#broker ep12

[thegreymoon]

Broker

Every time I think I can watch/read multiple things at the same time, I prove myself wrong, it never works, but I can finally return to this drama, now that I am done with Ever Night. 

Luo Yunxi, baby, I’ve missed your pretty face! 🖤

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This fucking creep.

I can’t believe I thought he was a nice guy. 

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Good choice, Mo Li! Break his fucking face. 

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These jealous layabouts do nothing but gossip all day. 

Toxic workplace is toxic. 

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Is this supposed to be funny? I’m trying to get a read on these scenes with the two of them and they are 1) boring and 2) awkward af. 

Their chemistry is non-existent, she looks bored and he is giving me insane amounts of second-hand embarrassment. The only thing I can think of is that this is supposed to be comedy but if it is, it’s falling flat on its nose. 

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One thing men should do more of is shutting up. Especially when all they do is spew nonsense like you do. 

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Oh, shut up, you disrespectful, pushy, idiotic brat.

No means no means no. It’s complete sentence, and her giving any kind of explanation is a courtesy. You going behind her back to bug her coworkers to ‘prove’ how she actually has time to do something she already refused is just obnoxious behaviour. If you were my sister, we would have been no contact the moment I left home. 

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I wonder if screenwriters and producers intentionally decide to torture their viewers. Like, they make them suffer through the likes of idiot sister and Qin Bin so that they will be super grateful and relieved when they finally get a morsel of what they are actually watching the show for in the first place. Is this a tactic? Because I don’t understand. 

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Just watch this witch try to sabotage the last batch now 🙄

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Wait! He’s going to sabotage it?? 

Oh, Mr Sun, I expected better from you 😠

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Ahahahaha, Xiaoshan is onto him!! Don’t mess with a spy, asshole. 

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Oh, thank fuck.

I was already bracing myself for a weekend full of idiocy. 

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Yes, please!

This is so much better than spending a weekend on Qin Bin’s shitty company bonding getaway. Thank you for not putting me through that!

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Oh, so it’s this idiot after all 😠

I can’t decide what would be more pathetic. Mr Sun instigating her and her being willing to get her hands dirty on his behalf, or him not approving of this and her doing it anyway. 

This should teach Jianing to fire shitty, sabotaging coworkers. 

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LMAO, I’m so mad this moron even has a job.

Please fire her and make sure she never works anywhere ever again. I wouldn’t trust her to stack boxes in warehouse. 

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Oh, thank goodness. 

A sense of shame is a good thing to have. Thank you for not disappointing me, Mr Sun! 

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. 

SHE IS AN ADULT FUCKING WOMAN WORKING AN ADULT FUCKING JOB, SABOTAGING A SUPER IMPORTANT PROJECT TO GET HER COLLEAGUE AND SUPERIOR FIRED. 

HOW IS THIS A FORGIVABLE OFFENSE????????????

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WHAT? WHAT?? WHAT??????

THESE WERE NOT SOME MEANINGLESS MISTAKES, THESE PEOPLE WERE INTENTIONALLY SABOTAGING PROJECTS, FALSIFYING DATA, ENGAGING IN WORKPLACE HARASSMENT AND HAZING. 

IF THEY SHOULD NOT BE FIRED, THEN WHO SHOULD? 

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What is this nonsense? What is even the message this shitty story is trying to send? 

Cover up for your colleagues at all costs, regardless of how highly unprofessional and illegal their actions are, even when they are scheming directly against you?? Are they serious??? 

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DUDE, A MISTAKE IS FORGETTING TO LOCK THE DOOR BEHIND YOU AND LETTING THE CAT IN TO CONTAMINATE THE SAMPLES. 

WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS CORPORATE ESPIONAGE THAT WILL DERAIL HER ENTIRE LIFE AND CAREER IF YOU ARE SUCCESSFUL. THAT IS NOT A MISTAKE. THAT IS PREMEDITATED CRIME. 

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LMAO, her making a complete fool of herself in front of him is like something straight out of Pride and Prejudice 🤣🤣

Caroline Bingley would be proud. 

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These ad placements are hilarious.

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I’m upset every time you two wastes of space show up on my screen.

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LMAO, his dude rolling his eyes at this nonsense is a whole mood.

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LMAO, he’s so mad at getting cockblocked by him 🤣🤣

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I am so done with these two rude, pushy assholes.

Just because they are too polite to tell you to fuck off in public doesn’t mean you stand any chance with them. 

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This entire situation in the club is cringey and awkward and it’s killing me with second-hand embarrassment. It’s very unenjoyable, but OK, whatever.

BUT WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY AT LEAST NOT HAVE HIM SING? WHY WOULD THEY SYNC THIS? WHY? WHY?? WHY??? 

CAN’T WE HAVE AT LEAST SOME GOOD THINGS?? 

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I’m really going to need these characters to grow a brain soon. Any one of them. Anytime now.