#bukkakehokage

[zeronullandvoid]

[An image of Rarity from My Little Pony laying down and photoshopped onto a real bed. Rarity is a pony with white fur and has a purple tail and mane. There are three light blue stars on her hind legs and she has a unicorn horn.] rarity smiles mischievously dont look so surprised to find me here... ive been waiting for you bukkakehokage [An image of Stoney Pony, standing and looking high. Stoney Pony is a fan drawing that has light green fur with a darker green mane and tail. There is a marijuana leaf on their hind legs.] what cooldudebro [An image of Rarity's face, looking angry.] rarity is suddenly furious youve been smoking again, after you told me youd given it up? stoney pony ive told you: either the weed goes or i go! bukkakehokage [The same image of Stoney Pony, but zoomed in on their face.] dude are we talking horses paravoidant sometimes art theft is worth the memories you will share with your friends for years to come, after one of them finds this post and then sends it to you while having no idea you drew a weed pony as a joke back in 2012 sincerely, the person who drew the weed pony as a joke in 2012 and now gets to experience whiplash every so often when this post crosses his dash

[angie-rinzer]

https://thetomska.tumblr.com/post/160521447628/mlp-roleplay-18-only

here go dasha

Hope everyone is having a blazing quarentine. Do like Tree Hugger and stay inside having a groovy ol time.

And wash your hands. Don’t forget to wach your hands.

[plantkat]

i dont even care bukkakehokage is one of the top 10 greatest urls ive seen on tumblr

[millennialdumpling]

60 thru 70

60) yes i wear slippers, i’m not a heathen

61) nah i’m too poor

62) shorts and a baggy shirt

63) Mindless Self Indulgence concert at Irving Plaza

64) I shop at Target the most

65) Chanel sneakers

66) Cheetos 

67) Sunflowers seeds are so yummy 

68) damn this is hard ummmm blank space i guess

69) dancing is in my blood i don’t need lessons lol but i want to learn how to dance salsa better 

70) something that will make a lot of money

[kainade]

bukkakehokage that's true me and all the cancers I know take shit way too personally

[bromojumbo]

[behamene]

bukkakehokage replied to your post: my hair is a living being on its own

post a picture of ya perm!

I havent done it yet but i will within this week!!

[mobilesuitzetagundam]

heilryza replied to your post “Reeeeeeaaallly wish I knew how to throw high kicks, the axe kicks and...”

High kicks don't work well in street fights. Chest is risky but stomach and below is preferred

You have experience?

bukkakehokage replied to your post “Reeeeeeaaallly wish I knew how to throw high kicks, the axe kicks and...”

gotta do a lot of stretching, cause u gotta be flexible af to do those types of kick

Tru but truth is all sorts of techniques are gonna require flexibility.

See this:

vs this:

Same effort but yeah Imma need to flex a whole lot.

[defamiliarss]

bukkakehokage replied to your post “bukkakehokage replied to your post: welcome to the nhk OR psycho pass...”

nah the paranoia passes, but it does get really depressing so just a heads up

i sensed that. whatever its 2 am and im a piece of shit so imma just watch another episode rn "aver k tal" ty 4 ur advice =]

[millennialdumpling]

bukkakehokage replied to your photo:They have akira in French Netflix

THEY GOT DRAGON BALL Z

oh yeah that too

[kainade]

There is an anime famine in our country and the crops are scarce times are hard for us all

[devilofthestars]

uwu

8.5/10

[bromojumbo]

bukkakehokage replied to your post: josephjoestarvoice replied to your pos...

kinda dude that purposefully bumps into you and then tries to fight

Kinda dude that probably posts shit on facebook like "Black History Month? What about White History Month?"

[behamene]

bukkakehokage replied to your photo:this was me in my prime

you look like u could be in a Disney show

we should have gotten our own show tbh

[mobilesuitzetagundam]

bukkakehokage replied to your post: “bukkakehokage replied to your post: “I s2g once I get my tax refund...”:

oh damn i got one and it makes my bed go from 3/10 to 9/10, i didnt know they could go old tho that makes me sad

Well I've had this one since '09 w/no control so I think it's time.

[defamiliarss]

bukkakehokage replied to your post: welcome to the nhk OR psycho pass OR h...

WELCOME TO THE NHK ITS SO GOOD

i watched the first episode yesterday and i liked it. but then i got paranoid like fuckk if i keep this anime shit up they're gonna welcome ME to the nhk and i cant have that rn lol