#btw i mean this in the best way possible like fr the fluff in this fic unlocked smth in my brain

[daz4i]

you ever read a fic that makes you experience the emotional equivalent of shrimp colors in less than 11k words

[teddybeartoji]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

ARI YOU ARE GIVING ME CAVITIES YOU'RE WAY TOO SWEET AAA

i'm so so so happy you liked it!!!! my gojo fluff is always just meant for you i'm gonna write hand written fluff and send it to you just to top it off i'll leave a few lipstick marks and a couple of rows of ramblings and a poem and i'll sprey it with a little perfume yk just so it's perfect it's coming TRUSTTTT ALL THE BEST FOR MY LITTLE SPOUSE

BABY EENY TEENY TINY GUMI THE CUTEST LITTLE SEA URCHIN he's my son fr he acts so tough even though his "tough act" is literally just him pouting and he doesn't realize that it's the most adorable thing in the world:(((((((((((((((((((((((( HE LOVES GOJOOOO CANON gojo is so annoying but sigh he still loves him and gojo loves gumi so much too aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i can't this is my family i love them so so so much i do think that gojo makes a pretty good guardian like yes he's kinda fucking stupid but he has so much love inside him and that's just what little baby gumi needs (gojo needs gumi as much as gumi needs him)(they make me ill a little)(in the best possible way)

heheheheh idk why but i love the ”you don’t mind. you don’t mind at all.” line too... weird to say about my own line ig but i feel like it's so simple and yet it says so much I KNEW YOU WOULD GET ITT

EEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE SOULMATES THINGGGG i only thought about later tbh... when i was writing it it just Made Sense for them to be like that and later i was like waaiit did this turn into some kind of a soulmate au and i guess it fucking did lmao + you saying that they're like "old friends" YESSSSS it just made so much sense in my head that they'd be so comfortable around each other from the start yk Like They'd Known Each Other Before eeeeeeee i'm having some more thoughts i cannot lie ari what if this is a series of some sort

"i love ur character dynamics bc i DO they always feel so real and loving and vivid" PLSSS THIS IS MAKING ME CRY ARII THIS IS THE SWEETEST THING EVER LIKE IT MEANS SO SO SO MUCH TO ME<333333333333333333333

totally normal about u calling me your husband btw it had no effect on me whatsoever (i'm in a straitjacket and i'm typing with my toes)

SATORU ACTS OF SERVICE GOJO YAYYYYYY U UNDERSTAND!!!!! OFC YOU DO HE'D DROP DOWN TO HIS KNEE TO TIE YOUR LACES HE'D WIPE YOUR SMUDGED LIPSTICK HE'D BRUSH THE LONE EYELASH FROM UNDER YOUR EYE THE STRAY STRAND BEHIND YOUR EAR HE'D MAKE YOU COFFEE WHEN HE HEARS YOU WAKE UP AND HE'D OFFER IT TO YOU AFTER YOU COME TO HUG HIM IN THE KITCHEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ACTS OF SERVICE KING

"THEY’RE MEANT TO BEEE THEY’LL KEEP RUNNING INTO EACH OTHER ROMCOM STYLE I FEEL IT SO DEEPLY I’M ROOTING FOR THESE TWO!!!" YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH HEHEHEHEHE THE ROMCOM LINE ARIII I NEED TO MAKE THIS INTO A SERIES ACTUALLY THIS IS SO CUTE

"i missed you!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i didn’t know i missed you until now but i did!!!!!!!!!!!!" + "it just feels so right for them to meet???? to love each other??????" CRYINGGGG THIS IS SO PERFECTLY PUT ARI I LOVE YOU SMMMM SO SO MUCH IT FEELS SO RIGHT FOR THEM TO LOVE EACH OTHERRRR BRO MY SPOUSE MY LITTLE IRIS YOUR BRAIN IS HUMONGOUS<33333333

omfffffffffggggggggggggggg stoppp watching howl's moving castle and him saying "that's us babe" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 realest thing i've ever heard HE SO WOULD SAY THATT 😭😭😭😭 HE'S SOOO SILLLY I REALLY DO FUCKING LOVE HIM AAAAAAA also he 10000000% calls u babe he definitely calls u baby too but babe is so funny imo and he thinks it's a bit funny too he uses that when he's fake whining ORR saying something fucking ridiculous

i wasn't sure about the ending i thought it might be a little Cringe as the kids say but idk it's cute + i think gojo would swear in front of gumi😭😭😭😭😭 like a lot but i think gumi is more well-behaved than gojo i mean ofc he has his moments (like how he beat up kids in high school LMAOO i think he'd definitely smack some stupid kids every once in a while) but as for swearing he understands that he shouldn't and he scolds gojo when he does it hahahah they're so cute

ANYWAYY THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READING AND THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOUR THOUGHTS MY MOST BELOVED ARI<3333 it literally means the world to me when you do this when you indulge me in my little concepts i will give you the world did you know that<333333 i hope your period pains fucked off quickly and i so hope that uni isn't being too much of a dick..... but again u just tell me and i'll take care of that for you I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I NEED TO KISS YOUR KNUCKLES ONE BY ONE YOU WILL FEEL MY LOVE (THREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!) MWAHHHH<33333

