#brian just went that the spider union would have a creepy customer service line

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"Yeah i- i know jerry's the spider usually working my neighborhood, but he scared my dog last time so i think"

"Was there an issue with the service? Is jerry unsatisfactory?

"Nonono!! Its not Jerry! I just think my dog might try to eat him now. Is there another spider yall could send for these gnats?"

"This is an apporpriate request, susan will be dispatched. Expect her in two weeks"

Dial tone...

spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.