#bravern fry pan

[adrienjay]

Seems auto-translated captions got a bit confused by the Bravern Fry Pan ad, but honestly, it just makes the whole thing even funnier

Bravern fry pan 👍🍳 it is very bad

[kudouusagi]

Bravern April Fools Commercial!

I just felt like translating this for myself so here we go!

Translation of the commercial audio:

Now on sale, the Bravern Frying Pan. Pan Pan PanPan PanPaPaPa Frying Pan! Frying Pan! Frying Pan! Allow me to explain, the Bravern Frying Pan is flat bottomed pan with a picture design that prevents burning due to it's special coating, that is said to be able to last forever, so it is able to gently and deliciously cook your food! Since the frying pan is equipped with a very, very light handle that gives you a sense of ease, just as if you were holding hands with a lover, it will allow you to send your fried rice soaring towards the sky, even if you lack bravery! For a limited time, the Bravern Frying Pan is available for the low, low introductory price of just 39800 yen! And that's not all! If you order now you get two for the price of one! Pan Pan PanPan PanPaPaPa Frying Pan!

Then here's the translations of the text on the screen:

ATF Approved Special Coating Wipes clean with ease! Size: Total length 3 meters 20 cm Weight: 3 tons ※It is not compatible with induction stoves

(Also note that they're using Smith's shirt to wipe it clean lol)

Many uses!

Surprisingly light

[cyber-neptune]

"Bitches only want one thing" and then it's the Bravern frying pan

[dirtyreusablehandkerchief]

bravern frying pan real??!!!

[neoneo-05-26]

Smith =/= Bravern verse

Yeah the April fools post got me off guard

And I love to imagine that Bravern was kinda jealous of Isami getting along with Smith that he used Smith’s “tricolor” T-shirt to clean the frying pan

I know the Smith = Bravern thing but I like to think about them apart

[obstinaterixatrix]

also I'm obsessed with the april fools bravern frying pan

[gallus-rising]

additions:

the Bravern frying pan

maid cafe??

gijinka!Superbia's permanent grimace

i can not overstate how real florist!Isami is. i think this image was fucking designed in a lab. the world's top fujo scientists have been meticulously picking it apart for weeks

types of Bravern fanart on twt right now:

naked hugs

haircut party :D

Bravern and Superbia are FINE!! they're just marketable plushies now, ok???

Florist Isami Real