#bulirn

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He turned himself into a bulette, funniest thing i’ve ever seen.

So the band of clowns kept going in the mountain after being assaulted by big cats. They kept making their way through the pile of sharp stuff until they take a short rest in a small blasted heath. Then a harpy killed Zephyr’s bird, so that was rude. They managed to sneak past the harpies and reached an inland pool of rainwater, they decided to stay the night there and ignore the health hazard taht is drinking stagnant water, fortunately they all made their con save so no brain eating amoeba for them. 

They notice a giant fuck off red dragon wyvern on another peak, tho it seems to not have noticed them. The next day, the wyvern was nowhere to be seen, so they kept going through the twisting and winding paths of jagged stones.

WILD MAGIC TIME. An earth elemental appeared and made a path through the rock so that’s nice. Unfortunately, as much as the chasm dug by that earth elemental dug is helpful, it is not stable, so it collapsed, no adventurer was harmed in the collapse of the tunnel, tho it did attract a smaller wyvern which they managed to not be noticed so onward.

After a while, they start becoming desperate, having to climb another peak, so Talirn makes a deal with the sword again, turning himself into a bulette for the low low cost of 2 points of exhaustion and no info on what the contract entailed.

So Talirn is now a Bulette, his intelligence is 2. Fortunately they managed to convince Bulirne to dig a tunnel through the last peak. It goes well for about 500 ft before he runs into another Bulette and start fighting, which would have been fine if not for...

WILD MAGIC TIME: Bulirne is teleported at the start of the tunnel, completely disoriented. So it’s team no name - 1 VS an angry bulette in it’s element. The 2 casters go down before Zero does what Zero does and kills it. It’s around that time that the entire tunnel Bulirn dug started to shake and collapse...

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Get a room you 4

So last time, the tunnel started collapsing, fortunately, everyone in the party has a method of teleportation. The problem is that an entire chunk of the mountain collapsing is that it attracts unwanted attention, like a bunch of wyverns.

Combat ensues, 3 wyverns, including a beefed up, fire breathing chonker wyvern VS the party - 1 + Bulirn. It is long, Bulirn takes a fire blast point blank, Acchak 1v1 a wyvern and manages to not get hit once, Zephyr thinks it’s a good idea to fireball a fire breathing dragon.

Eventually they kill them all and finally finally get out of Mount Calzarath, arriving at a charming little beach with an empty looking and unfinished castle.

They decide to camp behind a hill away from the beach and figure out how to deal with Bulirn. The next day, the twins have disappeared, construction noise can be heard from the castle and Talirn is still a Bulette, so tough shit. One crowley summoning and scouting later, they find out that someone fitting the description of Vanara, Talirn’s last sibling, is inside the finished tower, but before they deal with that, they need to do something about Bulirn, Mug and Acchak eventually team up to pelt it with spells till he dies, which takes a while. Gooey, naked and covered in blood, Talirn emerges from the entrails of the Bulette, remembering everything that happened. 

All the comossion attracts the attention of the morx workers who notify the owner of the castle, Heidra Von Henerach, Talirn’s father, who proceeds to be a stereotypical member of the bourgeoisie and talk down on everyone in the party, they also learn that Gelern and Loeta got caught and are being scolded and sent back to the continent.

While this is happening, a flying and invisible Zero goes to free Vanara, which goes poorly because she doesn’t want to be saved, they spend the rest of the day bickering. After a brief talk with Talirn, Vanara goes back to her tower, failing to notice the Mork standing away from the group, hands on his eyes.

His name is Ajax the lesser, soft spoken mama’s boy and the famed groom.