#brain won’t shut offfff

[superhoeva]

you nudge soap one night, and he turns to you with sleepy eyes.

“s’wrong, bonnie?”

you tell him it’s nothing. you just wanted to see if he wanted a midnight snack. the man is perking up before you can explain what you meant, smiling brightly and ripping the blanket off the both of you. ignoring your sputters, soap is in between your legs in record time, only having enough patience to pull the cotton to the side before dipping his tongue straight against your clit.

“fu-johnny, i meant food. actual food…” you trail off with a gasp, hurrying to grab at his hair, the suckle of his lips force a shiver through your legs.

“fuck yer food,” he smacks, spitting on your hole, and diving back in. “got the perfect meal right here…”

(gaz's version here!)

[hella1975]

HE SAID IT’S ALL IN YOUR HEAD AND I SAID SO’S EVERYTHING BUT HE DIDNT GET IT

[izukukuzi]

Talk more shit about nighteye,pls.

THE WAY I AM SCREAMING SUDNDIDJDJ but okie let me pull out the manga to do some canon-accurate shit talking:

first of all sir, fix your posture. you look dumb with your neck poking out like that (am being childish but I’m looking at the panel of him standing beside that tickle machine or whatever and SIR STAND UP STRAIGHT PLEASE dwnbjfnejnd)

after izu makes his face and nighteye is all like aRe yOu mAkInG fUn oF aLl mIgHt they literally share this back-and-forth moment where they’re describing the incident that the all might face came from and the fact that izuku pulled off an expression that, one (1) sir didn’t recognize and, two (2) he was able to describe in vivid detail afterwards shows that he loves and adores all might as much, if not more than, nighteye does!!!! and, instead of admitting he was wrong or acknowledging that they have this in common, this man wants to be a butt and starts playing these i won’t stamp your form games FOR WHAT?

sir: “... you will need to take numerous excused absences. as such, you will fall behind your classmates.”

izu: “if i were only looking to keep up then I’d never be the best”

LIKE??????????? NIGHTEYE DO YOU HEAR THIS BOY?? CAN YOU GIVE HIM SOME CREDIT? LIKE A LITTLE CRUMB OF IT PLEASE? he’s literally saying he’s ready to put in this work but here you are with your crooked giraffe neck talkin bout “what do i have to gain by hiring you?” what do you have to gain by shutting your fucking mouth???

“my agency employs two sidekicks and one student already, and it operates without a hitch. what profit does your employment offer me?” okay, putting aside how disrespectful he’s being at this moment, nighteye is supposed to be all logical and what the fuck ever (and even with the knowledge that he does end up accepting izuku into the agency and was planning to the entire time) you would think that a man of his intellect would not like... waste time with this unnecessary bullshit? like, you knew izuku was coming with the intention of getting to do his work study there, why all this slamming of your stamps against the desk and terribly worded questioning that puts a child on the spot (in an obviously hostile situation, cause you’re definitely not being inviting at allllll)

when he asks bubble girl and mirio to leave the room, she asks mirio if his interview went like izuku's and, even though she says she’s jealous that sir liked mirio from the start, the fact that she asks at all leads me to believe that her interview didn’t go that way either. like, i get being salty or whatever but, again, IZUKU IS A CHILD! having the supposed big brain that you do, sir, would tell you to have at a little tact at the verrrrrry least, but you know, what do i know feubfjenkf

“your sense of humor is appallingly bad. nonetheless, I’m offering you a chance. I’m quite kind, aren’t I?” I WILL STOMP YOU TO DEATH 2.0 WITH MY HOOVES NIGHTEYE FUCK OFFFFF

“I still have great respect and love for all might. but on the matter of his successor... I fail to understand his vision.” this man is really FOUL. like, “yes, I don’t understand the appeal he sees in a person that i don’t know and have been unbelievably rude to since the moment they walked into my agency while trying to appeal to my nonsensical demands and attitude. I simply do not understand the vision at all.” :/

