#btw beleg can't cook for his life

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Incorrect quotes starring my Doriath trio (Beleg, Turin, Mablung) part 2

Mablung: Turin, what does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?

Turin: I don’t know, I love you, talk to you later.

Mablung: Alright, I love you too, I'll ask Beleg.

Turin: Wait- Mablung, no-

Beleg: Will Turin be okay?

Mablung: He won’t be when I find him.

Beleg, about Turin: I like him, he has that, what do you call it?

Mablung: Cold blooded ruthlessness?

Beleg: No, that’s not it.

Beleg: Ah, a knife, he has a knife.

Beleg: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Turin?

Turin: No.

Mablung: I do!

Beleg: I know, Mablung.

Mablung: I’m sad.

Beleg: I know, Mablung.

Beleg: *cooking*

Mablung: *kicks down door*

Mablung: *grabs knife from Beleg's hand*

Mablung: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR?

Beleg:

Beleg: What.

Turin: He's trying to tell you he want to cook.

*The Doriath trio is on a hike*

Beleg: It’s beautiful out here.

Mablung: And quiet.

Beleg: Too quiet.

Mablung: Did we lose someone?

*cut to Turin with a bear in a headlock*

*playing twister*

Turin: Right hand red.

Beleg: *ends up on top of Mablung*

Mablung: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Turin: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

Beleg: I’m afraid of clowns. There, I said it.

Mablung: Beleg, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Turin?

Mablung, about Turin: Beleg, he's a bastard! He had purposely stabbed you on more than one occasion!

Beleg: Some of those stabbings were accidental!

Mablung:

Beleg: Okay, well, I know for a fact the third time was accidental.

Beleg: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying?

Turin: If people did that to each other, Mablung would've killed me years ago.

Turin: My bad, It’s a knee jerk response.

Mablung, looking at Saeros' unconscious body: WHOSE KNEE JERK RESPONSE IS TO START THROWING GOBLET AT SOMEONE???

Beleg: Would you take a bullet for me?

Mablung: ...yes?

*Turin angrily burst into the room*

Beleg: *running away* Great, thanks!

Mablung: If I say I love you, will you say it back?

Beleg: Yes.

Mablung: I love you.

Beleg: It back.

*Later*

Turin: Why is Mablung crying face-down on the floor?

Mablung: Yesterday, I overheard Turin saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Beleg replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

Turin: I have a lie detector in my shirt.

Mablung: …What? Weirdo. Take it off, then.

Beleg: Why do you want them to take off their shirt?

Mablung: WHAT- NO I DON’T…

Turin: beep… beep…

Beleg: We need a diversion. I say Turin gets naked.

Mablung: No.

Beleg: I could get naked.

Turin and Mablung: NO!!!

Beleg: Guys, Turin is missing.

Mablung: Good.

Mablung: So, what is Beleg to you?

Turin: The reason I wake up every morning.

Mablung: ...That’s adorable.

Beleg earlier that morning, barging into Turin′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!

Beleg: *looks at Turin*

Beleg: Baby boy. Baby.

Beleg: *looks at Mablung*

Beleg: Evil.

Mablung: I hope you have an explanation for this.

Beleg: We have three, actually!

Turin: Pick your favorite.

Mablung: Go and tell Beleg why you insisted on putting a normal-sized carrot in a bag of baby carrots.

Turin:

Mablung: Do it, tell them what you told me earlier.

Turin, stuttering: I-it's because... th-they need adult supervision...

Beleg:

*Beleg and Turin texting*

Beleg: Come downstairs and talk to me please. I'm lonely.

Turin: Isn't Mablung there?

Beleg: Yes but I like you more.

Beleg: Pfft, you should meet Turin, they're such a tsundere.

Mablung: He... he just stabbed you.

Beleg: So cute.

Mablung: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Turin: I'm a knife.

Beleg, from across the room: He's the little spoon.