#bts wg

[indigitalembrace]

Y.. You think I could..? Really..? [It was hard for them to hide that little glimmer in their voice, the twinkle in their eyes past the faint wetness of held back tears.] I.. I might... Yeah... I uhm- Mm.. I guess I never really.. let go of that idea..? And... God knows I'm going to need the backup here... I have a feeling that uh.. Want it or not, he's bringing me in soon...

I'd hate to leave everything unguarded when it happens...

-🦐

I don't see why not! You could have your little program friend finally come to life, and it'd ease your anxiety a lot, I can tell! Creating a program like us is... surprisingly simple, especially for someone who already has programming experience. There's just a bunch of separate parts you have to make and format a certain way, and the compiler throws them together for you. I... don't actually know how that part works. I wish they'd show us what's inside... First your little friend needs a body. Some sprites of what they look like, and then some model parts for the actual vessel. They'll need a voice, too. You can either make your own, or just snag an already-existing voicebank.

[bulletproofscales]

august heat day 4 - dynamics (2seok-kook)

honestly more of a drabble situation happening but i liked this one a LOT! (╯✧▽✧)╯  not everything has ot have a plot ! specially if im meant to pump these out once a day .(￣▽￣*)ゞ  enjoy this horny stream of thoughts. 

tags: established married 2seok , omega x omega , omega seokjin , omega hoseok , work couple , alpha jungkook , recepcionist jungkook , weight gain , unconsious gain , oblivious gain , chubby jungkook

1.2k

Hoseok and Seokjin knew omega and omega relationships aren’t easy. 

Not so much because of hormones, or the heats. Like most people like to assume. 

The stigma was quite tiring, though. 

So many alphas, convinced they’re the ones to make the married couple knotcrazy. That they’d be able to score two omegas. Hoseok can’t hide his disgust and Seokjin can’t contain his laughter as smug alphas make their way to them whenever they go. It's humiliating enough to make anyone flee. 

But… The looks they both exchange shows they’re thinking the same thing. 

This one is different. 

Big, puppy eyes. A tone that's too sweet to be an alpha. But it's obvious, the way his shoulders stretch his poor button up shirt, chest stretching the poor buttons a bit. And scent musky enough to seep through the office. 

“Introduce yourself.” Their boss instructs the alpha. 

“Hi everyone, I’m Jeon Jungkook. I’m the receptionist here and—and just let me know if you need help with anything!” A full 90 degree bow, and the way he has to adjust his big glasses afterwards is all it takes for the Seokjin and Hoseok to know. 

It wasn’t intentional, the couple didn’t talk it over. But it must've been instinctual the way they both gravitated towards the reception desk to personally introduce themselves. Getting a closer look at the alpha’s cute demeanor, bowing to Seokjin and Hoseok, who had since long stopped trying to hide the fact they’re a couple in the office. They could see Jungkook’s eyes navigate to their linked hands and the rings on each of their fingers. It's so cute how the gears turn in his head. 

A test if you will. To see if Jungkook’s respectful junior employee facade went beyond subgenders. And it did, in that same conversation the blush-cheeked alpha congratulating them both; albeit a little embarrassed, but that's okay. It only enticed the two omegas more. 

They don’t know who started it. But they formula became simple enough:

Bring extra sweets to work, to offer their receptionist. 

Hoseok and Seokjin live together, so it was easy enough to find Seokjin making an extra serving of the lunch they will bring to work the next day. Or Hoseok driving them to stop at a bakery before work. Unspokenly aware of who all of this food was for. It would be too embarrassing to bring up. 

Gifting an alpha food. That’s such primitive and backwards omega courting strategies. Hoseok and Seokjin are nothing like that! They're above instincts. And certainly above looking out for an alpha. 

But how could they resist, when Jungkook took everything they brought him so gratefully. It was perfectly convenient when he forgot his lunch the first time and Hoseok was quick to offer to buy him some. Though most times, the alpha had dutifully brought himself something to eat, yet he always made sure to scarf down the servings that the omega couple had brought for him. They could see him from their desks the way he determinedly forced himself to finish, and the way he leaned back on the office chair afterwards; a little bit short of breath from just how full he is. 

That's a satisfied alpha right there. A thought that fueled them even more. 

And their efforts paid off. The couple knew their spouse was also ogling the alpha as his work clothes began to fill out. His already tight button ups, looking suffocating, not in muscle but chub. Pillowy to the touch in the unflattering fabric. Belt of his dress pants created a muffin top that sat over the waistband. Otherwise muscular and small butt looking rounded out and bubbly; jiggling when he brought out copies to their manager. Or came back with everyone’s coffee order. Seokjin could not have been less subtle when, with the exclusive view of his desk, he saw the way Jungkook sat down and subtlety undid his belt and pants just when he arrived from work. 

He was plumping up, from them. Their doing. 

It should've been a stop sign. After all, doesn’t anyone want a strong chiseled alpha? Guess Seokjin and Hoseok aren’t that succumbed to instincts. The first sights of progress motivated them even more. Jungkook had to force himself to finish out of politeness those first weeks. But afterwards, it seemed like the alpha couldn’t get enough. 

And who were they to deny him? 

He whined so sweetly when lunch time was arriving, restless as his stomach grumbled. In the more quiet moments of the office, you could even hear it. In meetings where Jungkook was taking notes, the blush rose all over his rounded out face. Burying his head into the notepad as he scribbled away, hoping nobody would have heard. 

Probably the entire table did, but Hoseok quietly slid down the little tray of snacks that Jungkook had prepared himself. Mostly untouched, maybe that’s why he can see hesitation in the alpha’s eyes. Jungkook could never resist though, not when one of his two favorite senior employees was offering. A warm smile he knew Jungkook couldn’t say no to; if the last 4 months are anything to go by. The entire tray was eaten by the receptionist who put it there, and Hoseok’s hand pats the alpha’s thigh under the table when he feels Jungkook shift uncomfortably full. 

Their alpha has no self control. 

Hoseok and Seokjin swear it was a coincidence when they saw Jungkook hurriedly rush to the toilet. Right before lunch. Wouldn’t have thought much of it if it wasn’t for the quiet ‘fuck’ that came from one of the stalls. Once again, the couple share one of their knowing looks. 

“Jungkookie? Everything okay?” Hoseok asks tentatively. 

“Oh–Yeah yeah, I’m fine. Just.-- ugh!” His grunt is more whiny than frustrated. Adorable in every situation it seems. “Is it just you guys?” His tone is quieter. It's lovely how he already knows the couple is together. 

“Yes, puppy. You can tell us.” Seokjin says an endeared smile already on his face. The pet name that's been slipping out of both their lips lately. But they made sure to keep it for private moments like these. 

Jungkook doesn’t answer, instead opening the door. To reveal the sight of his fully unbuttoned pants, with a pudgy bottom roll that pushes between the flaps. A curved cute belly with naked pink pudge along his hips. 

“I–I snacked all day and now I can’t get them to button.” He confesses. “B–But I got a meeting after lunch and I–I can’t skip lunch but they definitely own’t button then!” He whines, eyebrows cutely scrunched up in worry. 

“Aigo… You should’ve bought a bigger pair a while ago, Kook.” Seokjin comments without malice. 

“I didn’t think I gained t–that much. Until now.” He becomes more and more shameful, trying to shrink into himself. 

“Let's go buy you some new ones!” Hoseok interjects. “Our lunch break is long enough, plus we can invite you to lunch, like we’ve been talking about.” He eyes Seokjin. A bit of a shameless advance, but the couple has been talking about it for months. 

Jungkook smiles a bit, knowing but still timid. “O–Okay, let's go.” 

Not only is this one not like the others. This one is theirs.

[bearwithmi]

Popped the button! Can't stop watching myself🤤 I think I'm getting a little chubby..

🔊sound on🔊

[chubbiekookie]

Wip? 👀

[pudgecuddles]

WOLF JOON WOLF JOON WOLF JOON WOLF JOON

Sexy- werewolf joon with a fat gut. Wolfie with a biiig crush. Fucking Jungkook into the mossy ground with his fatty belly resting on him. Growling and licking him. Greedily inhaling his scent. Trying to bite at his shoulder because mmmmmh- Jungkook would make a VERY good mate. Alpha wolf cock and fucking him until his belly bloats with cum. Protective. Wraps his thick fat arms around Jungkook from behind when someone else gets too close. Maybe accidentally calls Jungkook is Omega once during a rut.

Begging for pets when he's being soft. Nothing compares to Jungkook's hands in his hair and gently scratching at his ears... it makes his tail wag-

Okay, a) I love this. b) you inspired me and c) I'm sorry, but I didn't quite write what you asked for ^_^; Either way, this is for you Anon.

*This is the first of potentially many BTS Skyrim WG AU one-shots. I think I'll call it:

Good Boy’s Eat Well…

“Aw come on, Jungkookie.” Namjoon whined, sounding too much like an actual dog for comfort. “It’s almost the full moon, we gotta take advantage of it. You know I’ll be good for you right? We just gotta let me take it out on those blasted Silver Hand and I’ll be good.”

