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hp-again · 7 years ago

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Rereading Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: Chapter Fourteen - Felix Felicis

- okay so i know ive already said this but like why the fuck doesnt dumbledore just let ron and hermione come to these little meetings with harry??? we would save SO much time if harry didnt have to repeat literally everything they talked about to them

- can we all agree that herbology is scary af? ok cool

“Why don’t you try hooking up with McLaggen, then Slughorn can make you King and Queen Slug -” “We’re allowed to bring guests,” said Hermione, who for some reason had turned a bright scarlet, “and I was going to ask you to come, but if you think it’s stupid then I won’t bother!” Harry suddenly wished the pod had flown a little farther, so that he need not have been sitting here with the pair of them. Unnoticed by either, he seized the bowl that contained the pod and began to try and open it by the noisiest and most energetic means he could think of; unfortunately, he could still hear every word of their conversation.

i am harry and harry is me. also the HORMONES YALL.

“You were going to ask me?” asked Ron, in a completely different voice. “Yes,” said Hermione angrily. “But obviously if you’d rather I hooked up with McLaggen...” There was a pause while Harry continued to pound the resilient pod with a trowel. “No, I wouldn’t,” said Ron, in a very quiet voice. Harry missed the pod, hit the bowl, and shattered it.

socially awkward harry is my favorite. sidenote: i am romione trash and am living for this

- brb as i go cry over the fact that harry is worried their relationship is going to ruin the trio. hes literally so cute i just want to hug him and tell him everythings going to be ok!!!!!

There was much muttering in the common room about the fact that Harry had now chosen two of his classmates for the team. As Harry had endured much worse muttering than this in his school career, he was not particularly bothered

HAHA. rumors that harry is biased about who gets to be on the quidditch team beats rumors that hes the heir of slythering and wants to kill all muggle borns, i guess.

- someone PLEASE tell me where this whole ‘harry likes ginny’ plot came from because it feels super random. like they’ve hardly had any type of relationship in the past and now harry sees her kissing dean and hes like OH MY GOD I WANT TO MURDER DEAN and its like ok pump the brakes dude

“It is none of your business who I go out with or what I do with them, Ron-” “Yeah, it is!” said Ron, just as angrily. “D’you think I want people saying my sister’s a -” “A what?” shouted Ginny, drawing her wand. “A what, exactly?”

hot DAMN as much as i love ron...he done fucked up. NOT KEWL TO SLUT SHAME RONALD

“Harry’s snogged Cho Chang!” shouted Ginny, who sounded close to tears now. “And Hermione snogged Viktor Krum, it’s only you who acts like it’s something disgusting, Ron, and that’s because you’ve got about as much experience as a twelve-year-old!”

HOLY SHIT like ya ron was out of line but damn girl. low blow.

- my heart hurts bc ron just asked harry if he thinks hermione really did hook up with krum. and harry is a horrible liar.

- OK SERIOUSLY this harryxginny thing went from 0 to 100 in about 2 pages. he went from being like ‘huh thats weird that im mad dean is kissing ginny’ to being like ‘im in love with ginny but i wont risk my friendship with ron’ like????? am i crazy or????

- rons low self-esteem this chapter is really bumming me out. just know that I love you bb

Amidst all the yelling and clapping Harry could distinctly hear the roar of Luna Lovegood’s famous lion-topped hat.

my hearts swooning i want this hat SO fucking bad

- FUCKING ZACHARIAS SMITH IS THE COMMENTATOR? oh HELL no. god damn i really do not remember anything in this book lol this isn’t even like a reread this feels like a first read

“Shall...shall we go up to the party, then?” “You go!” said Hermione, blinking back tears. “I’m sick of Ron at the moment, I don’t know what I’m supposed to have done...”

UNFORGIVABLE making my girl hermione cry. also the only thing she did to ron was just get fweaky with a hot famous quidditch player and i gotta say, i cannot blame her for that.

There, in full view of the whole room, stood Ron wrapped so closely around Lavender Brown it was hard to tell whose hands were whose. “It looks like he’s eating her face, doesn’t it?” said Ginny dispassionately. “But I supposed he’s got to refine his technique somehow.

oh NO. i can’t watch yall.

She was sitting on the teacher’s desk, alone except for a small ring of twittering yellow birds circling her head, which she had clearly just conjured out of midair. Harry could not help admiring her spellwork at a time like this.

why is this so fucking beautifully written?

“Gerremoffme!” he yelled, but with one last look of vindictive fury, Hermione wrenched open the door and disappeared through it. Harry thought he heard a sob before it slammed.

IM NOT CRYING YOURE CRYING

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