#both of them hardcore mind-wrestling over who gets to eat the treats

[theoneofshame]

Harry found out they take their morning tea the same way: earl grey with 5 cubes of sugar. Both of them had a bit of a sweet tooth, taste buds fond of over-indulging after going so long without. It got them into heaps of unfortunate situations involving accidental possessions.

Harry knew for a fact if left to his own devices, Voldemort will happily spoon down a whole jar of apricot preserves in one sitting for the same reason that Harry is now banned from the jam pantry in the Hogwarts kitchens. Which he couldn't even be rightly cross about. It’s also the same reason Voldemort hasn’t been able to enjoy a treacle tart since his resurrection - something Harry does feel bad about, but it’s not like he can help it. 

The Dark Lord has the Dark Mark to summon his Death Eaters and treacle tarts to apparently summon Harry, intentionally or otherwise.