#brought to you by a prankster rotom

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⚡ BZZZZZTTTT! ROTOMS AND PORYGONS OF THE WORLD! I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT! ANY OF YOU CAN SAY THE WORD "Ass"! IT'S VERY POSSIBLE! BXXZZTBZZT!⚡

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⚡BUZZ-BUZZT! I CAN ANSWER OR PASS ALONG TO ROSIE'S TEAM! BZZT!⚡

Asks directed towards pokemon

seems like people are doing my Pokémon takeover idea, so to anyone who is doing them, feel free to use these!

🦜 How do you feel about your trainer? Be honest.

⭐️How did you two meet from your perspective? We often hear them from the trainer’s side, but never from a Pokémon’s perspective.

🦅 What’s one thing you love about where you live?

🌧️ Now what’s one thing you hate about where you live?

⭐️ Tell us your wish!

🕷️ Not even Pokémon are safe from fears. Tell us your fear :)

🦇 A special memory you have!

🐦 You can now go wherever you wish, where do you go?

[phoenix-manga]

Vice Dorm Leaders getting along with Pokémon:

It didn’t take long for the vice dorm leaders to get involved with the Pokemon too. The shenanigans that happened with them are... interesting to say the least.

Trey + Slurpuff

“The Unbirthday Party was a success thanks to this little guy’s sense of smell… Though I should expect to make a large portion for it, the number of sweets it ate was shocking for everyone!”

Trey was a bit skeptical when Phoebe lent him Slurpuff and told him that chefs would use them to sniff out the freshest ingredients but if they say so then it must be worth a try.

Needless to say, he was pleasantly surprised to see the cake thing nudge him to the best ingredients to use for his sweets. He rewarded Slurpuff with a spoon covered in frosting or batter. The Pokémon mostly stayed out of his way and only has to bring him some tools or supplies.

When he presented the sweets he made, everyone including Riddle were almost knocked into a food coma with how good it was. Even Trey was lost in the trance of the flavor, but he was snapped out of it when he spotted Slurpuff eating almost half of the buffet table, he rushed to it and told it to ask him for more sweets to prevent any problems.

Ruggie + Crobat

“That Phoebe kid feeds you this? Aww man! I’m so jealous, now I wish I was a Pokémon!”

That one-time Ruggie came across Crobat was when he passed by Ramshackle to see a large bat creature with four wings eating from a large bowl filled with berries, Poke puffs and even poffins. The amount it ate distracted him from his usual task and he only snapped out of it when Crobat made eye-contact with him.

Crobat wasn’t sure why a stranger was here but it assumed it wanted food so Crobat nudged a Poke puff towards Ruggie’s direction before going back to chow down. Ruggie didn’t plan on asking it for any food, he was just curious but since it offered, who is he to decline? Picking up the Poke puff and taking a bite, he immediately devours it till there’s nothing left. That was the tastiest pastry he has had; they were even better than the ones in the cafeteria.

He hears Phoebe call out to Crobat and he took this time to scram before he was found. That kid pampers their creatures like royalty, he admits that he once had the thought that wishes that he was a Pokémon too. Ruggie now sneaks to go to Ramshackle and Crobat sneaks him a portion of its food, Ruggie repays it by offering some to it as well. They just formed this unspoken lunch trade. The one time Phoebe made malasadas for Crobat, Ruggie was in heaven lemme tell you.

Phoebe has no idea about this, this was just a secret thing between Crobat and Ruggie. One time Phoebe was with Crobat in the field and it spots Ruggie, Crobat immediately goes to him and flies around him. Phoebe assumed that Crobat took a liking to Ruggie because it probably sensed that he’s a foodie. Oh, if only she knew.

Jade + Lapras

“Such kind yet protective eyes you have~ I’m far from trustworthy yet you nuzzle against me like a seal, this is quite interesting”

Phoebe asked Azul if she can be allowed to have her water Pokémon swim about in Octavinelle. The lake is much too small for the larger ones. Azul gave her permission but in exchange she has to work part-time at the lounge, Azul is capitalizing as usual. The mention of Pokémon being at Octavinelle brought more customers to the lounge, the one that got the most attention was Lapras.

It was very friendly and even paused to look inside the lounge from the windows. Phoebe was not surprised that Lapras was friendly, what she didn’t expect was that it got attached to Jade for some reason. She would have thought it was Sharpedo or even Eelektross who would get along with the cunning vice dorm leader. But instead, Lapras is swimming happily in circles wanting Jade’s attention.

Jade, of course, finds the Pokémon endearing and would always take his time to pet it whenever he’s on break. Even offering Lapras a small treat or two, Lapras is enjoying it. There was a rare occasion that Jade swam with Lapras in his eel form, at times he swims alongside Lapras or have it chase him through the water, other times he just sleeps on Lapras’ back as it swam.

