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Lazy Pig

a small sfw ficlet i wrote for myself but y’all can read it too... 👉👈

Inori was an odd man. You knew this long before the two of you had even started dating but every once in a while he would take you off guard. It was growing less and less frequent as the two of you grew to understand each other more  intimately.

The man in question was currently laid out in the shade, a magazine glued to his face in an attempt to ignore the inmates currently spread about the building five training grounds. You shake your head fondly as the man shifts slightly with a light snore. However, you weren’t going to let Inori know that you found his more negative traits endearing.

With a loud ‘thwack’ the box lunch that you had carefully prepared connects with the giant’s stomach with brutal force. You could be kind but you had found that dealing with Inori sometimes required a… firm hand. Inori shoots up from ground with a shout, his hand attempting to pull the magazine from his face, now plastered on with his own sweat. It pulls off with an uncomfortable peeling noise, leaving an irritated red mark on his forehead.

Choked laughs echo through the courtyard as your actions garner the attention of the inmates. Standing above your boyfriend, you cock your hip and look down at him with a raised eyebrow, “Inori, are you seriously napping while you’re at work?” He blinks up at you, eyes bleary with sleep.

With a yawn, he lifts a hand to tousle his hair. “You really are a lazy pig sometimes.” His face almost lights up at those words as a light dusting of red, a slight smile tugging at his lips.  It’s a lazy smile that’s distinctly him, warm and just a little mischievous, his eye lightly crinkled with mirth. “You’re so lucky that I love you.”

“You’re so mean, baby,” Inori drawls as his eyes rove your form. You ignore your boyfriend’s wandering eyes and ignore the pleasant drop in your stomach at the pet name. “Not gonna lie, I kind of like it when you insult me.”

A strangled noise echoes from your throat as you feel your face flush.  Bold and blunt, you honestly should have expected this from him, but somehow he still manages to take you by surprise at the most unexpected of times. Pointing at the lunch you brought, you simply tell him to ‘just eat your lunch, perverted pig’ and prepare to leave.

Inori, however, seems to have other plans. Reaching out, he lightly grabs your hand, pulling you towards him with a light tug. Even with your boyfriend slouched on the ground he still almost dwarfs you in sheer size,  his hands covering your hips as he pulls you forward to bury his face in your neck. The heat of his breath on your neck pulls an unnatural noise from you.

“Something wrong, babe?” He chuckles quietly, voice deepening as the cold metal his labret piercing grazes your skin. “I’m just giving you a hug as thanks for being so good to me.” Somehow he seems to surround you easily, and makes you feel so small and delicate in comparison. It was as humiliating as it was endearing.

You sigh and hug back tightly. Still, affection is affection and you did miss him while he was at work. Maybe you should use your day off and try and get a movie night set up? Yeah that sounded like a good idea-!

A firm squeeze to your ass makes you halt.

The rumbling mumble that leaves your mouth is intimidating,“Inori…”

“Yes?” He asks cheekily, hand still engulfing your ass. You can feel the smile on his lips and the smug aura that rolls off him in waves. You quickly card your fingers through his hair, tightening it into a fist and pull his head back, making him grunt.

“Hands off.” You tug firmly, but not roughly. “Now.” His puppy dog eyes do nothing but irritate you as he pulls his hands away and raises them.

Turning on your heel, you stalk off in an embarrassed fit, hoping that none of the inmates saw. You feel your body heat up, feeling yourself flush. It was almost certain that someone saw you. It seemed that you had learned a new thing about Inori today. Glancing back at Inori, you decided you determined that you had learned a new thing about Inori today. It seemed he like to embarrass you in public. Even from as far away from him as you were you can see the brazen smirk on his face.

Bonus:

Inori lets out a pleased sigh, grabbing the lunch and watches you leave fondly. He snorts at the small note atop his lunch, a smile tugging at his mouth.

Qi snorts, in a much similar position to his assigned guard, and opens a single eye to observe Inori lazily, “I really don’t know how they put up with you.”

The large guard shrugs lazily, a self-satisfied grin stretching across his face. “Jealous?” Fake coughing, Qi snaps his head to the side, hiding most of his blush, leaving only his pink tinged ears visible. “Thought so.”