#bush or bare König would adore you

[machveil]

do you think könig is the type of guy who can’t get it up if your pussy is shaved/waxed?

I think König is the type of guy who can’t get it down

CW: Fem!Reader, pubic hair, oral mention (fem!recieving)

first of all, he’s just happy you’ll let him touch you down there to begin with, lets be real. confident, cocky Colonel? yes, confident, cocky civilian? absolutely not. if he’s dating you, sleeping with you no less, he’s low-key thanking a higher power he won you over somehow (easily)

secondly, he’s supportive of whatever hair care you do down there. shave it and keep it smooth? he’ll help if you want, or just sit with you and watch. is it a little odd? maybe, but he’s legitimately just interested - as long as you’re comfortable with him being there he’ll just hang out when you shave or wax it. I think he’s a little enamored by how smooth and soft it is, he’s a decently hairy guy, has rough, marred skin. he likes the contrast, might smooth his finger pads over you if you’d let him. not with sexual intentions, he just wants feel you

it’s not a turn-off if you shave or wax, he’s less focused on that and more focused on you overall. he could think about you in a potato sack and get it up, being hairless? that doesn’t deter him, hardly crosses his mind

on the flip side, if you’re worried about having a bush - again, he’s loves you however you present yourself to him. he’ll still bury his head between your thighs and go to town. do you feel good? that’s what matters to König. he doesn’t need shaved legs or a waxed cunt, he just needs you, you’re the one getting him hard. if you ever worry about him finding it gross and bring it up he’ll tell you he doesn’t mind it. where some men have a preference for no hair, König is neutral

what I’m saying is, König just wants you to feel good in your own body - he’ll get it up without batting an eye (sometimes it’s a problem, he could just see you and— ah, damnit! there it goes)