Jamil + Serperior

“Quite the proud one you are, at least you’re more tolerable than Kalim…”

Kalim promised a favor without consulting Jamil again, this time it was to look after some of her Pokémon. Kalim got caught up in the excitement of having to get close with those strange creatures that he didn’t think that it could be troublesome.

Jamil stopped in his tracks at the sight of Kalim with a large green snake behind him. Boy did he get quite the scolding from Jamil, but what can he do now that Kalim as already offered? He just decides to “help” him take care of Serperior. Thankfully, Phoebe provided a list of ingredients that Serperior likes, the list was as long as an A4 paper but at least Jamil has his options cut out for him. He doesn’t have to guess and waste any food.

Serperior mostly kept to itself and wanders around the dorm, inspecting its surroundings. Kalim tries to hug it but it just wraps its body around him and places him a few feet away before slithering off. Serperior will feel terrible if he smacks the sunshine boy away, so it places him at a good distance.

Jamil often sees it staring at him, its sharp eyes resemble his own. He never expected to have it get attached to him in a rather proud way. Everywhere Jamil goes, Serperior follows at a distance and there were rare moments it coils near his bedroom door, and Jamil walks out one morning only to fall into its coils. This strange behavior was suspicious at first but then Jamil learned to get used to it. Serperior is a curious one but then he thinks its more tolerable than Kalim.

Speaking of Kalim, Serperior sensed that most of Jamil’s stress comes from Kalim being a goofball that he is, so it catches Kalim and puts him in a coil hold when he’s about to do something reckless.

Rook + Oricorio

“Oh my! Such grace and beauty you possess to dance with excellent skills! Wait, you mean to tell me it had four forms? I would like to see it, please show me”

He spotted the dancing bird Pokémon in the field when they were having a PE class. Oricorio was in its Pom-Pom form and doing a cheer dance to motivate Grimm to fly better. He couldn’t help but approach Phoebe and ask her about Oricorio.

Needless to say, he was very interested. A creature that has four different forms that represents a different environment? It was like a fox having more than just a winter coat. He asked to see its other forms, it would be tiring to have it change forms constantly so Phoebe just brings out Rotom to show him the pictures of the Oricorio forms. Rook admired the pictures and each one gave off a different kind of beauty.

Oricorio, being a simp for pretty boys, took a liking to Rook. He was just so charming, Oricorio does its happy dance and follows him whenever it sees him. Phoebe once asked him if he can keep Oricorio company for a few days, he accepts the offer and he brings it to Pomefiore. Oricorio also liked Vil and Epel due to how charming their looks are, Vil is fine with it as long as it isn’t a troublemaker while Epel is kind of bummed out when he thinks it likes him because of his fragile looks.

The moment Rook was shown its changed forms in person, he is taking out his camera and is taking burst shots from all sorts of angles and lighting. Out of all the four forms Oricorio has, he loves its Baile form the most, the way it dances with embers around it in a display of passion and power. He looks forward to Phoebe asking him to look after Oricorio again.

Ortho + Emolga & Pachirisu

“Hey! That tickles, big brother you should try and pet them! They’re like those plushies you sometimes order in your room. Isn’t it like having your favorite plushy as a pet?”

Emolga and Pachirisu are both cheeky Pokémon and a duo for trouble. Emolga and Pachirisu were seen making student’s hair go static and stick out with small electric waves.

Ortho spotted the two behind some bushes and immediately approaches them, this is the first time Emolga and Pachirisu were caught off guard and startled. Their electric attacks don’t do much to Ortho due to his robotic circuits, if anything he considers it as some form of tickling.

Ortho thought how cute they looked and they resemble plush toys in his brother’s room. Emolga and Pachirisu was weirded out by Ortho at first but his cheerfulness was infectious and it didn’t take long for them to treat him as part of their group. Whenever Ortho passes by, the two would pounce on him and swing from his arms and legs, Ortho likes this game, he finds it useful to use his scanner to see where they might pop out next.

One time, he took them to see his brother and they made his hair stick out. He was startled but Ortho found it amusing, he got to see what would his hair look like if it stuck out. Emolga and Pachirisu still do their pranks but its less due to them wanting to find Ortho first.

Lilia + Dragapult

“A prankster and yet you dote on the little ones on your horns? We might be cousins from a distant world, fufu~ Let’s go scare Sebek some more!”

Dragapult pranks Sebek a lot, poor boy gets it from almost a lot of Pokémon. It once shot a Dreepy in his shirt causing him to squirm and try to get it out, he looked like he was doing a crazy monkey dance. Lilia appreciates this little prankster and he would join it in tormenting other students but mostly Sebek because his reactions were very amusing to watch. The two even went and started a pranking competition where they tally their number of pranked students for the whole month.

