#brownie-69

[brownie-69]

Buy her a butt plug for her birthday.

[wandafiction]

Just Us - Series List

Y/n is a multimillionaire. Wanda Maximoff is a divorced mum of two twin boys who is trying her best. What happens when their paths cross at a club and Y/n takes Wanda home for the night?

Warnings: This story is an 18+ read, Minors DNI, contains talks and description of Death, Accidents, Injury, Child Loss, Abuse (Physical and Emotional), Anxiety, Panic Attacks, Suggestive themes, Smut (Each Chapter With Themes Explained), Angst (Lots of It), And Some Fluff Thrown in because I felt bad. Top Reader, Bottom Wanda

Each chapter will come with their own warnings.

This is a story that I have put up on my Wattpad and my Ao3 and thought I would share it here for more of you wonderful people. I do hope you enjoy this read. There will be mistakes here and there and maybe some incorrect translations.

So this is an AU story with the MCU characters. So the ages and story lines with be changed and different from that in the movies. 

I will right some history for each character as the story progresses just so ages and other things make sense. 

All the Character's in this are played by their respective actors and certain aspects of the MCU have been added in. But once again its not going to be an alternative marvel story it is a completely different universe. 

I don't own any if the MCU characters.

Master List

Chapter List

Chapter 1 - Yours or Mine

Chapter 2 18+ - First Time

Chapter 3 - How Much

Chapter 4 18+ - Beautiful

Chapter 5 - Accent

Chapter 6 - The Twins

Chapter 7 - Just Add 8

Chapter 8 - Panic Attack

Chapter 9 - Sounds Like A date

Chapter 10 - Happy Tears

Chapter 11 - Twenty Percent

Chapter 12 - Favourite Colour

Chapter 13 - Ex-husbands Clothes

Chapter 14 18+ - Trust is Not Like Candy

Chapter 15 - Morning Bliss

Chapter 16 - Sisterly Advice

Chapter 17 - Lunch Date

Chapter 18 - Not By Blood, By Choice

Chapter 19 18+ - Frozen Peas

Chapter 20 - Scarlet Witch

Chapter 21 - Iron Man

Chapter 22 18+ - Love Language

Chapter 23 - The Friends

Chapter 24 - Hela's Kitchen

Chapter 25 - The Question

Chapter 26 - From Second To First

Chapter 27 - Mr Blue Sky

Chapter 28 - Protective Friend

Chapter 29 - It's Real To Me

Chapter 30 - Pile On

Chapter 31 18+ - Water Fight

Chapter 32 - Head Scratches

Chapter 33 - Billy's Discovery

Chapter 34 - Superhero Trio

Chapter 35 - Pancakes and L Bombs.

Chapter 36 - 10 Out Of 10 Dive

Chapter 37 - Tickle Monster

Chapter 38 - Sarah Stark

Chapter 39 - Love Persevering

Chapter 40 - First Meeting

Chapter 41 - Hear, Listen, Take It In

Chapter 42 - Touch

Chapter 43 - Mockingbird

Chapter 44 - Family

Chapter 45 - Search Party

Chapter 46 - Bowl Of Popcorn

Chapter 47 - Pet Names

Chapter 48 18+ - Trying Something New

Chapter 49 - French Braids

Chapter 50 - Not Taking Advantage

Chapter 51 - To Understand Someone

Chapter 52 - The Row

Chapter 53 18+ - I Need You

Chapter 54 - Your Flaws Are Your Strengths

Chapter 55 18+ - Jealousy

Chapter 56 - I Can't Be Here

Chapter 57 - Stephanie Grace Turner

Chapter 58 - Zak The Waiter

Chapter 59 18+ - Declarations

Chapter 60 - Clingy

Chapter 61 - Triple Chocolate Brownies

Chapter 62 - Watch Me

Chapter 63 - Grown-Up Conversations

Chapter 64 - A+

Chapter 65 18+ - Dynamic

Chapter 66 - You Don't Get It

Chapter 67 - Conditioned

Chapter 68 - Selachimorpha

Chapter 69 - Beed Stroganoff

Chapter 70 - Ruby-Throated Hummingbird

Chapter 71 - Realisations

Chapter 72 - Princess

Chapter 73 - The Talk

Chapter 74 - Black Widow

Chapter 75 - Can I Join You

Chapter 76 - Люли, люли, люленьки

Chapter 77 - Moose

Chapter 78 - Aurora Borealis

Chapter 79 - Calgary

Chapter 80 18+ - Mirror

Chapter 81 - Massage and Important Conversations

Chapter 82 - Banff

Chapter 83 - Strawberries

Chapter 84 - Bayushki Bayu

Chapter 85 - Cookies

Chapter 86 18+ - Control

Chapter 87 - Hyper Puppy

Chapter 88 - Treehouse

Chapter 89 - 312

Chapter 90 - Forgiveness

Chapter 91 18+ - Always Feel Good

Chapter 92 - Your Third Love

Chapter 93 18+ - Daddy

Chapter 94 - Home

Chapter 95 - Stalker

Chapter 96 - Can't Catch A Break

Chapter 97 18+ - Mile High Club

Chapter 98 - Happy

Chapter 99 - Halloween

Chapter 100 - What's In The Box?

Chapter 101 - Hired

Chapter 102 - I've Got You

Chapter 103 - Missed Morning Message

Chapter 104 - Someone I Would Like You To Meet

Chapter 105 - Sis

Chapter 106 - Soulmates

Chapter 107 - Eleos

Chapter 108 - I Called Her Mom

Chapter 109 - Suka

Chapter 110 - How Have I Made It Worse?

Chapter 111 - What Scares You?

Chapter 112 - I Thought I Was Helping

Chapter 113 - What If They Leave?

Chapter 114 - Yelena!

Chapter 115 - Puppy In Training

Chapter 116 - Your Wish Is My Command

Chapter 117 - Morning Sex

Chapter 118 - Safe

Chapter 119 - Work On Yourself

Chapter 120 - Happy Thanksgiving

Chapter 121 - I Hate This

Chapter 122 - To Be A Deer

Chapter 123 - Is Love Enough?

Chapter 124 - Let's Go Out Out

Chapter 125 - Feeling Of Rejection

Chapter 126 - You Should Hate Me

Chapter 127 - You Ready?

Chapter 128 - Pietro

Chapter 129 - Questions And Opinions

Chapter 130 - What Are You Up To?

Chapter 131 - When Pigs Fly

Chapter 132 - Science Lesson

[seireiteihellbutterfly]

Sundae Tropes - Masterlist 🍨

You guys amazed me! Like look at this beautiful masterlist! You guys did that! Thank you for sending in all your delicious requests and making this event such a success.

