#brother's osborne

[hideousvampire]

reverse brother au anyone

they work at a record store together for funsies (not johnny bc he sucks and has better things to do)

this singular interaction is why johnnys upset

he doesnt want his brothers talking to his karate rival

[apple-spider-vinegar]

Something I feel often goes unrecognized in discussion of Harry Osborn is the fact that he is the Only Child of a Single Parent.

In my experience/observation (both real and fictional) the only child/single parent bond is so inexorable it's hard to fully comprehend. Few other things will bind two people together in such a way.

Like many familial relationships, it's full of a thousand little hurts that will probably never get brought up again. Sometimes you let the relationship go by the wayside in pursuit of your own life goals because you take it for granted that family will always be around. But there's a unique flavor to it.

Deep down inside you there's an awareness that it's Just The Two Of You. For the child, it may have been just the two of you from your very earliest memories. Sure, you know other people. There are extended family and friends and maybe the parent has a romantic partner or two. But at the end of the day, in your home, in your hearts (something you carry with you no matter where you go) the two of you are all you have and all you feel you can really depend on.

A world in which the two of you aren't together is almost impossible to picture and you don't want to try, even in the moments you wish you could just get away from each other. Being an only child separated from a single parent for the first time ‐ even on normal and amicable terms like when you move out on your own - makes you realize, again and again, how many ways your parent has influenced you. The things you say that you heard from them first, the habits, the opinions. You love them, but sometimes it feels like they still... OWN you, even though you are your own person. Sometimes that frightens you, but the alternative is even more frightening.

Like all love, it'll make you behave selfishly and irrationally at times.

And it'll really make you DEFENSIVE.

If you're Harry Osborn and complain a bit about your dad being a dickhead while deep down wondering if he really even cares about you, that's one thing. But if anyone says a word against him in your presence you have to backtrack. You have to argue in his defense because he's all you have and you're all he has. Loss would unbearable.

Look, guys. It has been years since Harry and Norman Osborn have gotten along or been able to really enjoy each other's company, if they ever could. But if anything happened to the other they would kill everyone in this room and then themselves, do you understand what I'm saying?

[i-like-art-and-spiderman]

Remaking an Old Parksborn Incorrect Quote

At least a year ago I made a post on Pinterest and I want to remake it. The Spider trio gets captured by a villain who is about to kill them until a hoverboard hits the villain in the face, knocking them unconscious. Peter 1: What the . . . Peter 3: We're saved! * High fives Peter 1* Peter 2: (Instantly recognizing the glider) * backing up* No . . . Peter 3: Woah! Hey are you okay!? Peter 2: It can't be! Peter 1: Can't be who? Peter 3: Did we just get captured by a worse villain! Ghost Harry Osborn: Long time no see buddy. Peter 2: (On the brink of tears) Hare, is that really you? Oh God I . . . Harry: Died after he tried to kill me you said Peter 2: . . . What? Harry: Died in my arms after he tried to kill me. Those were your exact words right? Peter 2: Okay I . . . Harry: Never been a part of a team you said. Peter 2: Technically I didn't say . . . Harry: IT WAS HEARTBREAKING!!!!!!!! Peter 2: Hare now's not a great time ... Harry: Give me one good fucking reason why I should let you and your "new team" out of that cage you're in. Hmm? Peter 2: . . . really? Harry: Just one! Peter 2: Because you are the best friend and team member that a Spiderboy could ask for and I love you. Harry: . . . Peter 2: More than the world. Harry: * checking his nails *

Peter 2: More than being spiderman! Harry: * whistling to the tune of Killer Queen by Queen* Peter 2: *sigh* More than Mary Jane, being spiderman and the world combined . . . and I like your glider. Harry: *Gleefully opens the cage* Bonus: * Peter 2 and Harry are hugging for at least an hour* Peter 1: Do you think they ever . . . ? Peter 3: Oh, they definitely did.

[itsraining-honey]

“hey can i copy your homework?”

“yeah, just change it up a bit so it’s not obvious you copied it.

“ok”

[winterinhimring]

The fact that it's right after witnessing Harry's grief for his father that Peter says "no matter what I do, the ones I love will always be the ones who pay" now lives rent-free in my mind.