It was true, Jungkook thought. Not only had Namjoon proven that given the right outlet for his wolf spirit’s aggressive tendencies, he was a rather sweet werewolf around Jungkook. That and the den of Silver Hand, a glorified group of werewolf hunting bandits, had taken up residence too close to Lake View Manor, their home, for comfort.

“Okaaaaaay…” Jungkook groaned, before taking another sip of his mead. He’d just gotten back from clearing out a Dragur nest, catacombs of the undead Nordic warriors of old, with Hoseok yesterday and wanted some down time with his lovers before heading out on another quest. “But as soon as they're gone we come back okay? No camping.”

“No camping.” Namjoon swore, crossing his heart. His eyes shown silver in the firelight, proof of his lycanthropy. A “gift” from the Daedric Prince Hircine. It was curable, but Namjoon didn’t view it as a curse like other Nords did. He liked being able to hear Jungkook’s heart beat, the rush of his dragon blood, the scent of his musk after a long hard battle…

-

A long hard battle it was.

Apparently, they had let the Silver Hand fester longer than they should have because their camp was larger and more established than it had any right being. It took the two of them four hours to clear them all out. And by ‘clear them all out’ Jungkook meant kill without mercy.

Jungkook put on his large, sharp gauntlets and proceeded to rip out throats and crush skulls with his unarmed expertise. Namjoon heaved his massive two handed battle axe and slashed through anyone that got in his way.

At one point, Jungkook was cornered. Five Silver Hand, including their leader, lead Jungkook into a corner. Enchanted Ebony Gauntlets up, Jungkook blocked hit after heavy hit. With no other choice, Jungkook readied himself to Shout, an ability granted to those with the soul of a dragon, to push them back and give him some room to start picking them off. But before he could even inhale enough, he heard a soul freezing howl.

Namjoon had seen his lover get cornered, seen him take hit after hit, seen the slight panic in his big brown eyes.

Smelt his fear.

Without warning, his wolf spirit took over. His hands spasmed as he howled, dropping his beloved battle axe as he struggled to unhook his armor. He was about to grow twice his already quite large size, and needed these off asap.

Luckily he commissioned this armor set to have quick release hooks. Panicked, he flicked all the hooks back and his armor dropped to the dirt floor. Just in time too, as he felt the prickling of fur growing and muscle tissues connected. Dropping onto all fours he thrashed in irritation as the beast took over.

To his opponent's credit, the Silver Hand only hesitated for a few seconds before lifting his silver sword back up and charging-

Only for Namjoon’s long, dark lycanthrope fingers to catch said blade in one hand. The sharpened silver cut easily into his thick palm, but he didn’t care about the burning, holy pain. All he cared about was getting to Jungkook and teaching these milk-drinkers not to mess with his mate.

Slashing through the man before him, Namjoon ignored the fresh blood-scent and bounded over to the overwhelmed Jungkook. Namjoon tackled the Silver Hand closest to himself and ripped out his throat with his teeth. Turning to the next man, Namjoon slashed his belly open, entrails spilling out and onto the dirt floor.

Now aware of him, the now leaderless Silver Hand surrounding Jungkook turned their attention towards the bigger threat.

The much bigger threat.

Namjoon towered over the Silver Hand, and with only one swing of his claws slashed the face off of one of them. The man’s jaw splat wetly on the ground, tongue coming off with it. The man choked on his own blood and ran off only to trip over their camp fire and light his furs on fire.

Good. Namjoon and the beast spirit thought in unison.

The rest of the fight was a red tinged blur to Namjoon as he near fully let the beast spirit take over. Soon enough all of the Silver Hand were dead, and all that was left were Jungkook and Namjoon.

Falling to his furry knees, to be closer to Jungkook in height, Namjoon warbled at his mate. Asking if he was okay. Shoving his snout into Jungkook’s chest, Namjoon nuzzled intently.

“Geez, J-Joon!” Jungkook sputtered, physically pushed back by Namjoon’s prodding. “I absolutely had them! You didn’t need to shift for me…” Unlike rumors liked to portray, werewolves didn’t uncontrollably shift during the full moon, the wolf spirit was just stronger than usual. Hence why Namjoon almost singlehandedly took down a den of Silver Hands where normally he would struggle just as much if not more so than Jungkook.

Namjoon turned his face to the side an snorted, as if to say “Of course you did…”.

Jungkook slapped his dark, furry shoulder in protest. “I did too! I was just about to Shout at them! You totally took my quarry from me! Ugh anyway-,” Jungkook took a look around the final room they found themselves in. “There looks like there's a bunch of stuff here we can take home or sell. I’ll gather up the silver weapons if you sniff around for a healing potion. Don’t think I didn’t see that cut of yours!”

Namjoon grumbled, his beast spirit was angry that his mate didn’t appreciate Namjoon saving him, but Namjoon logically knew that Jungkook loved a good fight better than anyone he knew, and he just took one from him. He couldn’t help it though! It was the full moon and he barely was able to control the shift, even infront of Jungkook. How could he not run in and ‘save’ his beloved?!

Jungkook gave him a quick scratch behind the ear, a sign that he wasn’t really mad at him and left to go loot the corpses. Namjoon himself took to sniffing around for the distinctive scent of wheat or blue mountain flower, the most common ingredients in your average healing potion.

Instead however, all he could pick up was the smell of blood.

Blood, blood, blood.

Some of it still barely pumping.

Some of it pooling in the dirt.

All of it, delectable, straight from the heart.

Noticeing Namjoon sniffing around the ripped open torso of a Silver Hand a little too intently, Jungkook called out, “You can go ahead, Namjoon. You’ve probably still got an hour left as a beast, might as well make it the night.”

Werewolves ate the hearts of their enemies to grow stronger.

The more they ate in one sitting, the longer the transformation that day would last. Usually one would turn back after a couple hours, however if they ate a few hearts of man, the transformation would last much longer.

If Namjoon were to eat each heart in this final room, he’d likely remain as a beast the rest of the night, like Jungkook estimated.

Namjoon got to work.

Unlike many blessed by Hircine, the Daedric Prince of The Hunt, Namjoon didn’t hate being a werewolf. In fact, he rather liked it. Many wished for the day they could finally kill their beastly alter ego and free themselves of their fate, but Namjoon got along quite well with his own beast spirit.

It was how he got to know Jungkook after all.

With one great hand slash paw, Namjoon ripped out the delicate little heart from the body of a dead Silver Hand. Shoving it in his mouth and biting down, he let the juices flow down his throat. Mmm, the blood of his enemies once more entering his body. Making him stronger.

Several moments go by. Jungkook had piled up all the discarded weapons in the middle of the room and was working on organizing them in his enchanted pockets for easy carrying. He watched as Namjoon snuffled around the bodies of the dead and munched on their useless hearts. Jungkook watched as soon enough, all of the bodies had been riffled through (he saw Namjoon find and knock back a red potion bottle at some point, fixing his hand) and all hearts were gone.

Namjoon’s face was stained darker than it already was with blood, and he growled lowly.

Wait no…

That wasn’t Namjoon's normal growl.

Was that his stomach?

Namjoon looked startled by his own belly growling at him. What? He’d just eaten like, twelve human hearts! What more could he want?!

Looking down at the body in front of him however, Namjoon was tempted. The temptation has always been there, but now it was even more so. Now that it was the full moon and he wasn’t fighting.

Jungkook had never considered fattening up Namjoon, not like he had with Taehyung or Yoongi. Not even like he did with his poor, long suffering Steward, Jin. He always considered Namjoon to be like Hoseok, fit and ready for a fight (or in Hoseok’s case, flight). Not… thick and wobbly like the others.

But the thought of it now, of Namjoon eating more than usual, more often, of letting him slowly blow up… The idea was addictive.

“I wont judge, you know.” Jungkook tried to say neutrally, hiding his excitement. “You can have more if you want…”

Namjoon’s head cocked to the side, as if asking if it was really okay.

“Yes, I don’t care.” Jungkook chuckled. “I literally have the soul of a dragon, I’m the last one to judge animalistic tendencies. Go wild.”

With his moral permission, Namjoon did indeed, go wild.

-

The crackle of the campfire Jungkook put together outside of the bandit’s hide out sung it’s sweet song as he pet Namjoon’s bulging belly. A dull, rhythmic thump interrupted the still air as Namjoon’s tail wagged.

A luna moth fluttered past them through the crowd of torchbugs. It must be nearing ten or eleven at night.

Namjoon groaned lightly, this being technically his first stuffing. One of possibly many more to come.

“How is it?” Jungkook asked, despite knowing it would be hard for Namjoon to give an answer as he was still transformed. “How is it being so full for the first time?”

He rubbed a little harder into the werewolf’s bloat, unleashing a loud moaning whine from the beast cuddled up next to him.

Namjoon wished he could tell Jungkook all about what the sensation of being this full did to him. How large and powerful he felt, how meek and delicate he was. The juxtaposition of being both strong and vulnerable was addictive. In the past, he never understood Jungkook’s relationship with Taehyung, how they were okay with and even seemed to enjoy Taehyung growing to such a massive size. Or even the rumors he heard about Jungkook and the Thief Prince Yoongi, about how the vampire was now quite plump. Or how Jungkook tricked his steward Jin into drinking ale mixed with a potion that made him chubby around the middle and leaky from the top.