ALSO you’re throwing all this shit in his face while he’s meant to be completing a BULLSHIT task that proves nothing (did i mention how Nighteye The Most Logical likes to waste time?) and i get that it could have put him under distress to show how izuku operates under those conditions, but you don’t have to call his worth into question or say you “cannot approve” of him like anyone asked you to ://///////

izu: “he said... I could do it...”

sir: “he did? to a nobody like you?” 

again, I get it but also kick fucking rocks with open-toe sandals on, nighteye

and i’m gonna end it on this point cause this is longer than i meant for it to be debjdfbjwebfje but kudos to you izu for not stomping on your mentor’s face covering the walls, but with the way sir was talking, I would have two-stepped the dirt off my shoes onto them dumb ass posters JUST TO PROVE A POINT because you saying that izu isn’t “completely worthless to me” isn’t gonna make up for the absolute fuckery that was the last, what, twentyish pages? i’ve said it once and i’ll say it again: FUUUUUUUUCK YOU NIGHTEYE

[tellywoodtrash]

immj2 28+29.12.20 lbs

ok we just gonna skimmmmmmmmmmmmm through these eps real quick, coz i wanna get back to reading my Bridgerton books.

28.12.20

i ship this so much, it fuckin hurtsssssss. GIVE ME THE KILLING EVE-ESQUE SAPPHIC ROMANCE I WANT, TELLYWOOD, STOP BEING SUCH FUCKING COWARDSSSSSSSSSSSSS

aaaaaaand she’s disappeared.

................... coz angre got his hands on her. angre i swear to god if you don’t unhand her and go back to just simping for your wife...........

lmao she bit him and ran away.

................ straightttttttttt into vansh’s arms.

oh shit. i ship this too????? fuck, this show is just too chock-full with ridiculously good looking people and i need them all to kiss each other’s necks.

ok, maybe not. BAAT BAAT PE YEH MANHOOS CHAAKU KYUN NIKAAL LETA HAI?!!?!? HAVE YOU NOT HEARD THAT THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE POCKET-CHAKKU?!!?!?

anyway, ahaana’s got a brain and just started screaming her head offfff for riddhima. which is what a normal person (read, anyone NOT RIDDHIMA) would do.

hein who this curly haired girl????

anyway, ahaana like i gots a secrettttt to tellll you. ABOUT VANSHHHHHHHH.

kabir a messyass bitch like me and is like ooooooooooooh ab aayega mazzaaaa.

iss sab ke beech ishani like heyyyy, this is my dress!!!!!! SIS, NO ONE CARES, WE ABOUT TO GET SOME HELLA GOOD GOSSIP. JESUS. PRIORITIES!!!

ahaana like someone wants to killllllllllllllllllll meeeeeeeeeeeeeee, and riddhima is like huh what who why they wanna kill you???? and sis, i think you know from living in this murder-house that ppl don’t particularly need a reason as such to wanna kill you. they just like homicide as a hobby.

vansh like I SHALLLLLLLLLLL PROTECT YOUUUUUUUUUU, YOU SHALL LIVE HERE. sir, i’m pretty sure it’s YOU that she’s talking about that wants to kill her.

riddhima like uhhhhhhhhh??? the fuck is going on? why you promising security to this chick who wanted to phodofy your bhaanda????

SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THAT CURLY HAIR GIRL IS, HAVE I FORGOTTEN A WHOLEASS CHARACTER OF THIS SHOW COZ I DIDN’T WATCH FOR 2 DAYS???????

anyway riddhima like WHOOOOOOOO IS SHEEEEE, YOU KNOW EACH OTHER FROM BEFORE????????? like damn, your psycho murderous ex is living in this house thanks to you, and vansh can’t even know a woman that’s not you????/

ahaana going on and on about this stupid SECRET and omg just spit it out or gtfo. i have 8 books of regency era sexy shenanigans to read, and i’m wasting time here on this nonsense.

ok. she saved his life. and did “seva” it seems. lmao the mental image i have.

“vansh, apna vaada yaad hai na? ki tum mera karz chukaaoge; keemat ya shakl jo bhi ho.” oh???????? big promise from vansh, if true.

vansh beginning to regret making such lofty vows.