[happyunbday2u]

As much as I love Peter 2 being like the supportive older brother when he said Peter 3 was amazing and being proud of Peter 1 about being in the Avengers even tho he had no idea what that was and how people are like 'Either Peter 2 is the other Peters therapist or he will send them himself to one' I just feel like he needs the therapy too

Omg he's like the therapist friend

Peter 1: Thanks Peter 3, you're really the best at these things Peter 2: Oh it's no problem Peter 3: You know I feel like we've been sharing too much- Peter 2: No, not at all you can tell me anything! You can trust me, there is no burden in needing to talk about your problems Peter 3: Well, we just want hear you're problems Peter 1: Yeah we're all here for each other Peter 2: My problems? Oh no, no, no, no I don't talk about my problems. I don't want to be a burden to anyone Peter 3: ... Peter 1: ... Didn't you just say- Peter 2: Besides it's not as bad as you guys, I mean, we all went through the Uncle Ben thing tho I did end up killing the guy that killed my Uncle Ben on accident- Peter 3: You what!?! Peter 2: -and, remember Osborn? Yeah, so- (trauma dumping the entire 3 Spider-Man movies)-Harry died taking a stab for me but still it's no where near as bad as your problems Peter 1: ... oh my god Peter 3: ... I'm taking you to therapy

[jotterstan]

Drag race put some firefighters in drag and this is a happy pride to me! Fun fact: the first guy, adam, did this sorta as a gift to his pan daughter and trans son-in-law but they were all very excited to participate and perform.

Probs one of my fave drag race eps if only cause they also got my fave country music duo brothers osborne as celebrity judges

[lightscamerabitchsmileee]

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[dizzycycl0ne]

one of the brothers osborne being gay is so funny to me bc of course the corinthian had that gay country music queued UP

[trendfilmsetter]

2025 GRAMMY AWARD NOMINATIONS FOR BEST COUNTRY DUO/GROUP PERFORMANCE

Beyoncé & Miley Cyrus - II Most Wanted Brothers Osborne - Break Mine Dan + Shay - Bigger Houses Kelsea Ballerini & Noah Kahan - Cowboys Cry Too Post Malone ft Morgan Wallen - I Had Some Help

[apple-spider-vinegar]

OKAY, it might be a stretch to get a vast majority of Spider-Man fans to watch Cronenberg but if you like Harry Osborn (read: tragic, deeply sympathetic, emotionally unstable drug addicts trying and failing to build a life outside the influence of the more dominant family member they are deeply entwined with, and also there's some internalized homophobia in there) then can I please interest you in Dr. Beverly Mantle?

[glasskey]

THT : A Gothic Fairy tale Pt 2

THT is a bloodthirsty gothic fairy tale made flesh. Last time we discussed our classic fairy tale opener and the cursed kingdom that is Gilead, today it’s our villains.

We last left our protagonist languishing in her tower alone, no books, no music, no 5G…..nothing. Her jailers: Fred and Serena, are for all intents and purposes your basic Evil King and Queen. The character of the Evil King is generally cold, distant, selfish and greedy…..everyone please say hello to Fred Waterford. Our resident Evil King is kept busy, for the most part, with day to day Kingly duties such as paperwork, meetings, diplomacy and general maintenance of the iron fist that governs his kingdom. He’s not overly concerned with the various maneuverings that occur under his own roof, so long as they don’t cause a scandal or endanger the throne. Fred allows Serena to run the household, but takes her finger the second she oversteps outside the family “castle” and causes a ruckus.

He’s the one who carries the keys, he determines who gets to taste freedom in however many increments, as demonstrated by his nightly scrabble tournaments and jaunts to Jezebels. These dominant evil characters always have an achilles heel, a weakness that serves as a kind of karmic retribution in the end, and for Fred it’s June. By S3 he’s lost all control, his obsession has made him reckless and blind, consequently the forbidden lovers have now made off with the keys and gone full Prison Break.

Serena is our Evil Queen, this job description entails kidnapping, imprisonment, torture and general plotting. All of this is usually as a result of insecurity, vanity or just your run of the mill greed, and as season 1 - 4 clearly demonstrates, Serena is an absolute rockstar at it.

The very first thing Serena does is assert her dominance and threaten severe repercussions if she’s not entirely satisfied with every little thing. Our Serena may not have had a magic mirror to cackle madly into, but she does spend a good deal of time playing “who’s the fairest?”, only to be bitterly disappointed when Fred’s male gaze repeatedly tells her it is June. To add insult to injury by the end of season 1, the fair maiden has stolen her loyal knights fealty and try as she might, it seems there is absolutely NOTHING she can do to get it back.