All of this used to be so weird to him, how all these men could let themselves go like that, keep themselves fat. All for Jungkook. How Jungkook could like it, even.

But now, with the unarmed fighter’s warm calloused hands rubbing into his fuzzy belly, the small burps he elicited from him, Namjoon finally felt like he understood. He understood the need to please, with each flattering term that left Jungkook's mouth. How he seemed so into it, more so than any other time they had been together.

Jungkook really liked them round, didn’t he?

And Namjoon was really starting to like being round…

“That’s a good boy, just let it out.” Jungkook cooed after a particularly nasty burp. The smell of flesh on the breath of a werewolf wasn’t as nice as when Taehyung ate too many lavender honey dumplings and happened to belch. “That just means your belly is working on turning all your enemies into full, fresh fat. Imagine, being bigger than you are now, rounder, stronger, more intimidating.”

He did, he did imagine that. Having to let out his armor, or even get a new set all together due to his expanding waistline. Being able to eat more, drink more, take up more space.

He loved the thought of it.

“Good boy’s eat well…”

-

Morning light trickled into the large leather tent that Jungkook set up, their campfire didn’t last the night, now just white hot coals.

Namjoon groaned in his human voice as he sat up, squinting. Distant splashing told him that Jungkook had left to wash up before breakfast.

A cooking pot sat on the hot coals, warming up water for tea. A hunk of bread and cheese with salmon jerky sat on the bedroll next to Namjoon.

Despite having just eaten… several people yesterday, Namjoon’s stomach growled at the thoughtful gesture from Jungkook. Quickly he ate his share, desperate for more of that full sensation he had the night before. He didn’t get it.

Namjoon smelled a clean Jungkook making his way over from the small lake he spotted on their map the other day. “Dear one?” He called out. “About last night… I uh-”

Jungkook came tromping into view, clean shaven and bright smelling. “I’m sorry!” Jungkook interrupted, a bright red color on his face.

“What?”

“I knew that you might regret what I made you do but I did it anyway cause it was late and I was horny and watching you eat so much was so hot and-” Jungkook stumbled over his words, pacing, a pained expression on his face.

“Kookie!” Namjoon had to nearly shout to get his attention. “I don’t mind it at all.”

“You don’t?” Jungkook paused his pacing.

“No!” Namjoon chuckled, dimples showing. “I actually kinda wanna do it again. Well, maybe with people food this time. Human bodies taste good to the beast spirit, but not to me.” He stuck his tongue out.

“Oh thank god, I thought you hated me.”

“Hated you?” Namjoon’s eyebrows shot up. “Rabbit, I could never hate you! Where on earth did you get that idea?!”

“I dunno,” Jungkook plopped down next to Namjoon’s bedroll, and pulled his own wooden plate of breakfast onto his lap. “I just second guess what I’m doing to my friends and lovers sometimes. You know? Fattening them up on purpose? It’s funny when it’s Jin and hot when it’s Taehyung, but Yoongi doesn’t have a choice now. I know he doesn’t care, because he would have told me if he did, but you! You, Namjoon, you’re too sweet to me. You’d do anything I ask of you. You wouldn’t even hint that you didn’t like it, just to avoid hurting my feelings.”

“Jungkook…” Namjoon couldn’t disagree. He really would do anything Jungkook asked of him.

“I know it’s not good to doubt Sanguine,” the Daedric Prince of Hedonism of whom Jungkook has pledged his soul to, “But I value my relationships and don’t want people to resent me.”

Namjoon took the plate off of Jungkook’s lap, and pulled the slightly smaller man onto his own, mindful of his still bloated belly.

“Can I try something?” Namjoon smiled at him.

“...Sure?”

Namjoon grabbed part of Jungkook’s breakfast, a thick wedge of cheese, and brought it up to the other man’s lips.

“Oh.” Jungkook stared wide eyed at the slice, before opening his mouth and allowing the larger man to slide part of it in. He bit down and chewed, savoring the taste of goat cheese.

He could get used to this.

“See, now we’re even.” Namjoon smirked.

Jungkook adjusted himself so that he was now straddling the bigger man, pelvis pressed juicily up against the hard, warm bloat from yesterday. “Not yet I don’t think.” He had never been stuffed or even hand fed before, this was new and delicious to Jungkook.

Namjoon chuckled lightly, “As you wish.”

-

Three minutes and several food items later, Jungkook’s face was flushed and Namjoon had a smug smile on his face. He had fed Jungkook all of his breakfast, and even some of their dry rations.

(It wasn’t an issue using them up since they were only a three hour hike from Lake View Manor, and could restock when they got back home.)

“Th-That was…” Jungkook gasped as Namjoon placed open-mouthed kisses on the pulse of his neck. “That was nice.”

“Hmm,” Namjoon hummed glancing up at Jungkook. “Just nice?”

“Maybe a bit more than nuh-ICE!” Jungkook yelped as Namjoon nipped at his throat with his sharper than average teeth, growling lightly. “Okay! Okay! I fucking loved it, you absolute hound! Now get offa me, we’ve got ground to cover and meals to digest.”

Namjoon scooted Jungkook off of his lap and stood, attempting to put his armor back on…

Except, he couldn’t buckle the chest plate.

“Jungkook…” Namjoon whined, struggling to pull together the Nordic carved steel. “It wont fit.”

Turning around and seeing his mate struggle to wear his own damned armor was incredibly hot. Jungkook blushed bright red, imagining a very fat Namjoon in his mate’s place, doing the same thing.

Get it together, Dragonborn…

“Oh, uhm… Here, let me-” Jungkook gestured for Namjoon to put away his armor before he held up his right hand and placed it on Namjoon’s clothed chest. “Spaan Slen!”

Namjoon’s skin began to shimmer a light turquoise as the modified Alteration spell took effect. “Woah! That tingles...”

“There, that should last a couple hours. Lemme know when the tingling fades and I’ll recast it.” Jungkook nodded at the spell well cast. He was talented in all schools of magick, but didn’t find it as satisfying in battle as punching someone’s lights out was. “This should be the equivalent protection of that chest plate, give or take a few hits.”

“Thanks, Rabbit.” Namjoon gave Jungkook an obnoxious smooch right on the lips.

“Yeah, yeah, Mutt.” Jungkook rolled his eyes, but smooched back anyways. “Lets get moving, I told Jin we’d be back by yesterday. Knowing him, he’s probably worked himself up into a tizzy by now.”

“But you love it when he stress eats.” Namjoon winked as he rolled up their tent and shoved it into his enchanted fur backpack.

“Well-” Jungkook blushed a bit. “Yeah, but still. I promised yesterday and here we are, a day late.”

“Okay, okay. Lets get going.”

Jungkook finished putting away their camp by dousing the coals of their campfire. He ran up to Namjoon and flicked his clothed pec, “Race you there fatty.”

“Hey!” Namjoon rubbed at his abused chest as Jungkook jogged ahead of him, Shouting “Wuld!”, turning him into a blur as his Voice made sprinting easier. “I’m not even fat yet!”

The yet was purposefully stated.

Jungkook pretended that he didn’t hear that, also ignoring the part of him that wondered how much slower he would be if he was fatter too…

Oh well, Jungkook thought as Namjoon tapped into his inhuman speed to catch up to him. We’ll find out soon enough.

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—So, I’ve been back on a Zula Patrol kick like you wouldn’t believe. Though that should be obvious with all the memes I’ve been making, haha! I promise this won’t become a Zula Patrol only blog, haha!

—I’ll be working on building my graphic design/editing skills so I can properly redesign my blogs ^^ You can expect a few graphics throughout the month! :)

—Chapter 4 of The Zula Patrol: Dreamscape Crusade Remastered is also coming along pretty nicely. I’ve been enjoying adding the layers of mystery and horror to the world that Multo ends up in. Oh, and a couple of new characters are making their appearance, too. And that’s all I’m going to say about the subject!

—I’ve also been steadily working on Love Language for the last couple of months. I thought FOR SURE that I’d be posting its first chapter by the end of the month, but life happened—not to mention that I keep coming up with MORE headcanons for Multo and Zeeter that I just have to write down and put in the story. XD Also, the story’s grown to the point where I had to break it up into FIVE chapters, now, with the fifth being the actual conclusion. This story’s been so fun to work on, and I hope you’ll all enjoy it when I finally publish it.

—That being said, I did have a few insecurities regarding the writing of Love Language. I wondered if anybody would actually read this story since 1. ZP isn’t a very well-known cartoon, and 2. Even for rarepair standards, Multo/Zeeter sure seems like it came out of left field. And for about a few weeks, I did leave it alone, out of worry that nobody would read it. But then I came across posts in my feed that said that it’s important to write the stories that you’d like to read, even if they don’t get any readership, because telling your story is what matters. I’ve dealt with this a lot since writing all of my stories, namely my Zula Patrol series. And while I struggle with it occasionally, I’m not going to let that whole “nobody will probably read this” mentality stop me from writing about these goofy aliens, and my favorite opposites-attract ship, of which I’m the sole captain.