All the requests were run through a random number generator and will be written in the order below.

I will be tagging the person that requested the sundae on the one-shot when it is posted, unless you have requested it privately, in which case I'll DM you.

Please remember to like and reblog the works being written here. Engagement and interaction is what keeps the writers community going!

Original Sundae Menu

Now onto the lineup:

Cookies And Cream With Sprinkles And Brownie Bits With Kensei And Shuhei = Marriage Pact + Threesome + 69 - posted!

Coffee Waffle Cone #3 With Megumi = Friends To Lovers + “Don’t You Dare Walk Away Right Now!” - posted!

Birthday Cake With Strawberries And Chocolate Chips With Toji = Amnesia/Mistaken Identity + Passionate/Romantic Sex, Emotional Bond + Lotus Position - posted

Peanut Butter With M&Ms And Chocolate-Covered Pretzels With Ichigo = Secret Billionaire+Virginity Loss, Soft Sex, Sweet Talking+Missionary

Coffee With Whipped Cream And Banana With Kenpachi = Friends To Lovers + Creampie/Breeding Kink + Missionary + Doggystyle

Cherry Flavor With Strawberry Toppings And Banana With Suguru Geto = Hometown/Reunion Love + Passionate/Romantic Sex, Emotional Bond + Doggystyle

Cookies & Cream Ice Cream, With Maraschino Cherries And Chocolate-Covered Pretzels Izuru Kira = Marriage Pact + Praise Kink, Lingerie, Blowjob +Missionary

Strawberry With Whipped Cream And Banana With Aizen = Enemies To Lovers+Creampie, Breeding Kink+Doggystyle

Vanilla Whipped Cream And Banana With Kensei = High School Sweethearts +  Creampie, Breeding Kink + Doggystyle

Strawberry With Whipped Cream And Chocolate Covered Pretzels For Aizen = Enemies To Lovers + Creampie, Breeding Kink+ Missionary

Birthday Cake With Strawberries And Chocolate With Gojo = Amnesia/Mistaken Identity + Passionate/Romantic Sex, Emotional Bond + Lotus Position

Vanilla + Strawberries And Chocolate Covered Pretzel With Dear Kento-Kun = High School Sweethearts + Passionate/Romantic Sex, Emotional Bond + Missionary

Can I Get A Mint Chocolate Chip Waffle Cone #5 With Ukitake = Soulmates + "I Trust You With All Of My Heart."

Cherry With M&Ms And Chocolate Chips With Nanami = Return To Hometown/Reunion Love + Virginity Loss, Soft Sex, Sweet Talking + Lotus Position

Butterscotch With M&M's For Kenpachi = Forced Proximity + Virginity Loss, Soft Sex, Sweet Talking

Fudge With Whipped Cream And Caramel With Nanami = Captor/Captive + Creampie, Breeding Kink + Thirst Position

Butter Pecan With Whipped Cream And Nutella! (Gojo + Geto) = Love Triangle + Creampie, Breeding Kink + Butterfly Position

Hurt/Comfort-Themed Cherry Waffle Cone Number Two With Hirako Shinji = Return To Hometown/Reunion Love + “Don’t You Dare Walk Away Right Now!”

Fudge Kitkat Banana Ice Cream With Gin = Captor/Captive + Exhibitionism, Dirty Talk, Hair Pulling + Doggystyle

Peanut Butter Waffle Cone #7 For Kiyotaka Ijicjhi = Secret Billionaire + “Do You Want My Jacket?”

Mint Chocolate Chip With Strawberry And Chocolate Chips With Higuruma = Soul Mates + Passionate/Romantic Sex, Emotional Bond + Lotus Position

Cherry Waffle Cone #12 With Mr. Nanami Kento = Return To Hometown/Reunion Love+“Of Course I Know The Way You Like Your Coffee.”

Peanut Butter With Whipped Cream And Chocolate Covered Pretzels With Nanami = Secret Billionaire + Creampie, Breeding Kink + Missionary

Butter Pecan With Maraschino Cherries And Brownie Bits With Kusakabe And Utahime = Love Triangle + Praise Kink, Lingerie, Blowjob + 69

Strawberry Kitkat With Grimmjow = Enemies To Lovers + Exhibitionism, Dirty Talk, Hair Pulling

Coffee Flavor On Waffle Cone #16 With Higuruma = Friends To Lovers + "I Never Believed In Love At First Sight Before I Met You

Coffee With Crushed Oreos And Gummy Bears With Gojo = Friends To Lovers+Clit Spanking, Nipple Play, Bondage+Facesitting

Cookie Dough + Marshmallows And Reese's Pieces + Kusakabe = Strangers In A Foreign City + Teasing, Edging, Toys + Cowgirl

Rocky Road With Strawberries And Chocolate Covered Pretzels With Toshiro = Teacher/Student + Passionate/Romantic Sex, Emotional Bond + Missionary

Cotton Candy / Whipped Cream / Nutella With A Side Of Nanami = Secret Admirer+Creampie, Breeding Kink+Butterfly Position

Cotton Candy+ Strawberries With Nanami = Secret Admirer+ Passionate/Romantic Sex, Emotional Bond

Mint Chocolate Chip Waffle Cone #5 With Higuruma = Soul Mates + "I Trust You With All Of My Heart."

Rocky Road, M&M's, And Chocolate Chips With Byakuya = Teacher/Student+Virginity Loss, Soft Sex, Sweet Talking+Lotus Position

Chocolate Flavor With Maraschino Cherries With Sum Chocolate Chips On The Side For Higuruma = Boss/Secretary + Praise Kink, Lingerie, Blowjob + Lotus Position

Cookies And Cream With Crushed Oreos And Bananas With Nanami = Marriage Pact + Clit Spanking, Nipple Play, Bondage + Doggystyle

Shuhei Hisagi X Reader Cookies And Cream - Marriage Pact Strawberries - Passionate/Romantic Sex / Emotional Bond  Chocolate-Covered Pretzels - Missionary

Coffee, With Whipped Cream, And Chocolate Covered Pretzels With Gin Ichimaru = Friends To Lovers + Creampie, Breeding Kink + Missionary

Chocolate, Kitkat And Banana With Geto = Boss/Secretary + Exhibitionism, Dirty Talk, Hair Pulling + Doggystyle

Mint Chocolate Chip And M&Ms With Aizen = Soulmates + Virginity Loss, Soft Sex, Sweet Talking

Vanilla With Whipped Cream And Chocolate Covered Pretzels With Nanami Kento = High School Sweethearts + Creampie, Breeding Kink + Missionary

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@that-goth-bisexual @hunnie-lily, @bleach-your-panties

@bleachbrainrotbro @kr0wu @stygianoir @kenpachisbrat

@lees-chaotic-brain @actuallysaiyan @hellkaiserinphoenix

@whatshernameis @macchiato-dreaming22 @connorsui

@sitarawrites @j-u-u-z-o @jadedjane @stressed-cryptid

@akatsuki031 @kryptoniteforsale @estarlias

@illusionaryennui @vickkysthings @darkstarlight82

@dreaming-about-seireitei @buttercupbitches @the-eternal-sunflower

All dividers by @/ cafe kitsune Banner by @actuallysaiyan

[lettersfromthewindmill]

Update on illustrations for The Cadence of Part Time Poets by @motswolo

Lots of little ones for various chapters...

