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Prompt 134
One of the young justice members is complaining about how their parents or mentors benched them after getting injured.Β
And Marvel snorting and saying that that reminds him of Phantom. And of course, the YJ crew, ask who that is.Β
βOh Phantoms my big brother, pops never really understood our human halves or limits soβ¦β and he just shrugs like he didnβt just drop Lore. And the teens smell blood in the water, they want to know more.Β
#prompts#dcxdp#dpxdc#The kids have sniffed out the Forbidden LORE#Marvel was distracted by the meditteranean magic men in his head#Robin: Guess what B I now know more about Marvel then you do >:)#Batman: Hnn#YJ to JL: Do you guys know Marvel's brother???#JL: His What#Eternal 10 year old Billy: So don't freak out#Eternal 14 year old Danny: What did you do#Constantly age shifting Clockwork: Oh I'm sure nothing wrong now help me fix this timeline the speedsters broke#Pariah trying to bake cookies: Just don't break the table if you start wrestling#Eternally 12 Ellie and eternally 17 Dan entering through different doors: Oh no the whole family is here the keep won't survive
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I have this confessions blog blocked because itβs full of vile crap that lands in the Homelander tag and I prefer not to browse through it but someone linked me to this absolute gem from earlier this month. Wow, this is the best #prostategate 2024 post, you win, Iβm in blissful tears, almost worth unblocking the account to not miss these page-long tirades.
Under the cut for low IQ and high aggression
Iβm in tears. If itβs a parody, itβs a good one.
#laugh rule#the medical profeshunul has entered the chat#did you know BPH causes debilitating pain#I wonder how most men even live past 60 in such agony#no old gay men have sex#because ejaculation is painful and so is bottoming according to the profeshunul#BPH can be cancer! breaking scientific news#fandumb indeed#another entry in βonly Iβm media literateβ tumblr brainrot#homelander#the boys season 4#the boys#the boys tv#no Iβm not reblogging from the origin#too much crap to unblock it#prostategate 2024#this fandom wank is still going I canβt believe it
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ohhh i'm eating up those parallels between higuruma and geto
#two extremely talented men entering the system with heads full of ideals#swallowed by it thrashed squeezed dry and spat out empty#and finally confronted with their own helplessness#making them break and snipe#but higuruma had yuji#and gojo wasn't as strong as yuji and couldn't help geto out#bas binges jujutsu kaisen#higuruma hiromi#geto suguru
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Opened twitter to Scottie falling off so hard and calling women midβ¦..
#NEVER TRUST A M*N EVER!#bb26#actually so sad about this his nerd ass got jacked and suddenly entered inceldom#literally first Johnny Mac being republican Mac and now this I just cannot catch a break with my bb men
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Oden is winning the bad bitch competition jesus
#so the prophecy was from before oden was killed... so he sacrificed himself for it too...#TURN THAT SONG UPPP!!!!!#WHAT HAPPENED??? also kiku is like 'why am i the only one here serving cunt' and she wojld be right....#luffy got socks and new sandals omg.... and a new sword....#zoro almost killing sanji with enma aldhakdjsksjskqj sanji said put on the armor π and the sword became homophobic#wanda still has namis clothes on... oh its serious....#otsuru omg.... queen.... and she also knows kinemon is there.. the drama the angst#this episode is just edging.... why do i know that something happened at the end of the episode.... enough.....#talking tag#watching one piece#episide 959#NOT THE SUNNY!!! THE PEOPLE FROM OKOBORE BURNT ALIVE???? NOOOOO#me wondering why oden has such a short skirt and then they hide their wives from him when he enters the city ajdjsksk yeah....#omg oden pantyshot.... i keep getting fed this season.....#why the new ad breaks with luffy ace and sabo omg..... dont....#i love this bit about old people with black hair having blonde hair when they were young...#tsuru stripping kinemon of his clothes akdhakdhak#why is oden such a menace lmao jotaro kinda man..... he changed the course of a river ππ#hes got a harem???? consensual and everything wow... first poly man in wano lmaooo#oden sama you have to stop... your drip too hard.... your swag too different... your bitches too bad... oden sama they will kill you#making oden on top of someones cremation is too much they should kill him for that i agree also wdym he is 18.... this is a grown man#that was fun but wtf is oden.... what kinda creature#episode 960#kinemon and otsuru hug??? damn why are all the men blushing sndjks i wanna say he is cool but i can't... internalized homophobia...#this is so funny they hugged to fight the gay for oden allegations bc why after all that kinemon is on his hands and knees crying about how#he would die for him????? gay as hell#orochi was a servant for yasuie???? damn...#oden receuiting his band of simps....#episode 961
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If I had a nickel for every country where military service is compulsory for men and my favourite musicians are from there, I would have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened two times.
