#brassic 3

[cosmicbeastie]

*claps hands* okie dokie, time to finally catch up on Brassic after *checks watch* TWO YEARS holy shit.

[truefandemonium]

JOE GILGUN DISCORD

Alright I caved and just made my own server. I really would love people to join and get this thing up and running, so everyone is welcome!!

[safehousebooze]

Requested by @brassic-bitch , or at least this is how I chose to interpret their prompt - a role swap! :3

It felt weird as hell to draw this..………

[nists]

WIP tag game

Rules: In a new post, list the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it!

thank you for the tag, @fiannaai ! 😊 (link to prev)

i don't have a lot of fanfic WIPs, and none which are close to being done. in fact, some are in the earliest stages of development.

Star Wars malvong – a love story

Star Trek the naked again

Brassic businessmen

Dragon Age emmrife + rook

XD well, there you have it. are visual WIPs also included in this? the title and rules don't specify. i have 3 drawing WIPs currently, all of Dragon Age.

dorian-emmrich1

emmrich-messyhair

emmrich-griffong1

XD tagging @soongtypehuman @tanyayoung-322 @101-android-luvr-010 @razildor @tessa1972 @bonesandivy @katshi and anyone else who wants!

[pfhwrittes]

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At least quarterly, I'm reminded that I really should learn to pick locks... how do you feel about lock picking, P?

Please rate the 141 members (and whichever other COD peeps you'd like to include) from best to worst lockpickers. I'd rate them as follows:

1. Soap

2. Ghost

3. Price

4. Gaz

hiya 💚💚!

i LOVE watching the lockpick guy on tiktok that doesn't so much pick the locks but smashes them together so they spring open!

i do think it's an oddly helpful skill but for the three (3) occasions i've been locked in/out of places i've needed to be out/in, i've never picked the lock. (i have climbed onto a flat roof and shimmied in through an upstairs window, taken hinges off a door, and taken an entire door handle apart though!)

as for best to worst lockpickers i'm gonna say it goes: 1. ghost 2. soap 3. gaz 4. price

let me explain under the cut for you!

so i headcanon ghost to have come from a dead rough, working class, council house background. and i headcanon his dad to be a petty thief with multiple ABH charges and drunk and disorderly charges. if there was one thing simon could count on, it was the fact that his dad was constantly in and out of prison throughout his young life.

(and listen, i'm working class. i live in a council house so i'm not saying that everyone who is working class or lives in a council house is a thief or a criminal or anything like that - in fact we're unfairly portrayed that way and stigmatised because so many of us are living below the poverty line on the state benefits/universal credit system and classism is a nasty thing that has very strong roots still.)

what i am saying is that ghost learned to pick locks at 13 because his dad was breathing down his neck. riley sr. definitely didn't give a shit about using young simon for his own ends because in his head if simon got caught, charged, and sentenced he'd have a far more lenient time of it than riley sr. would. (if you've ever watched brassic or ted lasso, i very much think simon's dad is like vinnie's dad (from brassic) or jamie's dad (from ted lasso)) as a result, simon learned to pick locks young and kept the skill fresh because it does come in useful for his job.

so we know that soap canonically locked an MP in his vehicle. yes, we could assume that soap knocked the MP unconscious, took the keys to unlock the vehicle, stuffed the MP in the vehicle, and then locked them in. HOWEVER i think it's much more fun to imagine soap hitting the MP, being a little bit buzzed off his rage and the adrenaline, breaking into the car and stuffing the MP in there and then disabling the central locking system so the car is stuck locked up.

soap's got the necessary dexterity for lockpicking (c'mon, he's the explosives guy!) AND he's got the patience to do it (an impatient sniper is a bad sniper), i just think ghost is ever so slightly better because he learned to lockpick younger and has used the skills more often than soap.

gaz is third because it hurts my heart to have gaz be bad at anything. i like to think that ghost was the one to teach gaz to lockpick. perhaps over the course of a few dreary evenings on base when gaz wasn't up for going to the pub with soap and price was bogged down with paperwork. he was probably mindlessly flicking through the channels on the telly in the rec room when ghost dumped a locked padlock and a set of picks on gaz's lap (nailing him in the balls in the process) and told gaz to crack the lock (when gaz's eyes finally stopped watering and he could breathe without wanting to hork up a lung, ghost was a surprisingly patient teacher).