Chapter 52 - the book that gives Sirius the idea for a prank.. this is (I think) the right cover for the time in the UK 😬

Chapter 3 of the B-Sides - Euphemia's spices and James' army men

Chapter 68 - the retro phone I feel Lyall would probably have at his house. Remus uses it to call James before he's distracted...

Chapter 69 - the records Remus buys Sirius on their way to Potter Cottage.

Chapter 70 - little croquet set

Chapter 73 - the new record shop in town and the records...

Chapter 74 - the notes they didn't write to each other. I apparently cannot do a wide variety of handwriting so 🤷🏻‍♀️

Chapter 76 - broken beakers in the science lab

Chapter 81 - the suspect brownies

[brownie-69]

Kitchen uniform.

[twipsai]

what if @askamnesiamoonjumper had tumblr that would be kinda funny

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🎆mjs-hideout Follow

I believe I have... over 2000 asks now? Apologies for the delay, I'll try to get to the (actually interesting..) ones soon!

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Anonymous asked: wait, your brother is snatcher??? like. THE subcon snatcher??????? doesnt he like... eat people??????

🎆mjs-hideout Follow

Maybe... :>

🐱‍👤lefelinapologist Follow

uhhh are we not gonna talk about how problematic this is???? Amy literally has over 10k followers and she supports her brother eating people. wtf????

🎆mjs-hideout Follow

Your url is "lefelinapologist", but you draw the line at my brother having breakfast????

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Anonymous asked: so is that rumor that you cook people in a giant cauldron true

🩻 thesnatcher Follow

no, but i think @kizunyanmewku-official does that

🎀kizunyanmewku-official

shhhh not so loud

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🎆mjs-hideout Follow

Why are there so many food questions today???

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🎡moon-resident-69 Follow

(srry for low image quality but--) does anyone know what this flower is??? it just kinda showed up in my garden yesterday. all the flowers around it look kinda wilted too..

🌷identifying-flowers-in-posts Follow

RUN

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Anonymous asked: hey werent you the guy that like destroyed The Actual Fucking Moon????? like wasnt the city demolished and shit cuz of that??????

🎆mjs-hideout Follow

Oh, yeah! That was me, but I'm not a guy anymore ^^

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bunnything asked: kys

🎆mjs-hideout Follow

Uhuh yeah sure. Anyways Hattie baked brownies do you want some?

🐇 bunnything Follow

brownies?!?!?!? YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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🩻 thesnatcher Follow

no, seriously, STOP GOING TO SUBCON. I WILL KILL AND EAT YOU. this isnt a threat or a joke, its a warning. STOP GOING

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if you find a bunny changeling eating your flowers, thats mine -_- they got mad at me and now theyve decided to terrorize the world about it

🐇 bunnything Follow

CATCH ME IF YOU CAN LOSERRRRRRR

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Anonymous asked: KIZUNYAN MEWKU IS YOUR HRT DEALER????

🎆mjs-hideout Follow

Can girls do anything anymore :(

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Anonymous asked: hey how come cookies are on your trigger list??

🎆mjs-hideout Follow

Soooo funny story, my ex was poisoning me with enchanted cookies when I was living with her...

🩻 thesnatcher Follow

🍪boo did i scared you

[leanlian]

24/05 foodlog - registers

1180 calorias - 47g de proteina

Refeicões:

Café: chocolate quente natural (69 cals)

Almoço: yogurt com whey e frutas (170 cals)

Sobremesa: 30g d brownie canabicokkkkk (155 cals) e um trident max (25 cals)

lanche: 2 cookies artesanais (116g, contei como 600 cals, só pedi a tabela de um <230 cals> o outro ganhei de graça e fiquei sem coragem de pedir, mas sei que disso n passa e contei a mais pq é fearfood.)

+ um biscoito fit de whey (137 cals) e cafézinho

“ceia”: 5g de chocolate de melatonina p dormir, nn coloquei a foto, é o msm de ontem! (19 cals)

Exercicio: 15km andados intercalandos com corrida (n conto burn cals pq n tenho relógio mas corri uns 4/5 desses 15 e andei o resto)

P.s: perdoem os dois cookies, caguei as macros pq tava com larica, comprei UM cookie p me saciar, dentro do planejado, mas a mulher da cafeteria disse que eu era gentil e agradeceu pq avaliei eles no google com 5 estrelas e ganhei outro de graça delakkkkk tentei recusar mas acabou q aceitei e comi :/

[elis-blawg222]

November 13 - Wednesday

I just remember when I was trying to get ready on this morning I was feeling really bad image wise. Like sure that's every day but idk it was just one of those days yk. I felt like I didn't look good in anything I put on and I didn't have many options since I havent done laundry in an embarrassingly long time... sighhhhajrfldk things feel like they're progressively getting worse tbh. that's for another time though ha..

When I broke my fast I had the most random things. I was really craving something crunchy and I think that honestly almost triggered a binge because I felt like I couldn't find anything with the correct crunch LOL.

First, on my little break I went home for a bit. I had a few sour cream and onion pringles, which i really don't know how I didn't binge right then and there. Then, In my journey to find proper crunch I had a rice cake which honestly did me so right. But then I wanted another one and I was like nooo I shouldn't. But then I saw my protein bars and I was like hmmmmmm yes. So I had one. Then I had like 3 pretzels. They were honey mustard flavored I think?

Btw what i had in mind that I wanted was a granola bar. But thinking about it in hindsight I don't think that wouldve satisfied my craving anyway.

I went back to my college for a meeting and then after it was over I had some tea from my college like pantry place. It was lemon and it was pretty good! Then I had a few pretzels they also had there that my friend was also eating oops..

Later on I had work and I ended up closing for the first time. They didn't even teach me how they just kinda said yeahh do it. So I did. It was actually fine so can't rlly complain tbh. And I got out relatively early.

When I got home I had dinn dinn. yom.

