#btw charlie jack was a randomly generated name but i love it

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Mia: “Ugh! Another day, another 90 minutes of my life wasted on the dullest lecture imaginable.”

Charlie Jack: “Tell me about it! I was struggling to stay awake. Do you think he’s trying to bore us all to death so he has a valid excuse for flunking us?”

Helena: “I don’t know. I didn’t think it was so bad today.”

Mia: “Of course you’d say that! You’re the only one who ever finishes the reading and has the slightest idea what he’s on about.”

Helena: “You say that like it’s a bad thing.”

Mia: “You’re so studious, Helena. It’s adorable. But most of us are just here to get a passing grade and move on. Holy shit, what happened here?!?”

Charlie Jack: “Fucking Foxbury! They couldn’t come up with even one clever insult! I swear, being totally braindead is their only admissions requirement. I wish I knew exactly who was behind this so I could break their idiotic necks!”

Mia: “Don’t waste your energy, CJ. We’ll say more by taking the high road.

Charlie Jack: “Fuck the high road! We need to hit them where it hurts. An eye for an eye, right, Helena?”

Helena: [laughs nervously] “I agree with Mia. Aren’t we supposed to be the mature ones here?”

Charlie Jack: “Anyway, at least we managed to talk the prof into extending the paper deadline. Now, not even Helena has an excuse to skip Spooky Bowl.”

Helena: “Wait, what’s Spooky Bowl?”

Charlie Jack: [gasps] “It’s only Britechester tradition! Every year, Tri-Var and Tri-Fruhm come together to do up the old bowling alley downtown for a kick-ass Halloween party.”

Helena: “Ah, Halloween isn’t really my thing.”

Mia: “Is anything your thing, Helena? No offense, but you can be a real killjoy with the all work, no play act.”

Helena: “It’s not an act! But you’re not the only person who’s told me I need to have more fun recently…”

Charlie Jack: “Then it’s settled! We’re all going! Oh, Helena, we have to find you the most amazing costume. Start brainstorming ideas, and meet me at the thrift store tomorrow!”