☆. contains: satoru gojo x gn!reader, ~3k wc, fluff!!!, non-curse au, idk what this timeline is but both reader and satoru are adults and gumi is tiny + reader is his kindergarten teacher, not my best but fuck it we ball

you love you job. genuinely. you love taking care of the kids, teaching them, caring for them. and that of course applies for megumi, too. he's a pretty quiet kid, very straightforward and doesn't seem too affected by his guardian being away on a work trip when you ask him about it. you've never met the guy but it always makes you snicker whenever megumi's nose scrunches when he's brought up. or the little pout that tugs on his lips - the grumpiest and the fakest one to ever be conjured in the history of the world. you know it's fake; you've seen the care and devotion the little boy puts into the cards and the art he makes, always promising to show them to his keeper in a hushed voice.

but then one day... he's a quieter than usual, stares at you a little more than usual (he's so sure you don't see him)(or the way he's fiddling with the hem of his shirt). it's playtime and you're comfortably sitting in a bean bag, laughing with some other kids, eyeing the little sea urchin from the corner of your eye. after giving the other kids an impossible mission to complete outside, you usher the boy closer.

"gumi, come here."

and he does the cutest little eye roll known to mankind but nevertheless makes his way over to you. not pressuring him, you let him stand while you ask about the new comic book that came out (you heard him mention it once or twice) and oh, how his eyes widen. you surpress a giggle at the boy, and when you see his eyes flick between you and the bean bag you're sitting on, you finally motion for him to take a seat next to you. and he does.

he still feels a little unsure; like he wants to keep the information threathing to spill inside, despite the want to tell you all about it. seeing this, you decide to start talking about your own little hobby, doing big gestures as to try and crack a smile (it works)(he tries to hide it but you know better). and in the end he does relax and subconciously leans toward you when he starts introducing the comic.

digging out your phone, you let him show you to characters, the powers they have and how cool they all are. the smile on your face is making your cheeks hurt; glad that the boy feels secure and safe around you to tell you all this. some other kids bump in a few times, showing you the worms they dug up or beg for a napkin to wipe their face after they sneezed so hard that snot flew out. megumi's little scrunched up face only made you laugh more.

after a while you can feel him melt into you, his talk almost slurring, his eyes growing heavy. deciding to put away the phone, you move in your spot but a pair of hands clutch onto your arm. "'m not going anywhere." you assure him with a gentle smile as your hand finds its way into his hair, pushing through the unruly strands. he doesn't look at you, hiding his face into your shoulder.

"if i tell you something, do you promise you won't tell anyone?"

it's a ghost of a whisper, buried into the sleeve of your shirt. vulnerable.

"never. i would never."

it takes him another second to gather up the last pieces of confidence. the last pieces of strenght to open up his little tiny heart.

"i-i miss him." his little hands stay clutching onto your sleeve, not enough to stretch the material but just enough to let you know how hard this is for him. how he's taking the big step, how he's inviting you in with a shaky voice.

the hand in his dark hair never stops its movements, staying combing through it, feeling him nuzzle deeper into you. "oh, sweetheart. i'm sure you do." you hum quietly. "he's gonna be back really soon though. i promise."

you feel him nod against you. when another kid emerges from the outside, you quietly ask for her to whisper and swallow another giggle when she starts dramatically tiptoeing closer to you, ready to tie a newly made bracelet over your wrist. it's beautiful.

you stay like that for almost two hours - sitting in the bean bag with your arm locked securely in megumi's hold as he's letting out small little snores. you don't mind. you don't mind at all.

most of the kids have already left, their parents having come after them. they always greet you with a smile and thank you for keeping their kids happy and safe and it always warms your heart. there's nothing else you'd love more than this. and how the kids say bye... some of them hug you, some of them land a fat smooch on your cheek, one of them always shakes your hand (very firmly)(a lot of people could learn a thing from him). and all of them always wave with the brightest smiles on their faces.

you're eyeing the warm late afternoon sun from your spot on the bean bag when you hear the door open and close, a pair of loud footsteps approaching. megumi's guardian, surely.

tearing your eyes from the sun, you turn to meet the man and oh... his mouth is ajar as if he was about to yell out for megumi in the most dramatic way possible (he was). his crystal blue eyes shine in the very same light you were just basking in, taking in the sight before him. his lips close and reform into the warmest smile before he's whispers a small hi.

"hi." you answer with a smile of your own. nobody told you that he was gonna like that. sure, you've seen megumi's drawings but no offense to the boy - they do not do him justice. this has to be to most handsome guy you've ever seen. and he's your age, too. "you're here for megumi, right?"

he nods, leaning on the doorframe. "satoru."

after you introduce yourself, he repeats your name, tasting it on his tongue - and you're now stuck with the memory of one of the older faculty members saying something about how it's always very unprofessional to have crushes on the parents and whatnot. and whatnot.

he makes his way over - keeping his eyes on his beloved boy, sleeping oh, so comfortably in your arms. the way his chest is rising and falling steadyly, his fingers digging into your shirt. his heart swells.

kneeling in front of you, he smiles at the boy before turning his focus to his keeper. the golden sunlight is making your eyes shine and when you give him a shy little smile, he knows megumi is in safe hands.

"you're new?" he whispers.