Desc: basically same thing from previous dayyy. Brownie greek yogurt (so good btw!), cherries, grapes, apples, semi sweet chocolate chips, and cole zero (the superior coke obviously)

Total Cals: 596

Total Steps: 6.9k (ha 69- ok ill see myself out.)

[brownie-69]

She’s on your mind, im in her bed.

[beth-likes-cherry-cola]

WIEIAD - 14th November 🧣

Breakfast:

Bread and Nutella - 109 🥐

Lunch:

Noodles - 69 🍜

Fibre now brownie - 80 🍫

Pancakes - 186 🥞

Dinner:

Vegetables with noodles - 249 🍜

Snacks:

Two cookies - 80 🍪

𝐓𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐝: 𝟔𝟗𝟑

𝐁𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝: 𝟒𝟒𝟏

𝐍𝐞𝐭: 𝟐𝟓𝟐

I got to walk/ run 5km today at school for a fun run I’m so happy :))))

- Beth <33

[owlchimedes]

todaybor day is labor day! i'm trying to blend the concept of a holiday into the critical mass of work I have to get done while respecting the world's decision to be blustery and gray. that means getting cozy and smashing through a ton of work!

therapy appt

call momma

bake katherine hepburn's brownies

run laundry (1 | 2 | 3)

torts 91-100, 106-119

civpro supp 31-37

civpro 75-84, 91-97, 120-141

cont 94-107, 109-111

cont 61-65, 69-85

cont prob 3.4, 4.3

message KJ, TD, A, N

make fri dinner reservation

call papa

deal with terror bins (1 | 2 | 3)

clear and sort email inbox

clean kitchen

[brownie-69]

Snoop dogg probably thinks it's a family size joint.

[jesusbutbetterrr]

HAPPIEST OF THE HALLOWED-WEENS!!

trick or treat 👀

HAPPY HALLOWEEN MY LUCKY 69

Brownies 4 u

[watfordgrimoire]

Creatures in the World of Mages

Aspssasin [WS 330]

Basilisks [WS 32]

Battering rams [AWTWB 39]

Brownies (can be part mage; can go to Watford) [WS 210]

Centaurs (can be part mage; can go to Watford) [WS 210]

Chimera [CO 5]

Counting sheep [WS 304]

Coyotes (can play poker) [WS 127]

Creek dryad [WS 160]

Demons (Do not talk to them; do not take their sweets; do not get in their vans; have to be summoned) (last demon entrapment case documented in 1800s) [AWTWB 18; 23]

Diphthong [WS 330]

Direhog [AWTWB 69]

Ditch Imp [WS 291]

Dolphins (Capable of speech) [WS 59]

Dragons (If dragons lose the use of a wing, the other dragons will kill it) [AWTWB 74]

Dryads (Hair “like moss” and dress “like one of those manga girls with the Victorian books and the umbrellas”) [CO 98]

Either/orcs [AWTWB 140]

Elf [WS 186]

Ent (Can be made of multiple types of trees; do not have faces; speak human languages; can engulf people in their bark) [AWTWB 205-207]

Fairies (live beyond the “fairy fog” in their own realm; have green wings that “shimmer in the moonlight”) [AWTWB 283; 569]

Fauns (can be part mage; can go to Watford) [CO 173]

Flibbertigibbets (Only takes two or three to kill a magician; make you lose your mind) [CO 113]

Fomorian (Chaos demon; Irish) [WS 138]

Fox Spirit [AWTWB 274]

Gargoyles [AWTWB 569]

Genie (Live in lamps; two rules - “You can’t wish for more wishes, and I don’t fuck with demons”) [AWTWB 141]

Ghost (translucent not white) [CO 79]

Ghoul [WS 127]

Giants (eat babies; hibernate for years at a time; have to be zoned for; have their own language; “Gog & Magog: World Tour 1993) [AWTWB 167; 169; 207; 207; 563]

Giant Eagle (there is a whistle that supposedly summons one) [WS 311]

Gnomes [AWTWB 207]

Goats of Watford (Have wings; protect Watford’s existence; only respond to select magic) [AWTWB 214-215; 340]

Goblins (green skinned; red lipped; handsome; can wear disguises; goblin who brings Simon Snow’s head back gets to be king; their gear is always cursed) [AWTWB 51; 53]

Gryphon (Conspiracy theory that the government is manufacturing them; give live birth) [WS 330; AWTWB 192; 447]

Gun demon (American only) [WS 127]

Harmadillos (not native to UK)

Harpies [AWTWB 146; 569]

Heffalump (Extinct) [WS 188]

Hell hounds (three heads; kept as pets) [AWTWB 307]

Hinkypunk [WS 160]

Imps (do not like to be confused with demons; make deals for children; play impdice) [AWTWB 369]

Jackalope (capable of speech) [WS 161]

Judas goats [AWTWB 39]

Lay-witch [WS 264]

Leach [WS 127]

Leprechauns (their gold disappears if you try to give it to other magicians) [CO 9]

lllamas (only one herd outside of South America owned by Malcom Grimm-Pitch) [AWTWB 39]

Loch Ness monster [AWTWB 565]

Magickal bees [Snow For Christmas 241]

Magickal swans (live in Oxford) [AWTWB 565]

Mermaids (can spread STIs between species; can have intercourse with humans; reproduce through fertilizing eggs) [AWTWB 184; 369-371]

Merwolves (do not like silver; blood takes like “gamy motor oil”; removed from Watford by Niamh) [AWTWB 317; 575]

Minotaur (Professor Minos; half-man half bull) [CO 81]

Mustkrat maiden (trick humans into trapping them so they can trade skins; have a thin layer of skin, both physically and emotionally) [AWTWB 204-205]

Nar-do-whal (one discovered in the Watford moat) [WS 329]

Ne’er-do-wolves [CO 132]

Night mares [AWTWB 39]

Nixies [WS 262]

Numpties [CO 132]

Otters with wings [AWTWB 184]

Paindeer [AWTWB 77]

Pegasus (Wings have “soft-white feather tipped with sky blue”) [AWTWB 109]

Pithbulls [WS 298]

Pixies (smell unique) (can be part mage; can go to Watford) [WS 210; AWTWB 25]

Prairie mog (American only) [WS 127]

Red devil [WS 139]

River spirit [WS 215-218]

River Phoenix (extremely rare) [AWTWB 150]

Sasquatch [WS 210]

Sea witches [AWTWB 496]

Sirens (can live in wells in America) [WS 127]

Sphinx [WS 162]

Spider-women (eight eyes; at least thirty fingers; four tongues; three hands) [AWTWB 248-249]

Spite sprite [WS 139]

