#btw game name is “final profit: a shop rpg” it's full of lesbians I adore it | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

shmowder · 3 months ago

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first I'm forced to learn about stocks just to manipulate the market in this stupid rpg maker game (affectionate) and now I'm having stupid thoughts like "huh wonder how bitcoins are minted" and "So it's just GPUs playing lottery?" while brushing my teeth or taking a piss

#I am NOT turning into a financebro I'm just #curious #The spirit of vlad the younger get out of my fucking body #They bait you in with the cute bald elf and then sweep the rug from under you and throw you amidst the stocks area #now I have to actually win and raise the value of my property as a landowner in order to get my happy lesbian ending #And now I'm fucking curious about crypto aaaaaaa #you can sell things at a loss if you happen to be a shareholder in the company because even tho you're losing money #The company value will raise and you'll make back what you lost in record times #And if you sell the products at an even greater loss—and assuming demand meets supply—you can artificially inflate its value #Sell all and cash in before washing your hand off of the product and watch it all come crashing down #I love math but finance is evil math and it makes me sad but very intrigued #it's like dark forbidden blood magic #the worst (best tbh) part about this game is that I start recognising the same predetory tactics I abused ingame but irl by big companies #and I just a peasent.#btw game name is “final profit: a shop rpg” it's full of lesbians I adore it #the single time I've been forced to play as an elf without hating my existence #humanz4lyfe #except when it's the fae queen Mab <3 she gets an exception #But for the rest it's ON SIGHT #♧other #♧other fandoms #♧final profit

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