"mhmm. and you don't actually have to whisper." satoru's eyes flick to megumi and you understand his question without him asking it. "oh, he's out. like a light. we've been sitting here for what?" you look at the clock before continuing. "two hours?"

satoru's smile widens at that. "he's kept you locked up for two hours?"

raising your hand from megumi's hair, you cover your mouth, hiding a grin. "he's cute, no harm done."

satoru hums. "he is. pretty sure you're the first teacher to see him like this."

"yeah." lowering your hand back down, you brush a few strands from his eyes, making his nose scrunch up and making the two of you swoon over the pouty kid. "i'm very honored."

satoru's eyes flick back to you. there's a certain softness in them, despite the deep dark purple peeking out from underneath the skin under them. you don't know what kind of a job he has but you know it sometimes requires him to be away for a while. it must be hard for him too; hard to leave his boy in some stranger's hands. but satoru is already convinced that you're no stranger.

"i'm glad he has you."

you feel a tint of blush making its way over your cheeks because of the sincerity in his tone. he really means it.

"but seriously, though? you've been sitting in the same spot for two hours? you're telling me your feet aren't dead?" he deadpans with a smirk.

lowering your head, you confess: "i have to go to the bathroom so badly."

he almost doubles over, holding a palm over his mouth, hiding the laughter ready to burst out. you try to glare at him but it's useless - you're holding your laughter with him a second after.

your body shakes with the giddyness, making megumi stir and you still. caressing his cheek, you try to make sure he ignores the two giggling adults next to him and stays asleep.

"and yes, my arm is dead but c'mon, how was i supposed to say no to this?" as if on cue, megumi lets out a content breath, his lips molding into his usual little pout, which in return makes the two of you look at him fondly. again.

"no, don't worry. i understand - he's a real charmer." he whispered. "what got him in this mood, anyway? nothing happened, right?" his eyes widen as the words leave his mouth, concern painting his face in a second.

trying to soothe his worry, you immediately shake your head. "no, no. he's okay. nothing happened." satoru exhales deeply, hand covering his heart. you don't think he even knows how worried he looked just now.

"but?" his voice breaks the small silence. "i feel like there's a 'but' here."

giving him a smile, you look the sleeping boy locked onto your arm. "i promised i wouldn't tell, though..."

"wha-?" the grown man's lip pull into a pout and you realize that the boy really does take after him. "but i need to know..."

deciding to make sure that megumi is still in fact, sleeping, you check his breathing - steady as ever, so you beckon the man a little closer.

"he missed you that's all."

it's so quiet. not even a whisper but satoru hears the words loud and clear. his eyes fall to his boy once more, something so tender in them - making your own heart beat a little louder. "but don't tell him i told you. i promised i wouldn't."

"never. i'd never take this from you." he rests his one hand beside your thigh on the bean bag, while the other goes to smooth over his cheek. the poor boy would die of embarrassment if he were to witness all this affection bestowed upon him. "thank you for telling me."

your gazes meet again, the love in them mixing together into a warm goo, filling the room and connecting the three of you forever.

"of course."

there's a comfortable silence between you and the man. a man you met mere minutes ago but when he bends over to pick up the bracelet made out of red string and continues to tie it back on your wrist without a word, you're certain you know him. or maybe knew him in another life; whatever the case, you were meant to meet again.

you thank him but he casually brushes it off as if it wasn't a big deal, as if he did it on instict, his fingers already itching to do things for you.

"is your bladder about to explode, by the way?" teasing. his tone is teasing and you can't help but reward him with another smile. his favourite pay.

"yes- yes, it fucking is." it takes you a second to realize what just slipped from between your lips. eyes growing twice their size as you stare back at satoru, who's, of course, already silently laughing, the corners of his lips reaching his ears. "you heard nothing."

"this is who's been taking care of the kids? wow, does the faculty know of the foul mouth you're sporting?"

"hey!" you whisper shout at him and before you can even register your own movements, your free hand lands a soft punch against his strong chest. it's always very unprofessional to have crushes on the parents. this time real heat paints your cheeks and the tips of your ears.

"sorry- i'm sorry." the only thing you can do is to mutter a quick apology - you're embarrassing yourself and you can't even run from it, the sleeping boy keeping you in your place and you're honestly ready to spiral because you just kind of hit (punched, even) him - this is definitely you crossing a line. and what if he really gets mad now and actually tells the faculty--

another wave of laughter breaks you from your thoughts. and then his own hand makes contact - landing firmly on your thigh; not to far up to make it like that but it's there to reassure that he's not a snitch of any kind and that's he's truly happy to have you as megumi's teacher. nothing better than having a real person looking after your boy.

but it is satoru gojo - it wouldn't be him if he didn't tease you properly at least once. "you're so cute like this. curses and hits being thrown here and there, whew! a great rolemodel for the kids, for sure."

you're burning up, almost afraid that you'll wake gumi with the heat emitting from your body. satisfied with the result, satoru gives your thigh a squeeze. "i'm kidding, i'm kidding. no harm done, right?"

he's gazing at you, borderline burning his eyes into yours with a sly smirk and now you also understand why megumi keeps calling his guardian very annoying every chance he gets.

"yeah." you quirp. "anyway, my ass is getting really sore now, so i think it's best to-" in attempt to escape the stealth attack on your heart, you try to change the topic, even when the weight of satoru's eyes stays on you for a second longer.

you shift your gaze to megumi, raising your hand to his face, gently tracing down his nose and booping it. you brush more of his hair from his face, trying to pull him from his dreamland as softly as you can. "megumi, look, who's here...."

his lips press into another pout as you land a second boop on his nose, finally making him stir. his eyes open ever so slowly, gazing up at you as he raises his fist to rub out the sleep.