Three headed snakes (can be killed by chopping off all three heads) [AWTWB 421-422]

Trolls [WS 329]

Unfairy [WS 204]

Unicorns (only capable of making small talk; can live on farms) [WS 58]

Vampires (need an invitation to enter every building; dislike the sun; need food and blood to survive; do not get sick; heal quickly; only immortal if they consume human blood; legal to kill them; Open signs and welcome mats allow vampires in) [AWTWB 59; 68; 285]

Vampire King [WS 290]

Venomous crested wood foul [Fangirl 101]

Were-adactyl (WS 139)

Were-pole-cat (live in surfeits) [WS 137-144]

Were-skunk [AWTWB 9]

Werewolves (After exposure, people must be quarantined due to the lupin virus; can be vaccinated against the lupin virus) [AWTWB 158]

Wosegers (worse version of badger) [CO 131]

Wraith [WS 127]

[wandafiction]

Beef Stroganoff - Just Us Chapter 69

Warnings: Angst, Hurt, Fluff Thrown In, No Smut For Chapter 69 ... sorry to disappoint.

Word Count: 4945

Series List | Chapter 68 | Chapter 70

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So to my surprise Wanda chose mine, the town house to be specific. She said that a few floors separating us from the boys during our talk will be better than just having the wall between us like her apartment. Which is probably for the best, we don't want either of the boys really listening in even if it's an accident or not. I have a feeling of unease as I look up at the house and I can't quite place why. 

Before I get lost in that rabbit hole I start to carry the few bags of shopping up the steps to the front door, the boys following closely behind as Wanda unlocks my house. She holds the door open for me as I make my way straight into the kitchen, putting the bags down on the counter. I start to take things out of the bag, putting the things I am using to cook dinner to the side.

I shuffle on my feet when I feel a pair of arms wrap around my waist from behind, hands making their way under the front of my shirt to gently scratch up and down my stomach. Wanda rests her head against my back, continuing to scratch her nails over my skin and when my muscles contract at the contact she pecks my clothed back. I allow it, but don't enjoy the feeling as much as I usually do.

The boys finally join us in the kitchen, helping to put stuff into their respective places as Wanda doesn't let me go. Since I can't move or put the shopping away, my hands move to lay on top of Wanda's, stopping her movements on my skin as they rest on my abs. I feel her finger trace my abs that are within the reach of her finger, once again shuffling on my feet a little not sure why I want her to stop. Her pinky starts moving up and down my V-line as she spreads her fingers as much as she can around my abdomen.

I pull her hands out of my shirt, putting them on top of it instead. I feel Wanda's grip around my waist loosen significantly and I can definitely feel her frowning against my back. It's not that I'm uncomfortable with what she is doing, I just don't want or need it right now.

"Do you like my abs or something? " I whisper, turning my head slightly, my chin resting on the front of my shoulder, to try and talk more directly to her trying to distract her from my previous actions.

"Mmm, sexy." She mumbles against my back, I don't say anything back not actually sure what to say so I ignore it and turn to look at the boys.

"So are you boys helping me cook dinner tonight?" Both boys turn on their heels with eager smiles.

"Can we mom? Please." Billy asks with big puppy eyes.

Wanda moves her head, pushing it between my arm and side of my body obviously very comfy where she is. I lift my arm up slightly so she isn't squished against me, and move it behind my back and into the back pocket of my pants so it's out of the way. When she glares up at me I give in slightly, placing my arm on her shoulder and her arms completely unwrap from my waist dropping to her side. 

"As long as you listen to Y/n and are sensible then yes you can." She moves out from underneath my arm, standing next to me but not touching me in any way. I feel a little more relaxed, not being able to place why and I see the hurt in Wanda's eyes when she sees me relax more.

"We will mom." Tommy confirms. She simply nods a small yawn passing her lips.

"Why don't you go have a nap. I will come get you when the food is almost ready." 

"Are you sure?" I give her a small nod.

"You're tired, today was a lot, so go take a nap. Me and the boys will be fine. We've made brownies together. I'm sure dinner together is just as fun."

"Okay. Thank you. I love you, baby." She turns to face me hesitating for a moment before standing on her tiptoes to kiss my cheek. I bow my head slightly, taking in a small breath before turning to give her a peck on the lips.

"I love you too." I say back, and tilt my head in question when I see a small frown appear on her face. She presses her lips together before gently nodding as she looks into my eyes. I have no idea what's going on with me yet and I'm pretty sure Wanda knows something is most definitely wrong but she doesn't mention it. Thankfully.

She kisses my lips one more time, then walks over to the boys and leaves a kiss on the top of their heads: I laugh when Billy has to bend down to match her height. She sends me a glare over her shoulder, but smiles when Billy whispers something in her ear. I have no idea what he said but she looks at him with a massive smile, then at me as the smile turns into the fuzzy one that only I get to see.

What did he say, to make her smile like that? 

She halfheartedly squeezes my hand as she walks past me and out of the kitchen disappearing upstairs. I watch her until she is out of my line of sight, letting out a shaky breath now that she is not in the kitchen. I come to a realisation that I'm not ready for tonight. I know my mind, even though I can't feel it yet it is subconsciously shutting itself down again. 

Not that Wanda has done anything wrong, she wouldn't know, but Steph used make-up sex a lot or even became more affectionate after a fight. Well more of a one sided fight, but it was her way of apologising and showing she cared and loved me.

I was okay with it when we were in the aquarium because the boys were there, and it felt nice, soothing, helping to keep my mind quiet. But now my mind has had time to go over everything again and again -well- it's become very noisy. I can't talk to her tonight. Tomorrow yes, but I need to take a few hours to myself to actually process everything that happened today.

She is going to hate me.

The boys' laughs bring me back to the real world as they both show each other what I can only hope are memes. Turning to look more directly at the boys I clap my hands together once to get their attention.

"Right, who knows how to make beef stroganoff?" Both boys look at each other then to me shrugging their shoulders. "Guess it's a good thing I do then." 

"Your so stupid sometimes."  Tommy laughs out as he heads to the sink to wash his hands. 

"Okay, rude." I lean against my hands on the counter as I give him a half offended look.

"But not wrong." Billy teams up with his brother.

"Okay, I thought we were cool. You know, me, you and him versus your mom. Not both of you against me." I put a hand to my chest as the boys bump fists making explosion sounds and laughing. 

"Love ya really Y/n." Tommy says over his shoulder. 

"Yeah, Yeah. I love you too, you backstabbers." I joke and they both gasp and turn around pretending to be offended. 

"How dare you, we are no such thing." Billy scoffs as he grabs the hand towel from Tommy to dry his hands after copying his brother in washing them. 