#kÀÀrijÀ#Finland#And all the kpop idols from south Korea#Tagging kÀÀrijÀ because I'm curious if there's an upper age limit in Finland by which men are required to enter their military service#In SK it's 30 so a lot of kpop idols and other entertainers go the last possible minute or use medical excuses to get out of it#(and risk jail time)#Military used to be considered career breaking for kpop boy bands#I'm just?? It's so strange that the first Caucasian musician who I find myself becoming a full fan of is also from a country where military#Service is mandatory#I mean what with Russia being your neighbor without being under the aegis of NATO it's no wonder
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*inhales*.....................DEEP SIGH
#i'm exhausted#i have a job interview this week which i should be grateful for but i'm still so unsure about what i want in life#and i'm so scared of making wrong choices like i'm terrified#and the company seems kind of conservative in its structures and culture i mean apparently there are low hierarchies but#they make their whole deal about 'family' and then there are almost only men working there which is like ughhh like the ratio is ridiculous#and the thing is i found another job offer at my local library and i would just so love to work there!!!! i will definitely apply this week#i'm just scared that i'll do well enough during the interview that they will actually want ti hire me and then i can't say no#bc i didn't even expect them to reach out to me in the first place so i guess my application was better than i thought#so now im'm debating whether i should take the chance or sabotage the interview so that i get to try really hard for#the application for the library job instead#i sound ridiculous being upset that an employer is showing interest in me like what a privilege to be able to turn that down#at the same time. like thankfully there is financial support from the government so i'm safe in that regard atm but it's really not much#and i also don't want to be in this state of unemployment for too long#and yet...i want to just spend my days doing something worthwhile? maybe i should just be grateful that i have the privilege to choose betw#different jobs and try to take advantage of that fact and opt for the offers that speak to me rather than cry about it#god i'm so stressed this is my first time in life where i can't rest assured that the upcoming years will follow the same routine#like how it was when i entered uni like i just knew 'alright i'll be studying for at least 5 years and then we'll see' and now#it's like i don't know what i'll be doing next month or in half a year or next year or in five years#the uncertainty. killing me. that's how i know i grew up way too protected cause i break under the slightest inconvenience god#alright crying rant over from now on i'll be growing up for real π#personal
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incomplete list of artists i'm convinced are unwittingly eldritch horror writers, but the eldritch horror they write about is america:
f scott fitzgerald lana del rey
#important 2 factors for entering this list: a. artist writes a Lot about america as this one big all encompassing and -consuming entity#that takes shape beyond reason and about being/becoming american as an Identity somewhere close to one's own humanity or even transcending#t#to the point where it becomes something of a Signature style and particularly the tragic side of americana suchas being your own downfall b#of greed or chasing an unreachable dream. nevertheless unable to break from this fate#and b. artist does not appear aware of the horror/camp horror implications in that artistic choice and seems to be in 100% earnest abt it#talk.mp3#ohh wait i just realized young and beautiful one of thee most known lana songs was written for gr8 gatsby the movie.. nice#also btw i dont like lana but i like her music better when i pretend she is pretending to be a siren/eldritch horror w an angelic (??) voic#luring young men to their deaths w promises of plenty and gold. etc
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Happy Birthday Jude Law!
#Jude law#the talented mr. ripley#existenz#Dom Hemingway#the holiday#captain marvel#cold mountain#Black Sea#fantastic beasts and the secrets of dumbledore#gattaca#shopping#repo men#contagion#side effects#closer#alfie#fantastic beasts and the crimes of grindelwald#breaking and entering#a rainy day in new york#actor#sleuth#anna karenina#sherlock holmes a game of shadows#sherlock holmes
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auuuugh there is only skulduggery pleasant in my brain right now.
