#bottle but it DOESNT work bc the main character marksman guy is so stronk | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

deerest-me · 1 year

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*to the tune of Kettering by The Antlers*: if i had only knownn that first night that i'd watched, the irreparable damage you'd do to my brainnnn

THIS POST IS ABOUT A REALLY LOW QUALITY MOVIE i saw on an Indiana budget BROADCAST TV channel IN MARCH where a guy says ``I GET YOUR TURKEY LEG'' and i havent been able to stop saying it to myself ever since and i CANT find it anywhere no matter how hard i look

#im not from indiana b4 anyone gets excited i just scoop their electromagnetic waves and Watch Them From Afar #the bad audio of the broadcast made it sound all echoey and crunchy and my brain NEEDSSSS to hear it again #i really wish i had recorded that one BUT I HAD NO WAY OF KNOWINGGGGG and i cant find it #if you or someone you know has any leads please please please please reach out to me if this sounds even vaguely familiar #wild west movie with stocky and burly marksman that ends up helping a wagon train of women that was attacked by bandits #and at one scene holds up this weird metal thing and bets someone which side is longer (THIS IS WHEN HE SAYS I GET YOUR TURKEY LEG BTW)#and the other guy guesses wrong SO HE GETS HIS TURKEY LEG but the other guy is mad and whacks him on the back of the head with a glass #bottle but it DOESNT work bc the main character marksman guy is so stronk #anyways im gonna foam on the ground for a little bit

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