddon2]

🍆  from joey

Sollux opened up his phone to look at the "File Sent" notification from the human he'd been speaking to with some regularity. He tapped it, figuring it would be another request to translate some bit of difficult Alternia or explain what a food dish was at a place with only pictures.

Instead he was left blinking at the sight of the fully nude Joey Claire, at least besides the fake horns. The pale, top-heavy human was posed in front of a mirror, trying to use perspective to have her hand in the mirror cover up her nipples while her actual hand in front of the camera shielded her privates. Unfortunately the girl's breasts were quite a bit more sizable than most, and the plumpness made covering the full breadth of her chest impossible and left some areola peaking out around her thin fingers.

Sollux thought for a moment, almost unconsciously tilting the phone this way and that as if it would let him peek around the tempting faux-modesty. Finally he typed back "did y0u get into the b0oze this time?"

[contaiinedarmageddon2]

Joey's smile got briefly more Megido-like in nature as she tilted back to look at him. Well it definitely could've gone worse.

"yeah it's giving me like. a vertical slice of whatever's m0st important i think. i c0uld probably search your brain but there's n0 practical way to sh0w it all at once."

While explaining he simply follows her wishes. Only this time his better nature runs out, sliding Arousal up to 60% as he talks.

fucking claire jumpscare.

and i prefer flesh f0r the record, h0t as a bot might be

((Good to see you again!

I appear and dissappear at will! I don't know how I feel about the robot thing myself!

[0thguardian]

@bustyclaireonalternia

my, aren't you a curiosity. a Bouncing, Busty curiosity.

[redglaring]

@bustyclaireonalternia

GC: 4 b4ll3r34p3r you s4y?

[lastharleyonearth]

I'm watching you, deerboy. Don't you dare hurt my sister.

"you must be Joey. and Do not even attempt to touch my moirail."

[lastharleyonearth]

"They are? a-ah, fiddlesticks." she flushes up red.

[contaiinedarmageddon2]

Sollux looks down a very brief moment. "that's pr0bably not in the cards. but there's plenty 0f others t0 meet through me." Then back to her. "a l0t more than i used t0 be but i don't kn0w if it's the best idea... could try t0 just stimulate rather than squeeze maybe?"

He'd rather not think about what could go wrong going the forcible route. "0therwise i could just. n0t use my hands." After a brief flash of yellow he shakes his head. "nah, fuck it, lets try the psi. but y0u're going t0 have to get all that 0ff. will just get in the way."

what's g0ing down?

Tried ignoring the problem

Didn't help. Now theyre too sore to even touch.

[contaiinedarmageddon2]

@bustyclaireonalternia

0live blo0ded troll. mild 0bsession with meowbeasts. definitely a furry. asks a l0t of fav0rs without returning. always gh0sts, no excepti0ns.

the eating part wasn't a col0rful euphemism either.

[contaiinedarmageddon2]

//Sollux sets up some kind of shitty tinder profile

Deletes all of these and jumps off a bridge instead

Great Solgasboard by @bustyclaireonalternia ! And probably the only version of him where he isnt 90% obscured by a giant slab of ass

[contaiinedarmageddon2]

In the aftermath of a third body-wringing discharge, Sollux desperately sucks down a bottle of water and hauls himself back up to his desk to type.

@bustyclaireonalternia

"turn y0ur shit off!"

[contaiinedarmageddon2]

He looks down at the hand touching his face, then back up at her with a raised eyebrow as she asks him a question despite covering the organ he could use to answer it.

Gingerly he places his own hand atop hers and grips it to pull it down and away.

"0ne, you haven't given me anything else t0 call you. two, the 0nly thing likely two get y0u culled is making a damn scene running around in the middle 0f a populated area like a weirdo. n0body's g0ing two eavesdr0p a couple l0wblo0ds in the middle of the city because we've g0t nothing w0rth saying."

Sollux scratches his head suddenly. "besides, why w0uld anyone even kn0w what that word means? besides me 0f course. being n0t from this timeline after all."

in their defense they usually c0me attached to a frame meant f0r it.

more imp0rtantly i never figured i'd see a human wise up and pick the better planet t0 stay on. h0wever the fuck that worked.

"You know that I'm??!!" Her whole body locks up in alarm and she nopes the fuck out of there, tiddies be damned. A+ work, Captor. Ya spooked her.

.. She tripped and landed on her face about twenty feet away though. Must be off balance.

[contaiinedarmageddon2]

Sollux's eyes trace along Joey as she returns to bending over the milk drum. He release a long breath, not entirely free of tension himself in some regions. "yep, back t0 it..."

Once he's stepped down beside the udders in question Sollux speaks up again. "since we apparently need t0 go faster t0 outpace all this damn sl0sh you have t0 spare i'll try something. a lesser man might say he's 0nly got tw0 hands, but they are indeed lesser."

While the troll puts his hands to one hanging breast, a few sparks flicker before a band of bicolored light encircles the other. As Sollux makes his practiced milking motion, it's duplicated by the tingling, squeezing 'hand' on the other boob. Now he can continue with his pace doubled.

alright alright what's the status rep0rt joey. beaten 0ff all the mo0beast apparel salesmen with your flashlight by n0w hopefully.

everything still in hand with the situati0n?

Situation rapidly deteriorating.

Chest approaching uncontainable proportions.

[contaiinedarmageddon2]

it's a sign 0f respect! prot0col thing.

my ass w0uld never make servant. assigned battery duty.

pretty sure we're uh, supp0sed to be d0ing the saluting now n0t the other way ar0und.

Aaaaaah, no, bad! No saluting! You're my friend, not a servant!!