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Welcome to Brando and the bears the podcast the Tumblr.

In 2014 JFK jr dragged a dead grizzly bear to the middle of Central Park to act as if it was hit by a bicycle. In 1854 Grizzly Adam saved a grizzly bear cub while also fighting for his life. He named the bear Ben. It saved him from a different grizzly later on. He then had a movie made about him and his pet bear. In 1884 Theodore Roosevelt shot a grizzly bear but did not kill it while hunting. Which is totally in line for the man. He got Teddy bears named after him because he refused to kill a bear. Though that bear was a black bear so it has nothing to do with us. In 1974 A&W Soda had a mascot called the "Great Root Bear" In 1982 all A&W restaurants were bought by A. Alfred Taubman.

Our podcast aims to answer questions that have long plagued humanity's mind.

What if the bear Roosevelt shot wanted revenge and then assassinated him? Would the other bears be mad because of his known anti-bear death thing? This would be a big hit to the bear community. Like they wouldn't have teddy bears anymore? Shame on you bear that killed Roosevelt. What if Grizzly didn't find a grizzly bear? Like what happens to the pun? What if the great root bear became popular instead of the Coca-Cola bear? Have you seen it? It's much better. And most importantly what if it was Marlon Brando who dropped the grizzly bear corpse in Central Park?

Come along with us through a journey of self-reflection about life and the meaning of it. All of course through the understanding of grizzly bears (not brown bears. Grizzly only) and famous movie star Marlon Brando.

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the true meaning of life

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Bear fact #99

bears only know how to do three things eat hot fish and lie

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A look behind the scenes

you guys may be wondering who exactly is posting all this. and i thought i would introduce myself.

My name is bear. Im one of the bears from the title.

I weigh 400 pounds. (lmk if any other bears want that removed. ik weight can be a rough topic)

sorry i took a couple days off guys. im starting to get ready to hibrenate. I know. I know a bit eaarly but still. Better safe than sorry.

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Marlon Brando fact #69

he was expelled from two schools and then went on to create popular social media platform facebook.

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This message lasts: 2 minutes -This is for brown bear you big, fat, nasty, smelling, fat, bitch.----

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Bear fact #73

did you know that grizzly cubs love tea parties. Next time you are in the woods bring a tea set around. Find the smallest weakest bear cub, pick it up, and bring it to the tea party with you. Eventually the mother bear will follow you to join. If you see her just keep running towards your tea set up with the cub in your hands.

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How do you feel about kodiak bears? Ik you have a dni for brown bears. But what about kodiak bears?

kodiak bears are on thin fucking ice. Brown bears need to realize they have been overstepping their boundaries into the grizzly bear community. Im sorry but you need to realize just because our species are both Ursus arctos doesn't mean out sub species are. Stay out of grizzly bear spaces. You arent welcome. Kodiak bears experience the same struggles at the hand of brown bears as grizzly bears. BUT their diet and temperament can differ. So on thin ice. As long as you don't try and talk over grizzly bears when we talk about things you can stay on this page.

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BEAR FACT #11

Grizzly Bears are a sub species of bear considered an Ursus arcros horribillis. Kodiak bears are classified ursus arcros middenorfii

Compared to brown bears which are just classified as Ursus Arcos