#i support women's (valkyrie cain's) wrongs#like. okay. i grew up on this series and it's absolutely fundamental to my psyche#and i dont even care about the quality of the books i will read all of them forever#but also like. valkyrie is my og blorbo. my og Character I Rotate In My Mind#i also had a huge crush on her. and then derek landy made her bisexual thank u derek<3#but like. i just finished reading hell breaks loose. the dead men prequel set in 1703#and. as a connoisseur of Imagining Scenarios#i am particularly fond of constructing time travel scenarios in my brain featuring my Characters of choice#in this case my best friend my chew toy ms valkyrie cain#so i was reading the book slow. spending my spare time imagining scenarios where valkyrie time travels back to enter this narrative#IMAGINE MY SURPRISE#when HALFWAY THROUGH THE BOOK#one of the mysterious masked characters is revealed to be VALKYRIE CAIN TIME TRAVELLED BACK FROM THE FUTURE#my scenarios!!!!! my little scenarios!!!! they happened in the book!!!!!#anyway im so beyond over the moon. that book was so sexy. ive got to reread the series now.#ive got to put valkyrie cain in my mouth and suck on her like a hard candy (NOT SEXUAL!!!!)#i feeel like a dog tearing apart a much beloved chew toy. except the chew toy. is Character#i need to find one of the og series books where valkyrie murders the most people and then i need to eat it#on god i wish these books got more tumblr fame because they fuck like hell. i mean. i love percy jackson as much as the next guy#but i feel like tumblr would eat the sp series up#like. its about a skeleton detective and the world's most violent teenage girl and theyre so platonically obsessed with each other#that theyd both blow the world up in defence of the other.#and also both of them have the magical potential of a nuclear bomb and are trying sososo hard all the time to not just snap#and kill everyone in a ten mile radius. but also they're not good people and they love violence so muc h#god i really did read some extremely violent books as a teen/preteen#at least skulduggery pleasant was aimed at that age group. i was also obsessed with the valhalla trilogy and. dear lord. dear lord
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#sometimes you play a game thinking it's about breaking and entering#but it's really just a too-accurate pool sim#but the hyper aggressive chiptune jazz chords of the opening jingle are surprising enough that you hang around with it#find out that every single one of the weird looking middle aged men they put in this game is your type#until you read their bios and one's a cop#So you play with the 35 year old from mexico because of the moustache alone#and he's like the second to last guy on the character list#so he proceeds to sink every ball#doing weird curve shots and shit#while this unreasonably tight tune is just blaring#only for it to be cut off by the βwell pool's overβ jingle#and my character's profile#a face turning away from the camera#to be the everyman#slowly fades to black and white#because I got my ass handed to me#great tune though#goodnight#Youtube
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β β β βWHAT?! SEX BAN?!β
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contains ;; gojo satoru , kento nanami , choso kamo , toji fushiguro , ryomen sukuna , geto suguru
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alt title ;; how long the jjk men can withstand the sex ban
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warnings ;; sorta sub!choso , whiny!choso , toji's part is more explicit than the others , this is my first time writing for some of the character so i'm sorry if i didn't describe them well
GOJO SATORU (3 days)
βare you serious?β gojo groans, slumping forwards. gojo watched in disappointment as you crossed your arms, looking away from him. "you did it so you have to pay." for weeks, you've been trying to tell gojo to separate the colors from the whites while doing laundry. him just wanting to get it over with, he dumped them all in the same load, ruining some of your favorite pieces of clothing.
"baby, please. i won't do it again," he begs, kneeling in front of you. but to no avail, you stood your ground.
it only took him 3 days to convince you to wave your white flag, surrendering to his seduction. "you look good in my shirts." gojo's hands caress your hips as he presses his chest to your back. "i would be in my clothes if you would just listen to me." you huff, "i never said i was disappointed." gojo whispered, his hard-on pressing on your ass.
βplease. just drop the βsex banβ. i said i was sorry.β his lips make a trail of kisses on your neck. you needed him too. whenever he wasnβt around, you would use your toys, trying to not let gojo know you were sexually needy. but they didnβt work.
RYOMEN SUKUNA (not happening!)
no. just no. itβs funny that you even thought about putting that in motion. sukuna was too desperate for sex but never wanted to admit it.