"hey, gumi."

satoru's voice stills the boy. his body doesn't move, his eyes alone turning from you to the source of the voice. and the second his green eyes meet the blue ones - he's burying his face into the crook of satoru's neck. you observe their little reunion; megumi's hands are so tight around his neck, most certainly choking the man but he doesn't mind. he doesn't mind at all. satoru's arms wrap around the boy, holding him safe and sound right to his chest, to his heartbeat.

"missed me?"

megumi grumbles something into him, something unintelligible but most definitely something that resembles a kid's insult. satoru's mischievous eyes meet yours and you bite your lip, trying to look as stern as possible when the both of you know that you're just holding back another beautiful smile.

"let's go home, yeah?"

megumi nods as satoru stands with the boy in his arms. when you start pushing yourself up, he lends you a hand - his warm fingers easily engulfing yours in a quick motion. the touch lingers, skin on skin longer than needed. neither of you say comment on it - the butterflies in your stomach would gladly do all of the talking for you. you walk them to the door, staring at the sleepy little megumi, who's glancing at you over satoru's shoulder every two seconds.

you hand satoru megumi's pack and then gently place his jacket over his shoulders before giving one final rub on his back. "be good, yeah?"

he hums back, green eyes finding safe haven in yours. another smile is threathing to show when you wink at him, so he buries himself back into satoru's neck, making the man laugh loudly. this is the first time you hear it for real. it ripples through his whole body, his chest - shaking megumi as it does, it bounces off the walls of the room and finds its way to you and your ears. it's irresistible - you can't not respond with the same when he does it, the current just pulling you along. and it'll keep you for a long time.

"it was nice to meet you. finally."

"oh, you've been waiting for this?"

...

yeah, you walked right into that one, you admit your unfortune, but luckily megumi is there to save you by giving him a hard nudge on the back.

"okay, okay, little guy.... can't even hit on his teachers in peace..." he sighs, earning a way stronger hit and a way darker blush on your cheeks. "it was really nice meeting you too. finally."

you give him a small nod, fingers playing with the bracelet. you watch him carry the boy toward the door, ready to go home and calm your heart.

"wait-" satoru turns just as he steps outside into the sunlight. his eyes shine now even more than they did inside, almost blinding you. "how come you're not running to the bathroom? i thought you were dying."

"well, i was trying to be polite and wait until you leave, so you know..." lowering your voice, you tell him: "fuck off already." flashing him one final smile, the one he's gonna think about for the rest of the night (for the rest of many many nights), you motion for him to move along.

a quick little bye is all he gets before you close the door after him, leaving him standing in from of the house with a stupid smitten grin on his face. if it weren't for megumi, he'd probably stay standing there. "they said fuck." the boy whispers.

"fuck yeah." he laughs before he ruffles megumi's hair, finally making their way over to his car. "by the way, you're an awful wingman, buddy..."

[b00tyliciousbabe]

Jack Harlow x Black Male Reader.

Summary: I RECOGNISE THAT JACK HARLOW ISN’T GAY. it’s just a fun thing that I wanted to experiment with and to share my slutty fantasy lmaooo enjoy. no disrespect to my bae Jackman Thomas Harlow either, ily maybe a lil too much…this is my first post btw, so lmk what you wonderful ppl think 💕✨

Details: sprinkles of NSFW and fluff - we need a healthy balance. (hints of feminisation cause I’m in this weird stage of my gender identity - don’t watch that) ngl this is a simp post 4 him saying he’s ugly, one, do you even have eyes, and two, y’all can eat my ass, preferably after I’ve been barebacked by Jack. I’m nasty, get used to it 😭

I definitely think a white man is gonna deflower me lol - with Chris Evans and Henry Cavill as main celebrity contenders. But it’s the way Jack is so caring with black women, and just appreciative of black culture in general, that doesn’t seem performative. It’s a genuine love and admiration for my identity as a black person which makes me that much more attracted to him. His energy is just everything; His infectious smile, a voice that could legit make me melt, and beautiful blue eyes that I want glued to my body 24/7, I love everything about him.

Let’s start with the fluffy stuff. I feel like he’d have me saved in his phone as some sweet nickname for me and I would save him as “jackman xx” instead of Jack just to be different 🤭 but I would be the only one who’s actually allowed to use his government name hahaaaa.

I can picture us with two black kids; One girl (she’s gonna be a couple years older), one boy, and that’s our perfect nuclear family lol. He’s definitely the one to spoil our kids so I can already imagine me being the bad cop parent in our family. BUT HE’S SO GOOD WITH KIDS like look at that picture. This doesn’t mean he’s a pushover, he would definitely get more pissed than you if the kids weren’t listening. So he’d be more sweet than stern but would discipline when needed. like imagine him saying “yo, stop disrespecting your daddy.” I WOULD DIEEEE. But I think the most amazing part of him being the father to my kids is the fact that he would’ve chosen to love me in the most organic way possible. We would have 2 whole physical representations of our love for one another and I think that’s so precious.

I feel like Jack is super romantic. I’m talking personally delivering a huge bouquet of my favourite white tulips and pink roses just because.

