#broadwaystuck gen2

[broadway-sollux]

had two much fun wiith thii2. covered iin honey. help.

lyriic2 under the cut.

fuck. thii2 ii2 takiing forever. ju2t compiile already! oh. hey liittle guy. ugh. iit mu2t bee 2o much ea2iier ju2t carryiing data and makiing honey all day. ii’d rather bee a bee. I’mma bee, I'mma bee, I'mma I'mma I'mma bee I'mma bee, I'mma bee, I'mma I'mma I'mma bee I'mma bee, I'mma bee, I'mma I'mma I'mma bee I'mma bee bee bee bee I'mma I'mma bee I'mma bee bee bee bee I'mma I'mma bee I'mma bee bee bee bee I'mma I'mma bee

I'mma be in the network I'mma be buzzin’ at 20ghz I'mma be zippin through the wires with my crew I'mma be writin’ all those codes you wanna use I'mma be up in them honeycomb slits Better not cause a glitch, and I'mma be Zippin’ them zips cause I'mma be so honey-drenched You gon’ be givin’ me clicks I'mma be carryin’ bits Lookin all fly and shit I'mma be the fliest prick I'mma be spreading my wings I'mma be doing bee things (do it do it, okay)

I'mma I'mma fly it this way, I'mma I'mma I'mma I'mma fly it that-a way This is sexy Sol, and I'mma I'mma bee here to stay From my sixth sweep til infinity

I'mma bee, I'mma bee, I'mma I'mma I'mma bee I'mma bee, I'mma bee, I'mma I'mma I'mma bee I'mma I'mma I'mma be I'mma be, I'mma be I’mma I'mma be, I'mma be be be be Imma I'mma be I'mma be I'mma I'mma I'mma be, I'mma be be be I'mma I'mma be

I'mma be the upgraded new servo I'mma be a supersize server with soul I'mma be world wide emperial I'mma be mega, not a one-bit drone I'mma be brilliant with my millions Load out a billion, generate a trillion I'mma be a busy bee, but my name ain't Hussie I'mma be ya hub, soundin real buzzy Honeys in text, and we trollin’ them pests but I don't really mind when they trollin’ them pests I'mma be, I'mma be I'm-I’mma  I'm-Imma be Rich, baby I'mma be, I'mma be, I'm, I'mma be

Sick with overload When the goal is to power this show I'mma be the future I'mma be the whole, reason why trolls even connect to the flow You can see what I’m programmin’ And I don’t even have to glow I'mma be up in the hive Doin' whatever I like I'mma be popping that honey Chillin' and living that good life Oh let's make this last forever Coding and flying together On and on and on and on and On and on and on and on and I'mma be buzzin’ like this Y'all always wan’ type shit Wantin’ me to fix all your techno bits Acting like that’s my job, it isn’t I can’t help that I’m goldblooded And all trolls want is psionics Drop this whole life and just buzz instead Be part of electronics

I'mma be, I'mma be, I'mma be, I'mma be I'mma be living that good life I'mma be living that good good I'mma be, I'mma be, I'mma be, I'mma be I'mma be living that good life I'mma be living that good good I'mma be, I'mma be, I'mma be, I'mma be I'mma be living that good life I'mma be living that good good I'mma be, I'mma be, I'mma be, I'mma be I'mma be living that good life I'mma be living that good good I'mma be I'mma be I'mma be, I'mma be, I'mma be, I'mma be

I’mma, I’mma, I'mma be Rocking that ATH~ extension infinite B-E-E we definite Ly- on some high wattage shit Futuristic colony Powerful with energy From the core psionicly Sending electronicly Cross’ the planet and the sea Making lots of ho-o-oney Rocking codes, compi-a-ling I'mma be there with my bees Living life, feeling free That's how it's supposed to be Live to serve a better Queen Celebrate like I'mma bee

I'mma be, I'mma be, I'mma be, I'mma be I'mma be, I'mma be, I'mma be, I'mma be I'mma be, I'mma be, I'mma be, I'mma be

[broadway-sollux]

ii had a dream the other niight of an older me-but-not-me. iit wa2nt plea2ant. 

iit 2eemed 2o real.

