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catsconflictscopicsandchamomile · 1 year ago

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wait. i told u abt Beowulf right

like Dean is Grendel's Mother

Sam is Grendel

and- wait what does YOUR fix-it fic have going on? bc mine has Sam & Dean eventually (in a few hundred/thousand yrs once everything is already well fixed) becoming pagan forest deities, and Dean is a mother goddess (is a goddess but is a dude. he/him male goddess. idk its Dean he's just built that way. Divine Malewife)

@honeyedwhiskey found a whooooole new level of Dean Brainrot wanna talk abt it

the primordial/ultra-powerful being that Dean parallels best isnt Michael OR Lucifer OR Chuck OR Amara

its Eve.

#spn pantheon is like: forest deities + jack o' the lantern + HOO BOI Cas is a whole other subject + misc seasonal guys + the car is a fae #supernatural #or as i call it #“The Usual Harvest & Midwinter Bastards forcefully de-christianize themselves”#Grendel + Mother literally just went “yeah we're not from Christian lore anymore we're pagan again sorry bye”#and then someone drove a length of cold iron through Mother bc he's a pagan forest deity and that is a really effective way to kill those.#“oh you want to be a protector of the wild places again? ok iron nails can kill you now."#btw im imagining this as 16-18 being Demon!Winchesters and actually fixing the finale #and if it keeps going AFTER that then they can do God Stuff #but mannn #they rly said “fuck it” and killed Dean with the oldest known symbol of mankind's dominance over nature & magic huh

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