#boutta tag this like it's ao3 lmao

[paranoidpoltergeist]

Reviewing all the TMNT movies

I've had a ton of free time and decided it'd be fun to watch and review a bunch of stuff. So I did, except I underestimated the amount of content and now I have to break it down into categories. Why I thought I could watch 8 movies, 5 series, and 3 crossovers in a week I don't know but here we are. Please keep in mind this is my opinion so you might not agree! This is listed in order of when I watched them NOT ranking I'm gonna do that later after I finish the tv shows.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(1990)

MMM a classic I remember first getting this DVD, my mom let me get it out of the $10 bin at the beach because I had lost a tooth. I didn’t remember much about the plot at all so it was like watching a new movie and man did I enjoy it. This was a great movie and one that held up pretty well. I liked the characters, the villain, the plot, and ofc the iconic farmhouse scene we get with just about every series. I even liked the character design surprisingly enough.

Some scenes felt weird, a couple of jokes felt off, and Splinter was literally the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen. He looks like a drowned chihuahua. The swearing was written as though the writer's mom never let them curse and they were pretending to be 25 in the youtube comment section or something, but It was great and honestly a pleasant surprise in the wake of all my childhood favorites being ruined by just how bad they were and the end credits song? Iconic. 8/10 will be watching again. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ll: The Secret of the Ooze(1991)

This movie is… good. It’s not a bad movie but it’s more goofs and gags-focused. It got a couple of laughs out of me but it felt somehow too long and also rushed. I’m pretty sure I got Leo and Donnie mixed up 207 times, I could almost never tell who was talking despite having the subtitles on, the villains were the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen, and I’m still not 100% sure who the science guy is exactly and whether he’s good or bad. In conclusion, I’m now eating a pizza. 6/10 might watch again

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles lll(1993)

Well, this is certainly a movie. I don’t even really know what to say, I couldn’t root for Kenshin or even Mitsu and well the turtles are really really ugly. It was funny but I’m not sure if it was a “so bad it's funny” or actually funny. No one was very well fleshed out, the villain was Idk tbh, I don’t feel particularly satisfied, and the “we wanna stay here” thing at the end and then them all suddenly going “no we’ll go home ig” was kinda weird and probably only got put in for screen time. 4/10 I don’t believe I’ll be watching this again. I will, however, be crying bc I am in fact lactose intolerant and that pizza was not worth it. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(2014)

Man, I remember going to watch this movie in theaters like it was yesterday. Ignore my nostalgia rant but my dad sucks and never did anything with me so these were the only movies he ever went and watched in theaters, no matter how bad it was that made them infinitely better. I used to watch this movie like every night when I went to sleep so hearing this stupid music was so nostalgic, I adored this movie as a kid and I was almost scared to rewatch it without my rose-tinted glasses.

I have super mixed feelings about this movie, my expectations were so low it actually surprised me. The villains were honestly bad, not much screen time, the foot soldiers just straight up looked bad, I don’t know a lot about Sacks but somehow less about Shredder, Karai looks like she’s going through her 2010 emo phase, Splinter looks like what I can only imagine my cat would if I gave in to the urge to only shave the top of his head and arms, the turtles themselves are ugly, and their backstories mediocre. I could keep going but I did like the way the turtles interacted with each other. It had its funny moments, the soundtrack was good, and I actually quite liked Donnie. In conclusion 6/10 it wasn’t the best but it’s enjoyable and I’d watch it again. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows(2016)

Right, so I hate this movie. I can’t explain it, I've always disliked this movie. I tried super hard to watch it and literally fell asleep. It’s boring, I’m not a huge fan of how they interacted, Bebop and Rocksteady were mid although mildly enjoyable, shredder was once again a blank page, and Kraang just lowkey annoyed me. He was super gross and looked like that one transformer but pink and slimy.

The turtles little “I wanna be human” thing was mediocre and I felt like they just added it on for screentime. Casey was super unmemorable, Baxter was also kinda boring, Karai might as well have not been in the movie at all, and a lot of the jokes fell flat for me. On a more positive note, I liked the trash truck. What sucks is I really wanna like this movie bc we get a lot of characters from the original but it's so boring. 2/10 am going to burn the disk. TMNT(2007)

I was not looking forward to this movie, but surprisingly enough I liked it. I’m sad Mikey and Donnie got barely any screen time but Raph was cool. I liked Karai even though we didn’t see much of her, and the ending left me feeling pretty satisfied. The turtles were once again ugly, Splinter looked like that one macaroni noodle I lost under the fridge, and the villain was just ok. I am however a pretty big fan of the minor character development we get to see.

I’ve watched this movie probably like 4 times now, although it’s been a very long time, and the first time I watched this movie I loved it, the second it was ok, and the 3rd I kinda hated it. I basically got to come back with a fresh start and it was good, I noticed little plot points I didn’t before, debated whether I hated this Splinter or not 27 times, and realized Chris Evans voices Casey. This is a good movie. It’s cute, at times funny, and just genuinely a good watch for kids. 6.5/10 Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(2019)

You know I quite liked this movie. I liked the art style and all the turtles a lot?! Unlike the 2007 movie, I didn’t feel like a single character had a ton more screen time than the others and Leo had good character development! I’m also a dc fan so seeing Damian acting a bit more like a kid was great.

