#bsd theor

[bungouchronicles]

Please don't let this age badly but Bram and Fyodor are totally gonna get shipped, right? I mean ancient enemies AND lovers anyone?!?

[ineedhelp-posts]

MY MIND IS FULL OF BSD SHOWING UP TO WORK WITH A LIPSTICK MARK ON THEOR CHEEK BC THEY FORGOT TO WIPE IT OFF (or maybe on purpose🤨🤨)

YES. ONE 100 PERCENT. 

OKAY SO LIKE IMMA DO THE ARMED DETECTIVE AGENCY (MINUS THE SIBLINGS BC I HATE THEM AND KYOUKA BC SHES JUST TOO PRECIOUS TO BE WITH THE OTHER INSANE PPL)

AND IF YOU WANT ANYONE ELSE REQUEST AGAIN BC I GOTCHU AND I'LL DEF WRITE ANOTHER THIS WAS FUN

Quick storytime: I went to a Comic Con as Dazai, and I saw a Nikolai and a Fyodor, so I went to go ask them for a picture, when CHUUYA CAME UP TO ME AND WE ALL GOT THE BEST PICTURE TOGETHER OMG I LOVE GOING TO CONS

"Soukoku real <3" -Chuuya cosplayer

ₓ˚. ୭ ˚○◦˚Bsd’s ADA showing up to work with lipstick on their cheek˚◦○˚ ୧ .˚ₓ ●・○Mentions of su!c!de(Dazai core), mentions of violence?  ●・○Fluff! And a lovely GN! Reader who wears lipstick and PULLS IT OFF UNLIKE ME-

-Atsushi is the type to not realize he had lipstick on his cheek, after saying his goodbyes to you in the morning, he went to work oblivious of it. That is, until someone pointed it out to him, and he blushed violently, y’know, like Tamaki!

You kissed him, and he happily made his way to work, only to see people staring at him, wondering what he did wrong. “What…? I-is something wrong?” He asked, nervously. “Ah..Well…your cheek.” Immediatley, his hand went to brush his cheek, only to find a pigmented mark only found from lipstick. He flushed a deep crimson, and had to go sit down to deal his his big boy emotions.

Yosano and Dazai kept it on purpose-- People need to know, y’know?

-Yosano kissed you goodbye as you walked out the door, and you kissed her. She was extremely happy to wave goodbye and smile at you, knowing you left a lipstick mark on her cheeks. She smirked, touching the precious mark. She went to work, grinning as people stared, mouths wide open, knowing exactly who left that mark. Kunikida wanted to scold her but didn’t for fear of her ability.

-Dazai kissed you and asked specially for a kiss on his cheek so lipstick would leave a mark on it. He happily showed up to work, albeit a bit late… but oh well. Kunikida barely wanted to talk about showing up late with that mark on his cheek. He grabbed Dazai by the collar and shook him violently and droned on and on about how ‘It’s improper to show up to work like that’ and blah blah blah, he didn’t care. He just wanted to tease others about it. You were the one thing worth living for in his opinion, and he’d live just for you. Unless…double suicide?

Rampo knows, but doesn’t care. So what? People know you’re dating, or at least they will now. And if they dare to comment negatively, they must suffer the wrath of our favorite little snacker. 

When you placed the kiss on his cheek after handing him his daily snacks, he skipped to work happily, and went to go sit down. Yosano walked over, smirking and teasing him. “So~ Who’s the lucky person~?” He looked up at her, opened his eyes and beamed, holding his arms up happily, “Y/n!!!!” Later, Tanizaki came up to him, confused.. ”Hey, Rampo, you know that you have lip-” 

He glared at him, unhappy “Yeah. Y/N gave it to me when they packed my snacks this morning. Have a problem with it?”

“N-No sir!”

Kunikida won’t realize it initially, but then when he does, he has a mini mental breakdown because his face isn’t ideal. Ah, but he’ll leave it, because the shape of your lips are just so ideal to him.

“Oh, uh, K-Kunikida-san…You have a little..” *Motions to cheek*

“Hm? A what?” He touched his cheek, rubbing it gently and holding up a finger in front of him, mouth agape at the red mark on it. He flushed red, and after a brief yelling at/taking out his anger on people, he left it, smiling to himself and touching gently where the mark was every once in a while.