gaz has got a rough idea of what to do thanks to ghost's lessons but honestly it's more likely that he'll charm his way behind a locked door, or failing that, find a way around the obstacle/clear the area like we saw in recon by fire.

price is the worst at lockpicking. yes, he has the skill. no, he doesn't have the patience. give that man a demolition bar, he'll show you how to "lockpick".

[bubblegumbi-tch]

Why the FUCK is brassic season5 and 6 not on netflix? I can't keep watching it on stupid fUcking sites where you have to field 3+ popup tabs for every one click you want to make im going to SCREAM

[fruityindividual]

getting to know you game (-:

ty for la tag @wanderingdonut @lifeisabitch-butimcute n @del-stars !! MUAH <3

last song?

you say that i'm crazy - efé

favourite colour?

deep dark purple mhmm i'd paint everything that if i could, best colour of all time evr

last movie?

mind's like a bucket w the bottom cut out rn urmmm maybe the original gladiator? (haven't seen the new one but doubt the soundtrack's as good)

last tv show?

again, bottomless bucket mind, ahhh like probs brassic? luv it. every situation gets more n more awful n complicated n well. that's just so fun

sweet/spicy/savoury?

don't rly have a sweet tooth but i've never met a food that wasn't improved w smth spicy <3

relationship status?

mmm i sway between 'not interested in not being single' to 'yknow maybe....'

last thing u googled?

lol a recycling centre.. i have recycling needs

current obsession?

well divorce ofc,, also boring things like finance n getting my driving license. also sza's new album (or it's an extention of sos? well it fucks)

looking forward to?

moving flats!! finally!! no more leaky ceiling who else cheered..

taggin (ignore me if u've done it already x): @tortoisebore @cosmmicdancer @whorerific @nevvaraven @houndsinhades @pretentiouswreckingball

[gaishnik]

i find it funny how from the beginning i had a negative attitude towards season 4 before it came out, from the news that it was the last season with 6 episodes to how the characters looked in the first pics during filming (it felt like I wasn't watching tua but the new season of brassic lmao). my friends either had the same opinion or had high expectations for this season. And then season 4 happens, which i and maybe 3-4 people i talk to like it more than s3 (but it can't beat s1 for me. sorry s2-everyone's-favorite you're not my fav)

maybe it's because i lowered my expectations and started to accept that i might be one of the first people to lose interest in tua after the end. but i'm even glad that i got a little weird fanservice at the end in the form of a new and unexpected ship, which is basically what keeps me going now.

[overr-writtenn]

does anyone know where to watch Brassic in the US?? not including Hulu bc they only have 3 seasons available… I need more content

[burrowingdweller]

Currently watching brassic (season 3) and something possessed me to search the tag on tumblr WHOOOOO BOYYYYYYY am I glad I did top tier 11/10 I am deranged for your vinnie artwork

Ohhhh, sorry for answering so laaate!! 😭 (Tbh feels like being in Brassic fandom is not good for my mental health bc for more than a year you're like....... the second person to come to my ask box, I'm feeling like that poor furniture in Beauty and the Beast when they had their first guest in years alslsldl)

I guess by this moment you're a bit further than s3, and if you're wishing to discuss it I'm heeere, helloooo 🥹😆

And in any case, thank youuuu, I'm not going to stop XD

[nikhroum]

tommo x ash shipper shout out

i came back to brassic a few days ago and to my surprise find 3 last seasons unseen. the 4th was binge watched yesterday. now i'm past the middle of 5th and found myself at an intense shipper panic and inability of remaining silent anymore

just tell me you do ship them too and no one get hurt 😈

they come up near each other a lot of the screen time

and by near i mean CLOSELY NEAR (yeah, that's ashley, calming down tommo's panic attack, as good boyfriends do)

omg, are you two glued there or what??

taking him out with this hand on a shoulder is very necessary, of course. (cardi ships them too btw!)

tommo: it was picant, yet intense

ash: /immediate sex flashbacks/

CARDI KNOWS!!

i mean, their sexual orientations match. they has this CHEMISTRY thing precisely (sparks a lot when they quarrel or annoy each other). and remember when tommo told that phrase about ash's WELL-KNOWN bigness ("everywhere") with such pride like he'd definitely tested it himself? (see no reason for him not to)

what else do we need, right??

