#br0ga

[s0methingyoumisplaced]

Reasons why Bronach is my soulmate:

This one time Caitlin's dad threw a packet of marshmallows at Lydia and it hit her in the face and it was silent for a few minutes and Bronach and I both simultaneously went "Marshmallow heaaaad" in the exact same tone and it was weird

One time someone mentioned something about some guy who grew nipples on his knees for some reason idk and Bronach and I both screamed "HEAD, SHOULDERS, NIPPLES, TOES" and then proceeded to hug each other and cry for about 3 hours

One time I was telling her some remarkably dull story about school or exams or something and I stopped between sentences and sighed without noticing and then continued telling my story and she just screamed "WAIT WHO DID YOU KISS" and it would have been weird enough but I actually had kissed someone and she knew who it was and it creeped me the fuck out

"Where the fuck is the breadboard"

Life

Bye