#bumcheeks

[glassygoose]

[aliensubstance-011]

Okay so me and my friends just watched My Policeman and we've been seeing a lot of bad reviews so we wanted to put our two cents in.

That was an incredible, heartbreaking story about queer history and the lengths some queer people had to go through in order to conceal their identities, as well as the consequences of being discovered.

We didn't really see it as an example of healthy relationships, due to the situation at the time they were unable to actually have any kind of stable relations. Had the situation been different they may have been able to live normal healthy lives.

It was moving seeing how through Marion gaining her freedom at the end, Tom gained his own.

Me and my friends had to remind ourselves that the actor for tom was Harry Styles multiple times, you can tell he is very passionate about the character and over arching story, along with the other very talented actors.

We went into this film not expecting much at all and came out very surprised and touched.

Absolutely beautiful imagery, cinematography, costume and set design, not only was this a beautiful story but a lovely watch as well.

8.5/10 easily

[ofthirtynine]

everyones online rn huh. well here's some photos of my cat

[chesacakeripper]

Ripped the entire arse out of my work trousers this afternoon and had to call my partner to emergency deliver me new ones whilst hiding in the doctors office and hoping I didn't get an emergency call until he got there.

Psychiatry life, everyone!

[airyairyaucontraire]

"This is what happens when you aren't happy with what you've got! Someone's husband eventually gets it!" may not be the best line in Bluey but it's right up there

[affront2god-affectionate]

Will (2017) s01e03

[1d-trashcan]

I’ve been walking around with a cramp/sharp pain in my bum for like a month, thinking it was gonna go away. Finally found a chiropractor that can help me in two week. Fully expecting my pain to disappear on its own and gaslight me.

[vandalyssm]

Merlin Takes No Shits AU (crack)

Enemy of the Week: Hah! What can a filthy, pathetic, lowly servant like you possibly do without the protection of your prince?

Merlin:

Merlin:

Merlin: Hasta la vista, bitch (shitty fireball cgi)

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Gaius: What were you thinking?! The king could have sentenced you to death! Have you any sense of self-preservation, boy?

Merlin: No

Gaius: ...And?

Merlin: ???

Gaius: Do you have anything to say for yourself?

Merlin: Nah lol

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Arthur: Tell me, Merlin, do you know how to walk on your knees?

Merlin: ...Are you propositioning me?

Arthur: (wide eyes) (blush)

Arthur: You—Of course not! What is wrong with you?

Merlin: Cause if you were, I wouldn't turn your offer down. (easy smirk)

Arthur: (jaw drop)

Merlin: See you around, stranger.

[Silence as Merlin strides away]

Arthur: (shouts) I am the prince. You can't just walk away from me!

[Merlin waves without looking back]

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[Merlin enters the Dragon's cave for the first time.]

Khilgharrah: How small you are for such—

Merlin: Can you, for the love of the Gods, shut up with the mindspeak? I'm trying to sleep.

Kilgharrah: (shocked)

Merlin: thx (leaves)

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Merlin: (mutters) dayum shawty thy bumcheeks should be illegal

Arthur, who's not deaf: WHAT?

Merlin: what

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Uther: [hate speech about sorcerers]

Merlin in the background, seething: 🤌🤌🤌

[forcemeanakin]

Hot take: trainer!Anakin

but hear me out!!!!! trainer!Anakin as a boyfriend would be the coolest and sexiest shit ever. Proof right here:

NSFW content included

-Jogging after morning cuddles

-He would wake you up with tons of kisses just so you would feel motivated to go out with him

-if you were feeling extremely lazy that morning, he would have to use a stronger tactic eating you out

-He would use you, yes you, in his own routine. Whether it was dropping a kiss on your lips after every push up he completed, or using you as weight during his hip thrusts. Anakin Skywalker would use you as his muse in every single area of his life, this included.

-Not gonna lie, depending on your personality, your joined visits to the gym would quickly become a competition. He loved that about training with you, it made it more fun.

-He's still salty about that time you made more squats than him

-But he's not actually pissed because he's just too delighted with the results of the exercise on your ass

-He loves your ass

-He loves publicly groping your ass, sending a message to all of the gym bros that thirst over you

-You would scold him after he squeezed your bumcheeks, or after he smacked your ass in front of someone but you secretly liked that caveman part of him

-Also I feel like Anakin is obsessed by how your thighs look after you just finished doing a lower body exercise. All firm and fit. Ready to pop.