βno,β he stood above, crossing his arms, making himself seem bigger than you (as if he even needed to do that). βyou canβt deprive me of sex, woman.β he grunts. βbut i can, kuna. thatβs what you fail to realize.β you tut, standing up to walk away.
one of his four arms wraps around your waist, throwing you back on the soft surface. "you're not going through with this." he growls in your ear, crawling go top of you.
how dare you even think such a thing? you were his woman, his twin flame. you were the only person he showed the littlest respect to and you decide to do some foolery like this.
he tugs your shirt over your head, your bra coming next. his rough hands slide over your chest. "such beauty..." he whispers. "i'll make sure you never think of this again.
KENTO NANAMI (it was on accident)
his job was taking him away from you. between being a jujutsu sorcerer and a businessman, he couldn't find time to be a partner for you.
due to the lack of attention you were receiving, you became sexually pent up, having the urge to pleasure yourself at the worst times. the feeling of neglect was creeping up on you. some days, you forgot nanami even lived with you.
"love, i'm home." nanami tugs off his tie, tossing it to the side. "i don't know how long i can take of this." he rubs his temples, deeply sighing as he led himself to your shared bedroom. before his hand touched the cold metal knob, he heard your muffled moans and the squelching of your cunt.
he slowly opens the door, peeking in the room before fully entering. "it seems i've neglected you." he watches as you quickly cover yourself as if he hasn't seen you naked many times. he unbuttons the top of his shirt as he saunters to the edge of the bed, removing the covers off you.
"seems like i have some things to make up for."
CHOSO KAMO (not even a day)
"please." he whines, his head resting on your lap as he looks up at you. ever since you shared your first time with choso, he's been going at it with you like rabid dogs. if he wasn't inside you, his head was squished in between his thighs.
"choso, i need a break." you sigh, trying to remove him from off you. his grip on your legs was tight as he put his face in between your thighs, shaking his head. he was acting like he couldn't survive without your cunt somehow being involved.
"i swear, i'll leave you alone after. just please," he whined. you couldn't resist him for much longer. you hated when he got all whiny like a baby. he was spoiled because of you.
"fine." you undo the tie of your sweatpants before his hands swatted yours away, tugging your pants and panties off. "i promised you." he kisses your inner thigh before his tongue began flicking away.
TOJI FUSHIGURO (mans was balls deep in you the second you said it)
"you really think so?" he darkly chuckles, rubbing himself on you. "toji, i'm sorry. please." you whine, wiggling your ass on his cock. "i don't think you are." he teases, stepping away from you.
you whine, following him. "it was a joke." you press your hand on his chest. "did i laugh?" he tilts his head, smirking at you. you sigh, "toji, i'm sorry." you press yourself against him, your chest touching his.
"fuck." you knew he couldn't resist the feeling of your chest on him. it was like heaven to him. "turn around." he grunts, gripping your hips to turn you around, bending you over.
he easily slid inside of you due to how wet you got over time. "don't say stuff you don't mean, baby." he laughs, thrusting into your backside. it was worth it.
GETO SUGURU (you gave in after implementing it)
you wanted to test geto's limits, giving him an extra nnn moment which made you realize something. it was always you initiating sex. "geto, please. i give up." you whine, following him around the house.
he chuckles, "everyone must deal with their consequences, my love." he turns to you. he plastered a sinister smile, taunting you. he saw how much you needed him but he wasn't caving in until he heard you say it.
"i'll do anything. my hand isn't even working anymore." you simper. it was starting to become frustrating seeing how calm he was about all of this as you were suffering.
"i need you! is that what you wanted to hear?" you shout, earning a grin from him. he walks closer to you, his finger tracing your jawline, "why didn't you say that sooner, love?" he chuckles.
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ππππππππ .οΌ#οΌ βΆ ππππ ππππππ .)#gojo x reader#gojo satoru x reader#gojo smut#sukuna x reader#sukuna ryomen x reader#sukuna smut#nanami kento x reader#nanami smut#choso x reader#choso kamo x reader#choso smut#toji x reader#toji fushiguro x reader#toji smut#geto x reader#geto suguru x reader#geto smut#jjk x reader#jjk smut
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ΛΛΒ°β’*ββ· OH! SO YOU'RE INTO OLDER MEN?
