#brAIN empTY just these two Hsdgtusgfysdgfi

[iwaasfairy]

⛩️: faiwy, you can’t spell incessant bickering without incest and who always bickers incessantly in haikyuu?

“tsumu-nii, samu-nii, do identical twins have the same dick size?”

“nah, mine is bigger.”

“nuh uh, samu! mine’s way bigger,”

“here baby, we’ll show you.”

AdHndhdjriorirjrj yEEEE it would be suchghhhh a (pleasure) pain to be stuck between the two of them, constantly trying to one up each other. BUT THIS MAKES ME SHRgGfdgsUR SCREAAAMMMMM ⛩️ nonnIE PLSKDJJRJR

i feel like the little sister wouldn't even start it,, more like, suddenly someone just decides that who's dick is bigger is up for question now and you're the one who's gotta bear witness before they get into a fucking fight about it JHGfusdifygis

"yer actin' stupid. it doesn't matter. and if it does, mine is definitely bigger. i'm a centimeter taller than you too."

"like hell ya' are- stupid samu, i've been in locker rooms with ya since elementary. i know my dick is bigger."

"no, it ain't." and then as soon as you look up and even so much as give the tiniest frown, they'll both be crowding into your space and being wayyyy too comfortable with you. "who's got the bigger cock?"

"what?? what are you two fighting about?"

"just take a quick look, c'mon- it'll be easy ta tell anyway."

"think again, tsumu. yer full of shit." then he'll look at you as if this is your problem now too. "settle it for us? you've seen yer big brother's naked before, right?"

"wait, wait, wait, maybe she should decide when we're hard- ain't that fair or somethin'?"

"w-what? how the hell are ya gonna get hard right now, niichan?"

"hmmm, I don' know. put yer mouth on it?"