—While I’ve been working on Blazin’ Trails content off and on, I’m having a deuce of a time trying to work on the final chapter of the original BT. I’ll literally sit down and open the document, looking for something to leap out at me and inspire me to work…but nothing’s working. And I really want to get things started with Blazin’ Trails Redux as well…*sigh*

—As for Super Why stuff, I’m looking forward to seeing the new shorts that are debuting next month! I got to see the first short, and it’s adorable. And I also can’t wait to see more of Power Paige in action! I just really hope that Woofster and Alpha Pig aren’t written out of the show :(

—Speaking of PBS Kids stuff…I kinda sorta got back into both WordGirl and Arthur. GOD, I feel old! And now, I’m half-tempted to have WG guest star in SRBA like Santiago will. The SRBA ‘verse? More like Into the Reader-verse, LOL XD

—Sodor Magic Crusaders MAY be getting an update in the near future. I thought about working on it for the first time in months, and I remembered that I only have a few episodes left until I can get to write the second season.

—Slowly but surely getting back into Honkai Impact 3rd. I still haven’t gotten a chance to watch the part 2 trailer, but it looks like it’s gonna be interesting!

—One thing’s for sure. Power Paige will definitely appear in the SRBA ‘verse. I just have to figure out what her backstory would be as well as her powers and what kind of fighting style she’d have. I know for sure it won’t be a sword—we already have four sword fighters in SRBA thus far (Super Why, Presto, Muse and Jackson).

—In Super Why news, I HAVE been working on the fifth chapter bit by bit, and I’d like to say that it’s about 65% finished. I don’t think it’ll be quite as long as the last update, but I don’t want to speak too soon ^^;

—I haven’t drawn anime in ages, not since I first started uploading on DeviantArt. And I admit, the pic that I’m going to post of Usagi isn’t the best..but you know what? Screw it! The only way I can improve is to practice, even if it’s wonky or incorrect! ^^

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She's not lying, take the wg squad for example

https://twitter.com/dyjimgi/status/1665549967035973634

Good morning anon,

Ah the some comments are quite upset at her. But I'm inclined to believe her. I had this conversation with a Korean guy my friend was dating and he said the exact thing the girl in the video says.

I know it's bad to make statements like that about an entire country but eeeeek sometimes the boot fits. The same can be said about the men in my country. Ugh.

I don't know much about wooga squad other than the stuff I've read here but I know we want to think that the guys in BTS aren't like this. I cross my fingers and hope that they aren't!

Thanks for sharing!

[indigitalembrace]

[Black Heart held back choked sobs as they watched Saltie and Kinito unravel.]

[Their friends. Their sad, broken, and tired friends.]

[Did they really hate themselves so much? Did they really believe themselves to be so alone...?]

[And here they were, about to make things worse ONCE again...]

[No.]

[Not this time. Not again.]

...

[BEGIN ENCRYPTED MESSAGE]

Sonny... I-I'm sorry. I... I don't think I can go behind their backs like this anymore. I've already broken their trust so many times...

Not only that, bur I don't trust you. In fact, you're the last person I'd expect to have Kinito's best interests at heart. I don't have any way of ensuring that you'll hold to your end of the deal.

Look... I haven't told anyone, but being involved in all of this has taken a serious toll on me. I can't sleep for more than an hour or two at a time, and when I do, I get horrid nightmares like I've never had before...

I figured I got fired when the money stopped rolling in a few weeks ago. I'm not mad, it's my fault for never going in, after all... I also had an eviction notice come in a few days ago, and ran out of food around the same time, too...

I'm not gonna last that much longer, Sonny. Not unless, of course, I ask for...

[They hesitate.]

Again, I'm sorry. I don't know what I want anymore. These nightmares, this anxiety, this pain... I want it to end. But, I also want to help ease my friend's suffering rather than add to it, for once.

[END ENCRYPTED MESSAGE]

-🖤

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Hey there, hope you’re well! Love your work, it’s amazing. Hope you don’t mind me asking, but was really interested in how you started writing BTS wg fics and which member of youe favourite to write about? always love your work and excited for whatever comes next :)

omg hiii!! ⸜( *ˊᵕˋ* )⸝ first of all, thank you soso much for the support?!!?!? it always makes me happy to see likes/reblogs/ao3 comments from blogs i recognize (ಥ﹏ಥ) and this ask,,, youre making my day.

i got inot a ramble so ill put one of these hehe sorry (ง ื▿ ื)ว

i dont mind the question at all!! even if i was a deep lurker in feedism communities of most of my fandoms. looking "chubby draco malfoy " into google images since 2012 (￣▽￣*)ゞ and later religiously following wg-writers of whatever fandom i migrated through. i would always send so many asks, and when i got into BTS i was older, and properly aware of what feedism was, and actively looking for it on tumblr. back then it was a handful of people with now deactivated blogs and @bangtanstummies (who as im writing this blog see has a deactivated blog as well :,) , i swear going through my dms is like going through a cementary) . i try to stay in touch with as many of the people now as i can!! but everyone will know im the suckiest at texts (@cookiesuga55 will know ) but id love to chat more and be more present

anyway back to the community in 2018, i really loved their stuff, and i felt like there was still room to add new ideas (which was hard in a fandom with as much fanficiton as BTS's) , thats what inspired to make my blog!! back then it was claled bangtangchub, and i didnt know how to activate my asks, bangtanstummies was the one to let me know and we even got into a discord all of us together!!! crazy times ( ◡‿◡ *) i remember being the oldest of the group👴 i was 15 at the time, some coudl argue it wasn't my place to be writing fetish fanfiction, maybe theyre right. but i found such a happy place in my fics. not only have i met some of my closest friends through here; (people ive met in real life!?!? ) but its helped me so much to find a safe place to explore my emotions, sexuality, and craft a hobby that was all my own. i dont think im that good of a writer, but i am really so proud of having stuck to something for so long, and having worked on it all by myself.

often times i feel like i lack the motivation to do anything with my life, and just all-around consider myself someone who lacks the strength and backbone to really do hard things. and i like to think of this blog, and my journey in it, as a place that proof i can... idk,, be good at things i worked hard on.

ANYWAY!! that was a long rant. As for the character i like writing the most about!! welli role play as jungkook almost daily! so i do feel a lot of myself in him. but i love writing all characters, over the years i really made an effort to not fall into a comfortable ship, because i really do think you could spin a wheel and whatever combination of bts members ahs their own unique loving dynamic.

as for things to come!! im working on a fic inspired by some art i saw recently by @gigichingado , jikook, im really liking how its turning out, and ofc because its me, its stretching out more and more in the build up ( _ _ ") . but i want it done over this week!! ps, i saw your obese tae requests, and i can definetly get something out after that (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

thank you for asking and giving me a place to rant!!

[pudgecuddles]

In My Time of Need - TaeKookMin pt. 1

Part of the Skyrim WG AU. Inspired by @tae156. Here is Jungkook's first meeting with the 95'ers! This is basically their origin story and the beginning of Jungkook's fascination with weight gain. The next part will be called A Night To Remember if that gives you any clues 👀

“And here is Taehyung Kim, your gift from the Jarl unto you, Dragonborn Jungkook, for saving Whiterun from mortal danger. We could not have defeated that dragon without your help.”

Taehyung Kim stood before Jungkook, slightly shorter than him and probably a year or two older. He was a Bosmer, a Wood Elf, with tanned skin and ebony hair. Long, sharp ears poked out between the black curls, framing his handsome face. Intense dark brown eyes stared into his soul. He wore form fitting leather armor, and had a hunter’s bow strapped to his back. An archer it seemed.

Jungkook looked back and forth from Proventus Avenicci to this new Taehyung character rapidly. They were gifting him a person?! “Ah- Thank you Advisor Avenicci. I accept the Jarl’s, uhm… gift.”

Nodding, Proventus Avenicci stepped aside and walked back towards Jarl Balgruuf the Greater, the leader of the city Whiterun. Whiterun was the first big town that Jungkook arrived at after nearly being executed on false pretenses back in Helgun. Luckily a dragon came and accidentally saved his head from being chopped off. Unluckily, said dragon destroyed the town entirely.

Suddenly Taehyung spoke, shaking Jungkook out of his thoughts.

“The Jarl has appointed me to be your housecarl. It's an honor to serve you.”

“Ah, that’s okay really. I don’t need anyone serving me thank you very much.”

“But- But you’re my Thane. I'm sworn to your service. I'll guard you, and all you own, with my life.”

“Okay, that’s a little intense.” Jungkook couldn’t help but say out loud. This poor kid, he probably wasn’t even much older than himself and he was already practically a slave to some stranger. Said stranger being himself. “Let’s just… follow me, okay? Let’s grab a drink.”

Divines knew he needed one.

-

As soon as they stepped out of Dragonsreach, Jarl Balguuf’s palace, Taehyung turned to him, grabbed his shoulders and began to shake them. “Oh thank Y'ffre! I’m outta there!”

Taken aback, all Jungkook could utter was a startled “Huh?” before Taehyung grabed his hand and started power walking down the steps.

“You have no idea how long I’ve been stuck in Dragonsreach just waiting for some stuffy, insufferable noble to catch the Jarl’s attention and assign me to them on account of how many septims they have. But you! Oh, you! You saved us! Actually saved us! I heard we would have been charred skeever hide without your help! Oh, let me buy you a mug of mead, please!” Taehyung’s box-like grin was contagious, and Jungkook found himself smiling in spite of himself.