ΛβΒ·β³β₯ JJK MEN SHOWING YOU HOW A REAL MEN FUCKS! satoru gojo, suguru geto, kento nanami, toji fushiguro β§Λ Β· .
tags: afab!reader, reader is mentioned as a female, use of nicknames (baby, princess, doll, slut, whore), cheating, degradation, caught cheating, getting caught, unprotected sex, blowjob, pussy slapping, mating press, breeding, age-gaps, virginity loss [...] rbs are appreciated!
satoru gojo (Daddyβs girl)
well, thatβs the word he used for the little girl you're babysitting right now. heβs a great dad and husband. thereβs just this tiny whiny little thing he couldnβt do rightβ and thatβs loving his wife as he should.
likeβ itβs not that he doesnβt feel guilty, itβs justβ¦ well, you looked really cute in that mini dress, he and his wife have been fighting lately andddβ he could tell his daughter liked you more than her fatality of mother she has these days. she even called you mommy by accident once! and that was the last water drop gojo needed for the glass to break.
βOh- I bet youβd love to be full of me right now.β His thrusts became messier each time he pounded on you, βMhh, fill you up βn make me a daddy againβ youβd like that princess?β you couldnβt even talk anymore with how good heβs making you feelβ he had your legs pressed on the bed thanks to his arms, almost bending you in half, he was making sure that mating press works.
βFfffuckk- You feel sβgood babyβ He felt your walls clenching again, no matter how many times he made you come, heβs making sure youβre coming again after he does. A not ending cycle for him. βSuch a slut for me hm? Coming all nice and pretty to this house just to be ruined at nightββ his words made you feel dirty, but the euphoria of it was stronger, βsuchβ slap, βa nastyβ slap, βslutβ slapβ βand all fβmeβ with those last thrusts your body couldnβt take it anymore, spasming and trembling while your poor hole was filled up again. gojoβs wife didnβt even bothered to break your little encounter, she suspected it long time ago.
all that was left was a wide grinning gojo satoru and some divorce papers.
suguru geto (Daddyβs best-friend)
you didnβt intend this to happenβ¦ you always knew your dadβs best-friend was hot. heβs geto, βcmon. he brings a new girl every weekend whispering in your dadβs ear swearing sheβs the one this time.
he saw you grow up, turn into this beautiful and strong woman. so how he couldnβt love you? you were like a doll for him, so beautiful and radiant in every way. a porcelain doll he needed to protect, he couldnβt lose you to any dangerous or stupid man, he swears he would beat the shit out of the guy who breaks your heart first.
βShhiiiittβ Hehβ I can tell how tight your pussy is princessββ His cock was stretching the living shit out of you, touching places never in a thousand years you could imagine you would feel. βwhat dβya think daddy would say if he saw his little girl being fucked by his best-friend huh?β your brain was a fuzzy mess, you couldnβt make coherent words to say, and just feel how good geto is making you feel. you couldnβt remember how many times he had made you cum with his toungue and heβs just starting to fuck your pussy.
β βm such a lucky guy if i'm the first youβre giving this pussy to, donβt ya think so doll? marking it as mine, baby I swear youβll need no man to ever fuck this pussy of yours againβ shit I wonβt need another woman for myself, youβre the one babyβ those words filled your heart of a tingly feeling, making more butterflies roam around your tummy, touching yourself you could sense getoβs cock coming and leaving with every thrust, your brain full of air and in need of more of his cock.
he couldnβt resist himself anymore when he was next to you, his cock would get hard the minute he enters your house, and thankfully he has a pretty doll to release himself with.
kento nanami (Big Boss)
Nanami thinks heβs a good and mature guyβ At least for his wife and kidsβ¦ He has this aura of a serious and mature guy but inside every time heβs just this close to breaking it, just to say what he really thinks or feels.
the first time he saw you at work with your tiny skirts and tight blouses he didnβt mind any type of attention to it, you were another cute worker, thatβs all. One of anotherβ he can think other women are pretty too right? maybe even prettier than his wifeβ¦ and nicer, and cuter, and more homely feeling to be a mom. but he wouldn't do anything he would later regret right?...
βYouβre sβpretty baby, such a dirty whore for my cock mhm?β he had you pounding from behind, his desk becoming even messier than it was before, one of his hands keeping you laid down on the desk arching your back like if heβs trying to break itβ a sudden ringing brought you back from your unconsciousness of nanamiβs cockβ he answered the call, not a single sing of him trying to stop thrusting into you.