I know he could never, but if somehow, in another reality, we were together, I know he would make me feel sooooo good 😩 I would think of Jack as a very compassionate lover. Don’t get me wrong, the man could make earthquakes with how hard and intense his strokes are but, with me being a virgin, I feel like he would definitely take his time with me. That being said, I do get the vibe that he’s experienced, but solely with girls, so it’d be a learning curve for him as well.

I don’t think y’all realise, but I would be on my knees 24/7 for this man. I know he doesn’t like the deepthroat with girls cause their throat is a lil too tight but I’d try my best to show him how pleasurable it can be. Jack is hung imma tell u. I feel like Jack’s dick isn’t too big, definitely bigger than average maybe 6.5/7 inches, but he would know what to do with itttt. I just know that his cock could make me weak in the knees. I always fantasise about sucking him off and staring into his blue eyes as he smiles at me, with my mouth full of his dick. A real paradox between slutty and innocent fr. I feel like he’d let me do my thing with his dick, I don’t see him being the type to face fuck me (unless I wanted him to), but instead he’d probably have his hands all up in my hair, or underneath my chin, guiding me to take his dick further down my throat. Ngl I would want his wood glistening with precum and saliva after I’m done with him. He strikes me as the type of person to enjoy sloppy toppy as well. I wouldn’t even feel embarrassed to slobber and dribble over him cause we would be comfortable enough. “Damn baby, that mouth tho.” I can hear him saying as I take him fully. I would prefer him to slouch down like on a couch or smth, with his tracksuit bottoms bunching at his ankles and his tech fleece hoodie unzipped showing his bare chest as his cock just bounces up and down begging for me to suck it. “Come on babe, he really needs you rn.” whilst he swirls his dick in his hands 😩🫠🤭

Onto how he fucks me; I feel like he’d love to see me on top. Not that I’m a power bottom or anything, my top is more than just a pole for me to use, but I feel like watching one of his hands gripping my left cheek, with the other behind his head, would be so hot. Watching him smile at how drunk I am for him would turn me on so much. Plus in his position I can grab his pecs, go down to kiss him, whilst he jackhammers and ploughs into me while I’m on top. UGHHH A DREAM. So many of y’all think he’s ugly but I would love to be in missionary with him. Have my hands all up in his curls, feel his breath on my face, see his cum face (I just know it’s the sexiest thing ever) i would nut right there. I feel like he’d be so sensual with his thrusts, it wouldn’t be hard, just really loving. Don’t get me wrong though, i think Jack would clap my cheeks so hard I wouldn’t be able to walk for a couple days, but he wouldn’t want to hurt me. Prone Bone would be a dream as well. I know Jack would be the one to whisper dirty ass things in my ear. “Fuck, that’s some good pussy baby.” “So tight for daddy aren’t you”

Onto his cum. MWAHAHAHAAA, I would live for it. I wouldn’t be satisfied unless I got at least two loads of his from our sessions. I feel like he would cum a lot but not all at once, it wouldn’t be explosive but fast enough. I get the vibe that he’d love seeing his cum all over my face. “you look so good with my nut all over your face” as he feeds me it from his fingers. I would definitely keep sucking after he busts tho, because I’ve seen how weak it makes them. Jack would definitely be the dom in the relationship but there’s something about hearing him whine and wither, begging me to stop sucking/slow down just makes me so wet. I feel, like most ppl, he would want to cum whilst inside. The only time he’d pull out is if I’d ask him to, to which i feel like he’d bust his nut all over my ass, paying particular attention to coating my hole.

Aftercareeee w this man is just top tier. You thought he was only good at clapping my cheeks and stuffing me full, lmao he’s the whole package- literally. Often times, there’s not much to clean up and I think he’d like me falling asleep with his cum inside my ass. “You did so well baby boy, you’re always too good to me.” I feel like he’d be exhausted by the time we’ve both bottomed out, and fight to stay awake to make sure I’m asleep before him. He’d be really needy “Babe, I don’t deserve you, you’re so beautiful” “don’t ever leave me.” The cockiness in me wants to say that our sex made him drunk. I feel like he’d be such a big spoon.

[aerimomo-mellon]

When you have a period accident.(skz)

A/N~ I personally think these boys are the sweetest humans so yeah personal fluff<3

Genre~ Pure Fluff༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Song~ to my youth- BOL4 ( sorry I love her songs too much)

Note * I put sound cloud ver. So people can listen to the song while reading. And for the non Spotify users so yeah enjoy!!

Btw requests are open🤗

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SKZ M☁List II Main M☁List

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Bangchan

• This guy would be your personal assistant fr he would know exactly what the fuck was going on and would help you in the best way possible.

• for example~ you go shower in the morning leaving him on bed and he wakes up to blood stain on your side of the bed. There won’t be a reaction tbh he would simply change the covers and let you feel as comfortable as possible.

• just as sweet boyfriend after that u know what I mean? Like buys you medicine and checks on you every now and then.

• he lives to cook for you. You want to eat smth that isn’t junk? You’re getting it right on your bed. ( oh fuck I live for this shit )

• same goes with all the cravings on “your time of the month” you want it? Second thing you know is you’re getting it.

•oh and the best part is cuddles, this guy will cuddle you as long as you want.

• and I feel like at the same time he will give your space if you need some. Cause he knows you’re mood swings.

• overall what could you not want about this man. Just lots of love and kisses 🥺🥺

Minho(Lee Know)

• he would not know tf is going on.