Lilia was allowed to play and hold the small Dreepy that reside in Dragapult’s horns. He melted at the sight of the little cuties playfully tussling his hair, which gave him an idea to mimic Dragapult’s horns(?) With an easy hair growth potion and a LOT of hairspray, he came to school with his hair in Dragapult’s style.

The sight alone in Diasomnia sent everyone, including Malleus into a stunned silence, Dragapult added fuel to the flame by letting the Dreepy reside in his hair for the rest of the day. Crowley saw Lilia and mumbled how the trends have gotten crazier every day. Cater took pictures and he laughed at the sight because it was so outlandish. Kalim was confused but precious boy still appreciated his hairstyle nonetheless. The perfect chaotic duo.

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⚡ BXZZZT BZZ! US ROTOMS SHOULD UNIONIZE! BZZXZZXZXXXXTBZZT!⚡

[ursaminor93]

1 Rotom 2 Staryu 3 Pinsir 1. Rotom- the plasma Pokémon Can possess the motors of certain appliances and change form.Rotom’s body resembles a lightning rod, with appendages made of lightning, and a bright aura surrounding it. Rotom often enjoys playing pranks on unsuspecting people, and has the ability to facilitate time travel. Rotom is inspired by ball lightning, poltergeists, gremlins, and tsukumogami. It has also been called the embodiment of magic smoke. Pranksters and tricksters are brought into our lives to expedite change, and open crossroads. New ideas are revealed, and with the cards being placed on the table, we are given the chance to really take charge and create our own realities. 2. Staryu- the star shape Pokémon. This Pokémon’s special moves are ‘illuminate’ and ‘natural cure’ Staryu is a sea star with 5 legs surrounding an exterior organ referred to as the ‘core’, which is modeled after a star ruby. Staryu has the ability to regrow limbs and heal itself as long as it’s core remains intact. When the sun goes down, Staryu’s core glows brightest, and many will float up from the depths of the ocean floor to align themselves with the stars of the night sky, displaying a deep connection with the celestial bodies above. Staryu is rumored to have extraterrestrial origins. Starfish carry with them the symbolism of the Virgin Mary, Isis, and Venus. They are connected to brilliance and the power of knowing, and come as a sign of hope, faith, renewal, and spirituality. Starfish remind us to deepen our intuition merely by using and understanding our senses, and can teach us to cure ourselves over time. Trust in your ability to heal and renew yourself. 3. Pinsir, the stag beetle Pokémon. Pinsir can lift 2x its body weight, and can shatter logs. Pinsir speaks of underestimated strength. It has no time for negative self talk, and an I can’t do this mentality, it’s too busy moving mountains- you can too. #Oracle #tarot #dailydraw #results #occult #pokemon #tarotcommunity #witchythings #anime https://www.instagram.com/p/BsgViZ8HybS/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1i0xurpu65vex

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⚡BZZT BZZT! THE FOLLOWING FOOTAGE HAS AS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU USING AUTO-ROTO-FILM! [Auto-Roto-Film and it's affiliates are not responsible for accidental shared recordings.] BZZT BZZT!⚡

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⚡VIDEO DESCRIPTION WITH TRANSLATION!⚡

[Rosie, just outside at one of the tables, is eating a muffin while Javert is happily shinx napping in the sunlight on the chair opposite. 

A girl, no older than ten, with platinum blonde hair and the Laverre Fairy Eyes, dressed extremely formally for someone her age and holding a pile of pamphlets walks up to Rosie.

"Hello miss, is this your café??" says the girl.

"Ah!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!! What can I do for you????"

"Um, my father is trying to get elected, and I think it would be nice to help him!! Can I put this poster in your window??"

"Oh!!!!! I do not see why not!!!!!!!!! I would gladly help, miss....."

"Lumi!!"

"Well, nice to meet you, Lumi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am Rosie!!!!!!!!!!!! Now, let me put up that poster!!!!!!!"

Lumi hands Rosie a poster, and Rosie does a double take. 

It's Antoine Gagnon. Rosie's father.]

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⚡BZZT BZZT! THE FOLLOWING AS BEEN WRITTEN USING ROTO-SPEECH-TO-TEXT! INCLUDING ROTO-AUTO-TRANSLATE FROM KALOSIAN TO GALARIAN! BZZT BZZT!⚡

"So, can you tell me how do that Fantine???"

"Voir, gardevoirvoir."

"Perfect. So how do I do it???"

"Garde gardevoir, voir garde, voir voir."

