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dilf bremaine makes their tumblr debut
#bremaine#fotc#flight of the conchords#jemaine clemaine#bret mckegney#jemaine clement#bret mckenzie#art#drawing#fanart
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p1-Jelly (Bret, who often has a poor appetite, fainted one day due to low blood sugar and was saved by Jemaine, who is half-human, half-jelly. (Jem is translucent, and if you put something inside… you know what I mean. Jem is flavored like green apple) P2-Flesh Gordon Au(1974) Theme song:It's Time to Wake Up 2023-La Femme (https://open.spotify.com/track/1IPhN2VKk1kklU0j3C7eO5) Robot Princess Bret & Space Ranger Jemaine Desire lasers ravaged the universe, and space ranger Jem felt… very good about it. During a spring in the universe, he landed his dick spaceship on a nearby planet and met the alien princess Bret (video kid). ‘Why is this princess unaffected by the desire lasers?’ Jem pondered after failing to flirt with Bret Bret's Perspective: Video kid led the robots away from lonely Earth, temporarily settling in the universe, elected as the alien princess by the intelligent robots. They built their home from the cosmic debris left after Earth's explosion (including some sex toys and metal scraps). Year after year, the steel beings cycled through the desolate planet, living for some unknown purpose. Until cosmic rays struck, until Spac ranger Jem landed—finally, the spring of the universe. (The subsequent story will be published on AO3 once I translate the article from Mandarin to English. (If you are fluent in both Chinese and English and are interested in translating these articles, please feel free to contact me!)
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Kalny how should i vote in the referendum? brexit or bremain?
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Don’t forget to vote for climate justice tomorrow!
On December 12th, 2019
#climate change#gtto#uk election#brexit#voting#vote conservative#(thats to get in the tags)#vote green#vote december 12th#vote labour#vote the tories out#uk politics#sinkhole#bremain
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Hey, British folk.
Vote tactically this election.
Find out who the likely majority in your constituency is using this site. Vote for whoever is the majority against the Tories. Is your constituency Lib Dem Vs Conservative? Vote Lib Dem. Is your constituency Labour Vs Conservative? Vote Labour.
We're all in this together. Kick out the Tories while we still can.
#election#2019#brexit#bremain#labour#liberal democrats#lib dems#tories#boris johnson#jeremy corbyn#december 12th
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BREXIT BEHOLD BREXIT BOONDOGGLERS. BE YOU BLOKES BLANCHED BY FOREBEARS' BEQUEST BEMOANING THE BLACKENING OR BROWNING OF BRITISH URBIA. BE YOU BEWITCHED BY BANAL BRAINWASHING BRAZENLY BANISHING BEES, BELITTLING UN-BENDY BANANAS, BASHING BETRAYED ''BREEDS'' BRUTALISED BY BRITISH-BACKED BOMBINGS BLOWING IN FROM ABROAD; BEREFT OF B'REASON—BELIEVING BOWLFUL AFTER BOWLFUL OF BLATANT BULLSHIT. BACKUP A BRIEF BIT. BULLETS, BOMBS BELEAGUERED BOTH BRITAIN AND BELGIUM BEFORE. BETTER BEINGS BUILT BASIC, BRITTLE BUT BRAVE BRIDGES; BREATHING BREATH INTO BATTERED BODIES—BOTH BIRTHPLACES AND BIPEDS—BRINGING BACK BRETHREN FROM THE BRINK; BESTOWING BEATIFIC BELONGING; BRANDISHING OLIVE-BRANCHES; AND BUSINESSLIKE, BELITTLING BANDITS BEREFT OF BASIC BENEVOLENCE. BE BIGGER! BEAR DOWN ON THE BREAKING BAD. BREACH THE BROMANCE BETWIXT BEWILDERED BIGWIGS AND BLEATING, BABBLING HIGH-BORN BACKBENCHERS. BERATE BLEARY-EYED BALLOT-BOX-BEATERS BEHOLDEN, BRIBED OR BORED. BEWARE THE BENEFACTORS OF BREXIT: BOYS, BY AND LARGE, B'RESIDING BETWEEN BELOVED ALBION AND BEGUILING BANKS BEYOND. BE NOT OBLIVIOUS TO THE BELLIGERENCE OF BULLY-BOYS BROADCASTING BILE-FUL B'RHETORIC (BETIMES ON THE BEEB) BRANDISHING BITTER, BITTERLY BEWAILING THE BRIEVEMENT OF BYGONE BEHAVIOUR, BEMOANING THE BRIGHT AND BOOKISH WHILE BABY BOOMERS BELIEVE AND BIG-UP BOLLOX. BLITZ BRAVADO BALLONI BEST BECOMES BUFFOONS. BROADEN BEYOND ''TO BE OR NOT TO BE.'' BARE THE BRETRAIL OF ABANDONED BRITS. BEAR THE BLAME. BELAY THE BLUNDER; BUY TIME; BACK-IT-UP; BACK-IT-OUT, BEGIN AND THEREIN BROACH THE BETRAYAL, BELIGHT THE BLIGHTING AND BEQUIETING OF THE BROKE, BEGGARED AND ABANDONED. BREAK IT, FOR BE BOUND! THIS BREXIT BURIES BLUE-COLLAR AND BOURGEOISIE BOTH; ALBEIT BOXED BELOW AND ABOVE. BOTHERED? BAYESIAN-LY BRINGING TO BEAR BUT BRAZENLY BREWING BUILDERS TEA WE BET OUR BREAKFASTS BRIMMING WITH BACON AND BAKED BEANS, BET OUR BRAISED BEEF, BLANCHED BROAD-BEANS, BOILED BROCCOLI HABITUALLY BEDECKED ON BRITISH BOWLS, BEFITTING OUR BOWELS. AND BY-THE-BY BEFOWLING OUR BEACHES; OUR BREAD AND BUTTER NOW BESMIRCHING OUR BREACHES. WE BAR BANTER ABOUT BALMS, ANTIBIOTICS AND BUYING-ATOMICS. BRING TO BEAR BUT THE BEASTLY BITS ABOVE, I'M BRICKING IT. BETTING BREXIT'LL BETTER US BOTH? JIM'LL BREXIT! BE BRAVE; B'REACH-OUT; BRING ABOUT BETTER BRITAIN; BE BASTIONS OF BIGGER BLUEPRINTS; BE BUG BITTEN. BLAZE ABOUND; BRING BACK BRAINS, BRING BACK BALANCE AND B'REASON. BE BRAZEN: BURN BRAS. BE BOLD; BIND IT WITH BRIMSTONE. PASS BY BIFURCATION AND BYPASS BISECTION. BY PARLIAMENT, B'REFERENDA OR B'ELECTION! BRING IT BACK, /SING/ IT BACK. BREAK. CHANGE DIRECTION BE BRITISH BE BETTER BYWAY OF BRE'ACTION AND... BY AND BY BEHOLD A BRIGHTER, EMBRACING, BRITANNIA. AND TO BREXIT I SAY: BRISINGR. EMCEE ARSEY @emceearsey (WITH ABOLOGIES TO LEMN SISSAY) (ORIGINAL PHOTO: TIM GREEN AKA atoach ON FLICKR)
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At least there is one thing everyone can agree on.
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Don't forget to follow me here on Twitter - https://mobile.twitter.com/MattanzaMFedora #EnglandForEurope #EnglishANDEuropean #Remain #BollockstoBrexit #EuropeanANDProud #Bresistance #StopBrexitSaveEngland #EndToryRule #StopBrexit #England #Europe #Bremain @dales_for_europe @europetoday_et (at England) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8Pr8AdnsUx/?igshid=1qpq6hi7y0k9
#englandforeurope#englishandeuropean#remain#bollockstobrexit#europeanandproud#bresistance#stopbrexitsaveengland#endtoryrule#stopbrexit#england#europe#bremain
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All of you UK people please sign. So important
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Bremaine Collection 2024 Part 1 - 12 months x 12 theme songs x 12 types of AU themed posters——Wherever they are, Bret and Jemaine will be together
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'MPs overwhelmingly back Article 50 bill' actually fuck my life do these people have brains
#brexit#shitstuff#I miss the EU#no offence @theresa may but what the fuck are you doing#personal#uk politics#bremain#shut up rhi
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Tbh everyone needs to hear this rn ❤️❤️
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#Brexitshambles #remainer #EU #europe #brexit #UK #bremainer #48percent #saboteur #stopbrexit #sillytees #tshirt #tshirtprinting #tshirts #etsy sillytees.co.uk or click on the link on my bio page #etsysellers #etsyperfect (at Dartford)
#tshirts#eu#stopbrexit#etsysellers#saboteur#sillytees#bremainer#remainer#48percent#brexit#tshirtprinting#etsy#europe#tshirt#uk#etsyperfect#brexitshambles
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I learned the word cremains from Gideon the Ninth so :handshake: on learning obscure necromancy terminology from media
such a terrible word, are buried remains bremains or what, ghastly
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Illegalise brexit
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