• he sees you walking around with a red patch on you back and he freaks out like..

• “ y/n are you okay?” “Is something hurting where is it hurting?” And when you ask what’s wrong he would straight up say what the problem was but like out of concern.

• you would freak out and get all shy and embarrassed but he would be like “ no no it’s okay I just remembered I learned this in biology! Wait a sec..just get cleaned up okay?” And he would leave you with yourself in the house.

• would bring you sanitary pads and be like “ sorry this is the only thing I know, I should have paid more attention in school”

• but your happy ass would feel so loved…

• I mean this man cares about you a lot so he would do anything you tell him to do..

Changbin

• okay so here’s a scenario maybe it helps you understand better..

So you two would be literally hanging out cuddling, filled with tickles and laugh and kisses what not. But then that sneeze!! ( ladies y’all know what I’m saying? ) you sneeze 🤧 and your eyes widened and you got up all of a sudden and covered your joggers with your long t-shirt. “ are you okay? What happened?” He gets up and you tell him to go out of the room for a sec but his stubborn ass did not apparently. “No tell me!” he took your hands and took them on his, making your t-shirt bounce up. making you tear up out of embarrassment.

•“ Nonono don’t cry baby, it’s okay like really it’s fine!!” He lets out hugging you to let you know you’re safe with him.

• yeah and at last he will do his best to make you smile cause he is the cutest yet manly man you will ever get ( you want both? Well you got it!)

Hyunjin

• this boi would be completely trying to figure out what is happening first.

• did I fuck you too hard?? ) jk jk jk I mean he is just so worried because he forgot about biology and what could go wrong? Right?

• “y/n! Look at me what’s wrong? Are you hurting somewhere?” You know those dumb questions.. but he actually cares so that’s the sweet part.

• he would tell you to clean your self up while he brings your favorite food for dinner.

•probably walks you to the grocery store for ice cream cause you said you wanted some at 2:45AM….

• later when you tell him about what the actual problem was he would be like “ ooohhhhhh (pauses and thinks, trying to process) ohhhhhhhhh ( widens his eyes and look at you) I remember sorry I’ll get you what you need right away next time..”

• ahhh I mean he is literally the best I mean who would not want him thoughhhh ( sorry I say this to every member but you know my love for them????!!!!)

Jisung(Han)

• I find him as the type of guy who freaks out so easily. ( get it?)

• oh my goodness he would ask you if he should call the doctor or not 🤦🏻‍♀️ I’m serious

• “ oh MY GAaaadddddd” ( talks in English) which you find so damn cute to even be embarrassed now.

•“It’s okay baby my baby nothing is going to happen you hear me!” (Mmmmm ma baby)

You try your best to tell him to chill out but he is going to be the one to make a big fuss about it.

• he would actually google this shit which makes you laugh so hard. “ google, what do you do when your girlfriend has blood coming out of her part you know?” Google be like 🥸

• and then after you tell him what it is and he acts like he knew that a long time ago.

Oh and he helps you in as many way as possible <3

Felix

• oki here comes your superminiman to rescue.

• the second person to know what’s going on and knows how to handle it like a pro.

• tells you to stay still and like for real carry you to the bathroom and clean you up. (Scrubiedoobidu)

• oh and another cook 👩‍🍳 he will cook for you and bake for you and buy you food and spoil the shit out of you.

• those brownies on your period I mean just imagine that paradise you would be in.

• basically super caring and comfortable person to talk about these things.

• he would also probably be one of the boyfriends to keep track of you period dates. UwU

Seungmin-shi

• this guy is different like really different.

• for an example ~ “ hey y/n, you’ve got something on your pants go change.” And you’d be like rushing to the toilet to find your stain.

• after you change and take a shower he would not be there with you cause he went out to buy stuff and came home with your Necessities.

• I mean he cares to the top notch level and acts like every thing is normal ( which it is )

• hugs you after and gives you a forehead kiss with a “ feel better and tell me if you need something.”

• won’t overreact to anything tbh just takes it slow and thinks smart I think. Haha

Jeongin ( uri I.N )

• sweet Jesus help this poor baby boi

• just stands there like 🧍🏻👁👄👁

• “excuse me y/n…. Uhh umm I think you have something on your pants” okay he knows what it is and he knows how it works but Is just to shy to say it.

• “ I can get you anything you need…… do you need anything?” He asks but is to shy to look at your face.

• and when you tell him to buy tampons he freaked the fuck out like how would this poor boi get you tampons from a grocery store a couple blocks away with so many people on the way and in the store!!!!

• but he ends up doing it anyway cause he cares for you and loves you so much.

• probably brings you candies and snacks too <3

끝……..<3

[getofy]

kuroo as your best friend would include...

genre: headcanons, fluff | wc: 2k | pairing: kuroo x gn!reader cw: brief mentions of alcohol/implied underage drinking; platonic hcs; no spoilers!

DISCLAIMER: i based y/n off of me so some of the hcs are going to include y/n acting in an introverted manner. i did try my best to be as neutral as possible though!

a/n: im genuinely obsessed with the idea of me and kuroo being BEST FRIENDS. maybe it’s the kenma kinnie in me, but i know he’d literally love me so much. my bsf!kuroo brainrot is so bad guys. it’s not a joke anymore. anyways, headcanons are below the cut :]

btw, this is not proofread. so uh...sorry about that.