-And viceversa. Whenever he stopped doing his quad exercises, the only thing your brain could process was riding his thigh back home oops (that one hits too close to home)

-Sometimes you would take separate paths, given that your target areas were so different. While you were at the spinning machine, he would be at the other side of the facility, bench pressing your weight. As a warmup.

-Honestly drooling over your boyfriend was half the experience of being at the gym. He would sometimes catch you all embellished and shit, and he would wink at you with an arrogant smile

-As a trainer, Anakin would be tough. Physical excellency is very important to him. He is ruled by the philosophy that our bodies are temples, so he is very fit and shit. Exercising is no exception to his perfectionism and stubborness. In fact, he takes his job of making you healthier very seriously.

-You want to skip a set? He just added one more. You are not pushing yourself to pick up a heavier weight, even when you know you can? He is adding ten more reps. And don't even get him started on avoiding a specific type of exercise. You are doing the burpees, even if that takes all day long.

-General Skywalker = trainer! Anakin

-But also I think he would be very sweet if he knew you struggle with exercising. Maybe you had a difficult relationship with your body and/or felt insecure by training in a public space; he would help you make amends with the situation and be patient with you

-we all know what you two would do as cardio. Henry Cavill said it first

-finally, the ultimate reward for dragging your ass out of bed and to the gym (instead of sleeping) was to see Anakin fresh out of the shower with a compression black shirt and grey sweatpants.

GOD I COULD DO A HUNDRED OF THESE. AS A GYM RAT MYSELF, THIS IS THE DREAM.

[glassygoose]

It’s been a while since I posted something fresh

[mintmentos]

Things in Sherlock and co that make me get weird looks on the tube because I can’t contain myself

Lots of love, Sherlock Holmes

Who is called Jonk??

No shit Sherlock

The bag for life debacle

“Lestrade has very kindly sent these on. What she lacks in intelligence and any discernable talent required to be an officer, she’d makes up for in kindness” “She sent these to you for your birthday” “I suspect for two reasons. First, the case makes very little sense to Scotland Yard which isn’t surprising, and second, yes, for my birthday”

John losing it over the cardboard box title

The horse is the fucking masked singer!

According to Watson’s geographical breakdown I live in the bumcheeks of the uk

[itsthecherryontop]

This is a question I've been pondering for a while; Is Billy's ass real or not?

Cause it would make sense if they used prosthetics to make it larger, as it is one of the first things that the girls of Hawkins notice about him and is practically a defining trait of his (The man has loads of gratuitous bumshots)

But I find it highly amusing to think that if it is real, the Duffer Brothers were so utterly enamoured with Dacre's glorious bumcheeks, that they felt the need to include it as a prominent feature

I know that I read that Billy’s wardrobe was customized to fit him. Every single pair of Levi jeans Dacre wore was tailored to fit his body. I do think it’s real. I just think that the way they tailored the jeans emphasized it. 

In the show, Billy really relies on his appearance. He sexualizes himself as a power move and a sense of control. So it makes sense that the Duffer Brothers emphasized specific traits that would appeal to females. Billy specifically would be able to dress those parts up, which is why his shirt is unbuttoned most of the time he’s basically flaunting and peacocking himself for these women.

I think Billy would go out of his way to make sure that the clothes he buys would fit this desire to appeal to the females. I could totally see Billy himself going to get his clothing tailored to fit him better. I believe under everything Billy is really insecure and having all these women want and desire him gives him a feeling of being worth something in a sense of control. After his mother leaving and being stuck in this abusive situation with his father, it makes sense that Billy would seek validation in other forms. That’s why he has to be the top dog at school and he leans in to his sex appeal.

[inhidingxoxo3637]

Happy 2 years to this post <33

Happy chocy egg day

[spyres]

universe save the king ass. long may it reign on the dashboard

BRIGHT ONE WE MUST SPEAK THE TRUTH ABOUT MY BOUNTIFUL BUMCHEEKS! WE MUST SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF HOW WONDEROUS MY CAKES ARE!

(you die instantly.)

[hellincarnation]

u need to make one side character for comedic relief

give them a "what the bumcheeks" phrase🎀🎀

I introduce you: Rhys, the aroace man of humour

[miserable-individual]

what the bumcheeks

Ah yes

Profound concise words

Truer words have not yet been spoken

Bumcheeks✨✨✨✨