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brooklynsbittersweet · 5 years ago
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I swear Rihanna is a whole mood.
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brooklynsbittersweet · 6 years ago
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Took this the other day and was surprised at how great Fenty makeup is
Do y’all have that one picture of yourself where you just look so damn good that you can’t believe it’s you?
Can y’all post them please? I’m tryna see something.
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vitalrelief · 10 years ago
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0. 6. 12.
0: Height? 5'2
6: Age you get mistaken for? anywhere from 18 to 22
12: Relationship status: single 
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brooklynsbittersweet · 6 years ago
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“Houston we have a problem” 😬😟😨
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play-the-game · 12 years ago
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your video had me dying but its nit that bad boy its only a category 1 you actin like its katrina
i dont know what you were hearing tho..coz if they're about to shut down the city..then something is serious.
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miija · 12 years ago
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is that you in the gif with tyga????????????
Girl, I wish.
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brooklynsbittersweet · 6 years ago
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So my mom decided to try to watch the walking dead with me. I didn’t know she fell asleep until she jumped every time she heard “i need you to wake up” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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brooklynsbittersweet · 6 years ago
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Tell me why i had a wet dream about Lil Baby but when he pulled out he turned into NBA Young Boy.
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brooklynsbittersweet · 6 years ago
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Does this ban also include erotica fan fiction? I can miss the titties but don’t take away my kilmonger fictions those were life 😭😭😭😭😭
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brooklynsbittersweet · 6 years ago
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So about 2 weeks ago i slipped up and got high with my ex because i was lonely and horny. Then that following week i had a job interview that required a drug test. Scared out my mind i went anyways and it was just a mouth swab. This week i had an interview for a different job and i was told hardly anyone passes the urine test. Scared out my mind i went anyways but they didn’t test me right then and there.
Y’all i was panicking my ass off, sweating like crazy, and had headaches from over-hydrating. But in the end God had my back.
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(P.S. if anyone has any tricks for a quick detox of marijuana or just to pass the drug test i am all ears)
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brooklynsbittersweet · 6 years ago
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I’ve been single for a year now yet emotionally i was still attached up until last week. No matter how distant he got, how mean he became, how much time has passed, i still loved him. I still wanted to be his girlfriend and eventually his wife. But that’s not what he wants, I’m not what he wants, and now I’m alone again. I hate it, i keep setting myself up for failure when it comes to guys. I never felt so alone because none of my so called friends don’t talk to me. My anxiety is getting worse. Can someone please help me?
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brooklynsbittersweet · 6 years ago
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 And they say black people are the problem 🙄🤦🏾‍♀️😂
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brooklynsbittersweet · 6 years ago
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Honestly, i kinda want to be lusted after if you the nigga I’m with. I appreciate not being objectified and respected, but if you rawin me and i wear “thot pants” on our date, you’re allowed to look.
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brooklynsbittersweet · 6 years ago
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I went on a date today and i found out he isn’t a pervert. Well i been knew but this was a blatant example. I put on what people call “thot pants” so he could have something to admire. I ain’t realize them bitches had a major hole under my left butt cheek until we got to the restaurant. I’m talking bout a GAPING hole. It was so bad that i had to ask a waitress for a stapler to close the hole. So in the end, buddy was too into his new Nintendo Switch that he ain’t realize his date had a wardrobe malfunction.
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brooklynsbittersweet · 6 years ago
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I just got drunk because 2 niggas stood me up and a third just bragged in my face about how he got a child after he made me get an abortion
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brooklynsbittersweet · 6 years ago
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I’m natural and i said i wanted to go blonde. My mom asked me who was gonna dye it and i said the weave shop like always. I haven’t been in like a year and haven’t looked them up in a good minute or received an email from them but then this...
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IF THE FBI DONT GET TF OFF MY PHONE MAN
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