#brymox

[ghostly-fulcrum]

Saw this discussion n it made me think of them lmao 🤷🏻‍♀️

Bonus

[sonnykissed]

a gift from a dear friend 💗

going right next to the only two boxed WWE figs I have. guess who it is?

brymox4ever

[valkyrie-night-103]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

of all the Extremely Dumb things found in my high school notebooks, i think that

one of them keeps rescuing strays, the other is the vet who keeps having to kindly tell them that, no, that's not a dog you brought a fucking coyote into my office and no i don't know why it's snuggling you either, but it's like the eighth time this month, and last time it was a bobcat, do you contain any self preservation at all, i don't care if it fetches foxes are wild animals put it back

is my favorite and should be expanded upon.

consider: extremely tired vet bryan and snow white trash mox

[elitehoe]

BIG JEFF COBB BOOKED FOR DYNAMITE OH BROTHER IM ERECT

[faggotmox]

tonight bussy died & brymox match lacked rip me

[bang-bang-gang]

9 for the wrapped ask game!

choke by bones uk! this has been my go to mox blorbo theme since he betrayed bryan </3 in my head lives a fantastic brymox amv set to this song

[faggotmox]

"i think they explored each others bodies" no shit, im watchin them do it right now!!

[seth-franklin-rollins]

im indulging with the shipping headcanons cause your brain is Great

sfw: 11, 12, 13 for the shield boys

nsfw: 8, 9 for brymox

I MISSED THIS SOMEHOW?????

SFW (shield):

11. Baths or showers? Together or separate? Any bubbles or bubble fights?

hehehehe

baths are treats. for physical and/or emotional recovery and restoration. they may not always get in with whoever needs one, but they'll wash them/rub their sore muscles. showers are much more common, and whenever there's room for all three of them in a hotel shower, they make use of it

12. Can they stand silence? Who talks the most? Who talks the least?

yeah, it's comfortable. peaceful. toss-up between seth or dean talking the most, but roman almost certainly talks the least. dean makes random noises a lot but it's not out of anxiety about silence or anything. it's sort of part of the silence, really. this changes significantly post-chairshot

13. Who stays up late? Who sleeps the most? Does the other have to force them to sleep/wake up?

dean will stay up too late for his own good if left to his own devices. seth will stay up too late in his own head/working. roman lays down when he's ready to sleep and is out in three minutes.

i think dean is difficult for them to wake up/needs a lot of processing time for his brain to catch up to his body. seth is a cunt about it, but he can wake up and get going pretty quickly. roman wakes up before his alarm on the regular.

NSFW (brymox) (fuck you):

8. Favourite erogenous zones?

i mean... neck. along the ear, around to the back of the neck

mox's shoulders

also bryan's lower back. idk exactly why but.... yeah

9. Quickest turn ons? Immediate turn offs?

i think when the two of them get to be completely alone with each other they fall apart pretty quick. i'm not sure if it would be quicker with them talking to each other all intimate, or saying absolutely nothing at all

mox having a legitimately shitty attitude about things and not even trying to cope makes bryan shut down. no tolerance for that

bryan pushing an issue over the line, going too far when he's being preachy or lecturing, refusing to let something go. that makes mox wanna stab something in his own ear

[wammbam]

the nice quality video of brymox revolution '22 was Deleted and now i have to deal with 8 bit stream quality and OW

[blackpoolcombatwriter]

Mox! Oh we could get BryMox final.

[ijustthinkevilunoisneat]

Fun fact: Uno's last singles opponent on Dynamite was Bryan for those Brymox shippers or whatever the ship is called

[minacoleta]

AEW needs to hire me to make them BCC merch bc it should all look like a gay bathhouse poster

[sonnykissed]

They always rely on BryMox to save the company in times of darkness, saluting my status as a bccgay4life

[nagdabbit]

built to last

words: 1.4k

rating: gen, it's fluffy as shit

so the other night i was high off my ass and was like, tell me something silly to write cuz im in the mood to accept prompts, and @sarahcakes613 was like,

and then I vomited this out into existence, fell asleep, woke up and forgot it for several days. so, uh. here? have some stupid fluff?

(also on ao3)

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He woke to the sharp smack of jeans against his forehead and a sharp, demanding, "What the fuck, Bry?"

"What the fuck what?" he muttered, rubbing the sleep from his eyes. It was still dark out, just a little light shining in from the house next to his own. Everything was still drenched in shadow, but Mox made himself seen.

Mox was standing over him in nothing but his t-shirt and boxers, wide eyed and a little frantic, jeans in hand. His shirt was a little wrinkled from a night on the floor, neck stretched a little from where Bryan had wrenched at it, showing off a few bite marks across his clavicle. 

He waved a frantic hand back behind him, "That, Bryan! What the fuck is that out there?!"

His living room? His kitchen? He couldn't think of anything he owned that would leave Mox looking any kind of spooked. Not really, not like that. "I have absolutely no idea."

He kicked the mattress and gestured again, this time toward the window set into the wall. Toward the house next door, and the dock and the lake outside.

"Oh, that's—"

"That's fuckin' water, Bryan," Mox snapped, and gave him another smack with his jeans. "We are on a boat—Bryan, you put me on a fucking boat."

He lifted an eyebrow. "And let me guess, you don't li—"

"I fuckin' hate boats, Bryan. I hate them. They're dangerous fuckin' deathtraps," he snapped, pacing across the room. "I hate boats."

Bryan rolled his eyes and sat up. "You don't say."

"Oh, don't be cute. You said—you said we were going back to your new house," Mox grumbled and threw himself back down onto the bed, wrestling his jeans on. 

"This is a house."

