#broceries

[castielsprostate]

Grocery store more like Brocery store ahaha i am shopping

ahahahaa hell yeah brotha that's so cool 😎 wish i wwas there with yyou (⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠෴⁠ ⁠༎ຶ⁠)

[tartresponse]

Brocery store

[steven-myself]

JFK JR. Scrapbook - FACTORY Fanzine XL

[footsiepop]

[parkinglotfistfight]

Dudes, I'm losing my shit in the grocery store.

[textsfrombandom]

Pete: Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?

Patrick: Oh god...probably.

[kaeya-alberich-official]

Kaeya, babe, guess what

I have found the single thing you despise the most while doing broceries.

*shows a pic of grape juice cuz i cant find it rn*

(for the mod: im sorry if i made you uncomfy with the word babe)

...

“I can’t believe that some people actually drink grape juice...

“if they had a little more patience, they would find that it ferments into the most exquisite wine. Hmph. So unromantic.”

[instant-oatmeal]

I DID IT I FOUND WHERE THE BROS COME FROM: This brocery store

[evilnicegirl]

hey what’s popping brocery market

[auntie-histamine]

a grocery delivery service called broceries

[textsfromsafetypatrol]

Tehama: Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery Shopping?  

Ingrid: Oh god... probably.

[kokoronokuroyami]

🌟 For relationship ask meme

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice?  Kuro. Hajime usually tries to stay calm during an argument where as Kuro is very emotion driven outside of prosecution

Who threatens to leave but never actually does? I don’t think either would be that cruel

Who actually keeps their word and leaves? Kuro might try to run away at times because he’s scared he’ll hurt Hajime but Hajime always stops them

Who trashes the house? Neither they’re clean fighters

Do either of them get physical? they grab each other’s shoulders or clothes some times but they would never deliberately try to hurt each other

How often do they argue/disagree? it’s very rare but when they happen they’re big Who is the first to apologise? flip flops

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? they have a daughter and a son, Yume and Daisuke If so, how many children do your muses want/have? 2 Who is the favorite parent? both parents are loved dearly Who is the authoritative parent? Kuro tends to be a bit stricter but Hajime is more protective Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Hajime is very serious about the children’s education but he knows when the children need a mental health day Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? Kuro pretends to be mad when they steal cookies and candy but he was young once and he and his sister did that themselves so he lets it slide. Hajime joins in on the sweet stealing 

Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? Depends if they’re working on a case or not

Who goes to parent teacher interviews?

They both try to actively be a part of their children’s lives so they both attend meetings wherever possible or at least have one of them appear

Who changes the diapers? Kuro and Hajime split the baby care evenly and take turns doing diapers

Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby?

Kuro doesn’t because he has more difficulty sleeping in comparison to Hajime

Who spends the most time with the children?

They both try to spend as much time with their children as possible.

Who packs their lunch boxes? They have a roster as to who’s turn it is Who gives their children ‘the talk’? Hajime has a better way with words

Who cleans up after the kids? Hajime is a bit of a neat freak so he does Who worries the most?

Kuro Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Hajime

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? Kuro is a little cuddle monster Who is the little spoon? Kuro unless Hajime is really tired and emotional Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? I’m not qualified to divulge that information Who struggles to keep their hands to themself? Really depends on the situations    How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? Till the end of time

Who gives the most kisses? I like to think Hajime does while Kuro is a ball of blushes

What is their favourite non-sexual activity? Snuggling and watching movies Where is their favourite place to cuddle? On the couch Who is more likely to playfully grope the other?  I don’t…. think they would? How often do they get time to themselves? Not that often when they get their jobs and the kids but they make it work

Sleeping:

Who snores? Hajime maybe If both do, who snores the loudest? Still Hajime Do they share a bed or sleep separately? Share a bed If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? Depends on the night. they tend to cozy up most of the time though Who talks in their sleep? Kuro is an avid sleep talker What do they wear to bed? I can’t speak of Hajime but Kuro has a wolf onesie Are either of your muses insomniacs? Kuro isn’t an insomniac but he doesn’t sleep much Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? Hajime insisted Kuro get a prescription after he figured out he wasn’t sleeping and was endangering his and their child’s health Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? little bit of both Who wakes up with bed hair? Both Who wakes up first? Kuro most times, Hajime really struggles with surprising him Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? Hajime does when Kuro is sick What is their favourite sleeping position? Spooning Who hogs the sheets? Not always but it’s Kuro

Do they set an alarm each night? Hajime does Can a television be found in their bedroom? Probably not because Kuro prefers books Who has nightmares? Both but Kuro more than Hajime Who has ridiculous dreams? Hajime probably Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?  Daisuke and Yume Who makes the bed?  Both, gets done faster What time is bed time? 10:00pm at the earliest 3:00 am at the latest   Any routines/rituals before bed? Kuro has to read at least one chapter of his book Hajime has to make sure that all the windows are locked Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Kuro

Work:

Who is the busiest? Kuro is a workaholic Who rakes in the highest income? Kuro as he is a pretty successful prosecutor Are any of your muses unemployed? the kids because child labor laws protect them Who takes the most sick days? Kuro because he works himself sick and Hajime forces him to stay home Who is more likely to turn up late to work? Neither Who sucks up to their boss? Kuro is technically Hajime’s boss but Kuro tends to try and get on Edgeworth’s good side What are their jobs? Kuro is a prosecutor and Hajime is his detective, they tried to keep their relationships under wraps so they could work on cases together but a murder case unraveled that Who stresses the most? Kuro Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? Kuro may be a workaholic but that’s because he loves his job and has dreams of fixing the system Are your muses financially stable? they make a decent living

Home:

Who does the washing? Kuro

Who takes out the trash? Hajime

Who does the ironing? Kuro

Who does the cooking? They take turns

Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? the kids

Who is messier?  Kuro Who leaves the toilet roll empty? Neither Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? the kids Who forgets to flush the toilet? neither

Who is the prankster around the house? Hajime Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? Both seem to remember

Who mows the lawn? Hajime Who answers the telephone? Kuro Who does the vacuuming? Hajime Who does the groceries? They Brocery shop Who takes the longest to shower? both if they shower together Who spends the most time in the bathroom? Neither

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? Not a problem as in they’re rich but they aren’t struggling either How many cars do they own? 1 but they prefer walking Do they own their home or do they rent? They own a small house, sometimes an apartment depending on the story Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? They’re closer to the countryside Do they live in the city or in the country?  The city Do they enjoy their surroundings? They like their home What’s their song? Hold me by Farid Momodov What do they do when they’re away from each other? Wait for the other to come back just kidding they spend time with friends and family and catch up Where did they first meet? Hope’s Peak Academy Reserve Course How did they first meet? Hajime found Kuro crying after he got picked on by bullies Who spends the most money when out shopping? Both were raised to be pretty frugal Who’s more likely to flash their assets? Not sure Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? Both stifle a laugh Any mental issues? Not in the non-despair au but Kuro does still have to deal with the trauma of his parents’ murder Who’s terrified of bugs? Neither Who kills the spiders around the house? Neither. They use the cup and paper technique Their favourite place? The park near their house Who pays the bills? it’s a team effort Do they have any fears for their future? Kuro is worried for his family’s safety as both a prosecutor and a necromancer but Hajime is his rock the entire time Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? Hajime

Who uses up all of the hot water?  Neither Who’s the tallest? Hajime Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? Hajime Who wanders around in their underwear? the kids Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? Kuro when he think’s he’s alone What do they tease each other about? Hajime’s sensitive hair and Kuro’s workaholicness Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? Neither Do they have mutual friends? Each other’s former classmates Who crushed first?  Kuro and he crushed bad Any alcohol or substance related problems? I hope not Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?  I mean Maybe Kuro? he can’t hold his liquor well Who swears the most?

Hajime

[eagesoldartblog]

Hi I think your cool uwu. Super random, but do you have any fluffy or sfw lewthur fic recs owo? No nsfw at all pls. Please.

Yes actually! I post a lot on Archive of our own. Although im not sure if you’re referring to my own works or others- I haven't had much time to read other peoples fic’s WhOOPS AMIRITE 

Midnight shifts Embraces- This one is specifically Lewis and Arthur, where Lewis comes home a bit late and Arthur gives him a surprise (This is one of mine)

You’re really my dearest friend- Lewis has a bad day and gets to come home to a nice gift (ANOTHER ONE OF MINE IM SORRY-)

A Little More Kissing, a Little Less Cold- This one is actually really adorable where Lewis moves in with Arthur and its overall very sweet and nice and cute :,D

As Long As I'm With You- Lewis and Arthur cuddle!! Ahh!!!

Im Everyone’s Valentine! (But who will be mine?) - Arthur deals with some valentine struggles, oh no! (More Lewvithur but I hope thats alright)

Death Warmed up- A really cute sickfic where Arthur is taken care of whether he wants to or not!!!

Insomnolence- Arthur has insomnia but its okay because he has a big warm ghost buddy!

Two Steps Forward- Arthur finally makes the first move 

Shared Waffles- Probably my absolute favorite, since its literally just the two dummies being goofy at two am.

Cakes and Cars- Another favorite of mine! Its sweet and gentle and takes place in a universe where they don't actually know each other at first. Although I should warn you- this isn't NSFW but it does feature a few lines of the boys looking at each others butts, so take that as you will

Brocery Shopping- They're idiots, the lot of them. Lots of puns and some havoc to be reign, They're every retail employees worst nightmare 

And that's all!! I hope you enjoy!

[phowoom-blog]

Not only are we funny but we can make puns! #youtube #phowoom #homemade #bro #groceries #fort #broceries #funny #video #actor #shopping #highfive

[honeycomb-mainframes-and-dsis]

bro. will you go to the brocery store and pick up some B R O D U C E 

@daffodil-toad

[rengex]

Rex: HEY GUYS I finished stuff anyone down to celebrate

Rex: Tuck ur done right

Tuck: yeah but I’m busy

Rex: with what? Ur on break

Rex: what could be more important than me?

Rex: I am ur bro

Rex: ur #1 bro

Rex: ur bromeo

Rex: we could go 2 the brocery store

Rex: and get some BROcoli

Skwydd: I hate this conversation

Cricket: Rex you don’t even like broccoli

Rex: I will do anything for a good pun!!!

Skwydd: nothing about that was good

Rex: honestly how dare u