(also mmmmmmm, what else dat pouty mouth do, baby???)

dadi has taken over and is like you saved my vansh‘s lifeeeeeeee, i shall make sure vansh keeps his promise, blah blah. lord WHAT IS THE POINT OF ALLLLLLL THISSSSSS?!?!?

riddhima like, why did you call me if you wanted to get in touch with him? why not just call him directly????

shaaaaaady reactions from vansh/ahaana at that. lightttttt goes out.

comes back on, and angre like fuck all this, let’s celebrate the new yearrrrrrrr. not sus at all. y’all are alllllllllllllll so fucking shady man. god, ahaana, just bust my girl ridz outta here and go to alaska and eat spaghetti together. iykyk.

and they all just started ballroom dancing as if they’re in beauty and the beast. attention span of a fucking gnat these ppl have. ek baat pe dhyaan nahi tiktiiii.

i’m here for this also. i just want all the sexy ppl to be with each other. idc who is with whom. just put any two of them together and i’m happy.

these two throwing some chabayaa hua dhamkis at each other. I DON’T CAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE UNLESS YOU SPILLING SPECIFIC DEEEEEEEEEEETS.

iske dimaag ke ghode kentucky derby mein daudne lage hain.

and hubs fullllllllllllly knows. he wanted exactly that.

she tries to ask questions and as usual, he shuts her down with ainvayi ki philosophy. MAN WHAT WILL IT FUCKING TAKE FOR YOU TO ANSWER A QUESTION STRAIGHT?????

big talk about pyaaaar and vishwaaaas and bro, i fully know what you’re doing here, you fucking bastard. bloody gaslighting her into ignoring her own instincts in the name of trusting you. like yes, she’s like extraaaa with the jasoosi, but she’s asking RELEVANT, PERTINENT QUESTIONS.

meanwhile this rakshason ki toli has got their hands on the “yes okay i’m a spy!!!!!!!!!!!!!” recording that siya had. great. wonderful. best.

they decide to wait for right moment to use it and show vansh. oh you fucking dumbasses................... he already knows. this is the problem; no one bothers to fucking communicate in this family. 

kabir trying to get the goss outta ahaana, but vansh ne mundi se ishaara kiya and angre just threw a drink on K, so he had to leave to go change.

i like her.

lol she called him a loser. never has a character been more right about all the men of this stupid show.

ahaana staring at vansh in a real strange way. oh bro, kya kaand kiya tha iske saath????? sach sach bolllllllllll.

these two seem have slid into each other’s inboxes already???? oh yeaaaaaaaaah.

ishani has come back with one V for Vendetta mask and is smirking some more about how riddhima is going down. *sigh* same old, same old. 

more ainvayi ka dancing. man, what a waste of a filler episode.

at the dinner table, riddhima finds a chit saying your life is in danger, come meet me out in the backyard. ishani and aryan and chachi making real weird faces. did they send the note or did ahaana???? either way, this not gonna end well for riddhima. as per always.

it’s got to the point where EVEN riddhima is calling out the plotholes in the damn show out loud; saying ahaana said HER life was in danger, now how the fuck is this all about MY life being in danger???

anyway the dumbass goes to investigate.

she got shoved into a car by V for Vendetta (that’s what they should call the show.) which is now filling up with smoke. wonderful.

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29.12.20

she’s so fucking stupid. there’s no way the car doors can be locked from the outside in such a way that they cannot be opened from the inside. peeche ke doors pe child-lock hain bhi, toh she can just climb to the front and open the front doors and jump out. honestly riddhima.

ishani trying to distract vansh from going to look for riddhima with chocolate cake.

vansh is me. cake pakda diya toh duniya ki koi parwaah nahi. it just meeeeeeeeeee and my cake, made for each other, truuueeeeeee loveee.

