#brotish

[huariqueje]

Winter in the Park - Chrissy Norman

British , b. 1941 -

Etching

[princessnijireiki]

idk I just don't LOVE when I'm like evenly torn between ha ha funny american joke vs some of you have forgotten we have highly armed neonazis just, like, AROUND here

[crowthis]

Have watched 2 of 3 maze runner movies this weekend due to postings…appalled to learn people think the british twink has more chemistry in this situation than gally…

Okay babe first off I think I owe you some money. For sitting through two thirds of the maze runner franchise. Secondly GOD. what are these other people seeing?? Tomgaly is the only thing happening onscreen. It has a whole arc. It has death and resurrection and redemption. It has '10 things I hate about you' highschool aggraction. Never seen that movie btw. It has crush appeal. It has gally doing the MOST to redeem himself in the third half despite tomas telling him to kick rocks. It has mutual rescue and an epilogue where everyone is living in glamping huts eating fruit on Maui or somewhere. It has a hug thing where gally goes for it & they both try not to look too invested. It has will poultrr.

[splatsey]

I deserve financial compensation for the emotional damage doctor who has given me in just a month

[dullahandyke]

U know ur in a funk when ur listening to glad you came

[cutevirgo]

everyone gets to be anti catholicism bc of the atrocities but not the british. also bc of the atrocities

[violentdevotion]

why is this woman british ?!?!?!?!

[ebenelephant]

Tge thing with Shameless (and most brotish shows like that) is that the actors just look like regular average people. It's part of the charm

No because you're so right. Cover early seasons Noel Fisher in as much filth as you want and put characters in distressed clothes if you like, but it's really not hard to look past that and realise that everybody on Shameless US could be a fucking model.

It's in the framing of it all as well imo – and I really hope this isn't too graphic, and it's getting off the point a bit – but think of how Ian's underage sexual stuff is represented. US!Ian works in a strip club in a golden thong. He admits later on that he's starving himself to fit into it, and he's drugged to the gills, but the lighting and the camera work in the club can be so very flattering. UK!Ian is on his knees for grown men on filthy bathroom tiles, and it's disgusting, and it's uncomfortable to look at and unflatteringly shot, because it's awful.

It's the framing of it all – very beautiful, very above it all. The physical beauty and flawlessness of the actors just serves to heighten those choices even more and make the situations seem almost aspirational times, or somehow not as horrific. US!Debbie is dressing like she's older and getting prayed on by guys, and thinking she likes it, then getting older and more beautiful and getting tangled up with all these romances; UK!Debbie is wearing hoop earrings and a chavvy jacket with her hair scraped back, looking fucking miserable and at her wits end at having to play mother to all these fucking adults in her life.

[spitinsideme]

Wait are you British if so even more gears are turning now a Brit and southern woman oh geez I’m busting out the pens and paper as we speak

From,

Writer anon

i am in fact british !!! i am as brtish it gets i am that exact british steretype of brotish who say "bottle of water" weirdly i am super duprr britisb bust out those pens bust out that paprr and bust out those writing gears babygirl get that shit WRITTWN i am so glad my southern lesbian anon and i can be limke a muse for yo to write ahout

[coq-courage]

Before Marc could write, before he was confident with his voice

He signed

His dad was told that he was selectively mute

He didn't like talking much, but his hands moved with such speed

Marc and his dad spoke with their hands

They learned BSL together, cuz in my head he's a transfer kid from Britain

I also really like the idea that when he lived in the Uk, he ended up running I to this pompous lil brat named Felix and they fought at first before ending up as besties

And when Marc goes to Paris, he's all nervous, he knows French, his dad is half english half french, but it's a brand new school

And unfortunately he only knows Brotish Signing Language, not LSF

So when his tongue gets heavy and he's trying to sign instead, no one gets what he's saying

So he gets a notebook and writes in poor french, he's still getting spellings down

And he'll be on video call with his English bestie and be like "omfggggg. One of these folks are civilized enough to know how to speak with their hands" and his words are half english half french with some Chinese swears tossed in and his hands are moving fast and Felix is just listening when the news comes on

"Marc what's that"

"Hm? Oh that's ladybug, the French superhero"

"That's a teenager"

"Yup, and she has an obvious celebrity crush on your cousin."

"Who doesnt?"

"It's cute. She's trying so hard to pretend she's above being human but in the end she is just a human like the rest of us....stop that. I saw that look, Fe."

And yes I imagine if they're bestie enough, and Marc is observant enough, which he would be as a writer, that when Felix learns he's a senti, Marc finds out too

[madcatdaderpydrawer-blog]

MCFNAF Monty: Freddy. None of us have musical talent.

Glamrock Freddy: Monty. Monty, we’re literally a band.

Brotish Sun: Excuse me, Moondrop is trying to talk right now Monty, I don’t want to ask you.

British Moon: ….Oh! Thank you very much, Sunrise. That is very-

British Sun, to Moondrop: I hate you.

Monty: *punches Sun*

I don't know what else to say to these, they're just chaotic

[willsolace-loml]

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMOMGKMSBAOANEHWOSNFIWNDJOANSJSIMSBWKFNWMWMDKSNWKCKDMNWDI. THISISMYFAVORITEARTEVEROMGOMG

ALSO IMAGINE BERYL AS A BRITISH ACTRESS WHO MOVED TO LA SO THATS WHY THALIA HAS A BROTISH ACCENT BECAUSE SHE ONLY GREW UP AROUND HER MOM BUT JASON HAS AN AMERICAN ACCENT BECAUSE HE WASNT WITH HIS MOTHER OR THALIA AFTER THE AGE OF 2

Real British rep

[teamwindsorroyals]

Carole Middleton is a descendant of King George III and Kate is related to Guy Ritchie and his children with Madonna? This is all news to me. I suppose anyone could be related to royalty but I would be surprised if I am. My family are average stock. Farm owner. Employee for Brotish Navy. Military men. Nothing aristo to report here. And we can't track the lines back very far. Late 1700s would be a stretch and for some branches not even that. Like I said. Very average. So it's interesting to see Carole's connection.

[pazak-thion-brady]

Aardman's episode of Dtar Wars Visions has to be my fav. The brotishness and the wallace and gromit refferances everywhere, the slapstick soubd effects. I especially love the Zed. Also the impeccable claymation as always from Aardman.

[raccoon-in-a-dumpster]

i need a michael afton cosplay so i can make hot michael afton videos with a brotish acenct and shit

[intermyst]

lol i am getting diagnosis for my dysfasia so i cam present it in the brotish council to have extra time

its actually make sense that i have disphasia

but that also mean i am neurodivergent