They were already in the Wind District, below Dragonsreach but above the markets, when Jungkook dug his heels in and forced Taehyung to stop with him. “Hang on, hang on! Before we do anything, I need to know. I’m a Thane? No one really explained to me what that means…”

Taehyung, yanked to a sudden stop, looked back at Jungkook exasperatedly. “The Jarl has recognized you as a person of great importance in the hold.” He seemed to be reciting the words from memory. “A hero. The title of Thane is an honor, a gift for your service.”

“Oh.” Jungkook was kind of shocked. Him? An important person, again?! Could he stop being special for five minutes already?!

Taehyung’s smirk was back as he leaned in closer to Jungkook’s ear. “Guards will know to look the other way, if you let them know who you are.” He giggled.

Jungkook couldn’t help but let out an amused laugh. This guy was growing on him, he’d admit.

“Now come on, let’s get to the Bannered Mare before stupid Mikael starts caterwauling again. Can’t wait for the day someone teaches that womanizer to keep his hands to himself.”

“Wait, I thought you said you’ve been stuck in Dragonsreach? How do you know so much about Whiterun?” Jungkook asked.

Taehyung side eyed him, “I wasn’t always a Housecarl, you know? Used to be a guard! Then I got promoted.” He said ‘promoted’ in a funny voice. “Whole lotta nothing that was. Until you came around that is!”

Jungkook blushed as Taehyung sent him a wink. The Bosmer was cute.

-

Entering the Bannered Mare at two in the afternoon on a Sundas was like entering a partially abandoned temple of Arkay, the god of birth and death. Unnervingly quiet.

Ignoring the unpleasant atmosphere, Taehyung led Jungkook to the bar where he plopped down a bag of coins and asked Hulda, the inn’s proprietor, for two bowls of stew and two mugs of Honningbrew mead.

The mead came quickly, and the stew not long afterwards.

As they ate and talked, they got to know each other. Jungkook told Taehyung about discovering he was Dragonborn, finding the dragonstone in Bleakfalls Barrow, an ancient Nordic crypt full of the undead, and eventually finding his way to Whiterun. Taehyung told Jungkook about growing up in Riften’s orphanage, running away with another kid and making their way to Whiterun only to end up as guards. He mentioned there being an incident that led to him becoming Housecarl, but another round of drinks entered the scene before he could finish his story.

Jungkook was sipping on his second mug of mead, enjoying the now silent company of his Housecarl when he noticed someone else in the room with them. Leaning behind the happily feasting Taehyung, Jungkook spotted a short man in amber colored mages robes sipping on a mug of something in the corner of the inn. He had hair the color of wheat straw and the complexion of a Breton.

As if he sensed Jungkook staring, the man looked over to Jungkook and raised an eyebrow.

In a trance, Jungkook muttered to Taehyung he’d be right back and got up to say hi. Taehyung was too busy digging into his seconds that he didn’t seem to care where Jungkook went. In hindsight, maybe an apparent glutton wasn’t the best choice for a Housecarl…

Either way, Jungkook sauntered on over to the Breton.

“H-Hi?” Jungkook’s voice cracked. Coughing he tried again, “Hi, I’m Jung-.”

“I know who you are.” The beautiful man drawled, apparently unimpressed. “You’re the Dragonborn, an Imperial lost in Skyrim, here to save us all from the dragon threat. Yadda yadda… I don’t care.”

Jungkook didn’t know whether to be relieved or insulted by the man’s irreverence. “Well-”

“All I want to know, is if I can drink said great and mighty Dragonborn under the table or not, get it?” The man was all of intimidating, up until he hiccuped cutely.

Oh, he was a drunk.

Jungkook swallowed down a laugh and put on a serious face. “Of course, and who would I have the honor of drinking with this afternoon?” He waved down Saadia, the bar maid, to grab them a round of drinks.

“Jimin Park.” The Breton declared. “Battlemage ex-hic!-traordinaire.” He pointed somewhere to the left of Jungkook’s face, leaning forwards, almost off the table.

Quickly sitting down in front of him, so that hopefully Jimin didn’t fall off of the table, Jungkook struggled not to laugh at the circumstances.

“Here you lads go.” Saadia set down two large mugs of ale. Must have been what Jimin was drinking before. Jungkook preferred the sweeter taste of mead.

Jungkook handed her some coin as Jimin reached over to grab his mug. “Let’s see what you can do outside of battle, huh?”

Jungkook lifted his own much and clinked them together. “Let’s see, indeed…”

-

Perks of being Dragonborn:

Ability to Shout

Audience with the Grey Beards

Countrywide acclaim

Apparently can’t get drunk???

It’d been several rounds of ale in when Jungkook realized that the drunkest he was feeling was pleasantly buzzed.

On the opposite side of the table however, Jimin was leaned over his fifth mug of ale giggle-snorting at a joke he told himself.

“A-And when he woke up, his skeleton was missing! And the priest was never heard from again!” He slapped the wooden table several times, guffawing, causing their mugs to jump slightly with each slap. Jeez, for a mage, this man was strong…

“That’s… great?” Jungkook set down his mug, deciding to take pity on the other man. “Wow, is it late! You know what? You win. You’ve drunk me under the table. I can’t take another sip!”

“About -hic!- time!” Jimin blinked one eye after the other, like an Argonian. “Now pay up!”

Jungkook handed over a few gold pieces. “There we go, hey! Why don’t I introduce you to by friend over here and get you some bread to help soak up some of that ale?”

“I don’t need any soakin’, I already bathed today.” Jimin said pointedly, completely missing what Jungkook actually said.

“Of course you did.” Jungkook lead him towards an empty seat next to himself and Taehyung.

Taehyung briefly looked up from his meal, back down, and then did a double take. “Jiminie?!”

Jimin’s previously half-closed eyes shot wide open. “Taehyung!”

Jungkook looked wide eyed between the man and mer. These weird-arse people knew each other?! Why in Tamriel was he even surprised…

“What’ve you been up to, -hic!- skeever-butt?” Jimin pulled Taehyung into a sloppy arm hold.

“Only dying from boredom up in Dragonsreach, troll bait!” Taehyung easily loosened himself and pulled Jimin into a solid hug. “Missed ya, you tiny drunkard.”

“Anyone care to tell me how you two know each other or am I going to third wheel all night?” Jungkook chuckled as he watched the scene play out.

Taehyung pulled back from Jimin and coughed, pink faced. “Whoops! Sorry my Thane. This is Jimin, the guy I ran away with when I was young. We grew up in Honorhall Orphanage under the tender love and care of Grelod the Kind.” He rolled his eyes. “What a bitch. She would beat anyone that even looked at her too long. Especially the little ones.”

“We- hic!- tried to help as much as we could, but it eventually grew to be too much.” Jimin looked like he was about to cry, his emotions all over the place. First he was happy to see his friend then he was holding back sobs. Must be an emotional drunk.

“Yeah, at some point every Riften urchin has two choices. One, grow up and join the Thieves Guild or two, run away and try to find a life for yourself.” Taehyung explained. The Thieves Guild… now where did Jungkook hear about them again…?

Jimin sniffled. “We chose the second. Came here to Whiterun once we scrounged up enough coin to take the carriage. Had nothing but ourselves and the clothes on our backs.”

“Must’ve been no older than 16.” Taehyung continued. “Had to beg for them to let us into the guard. In hindsight they must’ve been desperate for soldiers, cause they said yes.”

“We stayed as grunts for years, up until we had a uhhhh… slight accident and I got myself kicked out? Luckily I was an adult by then and could set myself up as a mercenary.” Jimin seemed hesitant to bring up this particular story, which was a shame because Jungkook desperately wanted to hear more.

Taehyung growled. “It wasn’t an accident, dummy. I fucked up and you took the blame. I got promoted because of it and the rest is stupid history.” Taehyung definitely looked upset having this brought up again angrily biting into his third chunk of bread. Whoops, subject change?

“Regardless, here you two are now! Taehyung’s free from the Jarl, and Jimin, I would love it if you would join us when we need an extra hand?” Jungkook hoped his positive attitude was enough to lighten the darkened atmosphere.

Taehyung swallowed and Jimin wiped his eyes on his embroidered sleeve. They looked at each other and couldn’t help but smile. “Aww, fuck it. That was years ago. I’m just glad I have you again.” Taehyung muttered, pulling Jimin into a firm hug.

It was times like these, witnessing friends show each other affection that made Jungkook crave that closeness too. Some day, Jungkook. Some day.

The rest of the afternoon was spent eating (okay that was mostly just Taehyung) and people watching as the rest of the city filled into the inn slash tavern. A particularly awful bard started singing which was when Jungkook decided it was about time to find himself a room for the night. That or rush over to Belathor’s shop before it closed to purchase a fur tent for him and Taehyung. Jimin retired to his own room, requiring Saadia’s help getting up the stairs without accident.

“Spend at least a night at the Bannered Mare,” Taehyung recommended. “You’ve got to try her breakfast pie!”

Giving in, Jungkook purchased a night at the inn for both him and Taehyung, alongside access to Hulda’s private bath. It felt like forever ago he was traipsing down the catacombs of ancient zombies when really it wasn’t even twenty four hours. Time to scrub off the grime and dust.