"Okay so what do you call someone who was on your team then decides to go against you." 

"Double agent." Tommy quips. 

 "I-uh- you are quick today." I grumble. "Right anyway let's get cooking." 

"Sure where do we start?" 

"Does your mom let you cut vegetables yet?" 

"Me yes, Tommy no. He cut his thumb last time." Billy informs me as Tommy mimics him behind his back and I have to stifle a laugh.

"Okay so Billy cuts, Tommy you help cook. Sound good?" I compromise.

"Sounds good." They both say at the same time. 

"Right so Billy can you slice up the onions for me? Then put them in a bowl and slice the mushrooms? And chop the parsley up too please." 

"Of course. How small do they need to be sliced?" He questions as he grabs the chopping board and a sharp knife. 

"So if you slice the onions one way, then turn it 90 degrees and slice it down the middle it should create some nice slices that aren't too big or too small. The mushrooms slice them long ways as thick or as thin as you want. The parsley, just line it up and cut it one way then turn the board 90 degrees and cut it the other way."

"Okay." He gets what he needs and starts carefully slicing the onions, so I turn to Tommy.

"So we can't do anything until Billy has done his job so we get to sit down and chat." 

"Cool." He follows me to take a seat at the island opposite Billy as he works.

"So what do you want to talk about?" 

"I don't know! This was your idea." He bumps his shoulder against mine. 

"Well I got nothing." I shrug my shoulders as I keep a close eye on Billy just in case. 

"Tell me more about sharks." 

"Mkay. Oh did you know that sharks have a sixth sense?" 

"What, like super power or something?" 

"I guess you could call it that. So sharks don't just have a great smell, and sight. They can detect electrical fields around them, which helps them hunt down prey. They quite literally tap into these electrical fields and I guess you can say they feel where their prey is." 

"Okay wait, so you're saying they can feel like electricity or something."

"They feel the disturbance within an electrical field around them." 

"Woah, so they don't even have to smell or see the things to know where they are?" 

"Exactly." 

"Also not all sharks live in the sea." 

"Wait, I thought sharks had to live in saltwater?"

"Most sharks but not all sharks. For example, I read a story about a shark in Australia. A bull shark to be precise because they can survive in both salt and freshwater." I look to Tommy to make sure I'm not boring him and when he gestures for me to continue I do just that.

"So Australia gets a rainy season and a lot of places actually flood. Now during this rainy season, one of Australia's many rivers that flooded ended up flooding a golf course. It lasted quite a while, and when it finally stopped and people were able to go back they got the shock of their lives. In one of the many small lakes, or large ponds I guess, on the golf course there ended up being a huge bull shark. It was trapped in and it made news headlines all around Australia. It had been so flooded that time that the shark had managed to swim from the river, across a golf course and ended up in the pond."

"What happened to the shark?"

"It got rescued and reintroduced to the river, but not before they had checked it over and tagged it so they could track it and learn from it." 

"Wow imagine just playing a round of golf and seeing this fin above the water, in a pond that is only meant to be for golf balls." 

"It's on par with finding a snake in the rim of your toilet. Australia is a place where wild animals are found in places they are not meant to be. Or urban development has destroyed their homes so they are getting their revenge. Either way, it's pretty freaking scary if you ask me." 

"Yeah, let's never go to Australia." 

"My thoughts exactly." 

"I've finished." Billy informs us as he places the now sliced mushrooms into a separate bowl and puts the chopping board into the sink."

"Okay, so grab out the meat chopping board and a carving knife for me. Just set it on the side for me please. Tommy, while he does that let's get started on the cooking." 

Tommy follows me around the kitchen as I hand him a frying pan, some olive oil and an empty cup. He gives me a questioning look about the cup, but places them all on the side next to the cooker. I grab the bowls of chopped onions and mushrooms and put them next to us.

"What do you want me to do now Y/n?" Billy asks once he has placed the knife and chopping board down waiting for my next instruction.

"Could you grab out the flour, butter, salt, pepper from the cupboards. Then the crème fraîche, English mustard, beef stock, parsley and the pappardelle from the shopping bag over there and place them next to the rest of the stuff please." He gives a nod as he starts to get to work on his list of ingredients, so I turn my attention back to Tommy.

"So first of all Tommy we have to cook the onions. So put a tablespoon of olive oil in the frying pan for me while I turn the cooker onto a medium heat, which will allow the onions to soften nicely." 

I turn the knob on the cooker, it's an immersion cooker so it heats up really quickly compared to gas. I watch as Tommy pours some olive oil into the spoon above the pan, I smile when his tongue pokes out between his lips slightly in concentration. He passes me the pan, once he has transferred the oil from the spoon into the pan and awaits my next instruction.

I take a quick look to see how Billy is doing, and watch him line up the ingredients in a nice neat line. I silently hand him the cup, when he asks what's next, pointing to the tap. He scrunches his brows together looking between the tap and cup a few times before realising what I am asking. 

"Tommy, if you grab the bowl of onions and carefully pour them into the pan for me then grab a wooden spoon. Billy once you have the water you can take a break and sit down if you want. All we have to do now is cook." 

"Okay, just let me know if you need a hand." He sits down at one of the island's seats, and I expect him to go on his phone but when he decides to watch me and his brother cook a small smile grows on my face.

"Okay here's the spoon." Tommy tries to hand me the spoon but I push it back to him.

"You cook the onions for about 15 minutes, just give them a stir every now and again so they don't stick to the pan. If they start to stick, pour a little bit of the water from the cup in." He looked at me a little worried so I placed both my hands on his shoulders. "Don't worry I will be right here keeping an eye on things so nothing can go wrong, but cooking is a good life skill to have and we all have to start somewhere."

"Okay, but will you take over if I don't think I can do it?" He says as I fill a separate pan full of water and put it on a low heat to slowly bring it to a boil.

"Of course I will, but I think you have this in the bag." 

I stand next to Tommy who's eyes never leave the pan and it makes me laugh to myself a little bit. He seems to get the hang of when to stir the onions and when to let them just sit in the pan to cook, he only really needed help when they started sticking a little and I had to point it out. The timer for 15 minutes goes off and Tommy turns to me expectantly.

"Okay next, crush 1 garlic clove into the pan for me." I stir the onions while he crushes the garlic into the pan and I pass him back the spoon.

"How long till the next thing?" 

"2 to 3 minutes then we add a tablespoon of butter. Actually Billy could you get us the tablespoon of butter ready then pop the butter back in the fridge." 

"Of course." I watch him slide off his stool making his way next to Tommy to sort the butter out, so I turn my attention back to the pan. 