βYeah?β his voice was out of breath, almost sounding like a sigh when he answered the call, βWhere am I? Huhβ Iβm at the office r-right nowβ¦?β he wasnβt even sure if he could keep this act, losing himself more in the feeling of your pussy clenching on his cockβ βOh yeah- Iβm okay, uhh- the kids? yyeah, yeah, theyβre with my mom right nowββ the feeling of keeping up a call with his wife while fucking you made his cock twitch inside of you, feeling like a teenager kissing their crush for the first time. it was no surprise for him that his wife was cheating, but he wanted to keep it like that for the sanity of his kids.Β
βQuit the act Kentoβ I know youβre fucking somebody else right now. See ya at home.β
toji fushiguro (Step-Daddy)
you hated when your mother started dating new guys. they just kept breaking her heartβ but you just stopped telling her that it's okay to live without a partner, that she had you by her side, but wellβ¦ this new man was something else i guess and you didnβt say anything for the sake of your own good mother.
you didnβt like him, but for the sake of your mother you pretended like you doβ and letβs be honest, toji doesnβt like children, so when he first met you he wasnβt as social as othersβ¦ your mom was just too good to simply let goβ but the way you moved, talked, dressed caught his attention, and as time passes and he spends more time with your momβ he's no longer drawn to your house just to see your mother, but to see you.Β
βSshhiit- Youβre making me feel sβgood babyβ the lack of air was making you feel giddy, but the way his cock twitched inside your mouth made your core get even wetter. βCβmon baby, ride my shoe,β you wasted no time before your hips started moving, trying to gain some friction and release that tingly feeling coming from your core.Β
βDβya think your mother would like to see her daughter being full of his step-daddyβs cum?β he gets one of his arms behind himself trying to gain some support while his other free hand caresses your cheeks while you continue suckingβ this same hand moves out your head and frees his cock out of your mouth, a small strand of saliva connecting your mouth with itβ
βFuckβ guess i choose the wrong out of you twoβ
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*TURN SOUND ON & UP :)
JJK MEN (GOJO, TOJI, CHOSO, GETO, SUKUNA, NANAMI) X READER
case files: doppelgΓ€nger curses have been running rampant and causing chaos around tokyo impersonating everyday civilians including sorcerers. jujutsu society has set up veils and your boyfriend has given you strict orders not to lower them to let anyone in the house but himβbut how do you know if itβs really even him?
report notes: I love this game! If you haven't played go play a few rounds @ thatsnot-myneighbor[DOT]io (itβs free and all online). βlast up: Sukuna!
kinktober 2023-2024 m.list | original teaser
ππ·π΄ π½π΄πΈπΆπ·π±πΎππ π±πΎππ΅ππΈπ΄π½π³π:
ποΈβπ²π°ππ΄ πΆπΆπ·........... THE STRONGEST
alias: ππππ, π.
visitor log: its midday and your clingy-ass boyfriendβgojo satoruβshould be hard at work right getting rid of these doppels not knocking at your doorβgotta be a fake... right?!
classifications: bimbo!reader (canonverse of otaku!gojo's bunny!reader), yandere-esque Gojo, nipple play, recorded sex, lots of sex toys, dirty talk, panty theft, extreme overstim + slight omorashi.
ποΈβπ²π°ππ΄ πΆπΆπΈ........... THE SORCERER KILLER
alias: πππππππππ, π.
visitor log: an extra toji fushiguro should be double the trouble and double the fun but neither likes to share, you know for sure which ones your tojiβbut do you really even care?
classifications: bratty!reader, brat taming, breeding, baby trapping, hair pulling, spit play + creampies, jealousy, grump!toji, daddy kink
ποΈβπ²π°ππ΄ πΆπΆπΉ........... THE CULT LEADER
alias: ππππ, π.
visitor log: you shouldn't have even been watching the gate bunny, that's much too hard for you! so when you inevitably fuck up, your cult leader boyfriendβgeto suguruβhas the perfect punishment planned for you and your pretty pussy wait..in front of his entire congregation tho!?
classifications: dumb bimbo!reader, canonverse of nerd!geto's bunny!reader, cult rhetoric, dark themes, sensory deprivation/amaurophilia, punishment, humiliation, shibari, edging, overstim, exhibitionism, toxic jealousy, possessiveness, yandere Suguru, drugged sex, cnc/free-use reader, mentions of orgies/group sex and a bit of forced breeding.