"Bryan this is a—floaty fucking—it's a death trap is what it is. You can put a stove and couch in it, it's still gonna sink," he insisted, continuing to struggle. "Fuckin' tricked me, you goddamn scruffy fuckin' dickhead, I never woulda gone home wit' you if you'd said you bought a fuckin' houseboat." 

"I did say, but you might not have heard me. Little hard to speak when you're trying to lick my tonsils," Bryan muttered rolling his eyes. He stretched a little, pushing back the warm covers.

"Oh, bullshit, you didn't say anythin' about this," he muttered, beginning the process of looking for his socks. 

"You didn't see the dock last night?" he asked, dryly, and crawled forward so he could drape himself across Mox's back. "The water? The boats?"

"I was half asleep and following my dick, 'course I didn't notice." Mox tried to shrug him off, but Bryan just latched on tighter. "You tricked me."

"It's not a trick if I don't know there's a problem. I just wanted to bring you home with me," Bryan promised, scratching his nails lightly across Mox's chest. "C'mon, go back to sleep."

Mox sputtered and gave another violent shrug, but Bryan fought to hold on. "No, why the fuck would I sleep on a boat?!" he demanded, voice a little strangled. "You can't fuckin' swim if you're sleeping."

Bryan wanted to laugh, but he didn't really think that would actually help, not when it was likely to end with him being single. And, for some reason, he kinda loved the man. Just a little. Not that he'd actually said yet, not out loud. So he soothed a palm up Mox's chest, trying to be comforting.

"Calm down, I promise we're safe. Okay? Just let me get a little more sleep. It's early and we don't fly out until the afternoon." He pulled gently, urging Mox to fall back into bed with him. "I promise, if there were any problems, I'd never have brought you. We'll be okay for a few more hours."

"I don't care, it's a boat and I'll get seasick from this rickety fuck—"

"Jon, shut the fuck up for thirty seconds," Bryan grumbled, and pressed a hand to Mox's frantically running mouth. "Take a deep breath, calm down, and then take a moment to notice that we aren't rocking."

He made an indignant sound beneath Bryan's hand, but did as he was told. He was good at that, most of the time. 

"These things are extremely heavy, and have a low center of gravity that keeps them steady. You're not gonna get seasick, unless you work yourself into a panic," he promised, resting his chin on Mox's shoulder. "The most common problem these things have is the sewer line getting messed up, not sinking. Or having to hire a diver to go get something you dropped off the side."

Mox pushed his hand away, "But it can still—"

"A lot of things can happen," he reminded Mox. Bryan didn't think getting specific by reminding him that planes could crash was a good idea, not when they were going to fly out in a few more hours, so he kept it vague. "Just because it can doesn't mean it will. And if this then ever does sink, we'll have plenty of warning and we'll be able to get to the dock before our feet even get wet."

"And it could sink when we're asleep and then we're just s-o-fuckin'-l," Mox added, but he wasn't as tense as he had been. 

"For a man who keeps callin' me a boy scout, you really don't have a lot of faith in me," Bryan admonished, but softened it with a kiss to his shoulder. "I have an alarm. If anything changes, that thing'll go off. And I promise it's loud enough to wake us."

Mox made a skeptical little noise, but didn't immediately argue.

"I had them install flashing lights, too." It was strange how much negotiation was involved in getting Mox to relax. "It's just as safe as any other house."

"Stop making this all sound so fuckin' reasonable," Mox grumbled, and let Bryan wrestle him back down into bed. "I hate boats."

"You've made that very clear, babe, but it's a little hard to find a new house at four in the morning."

Mox scoffed and let himself be manhandled up the bed. "Don't sell your fuckin' boat, Bry."

He rolled his eyes and dropped his weight down onto Mox's chest, just to keep him from running off again. Definitely not because that was his favorite place to sleep, legs parted over Mox's hips. "Can't bring you home if you're just gonna panic yourself into a tizzy every time you're here."

"But—"

"But nothing, it's not worth it if you're gonna freak out." And it really wasn't. Being in love was stupid, like that.

Mox groaned and kicked one of his heels against the mattress. "I don't have to come here."

"Then what's the point of having this place?" Bryan asked, before he could think better of it. "I don't need it if I just want to be wherever you are."

Beneath him, Mox went still and quiet. 

He went still when he had realizations. Froze up as his entire world view changed and adjusted and righted itself in his head. Like a reset button, or something. It would have been funny if it wasn't so important.

But then he went lax beneath Bryan's weight. Heavy hands settled low on Bryan's back, dangerously low. "I guess I could get used to it," he murmured.

And that was—well, that was as good a declaration as Bryan had ever heard. "Yeah?"

"Yeah. If you're sure, then I guess I can be, too." He smoothed a palm down to give Bryan's ass a squeeze, "'Sides, I bet we could actually rock this thing if we tried hard enough."

He laughed, finally, relaxing into Mox's hands. "I think sinking wasn't the part you needed to worry about anyway."

Mox made an inquisitive sound, hands still kneading Bryan's ass.

"The neighbors definitely heard us last night."

Mox froze. For a few long seconds, he didn't even breathe. 

And then he shoved Bryan off and away, letting him bounce unceremoniously onto the mattress. "Nope, I was right, this is awful and you gotta sell it," he grumbled and resumed his search for his clothes. He muttered under his breath as he went, all manner of plans and ideas. A ranch, far from the city, with room for a couple more dogs and no neighbors for miles. A cabin deep in the woods, where they wouldn't be disturbed. 

A little place in the suburbs, with a patio and a yard and room for—with plenty of room.

And Bryan didn't think he'd ever been so happy. He laid back and watched Mox throw his little fit, laughing all the while. 

[barbedwirebitch]

give me what i came for! violence!

ohhh buy my shit, you mark!

[elitehoe]

Jon Moxley vs Bryan Danielson at Revolution