"Is three minutes up yet?" Tommy asks as he looks at the clock at the side of the cooker. 

"Close enough. Billy, if you could add that butter you just measured out, Tommy keep stirring it so it mixes together for me."

They do just that, both smiling at one another when the aroma from the cooking starts to fill our noses. Tommy keeps stirring as Billy walks to the sink to start filling it with hot soapy water, wanting to wash as we go. 

"Okay, so now that the butter is foaming we can add the mushrooms and cook everything for 5 more minutes. While you keep stirring I am going to cut up the beef. I will be right next to you so don't worry." 

Tommy gives me a confident nod as he watches me for a few seconds as I sharpen the knife. I always love the sound a knife makes against the sharpener. I place the beef on the chopping board and start to slice it up, every now and again checking on Tommy and the pan. One the beef is sliced up I move it to one side and add the pappardelle to the boiling water.

"Billy, are you busy?"

"Just doing the dishes, but no. How can I help?"

"Could you grab me quite a big bowl and measure out a tablespoon of flour. And a big pinch of salt and pepper into it please?"

"Sure." 

"Then once that's done, could you bring the bowl here so I can toss the meat in." 

"Yup." 

He slides in next to me, placing the bowl on the side holding it for me so I can put the beef into it without making a mess. I give it a small mix making sure the seasoned flour covers the beef evenly enough. 

"Right, pour the stuff from the pan into a bowl Tommy then I'm going to add the beef to the pan. This should only take about 5 minutes to cook, okay." He nods his head, both the boys watching as I pour the meat in as it starts to sizzle in the pan. 

Once all the meat is in the pan Tommy starts to mix it about, making sure it doesn't stick by adding a little olive oil. I move to place the bowl into the soapy water and wash my hands thoroughly. Billy finishes off the dishes as I make my way back to stand next to Tommy. He keeps looking up at me then the pan, then back to me. Everytime he looks at the pan his tongue pokes out from his lip in concentration and it is cute how much he is concentrating.

"Do you think it's done?" His head turns once more to look at me. 

"There is one way to tell." I grab a knife from the cutlery draw and cut open a few bits of beef making sure it is all properly cooked.

"So is it cooked?"

"It is. Billy, could you grab the bowl with the cooked onions and bits for me, then pour it back into the pan."

"Yeah, of course." He slowly pours it in so Tommy can mix it around the pan easier then goes to put the bowl into the sink but I stop him.

"Could you whisk the crème fraîche, English mustard and beef stock together for me please." 

"Sure. But why use a dirty bowl?"

"Because it has only had the cooked food in it and what you are whisking together is going to be added to the pan. No need to make another dish dirty if it all goes in the same pan."

"Fair enough." 

I checked on Tommy and then the pot of cooking pappardelle while I hear Billy whisking everything into the bowl. Once he deems it mixed and whisked enough he adds it to the pan before putting the bowl in the sink.

"How long until it's ready?" Billy questions as he washes up the bowl.

"5 minutes. So do you want to go and get your mother up for me? I have to help keep an eye on the pan." He gives me a silent nod before disappearing upstairs.

"Thank you for teaching me to cook Y/n, I have really enjoyed it." I wrap my arm around Tommy's shoulder as he continues to stir everything that's in the pan. 

"Cooking is really fun and it's a great skill to have. You can cook with me anytime you want?" 

"Really!?" Tommy's face lights up at the thought.

"Of course. I like cooking with you, and your brother." 

"Dad never lets us cook, never lets us in the kitchen. He says it's a woman's job to feed the household."

"Well he is a backwards thinking old fashioned man, don't listen to him. Anyone can be in the kitchen if they so please." 

"Is it ready?" I give him a bit of a sad smile when I realise how bad Vision treats him, but nod happily at his question. 

"It is. While I turn this all off, could you put the colander into the other sink so I can drain the pappardelle." He hums out a yes, moving looking through the cupboards a small 'aha' leaving his lips when he finds it. 

I hear footsteps coming down the stairs so grab the pan with the pappardelle in it and turn my back to whoever has just entered the kitchen, as I head to the sink. I catch Tommy grabbing some pasta bowls from the corner of my eye as he lays them out next to the cooker. I hear him tell whoever is present to sit down, and me and him will dish it up. I place the colander into the pan, just to make sure no hot water drips anywhere, and turn around.

To my surprise Wanda is seated at the island looking a little glum while Billy excitedly rambles about how he and Tommy cooked her dinner. She tries her best to show interest but I can tell she is struggling to even smile. I want to ask what's wrong, but refrain from it not wanting to cause any tension in front of the boys. Maybe she is just tired from waking up.

I put the pan back on to the cooling cooker and Tommy grabs a serving spoon from the draw passing it off to me. When I give it back to him and I grab a bowl, he smiles widely at me and starts to transfer some pappardelle into the bowl. We do this for all four bowls then do it again to put the mixture of beef, onion and mushrooms on top. We sprinkle some parsley on top of everyone's food, and high five at a job well done. Once we have shared out the food Tommy grabs two bowls and I grab the other two and we make our way around to the island seating.

I end up sitting next to Wanda, who gives me a half attempted smile before twirling her fork around her plate and taking a bite of the food. She hums at the taste, and I smile when I see a little light return to her eyes and a genuine smile makes its way onto her face. She watches as both the boys try it and when they give her a thumbs up she smiles even wider.

"I'm proud of you boys. This is really good, thank you."

"It wasn't all us mom. Y/n supervised." Tommy informs her.

I freeze for a second when Wanda places her hand on my thigh and gives it a small thank you squeeze. I shoot her a quick smile before turning back to my bowl of food ignoring the puzzled look she is giving me. 

At some point during the dinner my leg starts bouncing up and down as Wanda's hand has remained in the same place the whole time. She isn't doing anything untoward, but the feeling of her hand on my thigh is a little demoralising. It's like she is trying everything in her power to get me to forgive her, when what I need right now is space.

Shit. I can't speak to her tonight. I can't even stay here tonight. I need some time alone most definitely.

As I finish my food, I silently get up removing myself from the conversation between the boys and Wanda. I grab their empty bowls, making my way to the sink ignoring the feeling of her eyes watching me as she tries to re-engage in conversation with the twins. I silently wash up the dishes, completely unaware of the conversation going on behind me. In fact I'm so unaware I don't realise the boys have disappeared upstairs until I see a fleck of red hair in my peripheral vision. 

I grit my hands into the sink leaning over slightly as I let out a huff of air, when I feel Wanda’s hand on my back I recoil at her touch. I didn't mean too but when I hear a choked sob from Wanda I turn my head slightly to look at her tears through my own. Her hands are in front of her as one fiddles with the rings on the other. She goes to say something but no sounds come out, and she bites her lips apprehensively. 

