#briar goes 'SLAY' every time cerise growls or snaps at a boy trying to make a girl uncomfortable
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when i was a kid and i was watching ever after high i would always see those moments where cerise would just go feral, yk, when she'd just start growling at people and her more animalistic tendencies would come out, and i would just think, 'WOW THIS IS SO STUPID??? HOW CAN THEY NOT TELL SHE'S HALF-WOLF??? SHE IS LITERALLY CLEARLY EXHIBITING NOTHING BUT WOLF BEHAVIOR???'
and now that we've grown older and wiser i've come to the solemn conclusion that everyone thought cerise was that one really weird girl in middle school who had her 'I'm a Wolf' phase and just didn't grow out of it by the time high school came around.
cerise is also canonically really buff and athletic and ngl she could be lowkey terrifying if she wanted to, so there were probably not many people there willing to make fun of her or call her out for acting like this anyways.
ALSO, side hc that the wonderlandians of course are NOT used to this by any measure and so when cerise growls or snaps at them they're just like ??? while someone else goes 'haha classic cerise' in the corner.
so just like:
*cerise bumps into lizzie*
Lizzie: Off with your head!
Cerise: *straight up GROWLING*
Lizzie:
Lizzie: Hey, what the fuck.
Briar: Haha, good one, Cerise; your growl's more realistic than ever!
The Wonderlandians: Excuse me what the fuck is this normal???
maddie of course is delighted by this however and probably does know cerise's secret via the narrators. tbh, she probably adds more to the 'wolfgirl bit' in order to keep cerise's secret safe.
#ever after high#eah#shitpost#cerise hood#madeline hatter#lizzie hearts#kitty chesire#the wonderlandians#eah shitpost#briar beauty#ever after high's resident 'im a wolf' cerise hood#they're all so used to it#they probably think it's normal#briar goes 'SLAY' every time cerise growls or snaps at a boy trying to make a girl uncomfortable#even apple's just like 'oh cerise? yeah she's just like that idk man'#i like to imagine that while maddie is delighted and kitty ends up using the real knowledge to her advantage#lizzie is just liek what the fuck where the fuck am i why is this girl growling at me WHY ARE HER EYES CHANGING COLOR#ramona 'im actually supposed to be a wolf' badwolf comes around and LOSES her shit#she'll never let cerise live it down
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