...but iit couldnt bee. obviiou2ly. ...

[broadway-sollux]

for anon. hope ii could do the 2ong ju2tiice.

iit really made me thiink- who do ii thiink is the uniiver2e2 wor2t fuckup other than my2elf? 

the an2wer wa2 pretty obviiou2.

lyriic2 below the cut.

We'll never get free Grubs to the slaughter What you gon' do when there's blood in the water? The price of your greed is our race and another Why’d you want to add to the blood in the water? Look at my dead eyes Do you think that things are fine? Oh, the meteor’s empty And our Hope has just run dry We thought we could win this But our spirits are broken If you listen real closely We can hear Jack approaching We'll never get free Grubs to the slaughter What you gon' do when there's blood in the water? The price of your greed is our race and another Why’d you have to add to the blood in the water? To the blood in the To the blood in the Begging for mercy Admit you were toxic You killed all of us for Another minute in your pocket Now she is the violence Cut you to pieces There’s nothing but silence And a HONK in the distance We'll never get free Grubs to the slaughter What you gon' do when there's blood in the water? The price of your greed is our race and another Rainbow splattered walls from this blood in the water From our blood in the water From our blood in the You’re the betrayer I am the storm   You’re the damn prince And I am the swarm When the last troll falls it’s the end of all days Regret won’t fix it What's your alibi? What's your alibi? What's your alibi? What’s your excuse for the blood in the, blood in the water? Spilled our blood in the water Spilled out blood in the So much blood in the water

[broadway-sollux]

ii wii2h everyone would learn how two fiix theiir own 2hiit.

or at lea2t 2top being complete bulge2ucker2 when they a2k me two do iit for them.

lyriics (by the iincrediible gavelingChief) under the cut

I sit here waiting for you to start that song To hear that idiot saying, “Is it right or is it wrong?” If only code was easy, friendly reminder You’d all still suck at it, if I hear help again I’ll call murder

I am your tech support, support, support I am your tech support-port Am your tech support-port Am your basic nerd you need and scream at me Tech support, support, support Ruin all I worked for (I’ll turn the lights out) Give zero fucks, make ‘em mad, mad (make it real loud) Don’t say shit ‘bout F1 (I’ll take your lights out) Learn to be useful, mess around, around (it just can’t get worse) (S-u-p-p-o-r-t ) Make it real loud (S-u-p-p-o-r-t) Give zero fucks, make 'em mad, mad (S-u-p-p-o-r-t) Make it real loud (S-u-p-p-o-r-t) give zero fucks, make 'em mad, mad

I’ve overheard your theory “hacking is just for geeks” I guess sir, if you say so, some of us cared to read One second I’m a tool, then suddenly the tool is me Nerds wish they could hack, now hackers wish they were nerds like me

I am your tech support, support, support I am your tech support-port Am your tech support-port Am your basic nerd you need and scream at me Tech support, support, support Ruin all I worked for (I’ll turn the lights out) Give zero fucks, make ‘em mad, mad (make it real loud) Don’t say shit ‘bout F1 (I’ll take your lights out) Learn to be useful, mess around, around (it just can’t get worse) (S-u-p-p-o-r-t ) Make it real loud (S-u-p-p-o-r-t) Give zero fucks, make 'em mad, mad (S-u-p-p-o-r-t) Make it real loud (S-u-p-p-o-r-t) give zero fucks, make 'em mad, mad

Around, around Around, around now Ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo Ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo Ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo Ooh-ooh I am your tech support, support, support I am your tech support-port Am your tech support-port Am your basic nerd you need and scream at me The tech support, support, support Ruin all I worked for (I’ll turn the lights out) Give zero fucks, make 'em mad, mad (make it real loud) Don’t say shit of F1 (I’ll take your lights out) Learn to be useful, mess around, around (it just can’t get worse) (S-u-p-p-o-r-t) Make it real loud (S-u-p-p-o-r-t) Give zero fucks, make 'em mad, mad (S-u-p-p-o-r-t) Make it real loud (S-u-p-p-o-r-t) Give zero fucks, make 'em mad, mad H-A-C-K-E-R