ποΈβπ²π°ππ΄ πΆπΆπΊ........... THE SORCERER SALARYMAN
alias: ππππππ, π.
visitor log: your sweet boyfriend, nanami kento, promised he'd come visit you tonight bunny. awe baby, don't cry, you're sure that's actually him at the door but you'll run through your checklist just to make sure, won't you?
classifications: error 404βcase report not found (finalizing)
ποΈβπ²π°ππ΄ πΆπΆπ»........... THE BIG BROTHER
alias: ππππ, π.
visitor log: crazed with quarantine boredom, you can't help but to tease your naive lil' roommateβchoso kamoβbut you'll know when to stop before it goes too farβor have you already let the real Choso in?
classifications: mommy kink, affectionate cruelty/cuteness aggression, begging, teasing, virgin!choso, creampies, masturbation, panty theft, mentions of menophilia.
ποΈβπ²π°ππ΄ πΆπΆπΌ.......... THE KING OF CURSES
alias: ππππππ, π.
visitor log: thinking no curse would be stupid enough to enter his palace, when the king of curses comes home to find you fucking his doppel it's not going to end well for either of youβR.I.P. your pussy sis, any last words?
classifications: error 404βcase report not found (finalizing)
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β π³π΄πΏπ πΎπ΅ π°π΅π΅π°πΈππ: ππΌππ π³πΈπ
πΈππΈπΎπ½.
xoxo π
report notes: yo so this was meant to be about 4k total and instead it turned out to be 4k per story so i'm breaking it up (fully completed 3 and making last minute edits on the others, so staggering them out). Consider this a kinktober all on its own lol (still doing stuff left over from last years though). btwβeveryone who asked on my official taglist, kinktober or the teaser will still be tagged on each individual story but you can comment below if you haven't asked to be tagged already.
Β©blkkizzat 2024. do not steal works or gfx, do not translate.
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βYour ex has never made you what?β
Sylus x reader 18+ MDNI
cw : smut, f!reader, overstimulation, p in v, stomach bulge, oral (f receiving), no protection (wrap it before you tap it), petnames, biting and probably more
synopsis : after telling Sylus you "aren't able to orgasm" because you never did with your exes, he proves you very wrong
author's note : wrote this after work, idk how because I'm literally dying so there may be a lot of mistakes lol also english isn't my native so if you find and spelling mistakes whoops
You've been dating Sylus for over a month now, it's been an... interesting ride for sure. You're over the kissing stage and teasing, but you've never talked with him about sex- well until tonight.
"If you're not comfortable we don't have to, kitten" he whispered in your ear, you were both laying in his bed, you on top of him as he scratched your head.
"It's not that I'm not comfortable... it's just embarassing, Sy" You buried your face in his chest, he raised his eyebrow at your statement. "What's embarassing?"
At his question you buried your face deeper in his chest, knowing that you have to tell him either way. "I... just can't..." you mumbled
"You can't what, kitten? Come on, tell me."
"I-I can't orgasm..." he was quiet for a few seconds, before letting out a laugh. You raised yourself up from his chest, a pout on your face. "I'm serious, Sy!"
"And why do you think you can't orgasm?" He asked, gripping your waist. "W-Well everytime I got intimate, I was just never able to come-"
"And you think that's your fault?" He raised his eyebrow, looking into your eyes, making you look away with flushed cheeks. "Well yeah, I mean it's always me who can't cum" he grabbed your chin, making you look at him again.
"Sweetie, it's those pathetic men that couldn't make you cum" He started kissing your face, making you even more flustered "But-"
"Do you want me to prove it to you I can make you come minimum 5 times right now?" You stared at him with wide eyes, Sylus wasn't the one to break his promises, but you decided to play along.
"Hmph... All talk no action-" And with that, he slammed his lips on yours, capturing them in a messy kiss. He swiped his tongue against your bottom lip, asking for access to your mouth. When you smirked, not opening your lips he bit it, making you gasp as he forced his tongue inside, immediately wrapping your tongues together.
You let out a moan, his hand sliding under your (his) shirt, squeezing your breasts. As you pulled your head away to breath, his lips continued assaulting now your neck, sucking, kissing and nipping on it- leaving many marks.
His hands grabbed the hem of your shirt and pulled it over your head, revealing your tits "So fucking pretty" he whispered before latching onto one of your nipples. "S-Shit... Sylus-" you buried your hands in his hair, slightly pulling at it making him groan.
