#boyfriend pokedex

[alt-ternaivemu-sic]

bojere community how we feeling today! (Also, look how big that smile is. He's so thrilled!)

[eikohanjatketa]

Just look at his smug face, standing between his boyfriends. (Nace still trying 😔)

[mint-ty]

Okay but Jere is very competitive, right? What if he's getting addicted to expanding his boyfriend pokedex? Coming for the really famous guys... hockey legends, presidents, national award athletes, etc etc... That cosy slotting into an armpit and direct eye contact might be intentional idk. Maybe he's doing a checkmark in his mind ✅️

Maybe he also asked Bojan for flirting tips and now Bojči is biting his nails because he misunderstood the intention..

[greensolsikke]

The cards arrived 😍😍😍

I'm so amazed, they're so wonderful and creative and fun and aaaaah 😍😍😍

Can't wait to use them at the upcoming concerts 🥰 thanks dear @kaarijazineofficial and all the artists involved for letting them become reality!

[loeewenzahn]

the 'they have two hands' partner solution meme with Jere, but he has a quadrillion of hands and is asking "who going to hold all my hands, 30 are still empty 🥺🥺"

[drugsforaddicts]

This week a hot new bombshell enters the pokedex // jakeboksi

[frikatilhi]

maybe any ideas what type of boyfriend Jere is still missing in his collection?

uh, well, lets see

(also, I asked some friends for their input)

there are already rappers (both domestic and international), world-famous athletes, slovenian heartthrob, several clones of said slovenian heartthrob (also singers), band members + bodyguard + tour manager, more musicians, his own fucking clone/past self, head of state

what are we missing? an artist of some kind, surely, something other than music, maybe... photographer?

as for atheletes, there are a lot of hockey players, so how about a figure skater or something?

some blond little twink to throw around

someone big and tall we always need more of those (Sebastian Aho and Peksi can throw him around together)

if more musicians, how about Antti Hyyrynen from Stam1na or Costee?

also, Adam Lambert and Sauli Koskinen need to be in that sandwich somehow (please don't ask and never mention this again)

help me out fam!!!

[eldoradofineng]

This was fun!!! Tiermaker by @ajitanparmesan 🙏 I spent too much time thinking this through and some sacrifices had to be made (I'm sry Kris, it's really 50/50 the worst or the best fuck tbh). Also, Kä can you kiss or lick Allu on stage so I can move him to the longest relationship tier pretty please?

[sister-pianist-chan]

They look so happy! Lol they look so cute together! 🤣

Congratulations to the newlywed couple! ❤️ Jere is definitely writing the fanfics for us Lol. I was starting to write a new monk!Jere/Brother Jere fic, but that might have to wait. xD

Can't wait to read the fics that come out of this 🤣 I never thought I'd be into fanfiction about my favorite rappers and here I am.

[rosetta-j-stone]

Everyone Else during Bojere Week 2024: Moodboards! Fanfic! Gifsets! Memes!

Kuumaa during Bojere Week 2024: HOLD OUR KAKSI ANANAS LONKERO

[alt-ternaivemu-sic]

i need to know where he got that shirt asap! (Also, the way i thought it was gonna say something inappropriate. I'm not even the biggest bojere fanboy, but I'm eating up these crumbs. Bojere community is getting stuffed today!)

[meregrin]

don't mind me just thinking about the fact that a year ago today käärijä and sleep token performed on the same stage just ten hours apart

[lasthumaninwales]

Having watched Good Omens season two (finally) the cosplay combo my wife and I did at Megacon suddenly makes way more sense.

Aziraphale is being a dick so Crowley's having himself some rebound fun with Käärijä...

[icbimakb]

I come bearing some very top secret goods never-seen-before exclusive screenshots of Käärijä from 2021 in the Melkein Mensa game show (mostly seen interacting with his game partner Eero Ritala here) (he's an actor and also a funny guy)

[smimon]

Käärijä boyfriend pokedex: the movie

Song translation under the cut

Baśka - Wilki

(mr. Bodyguard) Baśka had fine breasts,

(Behm) Ania – style,

(Häärijä) and Zośka – something I like.

(Jukka) Ela was a great kisser,

even right after she got married.

(Tommy) I could always count on Kaśka, (* idiom - literally: “we could steal horses together”)

although I know that she wanted to have her first time with me.

(Etel) Magda – evil,

(Jesse) Jolka could cuddle me to death

(Joost) and Agnieszka was cheating on me.

Chorus:

Beautiful like ships at full sail,

Like galloping horses,

Like the skies above us.

(Bess) Karolina in Hollywood,

(Jaakko) With Aśka it was never the same.

(Allu) Ewelina was ice cold,

(Matti) So I asked out Ala for the night.

(Pekka) I could give anything to Iza,

(Alessandra) same with Ola,

but neither of them wanted to take. (*Ola is a variant of Aleksandra 🙂)

(Erika) Małgorzata – a walking sin,

made me all abashed,

(Bojan) and Monika was okay.

[drugsforaddicts]

Dear kääryleet! Do we have an updated list of the boyfriend pokedex? Because I do love a good list and especially if the list has pictures and numbers, if you catch my drift?

names and numbers would go under each photo

So yeah, I just think we need a visual list at this point that could be updated (or maybe it's just me who needs the visual lmao).