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BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH HIM SOUNDS LIKE:

01. REST MY CHEMISTRY by INTERPOL

02. SLOW HANDS by INTERPOL

03. WEIRD SCIENCE by OINGO BOINGO

04. SHE WORKS OUT TOO MUCH by MGMT

05. ALIEN BLUES by VUNDABAR

06. THE QUEEN OF WHITE LIES by THE ORION EXPERIENCE

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kuroo is an incredibly fun person to be around. his dynamic personality means that a friendship with him would be nothing short of absolutely incredible!! being acquainted with mr.rooster head would consist of...

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-> HIM LOOKING OUT FOR YOU:

kuroo is totally the ‘big brother’ type of friend! tbh i hc him someone with a bit of a motherly vibe to him. like, not enough to classify him as a mom friend, but mans has def got some sort of milf energy surrounding him. literally tell me im wrong. maybe he’s like,,, a cool aunt that gets it? idk. anyways.

you’re in the talking stage with someone? you BET this man is vetting them to make sure they’re good enough for you

no stone will be left unturned

he’s so protective of u man he genuinely cares so much

he’ll be SUPERRRRR annoying abt it tho lol

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-> HIM MAKING SURE YOU’RE COMFORTABLE:

he’s the type to stay by your side at a party full of people you don’t know :]

kuroo fr just wants to make sure ur feeling okay at ALL times!!

will also HAPPILY escort you out of an establishment if you’re feeling unsafe there

OKOK FUN SCENARIO TIME:

one night, ur social battery is running particularly low. you can’t leave since kuroo is the host, so you do what any reasonable person would do in that situation...

you decide to rot in a corner until the end of the party

your plan to avoid everyone and everything had been going well...that is, until a certain bed-headed man sees you

not having any of your introverted mood, he comes up to you

KUROO: what’s got you in a mood tonight? you should loosen up and dance with me right now!!!

Y/N: no thanks

KUROO: not even for meeeee?

Y/N: especially not for you.

KUROO: cmon, just one and you’ll feel better.

Y/N: i sincerely doubt that.

this makes him frown, and the stupid little gears in his head start moving

KUROO: i’ll leave you alone for the rest of the night if you agree.

this catches your attention.

KUROO: i have the key to a bedroom you can hide in when we’re done

Y/N: let’s go.

after this little exchange happens, the two of you dance for way longer than one song and talk until you’re in a better mood.

he does let you slip away eventually to lay down though!!

hehe ily kuroo

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-> HIM TAKING CARE OF YOU WHEN YOU’RE NOT FEELING WELL:

okay ALSO he definitely brings you food and water to help you out after you’ve had too much to drink/are low on energy. he is a man of science so he understands the importance of hydration when ur feeling awful!!!

will stay RIGHT by your side until you’re feeling better

refuses to leave

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-> HIM CONSTANTLY NAGGING YOU:

it’s partially bc he likes helping you but also bc he loves watching you get all annoyed at him tbh

whether it’s to remember to eat or to do your homework, he’s always got something to remind you of

very much enjoys lecturing you about the awful chemicals companies put into their food

if you wear makeup he’ll check the ingredients that are in your products and will TOTALLY lecture you if he finds something sketchy in them

KUROO: you’ve got to start paying more attention to the stuff you buy. this makeup’s gonna burn your face off!

Y/N: yeah yeah, whatever mom.

KUROO: MOM?!!? im just trying to save your LIFE here.

so dramatic gn

he cares so much about you and your well-being sobs

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-> HIM ALWAYS TRYING TO GET A RISE OUT OF YOU:

okay the only thing kuroo likes more than taking care of you is making fun of you tbh

he’ll go to SUCH lengths to mess w you

such a bad influence bruh

will literally encourage you to go talk to your crush drunk and then record you as you make a fool of yourself

(he’ll swoop in and save you before you completely ruin ur chances tho dw)

HE ACTS NEEDY TO MESS WITH YOU TOO. LIKE PURPOSELY WILL BE CLINGY AND STUFF TO ANNOY YOU.

also lowkey that’s just how he is bc he’s very attached to you but we won’t talk abt that

okay so like i think y’all would go to concerts together and buy matching merch lol (his idea, not yours)

anyways, he basically forces you to wear it to school (let’s pretend uniforms don’t exist here or it’s a free-dress day) makes it a POINT to let everyone know that the TWO of you guys are MATCHING

kuroo: kenma!! look at mine and y/n’s shirts!!

he does this to embarrass you and he does it w the SMUGESTTTT grin on his face

like don’t get me wrong he’s still a nerd but like,,, kuroo has some tricks up his sleeve fs

literally ALWAYS throwing funny little side comments about you into the conversation too. 100%.

WOULD ALSO TEACH U VOLLEYBALL JUST TO MAKE FUN OF HOW MUCH U SUCK PLS

I HATE HIM SO MUCH HE WOULD MAKE IT HIS PERSONAL MISSION TO EMBARRASS YOU AT LEAST ONCE A DAY. SUCH A LITTLE INSTIGATOR THIS MAN IS BRUH.

it’s okay you and kenma get him back for it later

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-> HIM COMFORTING YOU:

after you break up with your s/o or smth, he’ll fr let you cry into his chest for HOURS!!!!!

you and him have really good boundaries, so you’re both okay with being physically close to each other.

always has the right thing to say too

will stroke ur hair and be like, “oh, y/n, it’ll be alright. just let it all out. it’s not healthy to keep it in.”

he’s so. MAN!!!

very good listener too

will listen to you vent and be happy that you came to him for support.