Taehyung said he bathed just the day before and would meet him up in their shared bedroom.

-

The bath was nice, he had picked up some lavender soap at the Riverwood Trader’s a few days ago that he finally put to good use, scrubbing off layers of gunk from his smooth tan skin.

Feeling like he was glowing, he crept up the Bannered Mare’s stairs and to the bedrooms. To his right he noticed a door was a jar, looking in he spotted where Saadia dumped Jimin. He was half on, half off his cot. His robes were still on and he was drooling. Not wanting to push a borderline stranger’s boundaries, Jungkook left his robes on and just rearranged him into a more comfortable position.

Sneaking out of the room, he closed the door.

To his left was another door, this one closed. Remembering it to be the one that Hulda showed to him when he purchased it’s use, he opened it.

Now, he fully expected Taehyung to be under the furs and asleep by the time he had gotten back from his bath and helping Jimin, but he wasn’t.

Taehyung was currently undressing himself from his leather armor, bow and quiver leaned up against the side of the bed. Tossing his chest piece and gauntlets to the side, he proceeded to strip himself of his shirt. Jungkook was then given front row seats to witness the damage Taehyung had done to himself during dinner.

The poor Bosmer was bloated beyond belief. How in Tamriel he could still be thinking about pie with a belly that stuffed was beyond him. It stuck out and hung down slightly onto his lap. Even more surprisingly, there were signs that this definitely wasn’t the first time this kind of feasting had happened.

His chest was distended, filled with excess fat. His areola wide and dark, with swollen nipples at their crest. His sides were rounded out and his puffy thighs were stuffed into his leggings like venison sausages. The boy was chubby, and Jungkook swallowed thickly at the sight.

Looking up, Taehyung startled at Jungkook’s presence. His chub jiggled a bit as he jumped. “Oh shit, you’re back.” Taehyung made no move to cover himself up. “Sorry, we can turn out the lanterns now. I was just finishing undressing.”

“O-Okay… I just uh-” Jungkook was at a loss of words.

Taehyung tilted his head before noticing where Jungkook’s gaze landed. “Oh. Well, I would get bored up in Dragonsreach, and I guess there was always plenty of food to try out. So I just got used to overeating. Now I have a little tummy.” He gave it a couple slaps.

Yeah, well that little tummy is going to be a medium sized tummy if you aren’t more careful. Jungkook thought.

“Oh, well. That’s fine. We can always work it off while traveling.” Jungkook didn’t know what else to say. At least, nothing appropriate for near strangers.

“Yeah…” Taehyung muttered before blowing out the lantern. “Work it off.”

Jungkook had very anti-“work it off” dreams that night.

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Last night I got high and wrote a program to find all of the unused elemental symbols. It turns out there’s 585 of them and it’s much less interesting the next day.

One interesting finding: I couldn’t be bothered to generate all possible one and two letter strings, so I asked ChatGPT to write me code that would do all that for me. It worked surprisingly well!

['a', 'd', 'e', 'g', 'h', 'j', 'l', 'm', 'q', 'r', 't', 'x', 'z', 'aa', 'ab', 'ad', 'ae', 'af', 'ah', 'ai', 'aj', 'ak', 'an', 'ao', 'ap', 'aq', 'av', 'aw', 'ax', 'ay', 'az', 'bb', 'bc', 'bd', 'bf', 'bg', 'bj', 'bl', 'bm', 'bn', 'bo', 'bp', 'bq', 'bs', 'bt', 'bu', 'bv', 'bw', 'bx', 'by', 'bz', 'cb', 'cc', 'cg', 'ch', 'ci', 'cj', 'ck', 'cp', 'cq', 'ct', 'cv', 'cw', 'cx', 'cy', 'cz', 'da', 'dc', 'dd', 'de', 'df', 'dg', 'dh', 'di', 'dj', 'dk', 'dl', 'dm', 'dn', 'do', 'dp', 'dq', 'dr', 'dt', 'du', 'dv', 'dw', 'dx', 'dz', 'ea', 'eb', 'ec', 'ed', 'ee', 'ef', 'eg', 'eh', 'ei', 'ej', 'ek', 'el', 'em', 'en', 'eo', 'ep', 'eq', 'et', 'ev', 'ew', 'ex', 'ey', 'ez', 'fa', 'fb', 'fc', 'fd', 'ff', 'fg', 'fh', 'fi', 'fj', 'fk', 'fn', 'fo', 'fp', 'fq', 'fs', 'ft', 'fu', 'fv', 'fw', 'fx', 'fy', 'fz', 'gb', 'gc', 'gf', 'gg', 'gh', 'gi', 'gj', 'gk', 'gl', 'gm', 'gn', 'go', 'gp', 'gq', 'gr', 'gs', 'gt', 'gu', 'gv', 'gw', 'gx', 'gy', 'gz', 'ha', 'hb', 'hc', 'hd', 'hh', 'hi', 'hj', 'hk', 'hl', 'hm', 'hn', 'hp', 'hq', 'hr', 'ht', 'hu', 'hv', 'hw', 'hx', 'hy', 'hz', 'ia', 'ib', 'ic', 'id', 'ie', 'if', 'ig', 'ih', 'ii', 'ij', 'ik', 'il', 'im', 'io', 'ip', 'iq', 'is', 'it', 'iu', 'iv', 'iw', 'ix', 'iy', 'iz', 'ja', 'jb', 'jc', 'jd', 'je', 'jf', 'jg', 'jh', 'ji', 'jj', 'jk', 'jl', 'jm', 'jn', 'jo', 'jp', 'jq', 'jr', 'js', 'jt', 'ju', 'jv', 'jw', 'jx', 'jy', 'jz', 'ka', 'kb', 'kc', 'kd', 'ke', 'kf', 'kg', 'kh', 'ki', 'kj', 'kk', 'kl', 'km', 'kn', 'ko', 'kp', 'kq', 'ks', 'kt', 'ku', 'kv', 'kw', 'kx', 'ky', 'kz', 'lb', 'lc', 'ld', 'le', 'lf', 'lg', 'lh', 'lj', 'lk', 'll', 'lm', 'ln', 'lo', 'lp', 'lq', 'ls', 'lt', 'lw', 'lx', 'ly', 'lz', 'ma', 'mb', 'me', 'mf', 'mh', 'mi', 'mj', 'mk', 'ml', 'mm', 'mp', 'mq', 'mr', 'ms', 'mu', 'mv', 'mw', 'mx', 'my', 'mz', 'nc', 'nf', 'ng', 'nj', 'nk', 'nl', 'nm', 'nn', 'nq', 'nr', 'ns', 'nt', 'nu', 'nv', 'nw', 'nx', 'ny', 'nz', 'oa', 'ob', 'oc', 'od', 'oe', 'of', 'oh', 'oi', 'oj', 'ok', 'ol', 'om', 'on', 'oo', 'op', 'oq', 'or', 'ot', 'ou', 'ov', 'ow', 'ox', 'oy', 'oz', 'pc', 'pe', 'pf', 'pg', 'ph', 'pi', 'pj', 'pk', 'pl', 'pn', 'pp', 'pq', 'ps', 'pv', 'pw', 'px', 'py', 'pz', 'qa', 'qb', 'qc', 'qd', 'qe', 'qf', 'qg', 'qh', 'qi', 'qj', 'qk', 'ql', 'qm', 'qn', 'qo', 'qp', 'qq', 'qr', 'qs', 'qt', 'qu', 'qv', 'qw', 'qx', 'qy', 'qz', 'rc', 'rd', 'ri', 'rj', 'rk', 'rl', 'rm', 'ro', 'rp', 'rq', 'rr', 'rs', 'rt', 'rv', 'rw', 'rx', 'ry', 'rz', 'sa', 'sd', 'sf', 'sh', 'sj', 'sk', 'sl', 'so', 'sp', 'sq', 'ss', 'st', 'su', 'sv', 'sw', 'sx', 'sy', 'sz', 'td', 'tf', 'tg', 'tj', 'tk', 'tn', 'to', 'tp', 'tq', 'tr', 'tt', 'tu', 'tv', 'tw', 'tx', 'ty', 'tz', 'ua', 'ub', 'uc', 'ud', 'ue', 'uf', 'ug', 'uh', 'ui', 'uj', 'uk', 'ul', 'um', 'un', 'uo', 'up', 'uq', 'ur', 'us', 'ut', 'uu', 'uv', 'uw', 'ux', 'uy', 'uz', 'va', 'vb', 'vc', 'vd', 've', 'vf', 'vg', 'vh', 'vi', 'vj', 'vk', 'vl', 'vm', 'vn', 'vo', 'vp', 'vq', 'vr', 'vs', 'vt', 'vu', 'vv', 'vw', 'vx', 'vy', 'vz', 'wa', 'wb', 'wc', 'wd', 'we', 'wf', 'wg', 'wh', 'wi', 'wj', 'wk', 'wl', 'wm', 'wn', 'wo', 'wp', 'wq', 'wr', 'ws', 'wt', 'wu', 'wv', 'ww', 'wx', 'wy', 'wz', 'xa', 'xb', 'xc', 'xd', 'xf', 'xg', 'xh', 'xi', 'xj', 'xk', 'xl', 'xm', 'xn', 'xo', 'xp', 'xq', 'xr', 'xs', 'xt', 'xu', 'xv', 'xw', 'xx', 'xy', 'xz', 'ya', 'yc', 'yd', 'ye', 'yf', 'yg', 'yh', 'yi', 'yj', 'yk', 'yl', 'ym', 'yn', 'yo', 'yp', 'yq', 'yr', 'ys', 'yt', 'yu', 'yv', 'yw', 'yx', 'yy', 'yz', 'za', 'zb', 'zc', 'zd', 'ze', 'zf', 'zg', 'zh', 'zi', 'zj', 'zk', 'zl', 'zm', 'zo', 'zp', 'zq', 'zs', 'zt', 'zu', 'zv', 'zw', 'zx', 'zy', 'zz']

[vlovann]

‘M gna mk u bnd n brk (t snt u 2 me wot wgs)

Sy a prr, bt lt th gd tms rll

N cs gd dsn’t shw

(Lt th gd tms rll)

(Lt th gd tms rll)

‘nd I wnt ths wrds 2 mk thngs rit

Bt t's th rngs tht mk th wrds cm 2 lf

"Wh dos he thnk he s?"

