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mechieonu · 11 months ago

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like. he is such a huge nerd. he made his own F5 merch from scratch. he has illustrated scrolls of each member on his room walls. he is one of the only people to have seen the five's very first unofficial battle EVER and it changed the trajectory of his life. he once got his friends to help him sneak into a kung fu exhibit that was going to open the NEXT DAY. he's got nicknames and COMBO MOVES that HAD to have required an immense amount of knowledge and practice of each member's strengths. when he gets arrested in gongmen city his first impulse is to geek about the acupuncture cuffs they've placed him in. he is such a nerd.

#and its precisely what his joie de vivre so lovable and infectious #he's living his dream. and every moment is a display of that. he's just so happy he gets to be there with them #his heroes!!!!#he's just so chock full of love and awe and respect for them it drives me nuts #its also very funny to think of him being THE furious five fan #he wouldn't be gatekeepy at all but just a liiiiiitle bit insufferable #someone offhandedly mentions thst the five's first battle was in the weeping river and po bursts through the door going UM ACTUALLY #kfp #po ping #i love him sm #bro absolutely has stat charts and WILL launch into a 3-hour word waterfall #over Tigress' chances of beating Shifu in a fight #the second shifu asked him if he was familiar with master rhino he went ❗

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