ALSO LMAO WHY DOES THIS DUDE EAT CAKE LIKE THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

riddhima still choking and struggling like a dumbass.

cake done, vansh off to look for his wife. gotta say, he’s got his priorities straight.

ishani making shady faces with Guy Fawkes mask. godddddd. who cares who cares who caresssss?

after 19023019283092130912390 moments of suspense, he finally found her and broke her outta the car.

some loving scolding for wandering off without telling him. dude’s she’s a grownass woman, not a toddler/pet.

anyway she told him someone shoved her in the car and he’s clenching his jaw most magnificently mmmmmmm that jawwww.

ab yeh kaunsi nayi musibat hai???

he’s promising to find and punish whoever and she’s thinking omg it kabir?!?!?!!!!!!!! as if noooooone else in the house wants to murder her.

she’s like you saved me again!!!!!!!! and he’s literally like stop playing khatron ke khiladi up in here every day and i won’t have to, bitch.

ishani literalllllly flaunting that mask on her arm and riddhima like OUFF YEH KHOOONI NANAD BAAZ NAHI AATI.

side mein dekha toh kabir also has one like that.

lmao everyyyyyyone has one of these masks.

R like i need to gtfo here from the presence of all these assholes, k byeeeeee.

she’s confronting ahaana ki why you call me outside and not show up yourself????

ahaana like, bitch tf you talking about? i didn’t call you or send any chit??!?!! get used to it ahaana, iss ghar mein rahogi toh yeh hourly occurance hai, aisa random chutiyaapa. tumhein toh aadat hogi hi, pichle janam mein oberois ke saath jo rahi ho.

riddhima bringing up vansh and ahaana like YOUR MAN SHADYYYYY AF. YOU SHOULDN’T TRUST HIM SO MUCH. iss ek line se hi i have gotten it ki ahaana has been planted by vansh and he’s trying to see if riddhima falls for anyone else’s hearsay again.

riddhima is giving speech about how much she trusts vansh and they’re each others’ parchhaai or some such shit, and lmaoooooooooooooo ahaana’s face......

same, sis. absolutely saaaame.

ahaana like “zindagi mein har bimaari ki dawaai hai, par galatfehmi ki nahi.” snortttttttt.

ahaana going heavy on “vansh don’t love you, he wants to killll your ass” speech and ouff....... ofc riddhima won’t listen. dumbass.

there is not ONE wrong thing ahaana is saying about vansh. not ONE. literally all of it is true. i mean, maybe he does “love” her or whatever, but kya hi karein aise bekaar roz roz life ruin karne waale pyaar ka? isse achcha toh naa hi kare pyaar.

aaaaaaaaand she got slapped for truth-telling. fuck. riddhima, you are such a fucking dumbass. where all this slappiness for your damn husband who was lying to your face for monthssssss, huh????

ugh mera pati mera ishq bhashaan. this chick deserves to be murdered. blindass.................. she’s doing the exact same shit she did with kabir, total blindddddd faith without listening to any reason. she deserves to be fucked over if she refused to learn anything from that kaand and won’t use her fucking brain even now.

honestly this sanctimonious speech she’s giving ahaana........

but for once she’s using her MAALKIN OF THE HOUSE rutba and telling to ahaana to gtfo the house.

lmao ahaana like tell vansh to throw me out, and i’ll go.

cut to......... riddhima is randomly staring at a ladder. as one does.

helllllllllllllllllllllllo. 😏😏😏

riddhima trying to tell vansh ki ahaana is off her rocker and....

well okay then! no more talking about ahaana! 🥰🥰🥰

great. all that was buttering up for the trust test he has set up for her.

climb the ladder, it seems. oh boy. i know what’s coming............

lmaooooo she climbs it and is like ok now you know that i trust you??? can i come back down now??? LOL DUMBASS HOW DID YOU NOT GUESS WHAT HE WANTED FROM THE MOMENT HE TOLD YOU TO CLIMB???????? dimaag ghutno mein hai iss ladki ki.

he’s telling her to jump. ofc. fucking asshole. tereko shauk hai random high places se chhalaang maarne ko toh you’ll make everyone do it or what?