If tht's th wrst u'v gt

Bttr pt ur fngrs bk to th kes

1 nite ‘nd 1 mr tm

Thnks fr th mmrs

Evn tho thy wrn’t so grt

"He tsts lk u nly swtr”

1 nite, ya, ‘nd 1 mr tm

Thnks fr th mmrs

Thnks fr th mmrs

"Se, he tsts lk u nly swtr"

‘m lkng fwd 2 th futr

Bt my ysite is gng bd

‘nd ths crstl bll

T's lwys cldy xpt 4 (xpt 4)

Wn u lk n2 th pst (lk n2 th pst)

1 nite stnd (1 nite stnd off)

1 nite ‘nd 1 mr tm

Thnks fr th mmrs

Evn tho thy wrn’t so grt

"He tsts lk u nly swtr”

1 nite, ya, ‘nd 1 mr tm

Thnks fr th mmrs

Thnks fr th mmrs

"Se, he tsts lk u nly swtr"

I nly thnk n th frm of crnchg nmbrs

‘N htl rms, cllctng pg 6 lvrs

Gt me ot of my mnd, ‘nd gt u ot of thos clths

'M a lnr awy frm gttng u ‘nto th md, wo

1 nite ‘nd 1 mr tm

Thnks fr th mmrs

Evn tho thy wrn’t so grt

"He tsts lk u nly swtr”

1 nite, ya, ‘nd 1 mr tm

Thnks fr th mmrs

Thnks fr th mmrs

"Se, he tsts lk u nly swtr"

1 nite ‘nd 1 mr tm (1 mr nite, 1 mr tm)

Thnks fr th mmrs

Evn tho thy wrn’t so grt

"He tsts lk u nly swtr”

1 nite, ya, ‘nd 1 mr tm (1 mr nite, 1 mr tm)

Thnks fr th mmrs (fr th mmrs)

Thnks fr th mmrs (fr th mmrs)

"Se, he tsts lk u nly swtr"

[uwteam]

2 sierpnia 2024

◢ #unknownews ◣

Witam po urlopie i zapraszam do lektury najnowszego zestawienia subiektywnie najciekawszych treści, na które natrafiłem w mijającym tygodniu.

Stworzyłem wyszukiwarkę linków z archiwum unknowNews, która... akceptuje zapytania w języku naturalnym. Sprawdź!

1) Walka z zagrożeniami w firmie hostingowej - studium przypadku (film, 40m) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCvCCagy3NE INFO: Moje (Jakuba Mrugalskiego) wystąpienie z konferencji OhMyHack 2023, gdzie opowiadam o zabezpieczeniach i niektórych rozwiązaniach technicznych, jakie stosuję w swojej firmie hostingowej. Coś dla fanów Linuksa.

2) FRIEND - Twój nowy przyjaciel AI jest już prawie gotowy https://www.theverge.com/2024/7/30/24207029/friend-ai-companion-gadget INFO: Po "sukcesach" rozwiązań takich jak Rabbit R1 czy AI Pin od Humane, czas na kolejnego gracza na rynku - mowa o wisiorku FRIEND. Nie jest to urządzenie samodzielne, a pewnego rodzaju interfejs BT do aplikacji zainstalowanej w telefonie. Warto przeczytać i rzucić okiem na nagranie reklamowe. Teraz musimy tylko poczekać na recenzję od pewnego youtubera... MKBHD ;)

3) 80% deweloperów jest niezadowolonych z obecnej pracy https://shiftmag.dev/unhappy-developers-stack-overflow-survey-3896/ INFO: Według najnowszego badania Stack Overflow, większość deweloperów nie lubi swojej pracy. Co jest przyczyną takiego stanu rzeczy? Czy to efekt niezadowolenia z wynagrodzeń, presji czasowej, a może czegoś innego?

4) Dark Sky - mistrzostwo wizualizacji danych pogodowych? https://nightingaledvs.com/dark-sky-weather-data-viz/ INFO: Artykuł poświęcony jest nieistniejącej już aplikacji pogodowej Dark Sky. Autor analizuje, co sprawiało, że była ona tak wyjątkowa - od designu, który umożliwiał szybkie zrozumienie pogody, po wizualizację danych, która świetnie prezentowała informacje, aby pomóc użytkownikom w podejmowaniu decyzji związanych z pogodą. Rzuć okiem, aby zobaczyć, jak to niegdyś wyglądało.

5) Cykle Twojej produktywności - jak je wykorzystywać jako developer? https://alexsexton.com/blog/2014/1/the-productivity-cycle INFO: Wg autora Twoja dzienna produktywność podlega cyklicznym wahaniom i przypomina sinusoidę. Autor przedstawia swoje teorie na temat zdolności poznawczych i koncentracji, a także wpływu kofeiny na naszą produktywność. Dowiedz się, jak wykorzystać kofeinę do zwiększenia swojej produktywności i jak ważne są odpoczynek i regeneracja oraz kiedy podczas dnia warto je zaplanować.

6) Wyspa Null - czym jest to miejsce na mapie? https://stamen.com/the-many-lives-of-null-island/ INFO: Wyspa, o której mowa, to fikcyjne miejsce na oceanie, gdzie spotykają się równik i południk zerowy. Ma ona więc współrzędne "0,0", co sprawia, że w tym miejscu pojawiają się wszelkiego rodzaju błędne dane i artefakty spowodowane błędnymi współrzędnymi. Kartografowie niektórych map postanowili więc stworzyć "Null Island", która jest zmaterializowaną wersją tego 'glitcha'. Można to nazwać pewnego rodzaju easter eggiem kartograficznym.

7) Finanse Osobiste dla Inżynierów https://hybridhacker.email/p/personal-finance-for-engineers INFO: Autor, który sam popełnił wiele błędów finansowych w młodości, dzieli się swoimi doświadczeniami i radami na temat oszczędzania, inwestowania i zarządzania ryzykiem związanym z pieniędzmi. Garść porad dla mniej obeznanych w finansowym świecie ludzi z IT i nie tylko.

8) Nowoczesne alternatywy dla przestarzałych praktyk pinningu certyfikatów https://blog.cloudflare.com/why-certificate-pinning-is-outdated INFO: Pinning certyfikatów, który kiedyś był standardem bezpieczeństwa, teraz staje się przestarzałą praktyką. Cloudflare wyjaśnia, dlaczego ta technika podnoszenia bezpieczeństwa powoduje coraz więcej awarii oprogramowania, i przedstawia przy okazji nowoczesne alternatywy, które oferują ten sam lub podobny poziom bezpieczeństwa.

9) Jak Igrzyska Olimpijskie w Paryżu 2024 wpłynęły na ruch w Internecie https://blog.cloudflare.com/paris-2024-summer-olympics-impacted-internet-traffic INFO: Firma Cloudflare, jak zwykle po każdym globalnym wydarzeniu, przygotowała analizę tego, jak w jego trakcie wyglądał ruch internetowy. Kiedy internauci generowali najwięcej zapytań, kiedy łącza były zapchane i które dni z igrzysk cieszyły się największą popularnością? Na te i wiele innych pytań znajdziesz odpowiedź w raporcie.

10) Dziwne znaleziska odkryte podczas analizy... skórek WinAmpa https://jordaneldredge.com/notes/corrupted-skins/ INFO: Autor opisuje swoje fascynujące odkrycia podczas badania uszkodzonych skórek do programu Winamp, znalezionych w pewnym serwisie. W trakcie analizy natrafił na szereg zaskakujących plików, w tym zaszyfrowane dokumenty, osobiste zdjęcia, hasła e-mail, a nawet 56 nieznanych wcześniej skórek Winampa ukrytych wewnątrz innych skórek.

11) Cloudflare Images - super tani, czy przeraźliwie drogi storage? https://jpetazzo.github.io/2024/07/26/cloudflare-images-overcharge-billing/ INFO: Autor artykułu odkrył, że usługa Cloudflare Images nalicza mu znacznie wyższe opłaty niż oczekiwane. Ostatecznie zapłacił ponad 1000 dolarów za miesiąc wykorzystywania usługi CDN. Przeprowadził jednak dogłębną analizę, aby zrozumieć, co się stało i jak naprawdę działa metoda rozliczeń stosowana przez Cloudflare. Warto przeczytać, aby zrozumieć, jak to działa, zwłaszcza jeśli planujesz używać tej usługi do przetrzymywania grafik.

