#brcyey is a very charming panderer and matthew isnt there yet but oh boy i can see it in a couple of years just you wait
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ratatatastic · 3 months ago
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"—played out west, never made the playoffs, nobody knew who he was!"
"Yeah! And that was Connor McDavid for a while—obviously, this year was huge for them because they made it to the finals—"
"—and we're referencing Mike Trout."
"We're referencing Mike Trout—but, I feel like similar guys also in neither really seek the national spotlight."
"And that's fine!"
"But just like Trout had Bryce Harper...I think Matthew Tkachuk can be Bryce Harper!"
"I think absolutely—"
"The guy that wins a bit more, is on the more competitive team, and is the personality... we always tie back to baseball."
"We're tying it back and on that note I have a feeling Bryce and his club are gonna win one of these things at some point in the next few years..."
"I also gotta feeling if you threw em in a bar together, Bryce Harper and Matthew Tkachuk will become best friends in like 3 minutes..."
"I can see that!"
"I can see it."
"I can see them having some commonalities maybe Bryce will give him a cool headband and Matthew will give him a mouthguard, and off you go!"
"There you go! Worlds collide."
"—a bond built forever."
Territory Talk | 8.1.24 (x)
yes yes!!! give me another reason to baseball my hockey!!!
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speaking of brycey headbands here are my favourites from the phils era <3 the recent wawa headband, the phanatics, the bi phillies and the showman
i think matthew and those curls would look so good in a headband but doing that im afraid he will not be able to beat those danny jansen look-alike allegations at that point (good timing too at least jansen isnt in toronto anymore and is a boston boy now so its okay now its not an insult anymore anything to support your dads team lmaoo)
and if we wanna hockey your baseball we can do that too!
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bryceys a vegas boy since its his hometown!! and there have been multiple instances where hes worn gold in support of vegas whether in cleats, bat knobs, etc! (fascinatingly enough he was a caps fan at first since vegas didnt get their expansion team yet and since he was drafted by the nats but once vegas got their team he instantly switched over and became a big fan!!! yes his loyalties were very crossed in the 2018 scf and hes talked about it XD) and yes hes also done the playoff beard despite the fact he was currently playing baseball at the time so it was very funny watching him have a grizzled beard in fucking may of all months and also during the offseason he drop the puck at washington @ vegas game ofc
(also its very funny because in 2023 he was caught watching the scf in the dugout between innings while wearing gold decorated cleats to support vegas in the scf and while i cant find any tweets about it now i remember it very vividly when it happened because i was so distraught to see him root against the cats lmaoo i know another phil was watching it with him but i cant remember it mightve been stotty but take that with a grain of salt; now thinking about it, it was absolutely stotty hes a vegas boy too hes the only other guy in the dugout whod be rooting for the vgk too)
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and yes we are 1 step removed from matthew and brycey meeting because of the kelce brothers and yes it is very wild to me i havent stopped thinking about it...soon...soon worlds will collide and i will never shut up about it...
STOP WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT BRYCE HARPER AND MATTHEW TKACHUK TOGETHER HOW THEYD BE BEST FRIENDS IF THEY MET PLEASE THIS IS NOT GOOD FOR MY HEALTH STOP IT
#help our employees are making sports fanfic on company time XD#sports rpf of brycey and matthew oh god help me#they both forgot to mention theyre both panderers as well lmaoooo#brcyey is a very charming panderer and matthew isnt there yet but oh boy i can see it in a couple of years just you wait#also doug going “bryce and his club” because he knows mentioning his baseball team will cause soflo fans trauma lmaooo#also “win one of these things” hockey superstition of not mentioning the thing youre gonna win to not jinx it spotted#but yeah i also believe the team that shall not be named will win one of those things to or be forever cursed by their city for ages to com#but also i think that matthews rpf depiction is very reminiscent to bryceys rpf depiction when he was on the nats#re:nats!harper and the multiple choking incidents#yes multiple#anyways thats all ill say on the subject#i guess they were both hot shot rookies with a bratty streak that are actually really nice guys off the ice/field is what we have here#brycey has calmed down a lot these past years too i think thats just being 30 and maturing#anyways#absolutely buckwild to say no one knew mike trout as if you dont go into a dicks sporting goods and see his face everywhere???#hes has a shit ton of accolades too#if youre a baseball fan you KNOWW trouty#but the context here is there talking about popularity amongst general audiences in the united states especially in the easy coast#but also very fascinating to compare mike trout to davo#because i have explained davo and the oilers deal to a baseball friend of mine by going#“youre a halos fan so the whole showy trouty halos narrative? okay davo and drat and the oilers are a carbon copy of that but hockey”#i have caught myself going davo tungsten arm o doyle's himself too XD#this is another excuse for me to talk about baseball again yeah#why do all my men have shitty taste in sports allegiances its really a tradegy its okay i still support them and their bad tastes...
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