#bsd theor

[bungouchronicles]

Please don't let this age badly but Bram and Fyodor are totally gonna get shipped, right? I mean ancient enemies AND lovers anyone?!?

[ineedhelp-posts]

MY MIND IS FULL OF BSD SHOWING UP TO WORK WITH A LIPSTICK MARK ON THEOR CHEEK BC THEY FORGOT TO WIPE IT OFF (or maybe on purpose🤨🤨)

YES. ONE 100 PERCENT. 

OKAY SO LIKE IMMA DO THE ARMED DETECTIVE AGENCY (MINUS THE SIBLINGS BC I HATE THEM AND KYOUKA BC SHES JUST TOO PRECIOUS TO BE WITH THE OTHER INSANE PPL)

AND IF YOU WANT ANYONE ELSE REQUEST AGAIN BC I GOTCHU AND I'LL DEF WRITE ANOTHER THIS WAS FUN

Quick storytime: I went to a Comic Con as Dazai, and I saw a Nikolai and a Fyodor, so I went to go ask them for a picture, when CHUUYA CAME UP TO ME AND WE ALL GOT THE BEST PICTURE TOGETHER OMG I LOVE GOING TO CONS

"Soukoku real <3" -Chuuya cosplayer

ₓ˚. ୭ ˚○◦˚Bsd’s ADA showing up to work with lipstick on their cheek˚◦○˚ ୧ .˚ₓ ●・○Mentions of su!c!de(Dazai core), mentions of violence?  ●・○Fluff! And a lovely GN! Reader who wears lipstick and PULLS IT OFF UNLIKE ME-

-Atsushi is the type to not realize he had lipstick on his cheek, after saying his goodbyes to you in the morning, he went to work oblivious of it. That is, until someone pointed it out to him, and he blushed violently, y’know, like Tamaki!

You kissed him, and he happily made his way to work, only to see people staring at him, wondering what he did wrong. “What…? I-is something wrong?” He asked, nervously. “Ah..Well…your cheek.” Immediatley, his hand went to brush his cheek, only to find a pigmented mark only found from lipstick. He flushed a deep crimson, and had to go sit down to deal his his big boy emotions.

Yosano and Dazai kept it on purpose-- People need to know, y’know?

-Yosano kissed you goodbye as you walked out the door, and you kissed her. She was extremely happy to wave goodbye and smile at you, knowing you left a lipstick mark on her cheeks. She smirked, touching the precious mark. She went to work, grinning as people stared, mouths wide open, knowing exactly who left that mark. Kunikida wanted to scold her but didn’t for fear of her ability.

-Dazai kissed you and asked specially for a kiss on his cheek so lipstick would leave a mark on it. He happily showed up to work, albeit a bit late… but oh well. Kunikida barely wanted to talk about showing up late with that mark on his cheek. He grabbed Dazai by the collar and shook him violently and droned on and on about how ‘It’s improper to show up to work like that’ and blah blah blah, he didn’t care. He just wanted to tease others about it. You were the one thing worth living for in his opinion, and he’d live just for you. Unless…double suicide?

Rampo knows, but doesn’t care. So what? People know you’re dating, or at least they will now. And if they dare to comment negatively, they must suffer the wrath of our favorite little snacker. 

When you placed the kiss on his cheek after handing him his daily snacks, he skipped to work happily, and went to go sit down. Yosano walked over, smirking and teasing him. “So~ Who’s the lucky person~?” He looked up at her, opened his eyes and beamed, holding his arms up happily, “Y/n!!!!” Later, Tanizaki came up to him, confused.. ”Hey, Rampo, you know that you have lip-” 

He glared at him, unhappy “Yeah. Y/N gave it to me when they packed my snacks this morning. Have a problem with it?”

“N-No sir!”

Kunikida won’t realize it initially, but then when he does, he has a mini mental breakdown because his face isn’t ideal. Ah, but he’ll leave it, because the shape of your lips are just so ideal to him.

“Oh, uh, K-Kunikida-san…You have a little..” *Motions to cheek*

“Hm? A what?” He touched his cheek, rubbing it gently and holding up a finger in front of him, mouth agape at the red mark on it. He flushed red, and after a brief yelling at/taking out his anger on people, he left it, smiling to himself and touching gently where the mark was every once in a while.

SORRY I HAVENT BEEN POSTING SCHOOL IS ALMOST OVER SO I GOTTA DO THIS LAST STRETCH, BUT ILL TRY TO POST MORE I PROMISE BABES

[hamliet]

(1)The first question that came to mind when reading your hypothesis about Naomi being an illusion was: Why would Junichiro create Naomi? One reason may be to create a source of human connection for himself. Though I would like to think of the Agency as a found family, the truth is, most of the members are emotionally distant toward each other.

(2) The second reason is to project his own wishes of self-betterment onto a separate entity. When Atsushi got kidnapped, Junichiro clearly wanted to push for a rescue mission, but seemed too timid to contradict his senpais who were reluctant to do so (Kunikida and Ranpo—I still haven’t forgiven them for that). Naomi, however, confidently announced bringing in Fukuzawa to prompt the Agency into saving Atsushi.

(3) In other words, Naomi possesses the self-assertion Junichiro wishes he had. Though I hesitate to call Naomi his ideal, since she herself is an imperfect person (I know the series frames her interactions with her brother as comedy, but to me they portray a double standard in sexual harassment).

(4) In addition, Naomi liberates Junichiro from idealistic concepts of morality and justice. Junichiro told Steinbeck he would “gladly burn this world to the ground” for Naomi, and threatened to kill the Black Lizard when they threatened his sister. In this way, he contrasts Kunikida, who according to @linkspooky, values ideals over people.

(5) However, if Naomi isn’t a real person, then what exactly is Junichiro protecting? Is the affection between them an illusion, a fantasy? What’s the difference between an ideal and a fantasy? I’m sorry, this was originally going to be an ask about the Tanizaki siblings’ parallels with Mori and Elise, but it instead turned into a ramble.—BSD Chat Anon

Hello!! I’m glad to see you back, firstly :P And I think that’s fair about the interactions. You’re also welcome to send more asks/rambles anytime! 

Interesting... well, according to that crack theory of mine, he does have a sister--it would just be Haruno. But it’s entirely possible Naomi is really his sister, maybe even likely--I just like the implications otherwise (and the removal of the incest thing lol). But if that were the case it’d be kind of tragic because he’d be focusing on an illusion to cope with the reality, yet the illusion also brings them together (Naomi is a friend to Haruno as well) and helps them both cope. 

Regardless, I think Tanizaki is protecting himself with his illusions in a lot of ways. He’s clinging to a childlike concept of a sibling relationship (regardless of whether it’s real or a replacement) and it could be keeping him from having to speak up or do the hard work that any relationship comes with. It both helps him cope and prohibits him from growing. He’s had enough build up that I just hope his focus is interesting and this would really intrigue me--his ability has so many possibilities! 

[bi-dazai]

Hey can someone tell the weird hetero fetishist side of the soukoku fandom that chuuya and dazai's height difference is 21cm and not 21inches lmfao