[t3acupz]

Out of Context Lines

The Rules: If you’re tagged, make a new post and share one or two sentences from your most recent unposted WIP with zero context.

Thanks for tagging me @cedarxwing I’m so excited for that fic you’re writing! (꒪ꇴ꒪|||)

The sound of the bells would reverberate across the Harlem River from Our Lady of Mount Carmel. The first few months at the psychiatric center were hellish as he couldn’t stand the ringing. Eventually it became a familiar and even welcomed call, like an old friend coming to visit him everyday.

tagging: @littleoddwriter @aomiinwonderland @brassic-bitch & anyone else who might be working on a brownham or beasthawk fic — just consider yourself tagged :3

[niishiki]

“How did you get hurt?” Tyler asked immediately as he got comfortable next to him. “I fought a giant,” Vinnie said, enjoying how Tyler's eyes went huge in response.  “Really?” “Yeah … but I lost and the giant threw me into a deep dark hole and then your Uncle Tommo and Dylan came to rescue me.” “And the giant?” “He ran away when Dylan punched him.” "That makes you a … a damsel in distress. Like in the books!”

[ramon-tikaram-love]

Ramon Tikaram as Terence McCann in Brassic, season 3

part 3

[dargo9]

I mentioned previously that the library app Kanopy had a great selection of British comedy, and now I can thank it for introducing me to Juice.

I'll admit Mawaan Rizwan did not make a huge impression on me on Taskmaster. I didn't dislike him, but other than the helium egg, the beermat lighthouse, and the disappearing cow, I can't remember anything else he did. (I now feel like I need to rewatch series 10...). When I saw Juice pop up as recently added, the deciding factor of me watching it was the fact that Russell Tovey is in it. (My ongoing Being Human love is responsible for discovering a lot of shows I might not have otherwise watched, including Brassic.) I was a little worried by the "surreal" description, afraid it might be in the vein of The Mighty Boosh (couldn't make it past episode 2 of that).

But instead of Mighty Boosh surrealism, it was more like Pushing Daisies-style whimsy... in other words, awesome! A perfect blend of silliness and heart. While Jamma could be annoying at times (and his hair was very distracting...), he was still understandable and sympathetic, and his relationships with all the other characters, particularly his family (2/3 of whom were played by his actual family) were really interesting to watch unfold.

How can you not enjoy such brotherly love?

And a father that turns into a mouse?

[ohheyitsjustjinx]

People I want to get to know better!

Tagged by the utterly wonderful @xsleepyphiliax tysmmmm MWAH! 😭💜

Last song

I am OBSESSED with this atm okay 😅

Favourite Colour

Purple 🥰

Currently Watching

People Just Do Nothing, American Dad, Futurama, It's Always Sunny, Big Mouth, Brassic, Peep Show and Bojack Horseman 😅😅 always gotta have like minimum five shows on the go 🙈

Last Movie

Kingsman : The Secret Service

Sweet/Spicy/Savoury?

Spicyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Relationship Status

The most single single person to ever have singled

Current Obsession

Travellers Rest 🥰 and the lego d&d mini figures, I only have 2 so far but I NEED the others 😂

Last Thing You Googled

Baldur's Gate 3 PC, CDKeys, why is BG3 still so expensive?! 🙈

Tagging with zero pressure (also if you see this you're tagged 🫶) @petmewithyourknife @elvishdove @satanicdollx @unkillablegod @femmeidiot @maso-pup @alluralater @sleepyscot @tomhoppusdelonge @shadows-chaos-temp mwah mwah I can't remember anyone else's urls 🙈