HE’S ACTUALLY GETTING MAD AT HER HESITATION AND ALL I’LL CATCH YOU, DO YOU NOT TRUST ME?????? main hoti toh kehti ki bro, it’s not you that i don’t trust, i just know gravity as a force is more powerful than you are.

stupid stupiddddd bitch. she’s doing it also. DUDE, THIS IS A CLASSIC ABUSIVE TECHNIQUE, WHY DON’T YOU KNOW ANYTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG RIDDHIMAAAAA?!!?!?!? LIKE........................ THIS IS WHY PEOPLE SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED TO GET MARRIED BEFORE THE AGE OF 30. THEIR BRAINS ARE JUST NOT GROWN ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how self satisfied she looks. fucking dumbass.

while his face is like ‘i can’t believe the twit actually did it.’

some more talk about how she trusts him mosttttttttttttttttttttttttt in the world, while he gets horny for it. god, what a pair of boring dysfunctional fucks. i liked it better when he was vihaan and had a bondage kink.

bharosa talk bharosa talk and oh my god it’s sooooooo fucking obvious he’s planted ahaana to test her and her trust. aaj yeh toh bas level 1 tha. the chutiyaapa just gonna go up from here.

she’s like i don’t like ahaana, why does she have to stay here? he’s turning it back on her and saying if we trust each other, what does it matter if she stays here or says whatever????? which ....... is just some reallyyyyyyyyyyyyy manipulative BS.

he’s saying she has some “issues” that he’ll handle. oh lord. ahaana in danger of getting murdered by this fucker too.

riddhima giving some more vaasta of her neverending trust.........

while this asshole makes these very TRUSTWORTHY faces.

aaaaaaaaaaaaand someone watches them. as per usual. no wonder vansh made sure to go far far far far away from this house to get some nookie. idhar karte toh it would be like those olden days royal weddings, where the whole court would come and sit and watch the marriage being consummated.

[whoop-whoop-grocket-blog]

So I'm watching GOTG Vol 2 again

Here's some nice commentary:

When Groot turns on the speakers, the circle things move, that music must be really loud

Groot does a little monster dance move, it's so cute

ALRIGHT BUT HOW DOES ROCKET CARRY SUCH A BIG GUN???

There's a little voice crack that Gamora makes when she says "than the bounty that's due for her on XANdar"

Ayesha talks with a lottt of mouth movement

Rocket in a nutshell: wINK WONK

The Milano is so messy yikes™

Peter literally changes in front of Nebula and Gamora and nobody mentions that

Drax is a confirmed expert sneaker, he just shows up

Okay but the way Dave says "one might assume she was dead" gives me chills

Gamora's hair is sooo much better in this movie than the last one

"dUDE"

Groot plays with Rocket's seatbelt, so cute

Man, I wish I could pilot a spaceship by playing in an arcade

THE BATTREES

Okay but the violins playing up and down when they go into the asteroid field is amazing

YO QUILL, ROCKET WAS DOING A PRETTY GOOD JOB PILOTING THE MILANO EXCUSE YOU

Dave's Drax laugh is the besstttt

Peter grabs Groot like "nu-uh I ain't dealing with this shit"

Groot squirms in Drax's hand, he's such an angry smol child, just like his father

The spacesuit animation is so cool

Groot was like grabbing onto Gamora's hair

The face the golden dude makes after everybody says he sucks is so relatable

HOLY CRAP A GIANT EGG IS FLYING IN SPACE

Rip to all of that stuff that flew out of the Milano and got scattered everywhere

Groot eating candy is me

Getting yelled at by Gamora is like your mother yelling at you because you didn't wash the dishes

Groot sits on the ledge of the ship and stares at the wonderful forest while everybody is arguing

Peter's face when Rocket tries to bite him is me when someone has a scary doggo

IT'S THE GIANT EGG AGAIN

LEGGO MY EGGO, IT'S THE BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG EVER TO EXIST

hoWARRDDD

yoNDUUUUUUUUU

Okay but the CGI for Martinex is the coolest thing ever

Shut your nasty face, scrotumhat

Tag yourself, I'm the girl that can't get the carpet to work

Shut up, egg man

DON'T CALL MY TRASH SON A MONKEY, WAFFLE EGG

Mantis is me trying to talk to people

Rocket grooming himself is the best thing

thAT WAS NOT A JOKE DRAX, MY TRASH SON GOT BAD PTSD HE DON'T NEED YOUR JOKES

"I know how you feel" Yeah, listen to her Peter, she got a murdering Titan about to smack yo asses in may

