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When you try to compliment yourself, but your mom shoots you down faster than she makes roti

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Missed calls from Pops

*Missed call: Dad (x4)*

*Voicemail: 2 new messages: Call me asap*

*Text Message: “Call me”

Me: *sudden panic attack. Thoughts? Some old person died? Someone got divorced? They officially found out how I have a boyfriend but really they’ve known all a long and really I’m like 25 so who cares...unless someone else saw us at the movies and now they’re being questioned about wedding dates? But I don’t know even know if he’s the one? I mean he doesn’t even go to the gym anymore and he didn’t get me a present for my birthday this year like wtf?

*Call Dad back*

Dad: Hello?

Me: Dad did you call?

Dad: Yeah....*long pause* (panic returns)...I wanted to ask you (panic worsens)...

Me: “Yes...” (voice shaky)

Dad: “What is the password for my google?”

Me: *rolleyes and panic relief*

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“What is your mother-in-law going to think?”

- Brown Mom