#btw im the number one chad gadya champion of my seder so pass that along

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chad gadya: yellowjackets edition

Chad gadya. Chad gadya. Only one kid only one kid! That Sunshine Honey bought for two zuzim. Chad gadya, chad gadya!

Then came Shauna who cared for the goat, that Sunshine Honey bought for two zuzim, Chad gadya. Chad gadya!

Then came Adam who was killed by Shauna, who cared for the goat, that Sunshine Honey bought for two zuzim, Chad gadya. Chad gadya!

Then came the police who were looking for Adam who was killed by Shauna who cared for the goat that Sunshine Honey bought for two zuzim, Chad gadya. Chad gadya!

Then came Jeff who told Shauna about the police who were looking for Adam who was killed by Shauna who cared for the goat that Sunshine Honey bought for two zuzim, Chad gadya. Chad gadya!

Then came Lottie starting a ritual sacrifice from being spooked by the call from Jeff who told Shauna about the police who were looking for Adam who was killed by Shauna who cared for the goat that Sunshine Honey bought for two zuzim, Chad gadya. Chad gadya.

Then came Callie who shot Lottie in the arm who started a ritual sacrifice from being spooked by the call from Jeff who told Shauna about the police who were looking for Adam who was killed by Shauna who cared for the goat that Sunshine Honey bought for two zuzim, Chad gadya. Chad gadya.

Then came Lisa with a gun who saw Callie shoot Lottie in the arm who started a ritual sacrifice from being spooked by the call from Jeff who told Shauna about the police who were looking for Adam who was killed by Shauna who cared for the goat that Sunshine Honey bought for two zuzim, Chad gadya. Chad gadya.

Then came Misty who tried to poison Lisa who saw Callie who shot Lottie in the arm who started a ritual sacrifice from being spooked by the call from Jeff who told Shauna about the police who were looking for Adam who was killed by Shauna who cared for the goat that Sunshine Honey bought for two zuzim, Chad gadya. Chad gadya.

Then came Nat who blocked Misty who tried to poison Lisa who saw Callie who shot Lottie in the arm who started a ritual sacrifice from being spooked by the call from Jeff who told Shauna about the police who were looking for Adam who was killed by Shauna who cared for the goat that Sunshine Honey bought for two zuzim, Chad gadya. Chad gadya.

Then came Nat who blocked Misty who tried to poison Lisa who saw Callie who shot Lottie in the arm who started a ritual sacrifice from being spooked by the call from Jeff who told Shauna about the police who were looking for Adam who was killed by Shauna who cared for the goat that Sunshine Honey bought for two zuzim, Chad gadya. Chad gadya.

Then came the Angel of Death and killed Nat who blocked Misty who tried to poison Lisa who saw Callie who shot Lottie in the arm who started a ritual sacrifice from being spooked by the call from Jeff who told Shauna about the police who were looking for Adam who was killed by Shauna who cared for the goat that Sunshine Honey bought for two zuzim, Chad gadya. Chad gadya.

Then came the Holy One, Blessed Be It, and recognized the sacrifice of the Angel of Death who killed Nat who blocked Misty who tried to poison Lisa who saw Callie who shot Lottie in the arm who started a ritual sacrifice from being spooked by the call from Jeff who told Shauna about the police who were looking for Adam who was killed by Shauna who cared for the goat that Sunshine Honey bought for two zuzim, Chad gadya. Chad gadya!!!