SORRY I HAVENT BEEN POSTING SCHOOL IS ALMOST OVER SO I GOTTA DO THIS LAST STRETCH, BUT ILL TRY TO POST MORE I PROMISE BABES

[hamliet]

(1)The first question that came to mind when reading your hypothesis about Naomi being an illusion was: Why would Junichiro create Naomi? One reason may be to create a source of human connection for himself. Though I would like to think of the Agency as a found family, the truth is, most of the members are emotionally distant toward each other.

(2) The second reason is to project his own wishes of self-betterment onto a separate entity. When Atsushi got kidnapped, Junichiro clearly wanted to push for a rescue mission, but seemed too timid to contradict his senpais who were reluctant to do so (Kunikida and Ranpo—I still haven’t forgiven them for that). Naomi, however, confidently announced bringing in Fukuzawa to prompt the Agency into saving Atsushi.

(3) In other words, Naomi possesses the self-assertion Junichiro wishes he had. Though I hesitate to call Naomi his ideal, since she herself is an imperfect person (I know the series frames her interactions with her brother as comedy, but to me they portray a double standard in sexual harassment).

(4) In addition, Naomi liberates Junichiro from idealistic concepts of morality and justice. Junichiro told Steinbeck he would “gladly burn this world to the ground” for Naomi, and threatened to kill the Black Lizard when they threatened his sister. In this way, he contrasts Kunikida, who according to @linkspooky, values ideals over people.

(5) However, if Naomi isn’t a real person, then what exactly is Junichiro protecting? Is the affection between them an illusion, a fantasy? What’s the difference between an ideal and a fantasy? I’m sorry, this was originally going to be an ask about the Tanizaki siblings’ parallels with Mori and Elise, but it instead turned into a ramble.—BSD Chat Anon

Hello!! I’m glad to see you back, firstly :P And I think that’s fair about the interactions. You’re also welcome to send more asks/rambles anytime! 

Interesting... well, according to that crack theory of mine, he does have a sister--it would just be Haruno. But it’s entirely possible Naomi is really his sister, maybe even likely--I just like the implications otherwise (and the removal of the incest thing lol). But if that were the case it’d be kind of tragic because he’d be focusing on an illusion to cope with the reality, yet the illusion also brings them together (Naomi is a friend to Haruno as well) and helps them both cope. 

Regardless, I think Tanizaki is protecting himself with his illusions in a lot of ways. He’s clinging to a childlike concept of a sibling relationship (regardless of whether it’s real or a replacement) and it could be keeping him from having to speak up or do the hard work that any relationship comes with. It both helps him cope and prohibits him from growing. He’s had enough build up that I just hope his focus is interesting and this would really intrigue me--his ability has so many possibilities! 

[bi-dazai]

Hey can someone tell the weird hetero fetishist side of the soukoku fandom that chuuya and dazai's height difference is 21cm and not 21inches lmfao

[one-hell-of-otaku-is-here]

15 tag game

Not tagging anyone in particular so yeah im aready kind of breaking rules again but whatever lol. Tagged by wonderful @lycoryllis one again ^^

1. Are you named after anyone?

Nope, my name was chosen by draw by my fathers ex collegues. If I was a boy I would be either called Thomas or by my father Peter and knowing him he would definitely choose his name so yeah

2. When was the last time you cried?

Eeh probably two weeks ago?? I had a pretty bad weekend back then

3. Do you have kids?

No

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Sometimes, it really depends on the people I’m around. Tbh I do not see myself to be a sarcastic person so I guess it depends on the situation. I think that if I use it then i tis mostly around my family and close friends. I do not open up to strangers or at school or in  public to people so it is only natural I would be less sarcastic

5. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

In general, I think I look at theor face firts then rest of the body. I do think I judge people based on theri first impression on me at least for a while before i get to know them better soo I am not immune to making prejuduces about them. I guess if someone were to look in my head they would want to have nothing to do with me lol I tend to judge the way they talk or what face expression they make biut mostly I judge their appearance. Sight I think that is also why I cant get boyfriend – I have a certain prefernces even in looks but those guys tend to be the worst or the y are gay or they are taken so yeah