It’s a fun movie and they found a pretty good balance between funny and serious. I’m not 100% why Ra’s wanted to mutate all of Gotham tbh so that was kinda weird and there were some weird tone shifts with the random graphic murder. At one point Leo yelled at Raph because he could have killed these people and then I watched Donnie kill a man with a manhole cover, but Splinter finally wasn’t the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen although he also wasn’t in this movie. Overall I’d give this a 7/10. It wasn’t the best thing I’ve ever seen but it was good, I’m also craving pizza again but I’m still recovering from last time so I think I’d rather eat moldy bread. I'll be adding the rise movie after it's out but I kept getting scared I was gonna accidentally delete all this lol

[aloera]

lmao u write a fic and the ship is “aloera x egg anon” the romance of a lifetime 😌

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literally boutta make it an ao3 relationship tag,,, here we come!!!!!!!!

please vote on a ship name either here or in my inbox thank u xoxo <33 options are

aloegg

aloandy

alandy

maloera

anything else

mandy vetoed eggoera cause she said it sounds like eye disease jsyk

[drabbles-mc]

Ok so like...i dont care about the likes or follower count, but i do care about constructive criticism. I dont just want people to say "omg so good bla bla bla." I want people to say what part they really liked, what moved them about my writing or what they thought could use more clarification/elaboration.

People on here be requesting the wildest smut ever to the point its gotten whack. Like calm da fuq down. They actin like they never read an x-rated scene in their lives. I read a fic with like 4 sex scenes back to back im like this manz bout to get a heart attack. Nothin surprises me anymore. I wanna be on the edge of my seat tryna figure out whats boutta happen but these smut fics poppin on my screen just make me wanna head out.

As much as I love validation and compliments, I totally agree about the constructive criticism. I know there are aspects of my writing that need more work and if people ever have ways they think I can be a more well-rounded writer I'm always open to that. Just like anything, though, don't be an asshole about it 😂

In regards to smut fics, everyone's got stuff that they do and don't enjoy. Most of the fandoms I'm currently in have a lot of smut fics, and honestly I give a lot of props to writers who can write a lot of smut and keep it engaging and not make it seem repetitive.

But fanfiction has always been a place for people to go buckwild and explore whatever. That just looks different for everyone, you know? Luckily most the writers (at least that I've seen) tag/put warnings on their stuff so if you don't wanna read it, you can skip right over it.

As a writer I've got a real complicated relationship with writing smut. I've done it, I know it's not my strongest suit, but I also know I'm not totally terrible at it. But its very tough for me to get super inspired for it, especially these last few months. Like, most of the requests that I haven't gotten to yet are sitting in limbo because they're smut requests that I can't get my brain into gear for. I also feel like, as a writer, there are times when it seems like it's almost a necessity to include it if you want a larger audience to engage with it. And I've always had conflicting feelings about that because I don't like feeling almost "forced" to include it. I don't wanna say that I don't write smut or that I won't again going forward, because I do and I will write more down the road. But I've said it time and again that its just not something that comes easily to me. And I'm working on being alright with that.

However. As a reader. I love a good smutty fic 😂 I love reading them just as much as I love reading angst, or fluff, or anything else that falls outside or between those categories. A good story is a good story and sometimes those stories involve someone getting railed lmao

I understand the frustration of not being able to find the type of story you're looking for. If you ever can't find stuff here, you can always check out AO3 or Wattpad and see if they have stuff that's more your speed.

[ao3feed-ladynoir]

Now with 100% more gay

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2pU5fUr

by humancatashtrophe

sequel to the miraculous group so really you know what to expect

  tbh this is back bc i'm bored

Words: 254, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of MGC

Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Multi

Characters: Adrien Agreste, Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Alya Césaire, Nino Lahiffe, Sabrina Raincomprix, Chloé Bourgeois, Juleka Couffaine, Rose Lavillant

Relationships: Adrien Agreste/Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Adrien Agreste/Alya Césaire/Marinette Dupain-Cheng/Nino Lahiffe, Juleka Couffaine/Rose Lavillant

Additional Tags: it's back bois, lmao this is the long awaited sequel to the mgc, this time its rlly gay tho, bc ya boi is rlly gay and i love projecting, :)))), it took me liek solid 3 months to make the sequel, ya boi boutta start hsc why am i like this, I dont know how to tag, but ya know, its the mgc, so enjoy that level of trash, its a group chat, Group chat, Texting, basically what you need to know is that no one is straight, they/them pronouns for sabrina, idk why i made sabrina nb but it happened so

May 07, 2017 at 01:43AM read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2pU5fUr

[ao3feed-julerose-blog]

Now with 100% more gay

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2pU5fUr

by humancatashtrophe

sequel to the miraculous group so really you know what to expect

  tbh this is back bc i'm bored

Words: 254, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of MGC

Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Multi

Characters: Adrien Agreste, Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Alya Césaire, Nino Lahiffe, Sabrina Raincomprix, Chloé Bourgeois, Juleka Couffaine, Rose Lavillant

Relationships: Adrien Agreste/Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Adrien Agreste/Alya Césaire/Marinette Dupain-Cheng/Nino Lahiffe, Juleka Couffaine/Rose Lavillant

Additional Tags: it's back bois, lmao this is the long awaited sequel to the mgc, this time its rlly gay tho, bc ya boi is rlly gay and i love projecting, :)))), it took me liek solid 3 months to make the sequel, ya boi boutta start hsc why am i like this, I dont know how to tag, but ya know, its the mgc, so enjoy that level of trash, its a group chat, Group chat, Texting, basically what you need to know is that no one is straight, they/them pronouns for sabrina, idk why i made sabrina nb but it happened so

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2pU5fUr