After being satisfied with the amount of marks he left on your breasts, he kissed down your stomach, lower and lower until he reached your shorts. "Tell me, kitten. Has someone ever eaten you out?" He raised his head up, staring at your face while you shook your head.
"Tsk... you've been messing around with immature boys, not real men sweetie" he said before sliding down your shorts right with your panties. "Such a pretty pussy, s'wet, all mine" with that he immediately dived in, groaning at the taste of your juice.
You moaned out his name loudly, one of your hands leaving his hair and now gripping onto the sheets. Your legs tied around his head. He sucked onto your clit, his tongue doing wonders. His hand moving to grab your thigh, squeezing it (probably leaving marks as well)
"Feels- so good!" You whined, throwing your head back as one of his fingers entered you, his fingers were so much bigger compared to yours (Which they also couldn't make you cum)
He followed that up with his second finger, stretching you out. Your moans were getting louder and your walls clenched around him. "Sylus! I- Ah!" you cried out before arching your back, letting out a silent scream as you came on his fingers and mouth, your eyes rolling back as you saw stars.
All your release ran down his throat, licking his lips before getting up from between your thighs. You were trying to catch your breath, your chest moving up and down.
"What did I tell you, sweetie?" he leaned down to your ear, nipping at it, "Four more to go" you shivered at his words, his hands grabbing your legs and raising them until your knees were touching your chest.
"Now relax f'me..." he grabbed his member, positioning it at your entrance, you didn't even realize he had taken his clothes off and oh
he was huge, thick too. Your eyes widened at his size, which he of course noticed, letting out a chuckle. "Worried I won't fit?" before you could even say anything, he pushed the tip in, knocking your breath out of your lungs.
Your nails digging into his back, he groaned at how tight you are "Sy..." You whined at the stretch, suddenly his fingers pinched your clit, the pain of the stretch and pleasure of his fingers made you scream, once again- making you climax.
As you were panting he continued his torture on your clit, pushing himself in even deeper, not even halfway in but making you feel like he's in your lungs.
"Fuck... Three more, kitten." after a bit more pushing, he finally bottomed out, you were already so cockdrunk, feeling all of him, every twitch and vein. He waited a bit, making sure you adjust before moving.
Starting off slow, making sure you feel comfortable, he looked at your face, sweat rolling down your forehead, hair stuck to your face, tears rolling down your cheeks, eyes closed shut and mouth hanging open as you moaned.
You looked so fucking beautiful, he lowered his head, hand grabbing your chin as he slammed his lips on yours, not wasting any time as his tongue entered and explored your mouth. His thrusts speeding up, your moans getting louder.
Suddenly, his cock hit your sweet spot, making you gasp. He smirked at your reaction, angling toward it, making sure to hit it again, again and again. You sobbed, biting your lip as you felt another ogarsm coming, clenching around his member.
"shit shit shit- Sy-Sylus!" you screamed as you came for the third time, already feeling so overstimulated. "N-No more- I can't-" You begged, whining.
"Shhh... two more sweetie" He wiped your tears away, leaving kisses all over your face. He suddenly pulled out, making you gasp as he flipped you onto your stomach, not wasting any second- slamming right back inside you.
"FUCK-" You gripped the pillow, burying your face in it, muffling your moans. His brows furrowed, groaning as he gripped your hips, pounding into you.
"W-Well, none of that sweetie, I want to hear you-" He chuckled, pulling you up so you were on his lap, his chest pressed against your back as he bounced you up and down on his cock.
Your head was hanging low, that's when you saw the huge bulge in your lower stomach disappearing and reappearing over and over. You were barely holding up with his pace.
His mouth once again started attacking your mouth, hiding his own sounds as he was getting closer himself, the way your pussy was clenching around him felt godly. The way your tits bounced, the way drool was dripping from the corner of your lips.
"C'mon... two more..." it was insane how many times he was able to make you cum. With his fingers back on your clit, you threw your head on his shoulder and with a cry you came once again, the only reason you haven't fallen forward being that Sylus is holding your waist.
Within a few thrusts, he came too with a choked moan- filling you up with his warm cum.
After catching his breath, he pulled out, flipping you on your back once again, you barely lifted your head, looking at him with confusion written on your face.
"One more... or maybe two more?" He smirked, going back to your cunt with his mouth.
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