#bryce: damn nobody want u fr

[actualbird]

have you gotten far with the lost gold dlc yet? replaying it makes me laugh so hard akdsf tell me this isn't the funniest event i just love nxx squabbles

ive gotten far-ish (in the mountain area now)!! but im taking it slow replaying since the dlc is gonna be here permanently so i no longer have the original "holy fuck i gotta finish this as SOON AS POSSIBLE" manic energy from last year HAHA

but abSOLUTELY replaying is a delight!! lost gold is my top fave tot event thus far, so well written so full of juicy character moments and so full of the funniest fucking things ever jHVJHDSFS

one bit that got way funnier to me playing it the 2nd time was this moment where bryce roasts marius for his lack of romantic-partner-pulling prowess

like, believe u me, this was funny the first time around

but the second time around---aka knowing that bryce was nuts and then tries to fucking kill marius later on---made me wonder oh huh at this point theres a non-zero percent chance that bryce already is suspicious/wary of marius (and mc) and is thus ready to Dispatch Him.

which means that bryce---probably already intending on stabbing marius later on---decided to emphasize to marius while he was still unstabbed that hes absolutely BITCHLESS

i love lost gold so, so much