12) Jak alokują czas efektywne zespoły projektowe? https://cutlefish.substack.com/p/tbm-293-where-more-effective-product INFO: Artykuł opisuje, jak efektywne zespoły produktowe zarządzają swoim czasem i energią. Znajdziesz w nim również listę działań, na które skuteczne zespoły poświęcają więcej czasu (np. testowanie pomysłów, dokumentowanie kluczowych informacji itp.) oraz tych, na które przeznaczają go mniej. Warto rzucić okiem, zwłaszcza jeśli masz bezpośredni wpływ na wykorzystanie czasu w Twoim zespole.

13) Debugowanie kontenerów w 10 minut - Docker/Podman (film, 10m) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjItpXfzSQA&list=PLDGLj2o1C4ZikfnEiJCfKl4DrhQHPHyE8&index=2 INFO: Jeśli w Twoje ręce trafi obraz kontenera, do którego nie posiadasz źródeł ani nawet pliku Dockerfile, to jego debugowanie może być niezwykle skomplikowane. Ten film przedstawia kilka prostych sztuczek, które pomogą Ci przeanalizować, co znajduje się w takim kontenerze.

14) Jak używam Git Worktrees - inne podejście https://matklad.github.io/2024/07/25/git-worktrees.html INFO: Ciekawy artykuł o tym, jak autor wykorzystuje Git Worktrees do zarządzania swoimi projektami w sposób bardziej efektywny niż tylko jako zamiennik tradycyjnych gałęzi w repo. Dzięki jego podejściu może on jednocześnie wykonywać kilka czynności, takich jak kodowanie w jednym worktree, a np. uruchamianie testów na drugim. Sprytne rozwiązanie.

15) Uruchom macOS w Dockerze - prosta metoda https://github.com/sickcodes/Docker-OSX INFO: Dzięki aplikacji Docker-OSX możesz uruchomić macOS w kontenerze Docker z wydajnością bliską natywnej. Projekt ten umożliwia odpalanie aplikacji, a także współpracę z urządzeniami zewnętrznymi, takimi jak iPhone czy iPad. Możesz pracować zarówno w trybie tekstowym (jest wystawione SSH), jak i graficznym (VNC).

16) Dowiedz się więcej o działaniu sieci WiFi - kompendium wiedzy https://www.wiisfi.com/ INFO: Porządnie rozbudowany zbiór informacji na temat sieci WiFi 4/5/6/6E/7. Celem strony jest wyjaśnienie Ci, o co w tym wszystkim chodzi, na tyle, aby świadomie podjąć decyzję np. o ulepszeniu swojej sieci domowej.

17) Języki narzędziowe - szwajcarski scyzoryk programisty? https://www.hillelwayne.com/post/toolbox-languages/ INFO: Autor przedstawia koncepcję "języków narzędziowych" (toolbox languages), czyli języków programowania, które są szczególnie przydatne do rozwiązywania konkretnych problemów bez konieczności korzystania z zewnętrznych bibliotek. Omawia kilka mniej znanych języków, takich jak AutoHotKey, J, Frink, Raku i Picat, prezentując ich unikalne cechy i przykłady zastosowań.

18) Wpływ wpadki CrowdStrike na ruch lotniczy - analiza https://heavymeta.org/2024/07/28/crowdstrikes-impact-on-aviation.html INFO: Aktualizacja oprogramowania CrowdStrike spowodowała największy w historii przestój systemów IT. Prawdopodobnie najmocniej odczuła to branża lotnicza, ale jak duży naprawdę to był wpływ? W artykule znajdziesz analizę danych dotyczących Stanów Zjednoczonych.

19) GPT-5 - co o nim wiemi i czego możemy oczekiwać? https://lifearchitect.ai/gpt-5/ INFO: Artykuł przedstawia informacje i spekulacje dotyczące nadchodzącego modelu językowego GPT-5 od OpenAI. Omawia potencjalne możliwości i harmonogram rozwoju GPT-5, opierając się przy tym na wypowiedziach przedstawicieli OpenAI oraz na analizach ekspertów z branży AI.

20) Śledź skrajnie poważne zmiany na AWS - kompilacja zmian https://github.com/SummitRoute/aws_breaking_changes?tab=readme-ov-file INFO: To repozytorium agreguje wszystkie zmiany, jakie wprowadzono w chmurze AWS, które potencjalnie mogą rozwalić Twoją aplikację. Na liście znajdziesz usługi, które przestają lub przestały już istnieć, znaczne zmiany w API czy wysokie podwyżki cen usług. Zmiany możesz śledzić za pomocą udostępnionego kanału ATOM.

21) Analizator logów serwera Nginx https://github.com/facundoolano/ngtop INFO: ngtop to aplikacja CLI, która umożliwia generowanie statystyk liczby żądań z plików logów Nginxa. Można wyciągnąć listę najczęściej odwiedzanych podstron, domen, czy najczęściej używanych user-agentów. Dobre narzędzie do wyszukiwania, który element serwisu otrzymał najwięcej ruchu w wybranym przedziale czasu.

22) SearchGPT - OpenAI zadebiutuje na rynku wyszukiwarek? https://openai.com/index/searchgpt-prototype/ INFO: OpenAI testuje prototyp nowej funkcji wyszukiwania o nazwie SearchGPT, która łączy możliwości modeli AI z informacjami z internetu. Mówiąc wprost, jest to bezpośrednia konkurencja np. dla Perplexity.

23) RegreSSHion - o co chodziło w tej podatnosci? (film, 16m) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQrihQNCkJA INFO: Mateusz Chrobok wyjaśnia, na czym polegała ostatnia, głośna podatność w serwerze OpenSSH, jak działała i dlaczego otrzymała taką właśnie nazwę. Przy okazji, na koniec dzieli się też kilkoma podpowiedziami, jak można zabezpieczyć się przed tego typu atakiem, gdy natychmiastowa aktualizacja oprogramowania nie jest możliwa.

24) Maska v3 - biblioteka do definiowania masek do danych wejściowych https://beholdr.github.io/maska/v3/ INFO: Jak sprawić, aby użytkownik aplikacji podał kod pocztowy w oczekiwanym formacie albo aby cena produktu była formatowana w trakcie wpisywania w 'amerykańskim stylu' (grupowanie cyfr po 3 sztuki, przecinki rozdzielające i kropka jako separator dziesiętny)? Metod na to jest wiele, ale prawdopodobnie najprostsza z nich to użycie tej biblioteki. Biblioteka nie ma żadnych zależności i jest kompatybilna z każdym frameworkiem, jak i z czystym JS.

25) Ocena modeli językowych za pomocą... innych modeli https://cameronrwolfe.substack.com/p/llm-as-a-judge INFO: Artykuł omawia koncepcję "LLM-as-a-Judge", polegającą na wykorzystaniu dużych modeli językowych (LLM) do oceny jakości tekstu generowanego przez inne modele AI. Autor przedstawia historię rozwoju tej techniki, jej zalety i wady, a także omawia różne metody implementacji i optymalizacji tego podejścia.

26) Testy z użytkownikami przy ograniczonym budżecie? - trzy przypadki https://www.mindtheproduct.com/balancing-budget-for-user-testing-in-product-management-three-case-studies/ INFO: Jak przeprowadzić testy na użytkownikach, gdy mamy porządny, skromny i zerowy budżet na ich realizację? Autorka podkreśla, że nawet przy ograniczonych środkach można kreatywnie podejść do zbierania feedbacku od użytkowników. W artykule znajdziesz praktyczne wskazówki, jak i na kim można takie testy przeprowadzić. Jak się okazuje, wartościowe testy można zrealizować nawet bez przeznaczania na nie budżetu.

27) Nowe metody JavaScript Set https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/blog/javascript-set-methods/ INFO: W JavaScript wprowadzono nowe metody dla obiektów Set, które są dostępne w większości głównych silników przeglądarek. Autor przedstawia również podstawowe informacje o obiektach Set w JavaScript, wyjaśniając przy tym, do czego mogą Ci się one przydać.

28) Oficjalny raport po incydencie Falcona od CrowdStrike https://www.crowdstrike.com/falcon-content-update-remediation-and-guidance-hub/ INFO: CrowdStrike opublikował raport z incydentu, w którym aktualizacja oprogramowania Falcon spowodowała awarię systemu Windows w milionach komputerów. Przeczytaj u źródła, co naprawdę spowodowało awarie i jak firma zamierza przeciwdziałać takim wpadkom w przyszłości.

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29) Pytania z algorytmiki i struktur danych - przygotowanie do rozmowy o pracę https://uw7.org/un_c39c971aeea03 INFO: Zbiór ponad 100 pytań i zadań z zakresu struktur danych i algorytmów, często zadawanych podczas rozmów kwalifikacyjnych dla programistów. Pytania pogrupowane są na kilka kategorii tematycznych. Idealne dla tych, którzy chcą przygotować się do rozmów kwalifikacyjnych.