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-> HIM HELPING YOU OUT WITH SCHOOL:

THIS FEELS OBVIOUS BUT LIKE IF UR STRUGGLING WITH ACADEMICS HE LITERALLY JUMPS AT THE OPPORTUNITY TO TUTOR YOU

lowkey just wants to show off how smart he is lol

no but okay fr he wants to see you succeed in every capacity

will stay up super late on call with you the night before the test and walk you through the ENTIRE unit

he’ll be lecturing you in a sleepy voice :(( i love him so much guys pls

sometimes he gets a little overly excited and you have to remind him to slow down though

“kuroo, please, speak english.”

also if he’s in the year above you, he’ll fs lend you his work as reference

he’s super thorough with his assignments too and always gets good marks so you can def trust him

literally ENJOYS helping you out with this kind of stuff and makes it known so you never feel like a burden

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-> YOU HYPING HIM UP/GIVING HIM ADVICE:

i feel like i’ve only been focusing on what he does for you so let’s change that lol

i have INCREDIBLY SPECIFIC headcanons for what it would be like helping kuroo pull someone he really likes

like okay you would carry him through the WHOLE thing.

this man has no game at all so he HAS to listen to whatever you say bc he’ll ruin his shot with if he doesn’t.

for example, when he gets nervous, he tends to use SUPER big words.

you had to have a whole talking-to with him about it bruh it was that big of an issue

Y/N: kuroo, stop using words no one understands when you’re flirting. you sound pretentious, not smart.

KUROO: harsh. does my extensive vernacular intimidate you?

Y/N: no, but you’ll probably die alone if you keep this attitude of yours up.

KUROO: hmph

anyways he’ll talk to you for HOURS about how much he’s interested in and you’ll hype him up if he’s feeling insecure about whether or not they’ll like him back

this could make for a rlly good ‘they’re both idiots’ thing tbh

like kuroo is venting to you about his crush (you) but you’re oblivious to it lol

okay anyways

it’s not only with dating advice though!! a lot of the times, he’ll come to you with problems—whether they be about volleyball, home life, whatever—and ask for your input

he values your opinion IMMENSELY

holds on to every word you say

thanks you for being such a good friend afterwards too

love you bestie kuroo

he just,,, trusts you. A LOT.

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MISC HEADCANONS!

-> he thinks your music taste is REALLY cool

he tries his best to send you songs he thinks remind you of him!! but he’s lowkey kind of insecure about the stuff he listens to so he’ll text either kenma or tsukishima for confirmation as to whether or not the song is acceptable to send to you.

kuroo cannot deal with the relentless teasing that would ensue if he sent you a ‘cringey’ song.

he’ll add all the songs you recommend to him on a playlist. he holds your opinion in high regard.

unfortunately, this playlist is called ‘good vibes’. needless to say, you were incredibly disappointed in him when you found out. the conversation went a little smth like this...

Y/N: “kuroo. you are NOT putting [insert song name here] on a playlist with the word ‘vibe’ in it.”

KUROO, pouting: “why not??”

Y/N: “it’s the rules.”

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-> one time, somebody asked if you two were dating, and you both straight up laughed for HOURS about it

if you want some angst, imagine kuroo having a crush on you and faking his amusement so you don’t catch on to the fact that he desperately wants you to be his

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-> you and kenma have this strange alliance with each other .

both bully kuroo RELENTLESSLY.

someone has to put him in his place

kenma also 100% acts like he likes you more than his childhood friend.

maybe it’s because he actually DOES like you more than kuroo

nah jk

#kurokensupremacy

lol

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-> he wants to try everything you try

it’s partially out of genuine curiosity and partially because he thinks its funny.

you’re eating your favorite kind chips? he’s gonna dip his hand in the bag and shove a handful of them in his mouth—without asking to, might i add

you’re raving over this cool movie you watched over the weekend? he’ll go home, watch it, and drop a 4 page analysis essay on your desk the next day

he rlly likes indulging in the things you indulge in bc he appreciates your opinions on things

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-> literally he’s the friend that’s an angel to your parents and then the WORST around you

needs no explanation. we all know it’s true.

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-> he calls you about the RANDOMEST things

will literally FaceTime you in the dead of night to tell you about this interesting thing he read on a random science blog

it’s so annoying that you love him for it

calls you about anything and everything tbh

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-> you’re super familiar with his team

while you’re not his s/o, kuroo does still want to show you off in some respect. he’s the type who’ll ramble for hours about you and all your interests. and since he’s always around his teammates, they’re the ones who hear it the most.

he loves telling them the story of how you guys met lol.

it got to the point where he was retelling how you guys met so much that yaku had to yell at him to shut up.

anyways

eventually, after practice one day, he introduces you to the team.

they think you’re very neat:] and it makes kuroo very happy to know that the team thinks you’re as cool as he thinks you are.

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tl;dr: whether it be platonic or romantic, kuroo thinks the WORLD of you. he’ll be there for you through the thick and thin so long as you’re willing to put up with his less than desirable personality traits. have fun being besties with the best middle blocker (next to tsukishima) around!

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