#bull finding out mahanon was labeled a 'spy' and just... laughing for a full hour

[foxnonny]

every once in a while I remember that mahanon was canonically sent to the conclave “as a spy” and like.... my mahanon tho

as a spy 

a SPY

like honestly the keeper was probably just like “hey so this bullshit is happening could you go see what the fuck is up” and mahanon just like “okay” and walks in as a mage, no pretence, just “sup everyone”, and only AFTER everything goes down people are like “OMG WHO INVITED YOU”

“....I just walked in”

“SO YOU’RE A SPY FOR THE DALISH”

“I literally did not realize the Dalish were explicitly not invited to this meeting”

“WHAT WERE YOU HOPING TO DISCOVER HERE SPY”

“idk just wanted to see who’s killing who in the name of your ‘maker’ I guess and anyway everything blew the fuck up so does it really matter?? what the fuck??”