Gamora let's go of Peter's hands and she tries to cover it by being tough GAMORA SWEETIE WE KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT HIM CONFESSSS

*cries because Rocket pushes away his friends*

I can't believe he's had that picture of David Hasselhoff since forever

Drax's eyes are beautiful, love that shade of blue

"They are not for feeling dOORWAYS"

Mantis' makeup is so prettyyy

There's 4 moons, that's a lot of moons

Bradley Cooper humming to Southern Nights yassss

It's so cute how generally worried Groot is about Rocket

Rocket's laugh when he shoots people in the air is so cute, he loves to kill people

Rocket chuckles before putting the electric thingys on the Ravagers

OKAY BUT THE CGI ON ROCKET IS AMAZINGGGG, GOOD JOB TEAM

GROOT'S ABOUT TO CRY BECAUSE HIS DAD IS IN TROUBLE UGGGHHHH MY HEART

"Give me a word you won't hurt Groot, and I'll tell you where the batteries are" OHHH MY HEARTTTTTT HE'S SO PROTECTIVE ACKACK

Kraglin, I love you to death, but WHYD YOU HAVE TO SPEAK UP MY GUY

You can see Rocket's body twitch a bit after he got shot by Nebula

"It's not ripe" Damn straight lad

DAMMNNNN THESE VISUAL EFFECTS FOR EGO'S PLANET IS THE BEST THING EVER TO COME OUT FROM A MARVEL FILM

"Welcome to my world!" Aka, "look at this beautiful blue screen"

Drax's laugh when he pops the bubble is so pure

It's so weird how Ego has these eggs just for the only purpose to tell his backstory

Okay but this CGI for all of Ego's history is so cool, kudos to the animation team

Tag yourself, I'm drax, just randomly ask if someone has a penis

The face Gamora makes when Ego says "it's not that bad", she's like "that means Peter's probably got a nice one too" ;)

egO YOU LEFT HER YOU BITTCHHH FUCK YOU

"If you loved her whyd you leave her" OOF

DON'T SCARE MY TINY TREE SON YOU RAVAGER BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER

It's so sad to see the Ravagers kill each other, they were all such good friends and having fun with each other at the end of the first movie ;-;

DON'T HURT BLUE SPACE DAD, SHOOTER MCFUCKFACE

Tag yourself, I'm rocket when he's all tied up and making fun of people

OKAY BUT WHEN ROCKET KICKS HIS FEET UP AND DOWN WHEN HE LAUGHS IS SO CUTE

ALSO GROOT'S LAUGH IS CUTE

Ewwww there's saliva on taserface's beard

Aw Kraglin's concern for Yondu

"What are you gonna do with your share?" *proceeds to tell backstory instead*

Karen Gillan slays in this movie

Tag yourself, I'm kraglin when he makes the face of sheer terror after what Nebula's gonna do with her share

"She had brain cancer so everyone thought she was delusional" ;-;

FUCK OFFFFF EGGO

The emotions that Chris Pratt puts in when he says "I HAD TO WATCH HER DIE" is so good. Great acting 10/10

You think this old man is a good father, BUT NOOOPPPE HE'S AN ASS

Alright, I'll continue my commentary on another post

[choccysoyamilk]

so idk if anyone saw my last couple of posts about that boi but basically seeing him tomorrow at uni bc he's on my course and i actually have no idea how to act?? i mean do i say hello do i smile at him do i straight up not say anything?? i mean i guess it depends on how he acts but i have a horrible feeling he's just gonna ignore me or be super awks about the whole thing:// i'm so tired and ill but i can't sleep bc i'm worrying about it too much so my brain won't shut offfff

pls any suggestions would be welcome what do i dooo???!!?!?