"Really???? You are sure?????? You do not want power over me still????????"

"Devoir. Gardevoir, voir de."

".......... I can live with having weird looking eyes again. I am one with the fae, fuck being normal now."

"... Voir."

[The sound of pokemon running towards the two, as if to watch. The sound of both grasping hands firmly.]

"I make this deal. In return for keeping your children safe, I shall take back the memories you removed from me. In return for your knowledge, you can take back that which masks the windows to my soul. Such is life, ever in the eyes of Xerneas."

[The sound of an arcane thunder cracking through the air.]

"........... Sidérella. Huh. I think I will stick with Rosie after everything, but thank you. You do know I would have kept your children safe anyway, deal or not, right???"

"Garde."

"................. I will never understand you."

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[A picture. Ella, face first asleep on the floor, still wearing full goth daytime clothes.]

⚡BZZTZTTZTZ! COSETTE KNOWS SLEEP POWDER! SHE WOULDN'T SLEEP OTHERWISE! IT'S MY TOWN NOW! BZBZBZBZ!⚡

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⚡BZXXXZTZTZBZT! ENJOY! AND I DID HAVE TO! BXZZZTZTZZ!⚡

[PACKAGE FOR MARIE LILLIAN BIRCH.]

[ONE (1) PRETTY DRESS, PERFECT FIT, ALREADY MADE A WEEK IN ADVANCE SOMEHOW.]

[SIGNED OFF BY ENJOLRAS THE ROTOM ON BEHALF OF ELLA DESVIOLETTES.]

HOW THE FUCK...

Oh right, you're a goddess of fashion.

We're... we're just gonna put that over here for now...

And did you have to put my full name in the mailing address...

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⚡BZZT BZZT! THE FOLLOWING AS BEEN WRITTEN USING ROTO-SPEECH-TO-TEXT! BZZT BZZT!⚡

"ASDFBBJHGFQQTUIKLLPKMMBVCXZSGHJKHFDSWTYJLOUYFDARGNJJHBCDSAASFHJKLIUGFSAQWEDFBBJKKMMMMNNBHGFRSWWEJKLPOIHVDDEFGHHJJJJHHBVDEWAZXCGHBNNMMNVFDSQWEFGHKOOLLMJGFDDCVHHHBBKMMNGGRWQDCGHJJNBGFXZAADFGHNLOIYTRWQQWERTYIOPLKKJHGGFDAAXXCVBNMMMKKJHFDSASDFGHJKHGGXSSRFHHJKIUHGVDSSDGBNKKOIJHGI

OUI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

⚡BZZT BZZT! END OF MESSAGE! BZZT!⚡

⚡BZZBZZT! LOST A BET! THEY PROPOSED AT THE EXACT SAME TIME!⚡

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p-pzzt! hi enjolras! rotom-to-rotom, w-what's your favorite electrical device, pzzt?

sent from cross of @humming-pokemon-helpers !! pzzt!!

⚡BBZZZBZZZ! HELLO CROSS! I LIKE

L A M P S !

BZZT!⚡

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Hello rotom friend do you like berries???

~ @sturdy-and-soundproof

⚡BZZZZZTXXXZZZZZZ! YES! I LIKE POFFINS MORE THOUGH SHIELDON FRIEND! BZT BZZZZZT!⚡

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Javert, can you give us a fashion show!?

Oh !????!!?!

Yo u want a fashion show !?!!??!!??! Of cours e !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hav e on holiday a bow tie, some fancy glasses !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I'm borrowing hat Mlle Rosie's ghos t lady partner found !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am so dappe r says Mlle Rosie !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I get treat s !??!?????!!!?!!?!??

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HOLYSHITIJUSTWOKEUP

ENJOLRAS, IS EVERYTHING (relatively) OK??

-@water-pokemon-appreciator

⚡BZZZZTBZZZZXZ! GWEN IS PISSED! ROSIE'S GOT AN OLD INJURY REOPENED! AND LUMI'S A CRYING MESS TRYING TO HIDE IN THE AMBULANCE BUT HER LEGS ARE WAY TOO INJURED! I'M TRYING TO LEARN HOW TO HACK INTO BANK ACCOUNTS! BZTBZTBZT! ⚡

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⚡BZZXXXTT! CRAP! FORGOT KEEP-AWAY PROTOCOL! FUCK! BZT BZTBZTBZT!⚡

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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......... Cope......

Zzzzzzzzzzzz......... Funny mustache eyebrow man...... At least I do not have to compensate for something................

- Cosette the Spewpa

HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME! I AM NOT COMPENSATING FOR ANYTHING! AT LEAST I DONT HAVE CONSTANT DUST TO MAKE EVERYONE SNEEZE!