6. What’s your eye color?

Grey blue – I was born with blue eyes but you know how they change during life – my dad has very strange color combinantions and I inhereted that from him I guess – in differnt light they may appear green, gray or even blue. All in all just know they are mostly greyish blue

7. Scary movie or happy ending?

I generally don’t like scary movies unless we are talking about surreal horor or psychological horror such as was anime and game Higurashi. I do not do well with gore but that series was waay more than that and so I did not mind. I think I do like happy endings over scary ones – I grew up on  fairytales and later as a teen on rom cons after all- but lately since I started to like thrillers and crimi series –and played  lots of games with that genre- I started to welcome bad endings too. It is fiction after all and sometimes some pretty shitty but well written bad ending can be waay better than happy ending / thats is why I was sad to learn everything turned out well in Clannad – the ending with Tomoya losing all was freaking sad but amazing and realistic af which I always appreciate

8. Any special talents?

I tend to think I am just average in everything I do. I am so jealous over anyone who has high IQ for example it feels like those guys just swim through life without any worries or care in the world whike I struggle here in academics. If they appear arrogant about it that is. Aside from itellegence I do not excel in other areas that much as well.

9. Where were you born?

In a very small country in Middle Europe – we are surrounded by countries such as Poland, Hungary and even Ukraine and Austria. I was born in second biggest city here but compared to rest of Europe we do not stand out that much. I leave our flag here so you can check it out. We have a beautiful mountains up in north for which we are well known for and our surrounding countries often visit them

10. What are your hobbies?

I like lots of things but not all of them can be called hobbies I do not engage in them that much. Those hobbies would be walking with my dog, swimming, cycling and dancing. Then there are my true hobbies – those include reading books, playing otomr or RPG games and as you all know anime and manga. I used to draw a lot too as a kid but I am not good and i tis not something I can do as I am nt patient enough. Then I also used to sing a lot with my grandpa. I think singing would have becomem my oassion and a career if I could actually sing, Musicv is also one of my true hobbies I love listening to my favourite bands and my favourite anime opening, endings or OSTs. Mazbe one day I decide to learn how to play guitar – my one and only attempt to enjoy music at its fullest – I have been playing wit that idea from time to time in the past but again I am too lazy to star anything new at this point.

11. Do you have any pets?

We have a dog bamed Ben he is 12 years old now ^^

12. What sports do you play/have you played?

I did swimming, soccer, netball and volleyball school during PE pnly which I kinda enjoyed. Indon’t play any particular sports or exercise

13. How tall are you?

Around 5’1 (156.5 cm) yes I am a smol bean too(>_<) – it is a still mystery to me how I could stop and did not grow at least that 0.5 cm

14. Favorite subject in school?

History, Art -bless my elemetary days the only days I had art classes in my life-, Literature and Social studies – and that mainly Psychology and Philosophy- if I did not decide I am not gonna listen to people problems as to avoid possibe depression-and trust me I was thinking about taking Psychology course a lot -even my dad told me I should- then I would. Also I loved talking about philosophers I think history gaves us a very inetresting ones but once again I did not see any point in talking Philosophy if I am not planning to become philospher myself ofc. I guess I only liked to learn about them – not to study and analyse them for the rest of my life.

15. Dream job?

My decision to take English language course was probably not the brightest idea but it was the only idea I had and could take at the time. I still have not freaking idea what to do with myself I am kind of still stuck at stalemate. The first step was to stalemate what I did not wanted to do, and I found I mostly crossed every option I considered – I have enough thought about acting as I used to do that as a kid and was quite good, but I have not further experience for more than 10 years. The one thing I always loved are books and I used to think I could live as a writer, but real-life situation is different isn’t it. Well, I have never thought about it much up until I discovered Japanese literature thanks to BSD and it I like a whole new world opened to me so now there is a tiny voice in my head telling me that that’s what I must do. I still have no idea what job I am gonna do once I have my degree but one thing is certain to me- one day I am gonna wake up from this slumber and write a book – not because I have to but because I want to.

If anyone should do this then: @pastel-sea-creature and @blackandwhitemusician Ily guys