"Baby. What's wrong?" Wanda finally manages to get out with a shaky breath.

"I need a moment to myself." She presses her lips together but nods, as she takes a few steps back. When I bow my head I see her hands drop to her side.

"You're leaving?" She croaks out finally understanding what I meant.

"I can't do this tonight. It's just. It's too much in one day." I try to explain my side but know that an argument is about to break out, again.

"But you're the one who said let's talk tonight." She pushes back.

"No you said that."

"And you agreed."

"I know I did. But I can't. Not tonight." 

"What changed? Why won't you even let me touch you? Or let me near you?" 

"I can't."

"Oh talk to me Wanda, open up to me. Fucking hypocrite when you can't do it yourself." She throws her hands in the air as she turns around to face away from me.

"It's not like I don't want to, because I do. I just can't." I move to stand in front of her, and her eyes meet mine with a fire behind them.

"Why not?" Her tone is venomous. When I don't say anything she tilts her head to the side slightly. 

Shit.

"Why not Y/n? Why can you suddenly not talk to me?!" She grits her teeth.

"Because I'm shutting down!" I swallow the lump in my throat as Wanda's anger burns out along with the fire behind her eyes. "I...I am shutting down, and I can't do this tonight while I'm not all here." 

"Okay." She slowly places her right hand into my left one, waiting to see if I pull away and when I don't she lets out a relieved breath as her grip tightens slightly.

"Where are you going to go tonight?"

 I'm thankful that she at least understands what I need even if I'm hurting her in the process.

"I'm going to the penthouse." 

"Are you going to work tomorrow since it's Monday?" I simply shake my head. "Okay then neither am I, I will stay here until you're ready to come back. You will come back tomorrow?" 

"I will. There's something I have to do first, then I will come here. We can talk while the boys are out of school. It will give us more time and privacy." 

"Okay. I'm sorry for causing you to shut down." 

"It's not on you, but I can't explain right now. Maybe tomorrow but not now." She squeezes my hand instead of saying anything. 

"Can you text me when you get to the penthouse? I just want to know that you got there safely."

"Mhmm." 

"Take all the time you need."

"Mhmm." 

"I will tell the boys you had to go in early to work or something so they don't question your whereabouts."

"Mhmm."

"Can you say anything other than mhmm?"

"I love you." I breathe out the breath I've been holding for the past 30 seconds. 

"I love you too." She rubs her thumbs over my knuckles gently as her glassy eyes look up into mine, a dejected look on her face. "I will see you tomorrow, baby."

"See you tomorrow Wanda."

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[seireiteihellbutterfly]

Sundae Tropes - Milestone Event - CLOSED 🍨

Well, hello everyone! I can’t believe it’s finally happened but we’re celebrating a milestone! 300 followers?! Like what? I want to thank each and every single one of you for supporting my little blog. I love the interaction and going forward, hope to have more engagement with everyone. To celebrate, I thought I’d throw together a little event. This is intended to be an 18+ event, so minors MDNI. Welcome to Sundae Tropes! Open to all my followers and moots!

Give it up for the talented @actuallysaiyan for the super cute banner!

Rules

🍨 Make your sundae!

1. Pick a flavor of ice cream 2. Choose 1 or 2 toppings - One per group 3. Pick a man (or woman) from either Bleach or JJK 4. Please note the waffle cone option if none of the toppings appeal to you

So for example, your request could look something like Chocolate with whipped cream and caramel with Renji.

🍨Please note: Since this is meant to celebrate my moots and followers, I will not be accepting anon requests. Anyone who follows me and wants to submit a request, but are shy to have their name show up, please DM me, and I will add your request to the list and reach out to you separately when I’m done writing, without responding to the ask publicly. 

🍨 The reader will by default be written as female unless specified otherwise. Please have a look at my rules for characters I don’t write. All characters are either written as adults or aged up.

🍨Also, since each fandom has certain characters more popular than others, I’m capping the number of requests I receive for these characters. 

🍨This will be open for a week (closing April 12th). 

🍨I will be writing a good number of these and will be feeding all requests into a random generator to pick what order I’m writing these in. 

Flavors

Vanilla - High school sweethearts 

Chocolate - Boss/secretary

Strawberry -  Enemies to Lovers 

Rocky Road - Teacher/student

Cookie dough - Strangers in a foreign city

Coffee - Friends to lovers

Moose Tracks - Fake dating

Mint chocolate chip - Soulmates

Butterscotch - Forced proximity

Cookies and Cream - Marriage pact

Fudge - Captor/Captive

Peanut butter - Secret Billionaire

Butter Pecan- Love Triangle (pick 2 characters)

Birthday cake- Amnesia/Mistaken identity 

Cotton Candy- Secret Admirer 

Cherry- Return to hometown/reunion love 

Toppings (pick up to 2 - one from each group)

Group 1

Sprinkles - Threesome (pick 2 characters)

Whipped cream - Creampie, Breeding Kink

Crushed Oreos - Clit spanking, Nipple play, Bondage

Marshmallow -  Teasing, Edging, Toys

Kit Kats - Exhibitionism, Dirty talk, Hair pulling

Maraschino Cherries - Praise kink, Lingerie, Blowjob

Strawberries - Passionate/romantic sex, Emotional bond

M&Ms - Virginity loss, Soft sex, Sweet talking

Group 2

Banana - Doggystyle

Reeses Pieces- Cowgirl

Chocolate-covered pretzels - Missionary

Nutella - Butterfly Position

Caramel - Thirst Position

Gummy bears - Facesitting

Brownie bits - 69

Chocolate chips -  Lotus position

Kinks and fetishes not your thing? Want something fluffy and SFW? Add a waffle cone to any flavor! Pick a waffle cone prompt from the list below:

A waffle cone request could look like: Vanilla waffle cone #4 with Gojo

"I'm going on a blind date." "In hopes of them actually being blind?"

"Is there something I can do to make it easier?"

“Don’t you dare walk away right now!”

“Do you miss us?”

"I trust you with all of my heart."

“I have the feeling that you’re trying not to kiss me and I give you permission to just do it.”

“Do you want my jacket?”

"You're all my favorite things about the world concentrated into one person”

"You hugged me like your personal pillow."

“Oh, just shut up, I’m not blushing!”

“Morning cuddles are the best part of the day.”

“Of course I know the way you like your coffee.”

"My heart dances every time I look at you."

Why is your stupid face just so kissable?”

“Your laugh is contagious.”

"I never believed in love at first sight before I met you."

all dividers by @/ cafekitsune Prompts from @/ creativepromptsforwriting