There’s a tradition of these villainous characters wanting to deceitfully acquire something that the innocent protagonist rightfully possesses. Kiddy napping sits comfortably in the top five evil acts of any plot line playbook and lo and behold here we have Serena’s endless battle to wrestle Nicole from June’s vice like grip. This is where Serena enlists the assistance of our resident “witch in the woods”, Aunt Lydia and her dubious coven. It was interesting to note that Serena’s endeavours to acquire Nicole for herself ceased in S5 just as the writers sought to gradually redeem her character. Unfortunately I can’t forget that this is the same woman who used our protagonist as a breeding mare, held her down to be violently raped while heavily pregnant and threatened to put a ring in her mouth.

Things don’t generally end well for these power drunk machiavellian characters, they’re usually killed or suffer great misfortune. In some tales we see them serving out a life of servitude to the ones they have mistreated, so while Fred was rightfully murdered, Serena may be spared to live a life of sacrifice and service to June.

Next time I’ll be discussing the “hero” and the quest.

[i-like-art-and-spiderman]

Harry2 (Raimi): You happy now?

Harry 3( TASM): * walking away with his grilled cheese* Yeah.

Harry 2: . . .

Harry 3: Thank you!

Harry 2: Your welcome!

[danbenzvi]

On The Jukebox: "Petty Country: A Country Music Celebration Of Tom Petty"

Track listing below:

Chris Stapleton - "I Should Have Known It"

Thomas Rhett - "Wildflowers"

Luke Combs - "Runnin' Down A Dream"

Dolly Parton - "Southern Accents"

Justin Moore - "Here Comes My Girl"

Dierks Bentley - "American Girl"

Lady A - "Stop Draggin' My Heart Around"

Jamey Johnson - "I Forgive It All"

Brothers Osborne - "I Won't Back Down"

Wynonna & Lainey Wilson - "Refugee"

Willie Nelson & Lukas Nelson - "Angel Dream (No. 2)"

Eli Young Band - "Learning To Fly"

Ryan Hurd featuring Carly Pearce - "Breakdown"

Steve Earle - "Yer So Bad"

Margo Price featuring Mike Campbell - "Ways To Be Wicked"

Midland - "Mary Jane's Last Dance"

The Cadillac Three featuring BRELAND - "Free Fallin'"

Marty Stuart and his Fabulous Superlatives - "I Need To Know"

Rhiannon Giddens featuring Silkroad Ensemble and Benmont Tench - "Don't Come Around Here No More"

George Strait - "You Wreck Me (Live)"

[lingyunxiang]

Brothers Osborne is an American country music duo consisting of brothers T.J. Osborne (lead vocals, rhythm guitar) and John Osborne (lead guitar, background vocals).

Two sons from a working-class family, John and TJ Osborne grew up in the small water town of Deale, Maryland, writing and playing songs for friends and family in their father’s shed. John moved to Nashville first to play in other bands and two years later, TJ joined him. It was then they formed Brothers Osborne as a duo that blends equal parts country and rock into one of the freshest, most identifiable sounds to come out of Nashville in recent years. 

The siblings took home their first GRAMMY in 2022, winning Best Country Duo/Group Performance for their song “Younger Me,” inspired by TJ's recent coming out. The song is featured on the deluxe version of their latest release Skeletons, which was also GRAMMY-nominated for Best Country Album. The band has been nominated for 10 GRAMMYs in total, standing as five-time CMA Vocal Duo of the Year, and are three-time ACM Duo of the Year. Overall, they have collected six CMA awards, six ACM trophies and received the ASCAP Vanguard Award in 2019. Their critically acclaimed hit songs have tallied multiple RIAA Gold and Platinum certifications, while surpassing more than 2.5 Billion global streams. 

Previously sharing the bill with Chris Stapleton, Eric Church, Little Big Town and Miranda Lambert, Brothers Osborne’s latest headlining We’re Not For Everyone Tour hit more than 50 markets. Last fall, John Osborne produced Ashley McBryde Presents: Lindeville, and Brothers Osborne contributed the song “Play Ball.” They wrapped 2022 with a limited-edition collaboration with WhistlePig Whiskey, launching the WhistlePig PiggyBack Legends Series: Brothers Osborne Barrel. Three songs – including their brand new single “Nobody’s Nobody” – are out now, serving as the first look at their upcoming fourth studio album, set to release later this year.